We see a close up of Claudette's face screaming, then a close up of Saul screaming, close up of Brian screaming and finally, Wayne screaming. They then stop as nothing was happening.
"So, anyone want to scream some more?" Brian asked.
"Where are we?" Saul asked.
We see Claudette pull out a glowsitck and light it.
"We're somewhere where it looks like we're nowhere."
She then hangs the glowsitck on her arm and giggles.
"We're gonna land on something eventually. It could be any second now."
Everyone braces for a landing but nothing happens.
"Well... it looks like we're down here for the long haul. Who wants to see some card tricks?"
Wayne takes out cards, he starts to shuffle them but they fly up and away. He looks up at them and back at the gang.
"Tada!"
Brian then claps. He then speaks up. "Maybe we should pass the time by telling stories."
Saul spoke. "I've got a story. It's called the time Wayne got us all thrown into a bottomless pit where we spent the rest of our natural lives!"
Everyone was silent until Brian spoke up. "Go on..."
"I have a story for you guys… it's called… HANDS OFF!"
Switches to tile card that has a picture of hands and the two words Hands Off!
We see Humphrey, Saul and Claudette at the Mercy Falls swap meet trying to buy stuff from the lonely people selling their crappy stuff.
We see Saul go to a glasses rack and is putting on glasses. "Professor glasses! They make me look like a genius!" He turns around and crashes into the glasses rack.
We see Humphrey looking at watches. "Look at these vogue gold beauties! They're mob boss quality!" We then see the dealer of the watches who is obviously a witch as she has white hair, an elderly appearance, a wart, and long fingernails.
"Okay, kids. Prepare to watch the delicate art of the deal." Humphrey then walks over and yells, "Hey Hagface! How much for the junk watches?"
"They are not for sale! NOT FOR YOU, HUMPHREY KAFKA! THE WIND WHISPERS YOUR NAME!"
The wind starts to blow and the gang just looks at the sky. We then switch to Brian with wind chimes and the wind is making these things move he then tried to quiet them. "Shush, you guys!"
"Alright, I get it, you're creepy. Anyway, less talky, more watchy." He puts down money and takes a watch. The witch grabs his arm.
"GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY WAAATCHH!" We see the witch's eyes are rolling in the back of her head and she screams this part.
"AAH!" He pulls away. "YEESH! Freak show!" He and the kids walk away.
"Wow. Someone needs to work on their social skills."
"And their observation skills." Humphrey shows them his wrist, which has the watch on it. "BOOM! Good job, heisting hands." He then kisses his hands.
"Are you seriously shoplifting from a witch? That sounded like a curse." Saul said.
"I'll take those chances." We then cut to Humphrey in the bathroom in the morning.
"Hah! Curse? Yeah, right." He then looks at himself in the mirror. He then gets startled. "AAH! Wait, is this curse-ugly or just normal ugly? Heh. Looks like I got off scot-free."
He then holds up arms, but he has no hands. He then panics. We then cut to kitchen. Humphrey is bringing the kids a pan, with oven mitts over his arms.
"Alright kiddos, breakfast time. Prepare your mouths for- "Before he could finish he drops the pan and mitts slip off. The two respectively scream.
"NO HANDS! DAD! WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR HANDS?!" Claudette yelled.
"So I might have got cursed a little. But the watch looks nice, right?"
"I told you." Saul tsk'd. "You gotta give that watch back and apologize."
"What? I don't need hands. I've got self-respect!" He tries to pick up coffee but drops it. He slaps the fork, which flings bacon at his face. He looks at them in semi-defeat. "Claudette, sweetie, will you make your dad some hands?"
Claudette then starts putting plastic cups with forks taped to them on Stan's arms. "Say hello to you new hands!"
"Nice work, kid!" He then pats her on the head but pulls out some of her hair. She pulls in a hurt way and rubs her head. "See, hands are overrated. I'm ready to take on the day." He waves as a woman walks by. "Ma'am."
She screams and runs away. We then cut to Humphrey at bowling alley. He tries to throw a ball but trips the woman behind him, who throws up a bowling ball, which crashes a TV
We then cut to him at a market. Hutch then comes in and he asks Humphrey something. "Hey, Humphrey. Should we play "Toss me a dozen eggs" like we always do?"
"No, Hutch, wait, not today!" But it was late as he started throwing eggs at him.
"NOT TODAAAY!" We see him on the floor with yolk on him. He then says in defeat. "Let's find that witch."
It cuts to the three at a cave. They enter the cave. Suddenly, a hand taps Claudette on the shoulder. "Dad, did you just tap my shoulder?"
"Kid, I can't tap anything." Hands poke Saul. He speaks up.
"Guys, can you stop tapping both my shoulders?"
Claudette then looks up and shines a flashlight at cave roof, revealing that it is covered in hands. They Scream. The hands attack them. Saul punches several hands before one grabs his face
Hands are slapping Stan. Claudette plays Rock Paper Scissors with two of the hands. They win and chase her. Then we hear a laugh. They all look and see it's the witch.
"Look at this... touching scene! Up top!" She then high fives a hand. "You guys... you guys get me."
"Alright. You got me. Stealing is wrong, et cetera." He shakes the watch off. "Now can I have my hands back? I have a certain gesture I'd like to share with you."
"Alas, your hands cannot be gotten so easily. The spirits say... ummm... that the curse can only be broken, by a kissss..."
"What?!" Everyone said.
Humphrey sighs and gets up. "It's alright, kids. Just look away." He then goes over and bends down a bit and then, kisses her hand.
"A KISS ON THE LIIIIPPSS!"
"What? Forget it! I'm not kissing any of that mess! I don't need my hands that bad!"
"Yeah, you're just making stuff up now." They start to leave.
"NO, WAIT DON'T GO! Ehh- you're right, you're right. I-I-I was just making all of that stuff up. I-I was just trying to get something going, you know? It's so hard to meet people these days..." She then snaps fingers and hands let kids go.
"So this was all just a ploy to get a date?" Claudette asked.
"I'M DESPERATE, OKAY? What was I supposed to do?"
"How about say "Here's your hands back?""
"Oh, fine!" he hands come out of her hair and crawl around Humphrey's face before reattaching. "Shakey! Scratchy! I've missed you, old rascals. You're all right, sister." There was an awkward silence until the witch spoke up.
"Will you be my boyfriend now?"
"Nope. Never." They then walked away from the cave "Well. I learned nothing."
