The show comes back to us with an announcer who somewhat sounds like Tara Strong...doing Bubbles.

AND WE ARE BACK TO THE FWAs! Now introducing, the man to present Battle Royal of the Year...Rumble Royal 2000 winner...Hanzo Hasashi, Scorpion! Teehee!

Scorpion walks out onto the stage, giving a single wave as he shows off his human skin face to the world. Many a woman swoon over The Specter as he nods and takes the podium.

"I outlasted FIFTY-NINE other men to win a Rumble and go on to win The Omega Title against Onaga at WrestleNation 2000." Scorpion told the crowd, garnering a big pop for the historical fact, "REGARDLESS of what happened AFTER that, I showed one thing...I could go the distance. Rumbles aren't about wrestling moves, pins, submissions, how well you can submit or even your charisma. It's about STAMINA. RESOLVE. FORTITUDE. SURVIVAL. If you can survive from number ONE to number SIXTY...you're an all-time great. 60, 40, 30, it doesn't matter. If you win a Battle Royal, you're a survivor. And I'd like to help give an award to one of the survivors." Scorpion said as he held up the award. "NOW...the nominees for Battle Royal of the Year are..."

2014 Royal Rumble Match (UEPW)

2015 High Noon Rumble (FWE)

International Championship Tourney Semifinals – 15-Man Royal Rumble at Ignition IV (ACW)

CCW Ozone Regal Rumble Match (CCW)

The camera pans down to each winner of each Rumble...Thorin Oakenshield of UEPW...Wildcard of FWE...PewDiePie of ACW...and Liu Kang of CCW...

Scorpion then says, "And the winner is..."

...and he opens the envelope, looking inside to see the contents. And he pulls out...

...

...

...

...a playing card.

"THE HIGH NOON RUMBLE!"

And the camera pans to Wildcard in the crowd.

"WHAT a revelation!" Jim Ross said. "FWE wins it's first FWA!"

"Yeah, but Liu Kang drop that hot FIRE though!" Dashie exclaimed. "Damn man...I liked that bitch."

"I wanted Thorin to win. Another win for big guys who destroy stuff." Said Batista.

"DESPITE all that...good job for FWE!" Kari said.

And the FWE stars in the audience couldn't believe it... Wildcard himself couldn't believe it, covering his mouth in shock when he saw the playing card and standing up in shock when it was announced, eyes wide open... and a huge grin on his face. From the rise to the fall, from his FTW debut, Grappler of the Year and his fade-away into obscurity... and now, the Rumble he won had won an award.

Wildcard, without wasting any time, nods and hops onto stage with agility, quickly reaching the podium. Wiping a small tear away, the MRC Elite breathed... and looked the crowd in the eyes as he started to talk.

"Y'know..." Wildcard started, letting out a small chuckle while a very small chant of "YOU DESERVE IT!" rose from the rowdier members of the crowd. "Since it's me doing this speech on the fly, I would be talking about myself... but tonight, I'm just not up for it. You wanna hear me talk about how the next stop is CrashDay? Tune in to Blitkzrieg andRiseUp! 'Cause tonight... it's not my night... it's our night. It's FWE's night. I won the High Noon Rumble... the thirtieth one, sure... but I wasn't alone in that ring. 39 others were with me... Tommy! Tommy Vercetti! Lasted one hour and ten minutes and made history as the longest-standing wrestler in the High Noon Rumble! Frederick! Twirlenkiller eliminated ten people! And then Jack Cayman, who returned... Alex Taylor, who debuted... they are also the reason why I'm standing on this podium tonight. They... and everybody else. The referees... Monogon and JR, who were commentating all night long! Mr. Silvio Valant, who helped create the High Noon Rumble! Mr. Gear Valant! Who made it possible for FWE to still be around today... for the thirtieth annual High Noon Rumble to be held! Folks, I might be arrogant... but atleast I admit it... and I know when I wasn't the only one responsible for something! This... is my award... as much as it is Blitzkrieg's award! As much as it is RiseUp's award! And as much as it is FWE's award as a whole! We came here, thinking "CCW got this, we're not beating Liu Kang"... I think I heard Mr. Gear Valant say "the light at the end of the tunnel is further up ahead". But no... the light at the end of the tunnel is right here."

Wildcard, getting somewhat emotional, paused for a moment to catch his breath, before quickly resuming.

"And at the end... we want to thank you folks. The crowd. The fans. With your intensity, your chants, everything, the full package that comes with you. Because it's only thanks to you we got this far when we ran out of fuel. The road is still long... but from tonight on, we know one thing... we're never again driving alone. THANK YOU EVERYBODY!"

The crowd gives a standing ovation for Wildcard as he finishes his speech, the words he spoke about humility resonating with the crowd. They supported this future of FWE if this was going to be the face of it. Scorpion nodded and clapped for Wildcard in the backgrou-

"OOOOOOOOOOH NEW YORK CITYYY!"

And now a voice immediately came after Wildcard's speech as he was still on stage, garnering a loud reaction...

"Who the hell?" Batista asked in confusion.

The voice kept up his intro, still exciting the crowd as they prepare to gyrate.

"DON'T YOU DARE BE GLUM!

