The shows returns! And we are greeted by what sounds like Tara Strong doing Bubbles again.

Teehee! Welcome back to The Fifth Annual FWAs! ...Hear that Cartoon Network? I can do this voice TEN TIMES better than that girl you have now! ...Watch our crossover!

In the ring, Pac-Man stands inside with a mic in hand. The bell rings, and everyone awaits the next match...

"The following is a Best of the Best Tournament Semi-Final Match! And it is scheduled for one-fall! The winner of this match will be inserted into the Fatal Fourway Finals Match!"

The crowd cheered for anothet match, EAGER to see who advances NEXT...

Latino Heat...

"THIS kid!" Dashie said, serious face on as he scrunches it up in approval.

"This kid...?" Snob said, sounding sorta...disinterested.

Chica, tu quieres jugar con un Latino? [girl, do you want to play with a

Latino?]

From out the back comes a lowrider that drives onto the ramp, painted with flames and has an "LH" as an ornament. Jesse Alvarez, his a smirk on his face, knows the battle he has to face TONIGHT. And he came this far...he wouldn't go BACK any further...

Latino Heat!

Latino Heat!

(C'mon!)

Latino Heat!

(Mami!)

Latino Heat!

"Coming to the ring first; representing NCW, and a guy I know from UWE; he is 'The Latino Kid', JESSE ALVAREZ!"

Pac-Man's announcement made Jesse beam with pride, and he gave a wink to the UWE ring announcer before hopping out the side of his lowrider.

"I swear, I see these mimics all the time. He doesn't DESERVE to take Eddie's gimmick." Batista snarled, sounding upset at this scene.

"Whether or not you LIKE that he pays homage to the legendary Guerrero or not, you have to admit Jesse Alvarez has amassed a nice list of accolades in the business so far." Jim Ross said.

"Yeah, because these fiction dweebs get to go to any company they want. If I was able to do 5 companies at once, I'd win like FIFTY World Titles." Batista shrugged.

"Doesn't matter, Dave. Jesse has an impressive resume. Even a former World Champion in FTW." Said Kari.

"Now...to be fair...that was so quick, it made Al Bundy's bedroom skills seem like he could go for hours." Snob shrugged.

"STILL won it." Kari said, "This kid's really good. He's taken a lot of influences from guys like Jericho, Guerrero, and Michaels. Yeah, you can say he's copying or mimicking or what have you...but he IS still technically young in the business. It will take a while before he develops a style uniquely 'Jesse Alvarez'. But for now? I say it's working for him."

Jesse gets on the announce table and stands up on it, beating his chest and shaking his shoulders before shouting, "¡ORALE!"

"YEAH YEAH, LATIN NO HEAT! OFF MY TABLE!" Batista yelled.

"Why are you so GRUMPY? CHILL BRUH!" Dashie yelled. "THIS KID IS DOPE!" Dashie exchanged a high-five with Jesse before the kid hopped off the table and high-fived several fans and his own niece, brother, and friends.

"This kid is just obnoxious." Batista said.

"Yeah well, guess what? He's a fixture now. He has a company, a career, apparantly he's dating The Avatar Korra, I mean...his life can't get any better." Said Kari.

"I'm still wondering who he stole from to get money for a company." Snob asked.

"This wonderful thing called 'Bank Loans', Brad. Stop acting like Batista." Kari said before sighing. "I feel like I'm surrounded by ignorance."

"Excuse me?" JR asked.

"NO NO!" Kari immediately perked up. "NOT YOU! NOT YOU! You're FAR from that, Mr. Ross!"

"I'M BEST OF THE BEST!" Jesse yelled. "THAT BRIEFCASE IS FREAKING MINE!"

But Jesse's music was immediately cut off by the riff of "Next Big Thing", and the crowd's mood was immediately soured...

"Haha NOPE, kiddo...it's HIS..." Batista smirked.

Lex Luthor walks out first...and he steps aside, all so the Kryptonian monster DOOMSDAY has room to stomp out.

"And his opponent..." Pac-Man said, "...accompanied by his longtime manager, Lex Luthor, representing UEPW...he is The Kryptonian Beast...DOOMSDAY!"