CLAP...FOR YOUR FUSION CHAMP...

AND FEEEEEEL...THE HAAAWESOOOOME!"

"OH GAWD!" Jim Ross facepalmed.

"THESE BITCHES!" Dashie groaned.

"Well DAMN." Batista raised an eyebrow.

The crowd's mood went in COMPLETE REVERSE. From expectant cheers to hard boos.

New Day's theme started playing...

...And YASEEN KHAN ran out alongside Fuzzy and Iggy! Fuzzy and Iggu were...a tad apprehensive. Well mostly Fuzzy. Yaseen was gyrating excitedly to the music (because he knew it pissed people off). Khan then pointed to the curtain...and out walked Lillian House, clapping half-heartedly while giving Yaseen a handshake. And FINALLY, Yaseen crotch chopped the audience and pointed back at the curtain...

...and NOW out came Kenny with Barry, The Twinleaves garnering the most heat out of the six person group. Barry held up "his" FUSION Title and Yaseen held up his New Blood Title and AMW Tag Title. "WE WILL RULE FUSIOOON!" Shouted Yaseen before he and Barry clinked Titles...and then had a "sword fight" with them.

"This is just obscene." JR cringed.

"Hey get with the Hawesome, JR! This is fun!" Batista chuckled while clapping.

"How can you LIKE this?" Asked Snob.

Batista shrugged. "If it pisses YOU ALL OFF...I love it."

Yaseen them took the mic and spoke out as the music to New Day died. "That was cute Wildcard. Really it was. Really heartwarming. Hopefully this didn't trigger you. If it did...troll."

Yaseen shrugged, the boos flooding in as The New Blood Champion shoulders that said Belt. "Over the past half year, me and my brothers AND The Twinleaves have been proving why we are the most talked about teams out there. And Lil...she's trying to show that she ISN'T just Velvet's sister but a WRESTLER WITH A Ph.D! Yep! She's a DOCTOR! Which means she is smarter than the WHOLE LOT of this New England sewage plant...oops I meant New York City."

That cheap heat gains Yaseen a lot of heat, but he passes the mic to Barry...which gets him even MORE boos. Boos to the point Barry can't even talk because the crowd is busy chanting, "TOOLS! TOOLS! TOOLS! TOOLS! "

"YES!" Barry finally spoke, "We are DEFINITELY TOOLS! The RIGHT kind of tools needed to make this show ONE HUNDRED PERCENT MORE HAWESOME BABAAAY!" He stuck out his tongue while doing this before patting his FUSION Title. "THIS SHOW NEEDED SOME HAWESOME! Boring moment after boring moment, the REAL STARS...your REAL HEROES are HERE!"

Kenny also had his turn to speak, "Yeah?"

"Yeah!" Barry responded.

"Yeah!" Kenny said back.

"Yeah!" Barry said back to him.

"Yeah?" Yaseen popped in to say.

"Yeah!" Barry responded.

Kenny: Yeah!

Barry: Yeah!

Yaseen: Yeah!

Kenny: Yeah!

Barry: Yeah!

Yaseen: Yeah!

Kenny: Yeah!

Barry: Yeah!

Yaseen: Yeah!

Kenny: Yeah!

Barry: Yeah!

Luke Harper: Yeah yeah yeah...!

The Twinleaves, The NexGen, and Lillian all looked behind them to see Luke Harper...at least...it probably was...um...

...DOUBLE SUPERKICK by The Twinleaves to Harper(?)!

"GET ON WITH IT!" The crowd shouted, alongside some "Yeahs" from the crowd.

"You want a show? We are gonna give you a show!" Barry shouted, "The GRUMPS are OLD NEWS! The Team Hawesome Generation is gonna rip this business APART! We got more FLAIR than RIC baby!"

"More PERFECT than Hennig!" Declared Kenny.

"More WONDERFUL than Orndorff!" Yaseen chimed in.

"Broken more hearts than Michaels!" Barry said.

"More Iconic than Hogan!" Yelled Kenny.

"Who?" Yaseen asked.

"More ULTIMATE than the Warrior!" Exclaimed Barry.

"More PHENOMONAL than Styles!" Exclaimed Yaseen.

"And more Macho..." Barry winked at the camera.

"And more Savage..." Kenny added in.

"Than Randy!" The Twinleaves said together to get heat so nuclear, the temperature rose.

"And a lot more ELITE than anything those three tools in Japan do!" Yaseen quickly added in as all six got into the ring.

Crowd: SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP!

Barry chuckled as he removed The FUSION Title from his waist. "NEED YOUR HAWESOMEST FUSION CHAMPION GO O-"

I want it all...

I want it all...

I want it all...

And I want it now!

THIS gets an actual FACE POP from the crowd as The RR members were interrupted!

"A resounding 'NO!'" JR yelled.

Queen's "I Want It All" plays to a loud reaction of cheers and boos, and The TitanTron's MiniTron shows the Grump animated faces as the TitanTron itself (donated by WWE, owner of the TitanTron name) plays PROGRESS highlights mixed in with FUSION and WWE scenes. The bell rings, and The WWT Announcer (best announcer in the business currently) speaks out.