"SOOO...you're telling me...JESSE 'ripping off' Eddie is not cool. But THIS...is?" Asked Kari.

"Look, I don't like THIS either." Batista said, "It's WORSE because he's been around since the early 90s and had to go to copying someone else. I wanna see the OLD DOOMSDAY. The one who wreaked HAVOC in companies before becoming Lesnar-lite."

"Doomsday...I remember back in 1992. Costing Superman The Toon Championship to The Joker after he was debuted at Survivor Series." Jim Ross said. "Going to UWE and laying waste to many a man. The BODIES left in his wake are innumerable. But ONE thing has eluded him for years...another World Title."

"A former UEPW World Champion after going undefeated and winning a tournament to fight for The World Title, beating Captain America and ending his streak, and oh man this is just too much Lesnar." Kari gulped.

"...We're watching Eddie vs. Lesnar 2004 No Way Out, aren't we?" Asked Batista. "...Somebody kill me if this ends up the same way."

"YEAAAH BITCH SOMEBODY GIMME A STEAK & CHEESE IF IT DOES!" Dashie exclaimed.

Doomsday walked by Jesse's lowrider...but stopped to take a look at it. Jesse looked over at Doomsday, telling him to come into the ring. Luthor wanted Doomsday to go.,,but Doomsday kept his eyes CLOSE to the lowrider...

"Doomsday eyeing that lowrider of Jesse's." Kari said.

Luthor saw what Doomsday was doing, and shrugged. "Let it be done." He said, allowing Doomsday to grab the lowrider.

"Whoa whoa whoa whoa!" Snob exclaimed.

DOOMSDAY PICKS UP THE LOWRIDER AND RIPS IT IN HALF BEFORE CHUCKING THE CAR PIECES THROUGH THE ARENA ROOF!

"GOD!" Jim Ross jumped.

"Yeah that car DID go meet God!" Exclaimed Batista. "Geez, guy, thought you would have just PUSHED it off the ramp!"

"IMPRESSIVE...but cars aren't people." Kari said.

"So what?" Batista asked.

"Well..." Kari shrugged, "...cars don't hold grudges."

"...Funny." Deadpanned The Animal.

Jesse just said, "When I win, it's coming out of YOUR check, Luthor!" Lex simply chuckled as Doomsday entered the ring over the top rope and walked towards Jesse, towering over him while snarling.

"Doomsday...near mindless, but it means he has no inhibitions." Said JR. "He runs on pure animalistic instinct. But he has SOME limited brain power...and it helps him focus when he NEEDS to. And it seems Jesse is the center of the focus."

"The bigger they are...the harder they fall. That's all I say." Kari said. "The big guys? ...They tend to be stepping stones. Let's see if Doomsday can beat the big man curse."

Doomsday and Jesse, stare off...as one could hear a giant splash from the distance.

*Bell rings*

-.-.-

*Skip to End*

Doomsday, Jesse in hand, picks up him up after that NASTY Lungblower Powerbomb and grabs him by the waist. Doomsday then lifts and carries Jesse WAY over his head and RELEASE GERMANS HIM OVER THE ROPES SO HE CAN LAND HARD ON THE FLOOR BELOW!

"OH MY LORD! THE STRENGHT OF DOOMSDAY! JUST RAGDOLLING JESSE!" Exclaimed JR.

"Ahahaha can you BELIEVE THAT?" Batista asked, "Come on...stop SUPLEXING PEOPLE, Doomsday! Be something MORE!"

"Believe it? I have to witness it!" Kari said, "Jesse FLYING over the ropes...and the referee starting the count out. Luthor telling Doomsday to STAY INSIDE. He wants Doomsday to take the count out win!"

"Jesse has not gotten in a lot of offense in this match...but what he DOES get in, he makes it COUNT. And Luthor knows it. He's ending it here before the big babyface beatdown." Snob said. "...Alliteration, baby."

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Jesse has BARELY moved since the German Suplex...

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"Jesse trying to get up...!" Dashie said, "YO MY BOY...GET IT!"

Jesse gets to one knee...and then another...