"The FOLLOWING is a Six Person Mixed Tag Match scheduled for ONE-FALL! Coming to the ring; representing PROGRESS...The GAME GRUMPS!"

Dan & Barry wear The WWE Toon Tag Team Championships on their waists, Suzy holds her her PROGRESS Women's Championship, Ross carries his European Championship of PROGRESS, and Jon...holds a very very angry Arin Hanson.

"The Game Grumps, starting late last year, PROMISED a YEAR OF GRUMP." Said Jim Ross. "And a year they gave us. ESPECIALLY in PROGRESS. The dominant stable all around until The SEO came into power, and The Grumps' power has been challenged. JonTron lost his World Championship and Arin lost his Hardcore Title. But at least The Grumps have The WWE Tag Titles-"

"That that JERKOFF TOM BRADY COST MATT AND DAVIS BECAUSE HE'S A SORE LOSER WHO NEEDS-"

"WHOA WHOA!" Batista said to, "...Nobody cares."

Kari began scowl at The Animal, but Dashie continued commentary for the group.

"These dudes...I LIKE 'em." Dashie said, "YouTubers UNITE. But...heheh...damn man Arin is PISSED. The ONE BELT this bitch had to himself left was The FUSION TITLE...and your boy BARRY TOOK IT."

Barry still keeps a lustful eye on The FUSION Title, licking it and then putting it on the ground. Barry gyrates his hips, before getting on the ground and humping The FUSION Title Shawn Michaels-style.

"Now how crass can ya get?" Asked JR.

"Mind games, JR. The normally goofy Grumps just got SERIOUS. A different mindset for the stable." Batista said.

"ANGERING The Grumps may be a HUGE MISTAKE..." Kari said, "OH! ARIN'S MAKING A RUN FOR IT!"

Arin Hanson runs like a man POSSESSED down the ramp, running to the ring! He slides in amd TACKLES a now upright Barry and goes to town on his face, which makes the OTHER Grumps do the same and start an RR Grumps battle!

The battle ensues, and Barry tries calling down the thunder as he has Arin on the ropes and SUPERKICKS-NOTHING AS ARIN FLIPS HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE! Lillian is sent over by Suzy, Jon STRONG ARMS Yaseen over the ropes with one arm, Ross throws Iggy over while Barry throws Fuzzy over, and Dan throws Kenny over the top rope as well! The RR get up to regroup amidst the loud pro-Grump cheers, but JonTron then says, "THIS WILL BE THE STUPIDEST THING I HAVE EVER DONE!" and starts running to the ropes.

"What is JonTron doing here?" Asked Ross.

...and JonTron, with the help of Arin & Dan helping him up, ACTUALLY flips over the ropes AND NAILS A PLANCHA ON TOP OF THE ENTIRE ROOKIE REVOLUTION TEAM!

"I'VE SEEN AN ELEPHANT FLY, BUT THIS IS JUST RIDICULOUS!" Jim Ross exclaimed, "JONTRON, WITH GRUMP ASSISTANCE, JUST FLATTENED THE MALE RR MEMBERS! LILLIAN ESCAPED, AND IT SEEMS SHE'LL START US OFF! BUT THE FACT THAT THIS EVEN OCCURRED IS AMAZING!"

"THAT BREASTFEEDING, TITTY BOUNCING FATASS ACTUALLY DID THAT!? DID SOMEBODY WAVE A HOAGIE ON THAT SIDE OF THE RING TO ENTICE HIM!?" Asked Batista.

"What a MOVE! And THAT is gonna send us into an ACTUAL MATCH! With GRUMP CONTROL and fans CHEERING for the PROGRESS top stable!" Exclaimed Kari.

"OH SWOOD I ACTUALLY DID IT!" Jon exclaimed in excitement, getting up and running around as The Twinleaves and NexGen look like pancakes on the ground. Lillian, who lives with this insanity on a daily basis (look at her family...), just shrugs it off to allow the match to start with her and Suzy.

*Skip to End*

Ross is throwing hands at Fuzzy, trying to knock him over as The Grumps cheer on the resident sadist. He runs back to the ropes and FUZZY CATCHES HIM AND POWERSLAMS HIM! And NOW Fuzzy tags in Yaseen, who watches Ross try to stand up and get some form of vertical base.

"Yaseen, with the same look I have seen in the eyes of Randy Orton when he prepared his Punts a while back." JR commentated. "New Blood Champion of PROGRESS, AMW Tag Team Champion which is a developmental Title, an FFW Trios Champion with his brothers, and he could be a future FUSION Tag Team Champion with his brothers if they beat Cactus Spiders. A talented kid with a BAD attitude."

"He doesn't CARE if you hate his attitude. He LIKES IT. He REVELS in it, Jim Ross. And THAT is something. Most big bads get cheered. Not this kid. He will try to find a way to piss you off." Batista smirked, "And I bet you he did the skit with The Twinleaves JUST to piss them off."

Yaseen charges forward towards Ross...and he jumps up for The Curb Stomp AND GETS CAUGHT BY A FAST KIPPING UP ROSS AND DRIVEN BACK WITH A FLAPJACK INTO THE GRUMPS NEAR RIGHT CORNER!

"Reversal! And Ross, tagging in Arin, goes for a SPINEBUSTER!" Exclaimed Kari.

And Ross DROPS Yaseen onto Arin's knee, and NOW Arin claps his hands and yells, "HAAAAAAWESOOOME..." towards the RR corner and up Yaseen. Arin goes for is Jumping Pumphandle Half Nelson Driver...

...but The Tenouttaten is reversed and Yaseen gets behind Arin and turns him around! Arin pushes Yaseen into the far left corner and runs forward. Yaseen moves...while Ross tries to enter and the ref starts admonishing him. Yaseen grabs Arin and bends him over for a Standing Headscissors...but Arin spins out of it and gets down to COCK KNOCK THE ROCKS OF YASEEN!

Crowd: OOOOOOOOH...

"WELCOME TO THE D-CLUB, BITCH!" Shouted Dashie.

"THE D-CLUB INITIATION FROM ARIN HANSON!" Kari exclaimed.

"REFEREE, STOP LOOKING AT THE OUTBACK DICKHOUSE AND LOOK AT WHAT THAT BASTARD DID TO KHAN!" Shouted Batista. "DO YOUR JOB!"

Yaseen falls over on both knees, and the ref turns back around and goes for the pin on Yaseen...

...but the referee tells him that Yaseen isn't the legal man.

"What?" Asked Kari.

"HE...wait who is-SUPERKICK!" Kari cringed.

The smoking gun...was held by BARRY, who then shouted, "MMMMMMMMMBOP!"

When did he tag in?" Asked Snob.

"Probably when Yaseen was pushed into their corner!" JR said. "BARRY TAKING ADVANTAGE

Barry picks up Arin and yells, "FINISH...IT." Ryback style before lifting him up and GETTING THE SWEET SEXY MUSIC (Sick Kick) BY DAN!

"DAN! AVIDAN WITH THE KICK TO KNOCK OVER THE HAWESOME ONE, AND NOW HERE COMES THE FULL ON BRAWL AGAIN! CHAOS AND INSANITY HAS OVERTAKEN THE RING ONCE AGAIN!" JR exclaimed.

AND IT INDEED RAN WILD! ALL THE GROUPS RAN INTO THE RING, WITH THE REFEREE TRYING TO STOP THE CHAOS!

ROSS THROWS IGGY OVER, AND THEN JONTHROWS OUT YASEEN OUT, LILLIAN AND SUZY GO OUT WITH A DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE OVER THE TOP! BUT FUZZY RUNS OVER AND CLOTHESLINES BARRY AND ROSS OVER! AND THEN JON COMES FROM BEHIND AND CLOTHESLINES FUZZY OVER...

...BUT THEM A DOUBLE SUPERKICK TAKES THEM JON DOWN!

"MMMBOP, MMMBOP! LOOK AT 'EM!" Shouted Batista.

"And then ANOTHER DOUBLE SUPERKICK TO ARIN!" Exclaimed Jim Ross.

Barry and Kenny high-five, and then Barry picks Arin up...and Kenny gets on the apron...Barry flips him upside-down for a Spiritombstone, kicking Jon in the face to keep him down...

"Kenny on the apron, Arin Hanson in the Spiritombstone clutches..." Jim Ross said.

Kenny jumps on the ropes, and flips...

...

...

...

...THE SPIRITOMBSTONE-IS COUNTERED BY JON KIPPING UP AND CATCHING KENNY BEFORE DROPPING HIM WITH THE JONBOMB (Chokebomb/Pop-Up Chokebomb)!

"OH LORD! THE CATCH! THE JONBOMB! THE SPIRITOMBSTONE AKA THE MELTZER DRIVER IS A NO GO!" Jim Ross exclaimed.

"BARRY LOOKS CONFUSED! HE HAS ARIN IN HIS HANDS, AND ARIN...HE'S SLIPPING OUT!" Exclaimed Kari.

Arin slips out, and lands on his feet behind Barry! And Dan Hanson runs into the ring from in front of Barry and Arin & Dan NAIL A COMBO SWEET SEXY MUSIC/EGORAPTURE COMBO TO THE HEAD OF BARRY!

"THE DOUBLE KICK! DOUBLE KICK! BARRY'S HEAD GOT SQUASHED BY THE BOOTS! ARIN! ARIN WITH THE COVER ON BARRY!" Jim Ross exclaimed.

1...

2...

3!

"THE GAME GRUMPS WIN! THE GAME GRUMPS TAKE THIS WIN! THE RR LOSES THE MATCH TO THE GRUMPS!" Dashie exclaimed, WHAT A STABLE, BITCH!"

The Grumps all regroup in the ring, and The WWT Announcer declares...

"HERE are your winners...The Game Grumps!"

"WHAT an opener! And The Rookie Revolution's slide continues!" Exclaims Jim Ross. "What else can happen to them?"

Arin yells, "REFEREE...RAISE MY HAND." And so referee Leslie Anderson of WWE shrugs and raises Arin's hand. "NOW PUT IT DOWN..." Arin demanded before he went out the ring.

"And Arin, going BACK for his FUSION Championship!" JR exclaimed.

"FINALLY...END this Hawesome Title Reign nonsense." Kari said.

And Arin SNATCHES his Title back from ringside and raises it in the air, "THIS IS MIIINE! MINE MINE MIIINE!"

Arin swings his Belt around and cheers, "NOW WE'RE GONNA END THIS STUPID FEUD AT FU-"

ARIN GETS A SUPERKICK...FROM RAY NARVAEZ! ALL FROM BEHIND!

"HEY! HEY THAT'S FWF'S NARVEAZ! THE RR MEMBER! HE KICKED ARIN!" Kari exclaimed.

Ray crouched over a crawling Arin Hanson, and then said, "MMMBOP!" JUST to piss him off before he SNATCHED The FUSION Title BACK out of Arin's hands. The NexGen and The Twinleaves ALL book it towards Ray and let him direct traffic OUT of there!

"He's RUNNING OFF! HE'S RUNNING OFF WITH ARIN'S BELT AGAIN!" Exclaimed Jim Ross.

"GOOD! GOOD GOOD GOOD!" Yelled Batista. "LET THE REIGN OF HAWESOMENESS CONTINUE!"

Ray runs into the crowd, Jon and Dan too late to grab him. "THE ONLY YOUTUBE REVOLUTION THAT MATTERS IS MINE." He said before handing Barry his Title back. And Barry, taking "his" Belt back, kisses the faceplate...before full on MAKING OUT with it, LICKING it sensually in the most disturbing way possible.

"Just...just EW EW EW..." Kari shuddered.

"F*CK YOU! I HATE YOU NARVEAZ!" Dashie yelled.

"I HATE YOU TOO HOBBIT!" Ray yelled back.

"WHAT!? Oh THIS BITCH!" Dashie took off his headset, but Snob and Kari held the short but loud Dashie back before...I guess Ray kicked his rear end.

Barry finishes making out with it...and then raises The Title in the air, saying, "THIS IS MY BUIZEL...MY BIG BABY BUIZEL RIGHT HERE...AND YOU ALL CAN'T TOUCH HER!"

...And now we head backstage, where Claude Speed, Alex DeLarge, and Jessica Wilson are busy searching for The Mask. The Green Mask of Loki was SOMEWHERE around here.

"That Egypt prick threw it in the crowd. And it wasn't in the area where it was thrown. Like it keeps getting moved." Claude said, wiping his brow. "Lord, this is gonna take too long. We GOTTA get him that Mask before he fights Mega Man."

"But where are we gonna find it at?" Asked Jessica.

ELSEWHERE backstage, Moon was talking to...someone. We don't know who it is. The Queendom pad cameraman was keeping it off of said person.

"Alright...I'll see YOU out in the ring later." Usagi chuckled, "Ooooh...you are going to piss him off...especially if you fight her...but for now, lay low, okay?" Moon smiled before she saw something at her feet. The other party had walked off before Moon had found this...green mask.

"Hey...this The Mask's mask?" Moon asked. "...Boy...they're probably looking for this right now. If they don't get this, they'll probably lose their match later and THEN what?...Theirs and XCW's hopes and dreams will be crushed-oops."

That last word deadpanned, Moon just threw the mask away down the hallway and walked off without any form of a care.

...But then somebody else found it backstage...

...a girl and her hedgehog that got a decent pop when they appeared onscreen.

"Ooooh..." Tammy beamed as she picked up the mask. "Mr. Spin...this Stanley's mask?"

"Yeah..." Spin the Hedgehog said, examining it. "We had better get it back to him and The I6. They need this. Stanley isn't that impressive without his mask."

"Aaaw I'm sure he'd be amazing!" Tammy said, trotting alongside Spin.

"Well he is called The Edge City Zero." Spin said plainly, "But yeah...maybe I'm just exaggerating. I'm sure he is fine without it."

Spin smiled, trying to imagine Stanley Ipkiss wrestling maskless...and his smile went south more and more, before it just turns into his old classic plainface. "...Yeah let's find The Infamous Six."

The NexGen, Twinleaves, & Lillian are all walking with Ray backstage. And despite The Twinleaves and Ray looking happy, Lillian looking okay, and Iggy and Fuzzy moving on, Yaseen looked TICKED. Khan was holding in a lot of emotions about losing that last match. He did NOT want to give his detractors even ONE IOTA OF A REASON to keep harping on him. He was in a sour mood. So when he saw the bubbly, happy Tammy Blake and Spin the Hedgehog, he simple stuck his leg out and tripped the girl outright as he walked on by.

"WHOOP!" Tammy fell over due to the Khan foot, and...well...as the mask fell...she fell...

...and her face fell RIGHT into the mask.

"What the-KHAAAN!" Yelled Spin as Yaseen flipped the (censored) bird at Spin and walked away. Tammy fell and dropped the mask, which went soaring across the hallway and fell onto a catering cart. One catering man took the cart and rolled it off down the hallway.

"Son of a..." Spin did his classic plainface before Claude, Jess, and Alex run over.

"Spin? Tammy? You two okay?" Jessica asked.

Spin looked up at Jessica and then looked at the camera.

"...This is gonna be one of those award shows, isn't it?"

...Alex then leaned into the camera and said, "Yes...yes it is."

"HOPEFULLY they find the mask." Said Jim Ross.

"HOPEFULLY." Kari said, "Wonder who'll find it next."

"Wonder who'll get 'Manager of the Year' next." Cinema Snob said as we went to the stage.

Tommy Vercetti & Casey Lynch are back on the stage next to each other, ready to introduce the next award presenter.

"NOW...the next presenter is somebody who has managed people before." Tommy said, "You may know him as The Digidestined of Kindness...and others may remember him as the guy who betrayed The Destined to manage Sephiroth."

"KNOWING that, I can see why he did that." Casey shrugged, "If my attribute was simply helping old people cross the street and sharing my lunch with freeloaders, I'd try to make my image cooler too. Next up, Ken Ichijouji!"

The Digimon theme (The US one) brings out Ken...who has Yolei Inoue on his arm. (For those FWM faithful...she has been connected to his arm for two years straight it seems...possibly non-stop; Ken's arm isn't getting much oxygen). The crowd gives him a warm reception, and Ken receives it with waves as he straightens out his tuxedo. Yolei, wearing a red and white dress and white hairband, also waves to the crowd.

Ken took to the podium and spoke to the crowd.

"...So in order to get around in this business, I managed some pretty evil people. I left my friends for SEPHIROTH. And later I managed The Rival Empire in UCA, UCA's most well known stable." There were boos and cheers for that statement, and Ken simply shrugged and chuckled. "I'm not gonna say I support a lot of what those guys did now...but I did make some history. Managers are not as appreciated as they used to be. It takes a lot of work. You have to do the work the wrestlers don't do. You gotta be the brains, the mouth, the travel agent, the booker, the negotiator, the accountant at times, the driver, the trainer, you have to take care of your clients so that they're physically fit and ready to go into the ring. Guys like Cornette, Paul, Blassie, Heenan, Bearer, and ladies like Sunny and Sherri were major managerial influences on me and a lot of other managers today. And it makes me happy to see a lot of managers out here as there used to be. ...Yes, managers tend to be bad guys. It happens. But hey...we may be or have been bad guys, but we do a LOT of work so you HAVE to respect that."

The crowd cheers Ken, agreeing with his sentiment on managers while also clapping for the managers of today as it pans to each nominee.

"Now...the nominees for Manager of the Year are..."

Ragyo Kiryuin (FTW)

Lex Luthor (UEPW)

Nelson Muntz (TWAE)

Freakshow (WWT)

Alex DeLarge (WCW)

Jessica Drew (CWF)

Daffy Duck (XCW)

Arkham/Jester (ACW)

Dr. Gustave (UWE)

Sailor Moon (for the Queendom) (WWE)

Doc Louis (CCW)

"And your winner is..."

Ken reaches into the envelope...and pulls out from inside...

...

...

...

...a chocolate bar (that somewhat melted).

"Ew...no wonder this envelope was squishy." Ken shuddered. "DOC LOUIS!"

One could hear the boos come from even the managers who didn't win, especially a certain blonde scout who yelled, "BULL!"

Doc Louis smirked...as Aran Ryan, with HIS FWA in hand, shook Doc by the shoulders and screamed, "YOURS, DOC! YOURS! YOOOOOURS!"

"THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!" Sportacus corkscrew triple front flipped out of his chair.

"BAŞKA KIM?! BAŞKA KIM?!" Bald Bull shouted while Soda Popinski shook up a bottle of soda and cracked it open to let it FLOW FREELY like champagne. Doc got covered in some of the soda as he stood up...and he was en route to the stage when he paused...

...and motioned for ALL of Doc Louis Productions to accompany him to the stage. Sportacus was more than happy to oblige, leading the way and making sure and obstructing forces got PUSHED ASIDE to the floor, clearing a path for the Manager of Champions as Aran Ryan played his Brawler of the Year FWA like a trumpet...and Bald Bull and Soda Pop lifted Doc up on their shoulders and carried him to the stage and the mic, Doc splaying his arms the entire way. Once DLP reaches, the Forces of Nature set Doc down...and Doc takes both the FWA and the semi-melted chocolate bar, chewing on the bar while letting Aran hold the Manager of the Year trophy.

"NOW WE HAVE MATCHING TROPHIES! WE CAN MAKE 'EM KISS!" Aran proceeded to do just that as Doc stood in front of the mic...and he heard Sailor Moon.

"That's right; one of my clients IS Bald Bull. Happy you recognize him," Doc grinned. This was only the beginning...

"Doc Louis with the Manager of the Year Award in hand, and his moniker as Manager of Champions does ring true." Said JR. "Louis practically a throwback to the old era of the late 70s to early 90s manager. Managing several big names, winning multiple Titles all at the same time."

"Sportacus is a vanilla midget...but he picked the right guy to back him." Batista said. "And those bruisers alongside him are pretty sweet too."

Doc Louis cleared his throat and took a breath. "…Do ANY of you right now have a truly full comprehension of what this moment marks, what this distinction means? …I don't think that you do. As a matter of fact, I don't think that ANY of the also-rans not at this podium entirely know the magnitude of what officially belongs to me. This Manager of the Year trophy was brought into existence because of this past year's 'resurgence'—I have that in quotes for a reason—of the presence of managers in Fiction Wrestling, BUT…it was only for ONE YEAR…THIS YEAR. Which means this is the first…and LAST time you will ever hear a Manager of the Year Award speech, so those FWA transcribers had better get this right 'cause they're never gonna hear it live again. Some of these managers came into what relative to the curve is acclaim last year, but DOC LOUIS has been the premier, the ELITE in managerial excellence for the better part of ALL of CCW's history, LONG BEFORE there was an award for! MY WORK is what made this happen, not just the praise but the AWARD ITSELF. If the role of manager in Fiction Wrestling needed to be 'resurrected', it needn't have looked any further than the guy who built an ENTERPRISE out of it and kept it in style! And that enterprise which I constructed BRICK BY BRICK, from the tour buses to the personal gyms to ALL OF THOSE CHAMPIONSHIP MY CLIENTS HAD…and even Aran's own first FWA in his career…all of that is officially IMMORTALIZED because for as long as Fiction Wrestling lives, there will only ONE Manager of the Year, ONE Manager of Champions…and his name is JEROME 'DOC' LOUIS."

Sportacus applauded. "Anybody still think I made the wrong career move? Huh? Anybody? Nope? …Hahaha! EXACTLY…"

"And NOBODY, not a single person male or female, whether they are A HUNDRED AND SEVEN YEARS OF AGE…or just FOUR…" Doc Louis had his eyes on a certain Dragon Kid in the audience… "…is going to take that away from me, is going to take that from away from US. So with that said, if there is ANYBODY ON OZONE…or anyone on Double X…or hell, ANYBODY IN THE FREAKING INDUSTRY who wants GOLD around their waists within SIX MONTHS TIME, Club Nintendo guarantee, the doors are always open, the word is always given. Just look up at the billboards, see the number, and place yourselves a telephone call…and I'll make you a star, baby. I'll make you a CHAMPION, baby. 'CAUSE I'VE ALREADY MADE MYSELF A LEGEND, BABY! ME! DOC LOUIS! ARAN RYAN! SODA POPINSKI! BALD BULL! SPORTACUS! …And more…courtesy…of DOOOOOOOOC…LLLLLOUIS…PROOOOOODUCTIOOOOONS!"

Doc took his FWA back from Aran and raised it with a giant smirk of VINDICATION while Soda and Bald Bull applauded, Sportacus pumped a fist and cheered, and Aran shook Doc again. All of those bike-stealing quips…they couldn't take this away either.

"...Didn't this bitch steal my bike?" Dashie asked.

Backstage, we come to an interviewer from CWF, John Santoni, working the stick.

"Hello folks! At this time I'd like to introduce to you...the OLDER Aelita Schaeffer." Santoni said, "I am confused as anybody else who doesn't pay attention to some of the going-ons here."

The older Lyokian Princess steps into camera view, a small smirk gracing her lips. "I could bore you and the audience with the details, but unlike others I'd prefer to not waste everyone's time," says the pinkette.

"Okay then Ms. Schaeffer." John shrugged. "You were chosen by...Gwen Ten..to face her. And now I want to get to the point...why did you want this match? What drove you to want it? And do you think you can be end whatever winning streak Gwen has at The FWAs?"

"I feel like I'm back in that counterfeit confessional," O-Aelita quietly quipped to herself with a brief head shake and a chuckle before regaining her focus. "Allow me to answer you third question first; if I didn't think, if I didn't believe that had an even remote shot at ending Young Gwen's winning streak do you think I'd have stepped into one of her more recent mockeries towards actual religion that she had her messenger build? As for why I wanted this match...honestly going back to last year - Earth-Reality time, mind you - I put my name into the poll cause I was looking to give Young Gwen another dose of Lyokian, to make a mark as early as possible in my Fiction Wrestling career and there's possibly no bigger mark one can make than by taking Young Gwen down."

The pinkette takes a moment to consider her next words before continuing, "While a year doesn't exactly change that plan, it does make a difference. Since then I've held titles...since then I've had to deal with some pains in the neck and one royal pain in the ass..." A brief pause to allow that message to be deciphered. "...and since then Young Gwen has grown more & more powerful and power hungry...just like how I've grown hungry for a moment like this cause while one can win and lose titles easily - a fact I'm an unfortunate example of - being known as the one...the one to say they beat Gwen on a big stage such as the FWAs...that's something that simply can't be taken away, it can't be overlooked. Even with some her recent issues down in NCW...Korra still has that victory over Young Gwen at Pride & Glory, something that no one can take away."

"7 other girls couldn't beat her." John said, "Joan Rivera, Tammy Blake, Ivory Gerdelmen, and a horde of Women's Champions couldn't beat her. You got this? Can you guarantee a win?"

"Most I'll guarantee is this; I'm going to give Gwen something she's getting use to and that's a fight. She wants to lay claim to her fifth win at the FWA's? She better expect a fight for it cause no way in hell, either this universe or another, am I going to simply give it to her," O-Aelita sternly replies

"Well then, we wish you good luck Aelita." Santoni said. "Back to the front "

And we do go back to the stage, with Casey Lynch standing, ready to introduce another award hand out

"The NEXT award is Female Villain of the Year, an award dedicated to those people who you all just seem to call 'Whore' and 'Slut'. ...Creative." Casey said, looking off into the air to try and mask her thinly veiled sarcasm. "Coming out to hand out the award...The CWF's Platinum Princess and that girl you wanted to unfortunately strangle as a toddler...Angelica Pickles!".

Angelica walks out, holding her head high and her nose to the sky. The crowd boos her, but she simply brushes them all off (as the celebrities applaud her because that's just respectful.

Angelica looks at the crowd, surveying the boing contigent before speaking.

"Let's get to the point...I don't like you. You don't like me. I do what I want and it's FUN. Sailor Moon, Sally Acorn, Ember, Haruhi Suzumiya, Granny Goodness (to a fault...)...I mean, we don't care what anyone thinks. If we win, we win. I don't worry about people complaining about being fair. And the thing about this business now...no dumb thing about the good guys always needing to win. Some times, being bad pays off in this business...and these girls CASHED IN. The nominees for Female Villain of the Year are..."

Ragyo Kiryuin (FTW)

Hawkgirl (UEPW)

Cinder Fall (CEW)

Mandy (TWAE)

Temari (WWT)

Arukenimon (FWF)

Asuka (BTWF)

Yuna Kamahira (WCW)

Scanty & Kneesocks (CWF)

Suzie Hanson (PROGRESS)

Mai Valentine (ACW)

Ruki Makino (AWF)

Lucy Van Pelt (UWE)

Haruhi Suzumiya (WWE)

Young Gwen Tennyson (CCW)

"And the winner is..."

Angelica opens the envelope...and finds nothing inside. "Huh...?" Angelica scratched her head. She then began to sniff the envelope, trying to find a peculiar smell she just found.

"...Perfume? ...Oooh...perfume...

...MAI VALENTINE!"

ACW's Mai Valentine gets up, Lo Horsewomen playing in the speakers while Moon can be seen holding up four fingers from behind the stage curtain. Sam, Carly, and Aelita, in the audience, all lift up four fingers to celebrate Mai's win.

"Mai Valentine, leader of The Horsewomen and veteran of UCA, signed to ACW and immediately made a splash with The Queendom and The Horsewomen." Kari said, "Gotta hand it to Serena...even in retirement she can affect things..."

"Sign of a true legend right there." Batista said.

"DAYUUUM...baby giiirl..." Dashie smirked. "Ohoho is she taken dooough?"

"Probably by Wheeler." Snob shrugged.

Mai grabbed her award and took to the podium, adjusting the mic and speaking to the masses...

"You know...it's funny, really. I mean, I shouldn't be here, right?" Mai asked in mock shock. "I mean, how could I be? When there's a devil of a girl with a cult and all that who should be a shoo-in and HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh God, I can't do this anymore, my face couldn't catch up to my words." Mai smirked at the podium. "No no no no, you want to know WHY I won this award? Why I am the Female Villain of the Year? ...Because simply put, you can every horrible action in the book, as a ten-year-old tyke has demonstrated, you can stoop to lows unimaginable, you can make everybody sick to their stomach...but I don't need to do ANY of that. I don't need to, but I CAN. That's the power. See, many of those other girls, they NEED to do these horrible things to remain relevant, to keep their bad girl status as at an all-time high. But me...? I don't need to do ANY of that. No...all I need to be...is be BETTER...THAN EACH...AND...EVERY...ONE...OF...YOU." Mai emphasized, pointing at a different person with every word, drawing boos from the crowd.

"Which...when you think about...isn't that damn hard, after all, I'm a Horsewoman, and you...well...you're all YOU..." Mai smirked chuckled, the crowd booing her loud. "Yes, I'm better than you and nearly everyone else, and this award proves it. I make you all want to see me lose, but that will never happen. And no matter how much you hate me, you just can't change the channel off me. I'm the person you want to be, but can't be. I'm the baddest girl around, and there's not a damn thing you can do about it! I don't need to do horrible things to maintain relevancy, but I can damn sure do whatever the hell I want because I CAN! I'm the LEADER of the Four Horsewomen, and this Award is JUST the beginning! Because the Four Horsewomen ARE taking over this business, we ARE changing women's wrestling, and we ARE going to take over the ACW Women's Division, no matter what ANYONE can do! So Friendship Girl...shine up that belt really nice, and make sure to treasure it...because your time with it is running out! Ever, you are LOOKING at the FUTURE ACW Women's Champion...and trust me, when I say, that when I win it...you're all going to hate me even MORE. But what do I care? After all, I'm Mai Valentine...and welcome to the Era of the Horsewoman! DEAL WITH IT. Woo!"

The crowd gives her a large amount of boos with respectful claps mixed in as Mai leaves the stage. A female voice that sounds like Tara Strong doing Raven then says...

When we come back, Best of the Best will have its first semi-final match in the form of Jesse Alveraz vs. Doomsday; the search for The Mask of Loki continues; and we go through Male Villain of the Year and more awards. All coming up after this commercial break...whatever...

Male Voice Over: The FWAs are brought to you by: Independence Day Resurgence! Let's face it...you just wanna see things go boom boom this summer

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