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Luthor raises an eyebrow as Jesse crawls to the ring apron...

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He puts out an arm...and grabs it...

...BUT JESSE FALLS OVER!

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"Jesse fell! Jesse fell!" JR exclaimed. "REFEREE ON EIGHT! DOOMSDAY!"

"Ahaha that ASSWHUPPING did the job!" Exclaimed Batista.

Jesse...

...he reaches again...and grabs the apron again...

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And Jesse-GETS A BASEBALL SLIDE FROM DOOMSDAY, KNOCKING HIM RIGHT OFF THE APRON AND BACK DOWN! And Doomsday exits the ring and goes RIGHT BACK to harrassing Jesse!

"Oh DAMN! That size SIXFTIETH BOOT coulda BROKE somethin'!" Exclaimed Dashie.

Doomsday walks out the ring and grabs onto Jesse and picks him up. Alveraz is then THROWN RIGHT INTO THE BARRICADE SHOULDER FIRST! Jesse, holding his shoulder and looking up with his sore body and sore neck, then got a CHOP across his chest! Jesse, coughing as he flails and holds his reddened chest, is in UTTER PAIN...

"Even if he, by the miracle of a Latino Miracle, WINS...this kid can't even FIGHT in the finals. Doomsday's MURDERING HIM." Snob said.

"Jesse probably forgot all about the finals. Surviving THIS must be top priority." JR said.

Doomsday backs up, beating his chest and letting out a MIGHTY ROAR before running towards Jesse and-Jesse ROLLS out the way, hurting himself in the process, BUT DOOMSDAY GOES BARRELING THROUGH THE BARRICADE WITH ALL HIS MIGHT, SMASHING THROUGH IT AND FALLING ON SEVERAL PEOPLE IN THE AUDIENCE (right at the feet of The Alvarez clan as well...while some Pakistani kid and lady friend were under the Kryptonian)!

"BAH GAWD, THAT DOOMSDAY MAY HAVE JUST TAKEN HIMSELF AND SEVERAL FANS AND WRESTLERS OUT! JESSE ALVAREZ WITH THE ROLL THAT MAY HAVE JUST SAVED HIS BEST OF THE BEST HOPES!" JR shouted in his iconic raspy voice.

"DOOMSDAY IS BARELY MOVING, AND ALL JESSE NEEDS TO DO IS DRAG HIS CARCASS TO THE RING AND ROLL IN!" Kari exclaimed.

"NO! NO! THAT COCKROACH CAN'T WIN DAMMIT! THIS IS THE ERA OF THE BIG MAN, NOT THE VANILLA MIDGET!" Batista exclaimed.

"COME OOON BIIITCH!" Dashie exclaimed.

Jesse tries his ABSOLUTE BEST to get up, standing on one knee...the count already on 3...he tries to grab the apron...and grabs onto it...

...

...AND JESSE ROLLS BACK IN! JESSE IS BACK IN THE RING! The crowd is ECSTATIC about this, as Jesse makes it BACK to let the referee keep counting!

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"Jesse Alvarez just has to WAIT! WAIT IT OUT! PRAY DOOMSDAY DOESN'T POWER UP! PRAY DOOMSDAY DOESN'T RISE UP!" Exclaimed Jim Ross.

Jesse lies on his back...

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...and thanks The Lord, doing a short prayer as he tries to get up...

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...but then Jesse looks over...

...and DOOMSDAY is on BOTH HANDS AND KNEES, grunting to himself...

"Doomsday, OBVIOUSLY back to his feet, the guy CAN'T be put down!" Said Batista.

"Count out victory...so blase." Cinema Snob shrugged. "Let's see a FIGHT."

"IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO BEAT DOOMSDAY! HE WILL NEVER STAY DOWN!" Luthor shouted to the crowd that told Doomsday to stay down.

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Doomsday gets to his feet and stumbles, holding his head as he steps on and over a bunch of the people he may have crushed. Luthor smirks, knowing Doomsday was ANGRIER than before.

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And he let out a MIGHTY roar, and Jesse KNEW that he was STILL gonna have to fight...

"Doomsday is up on his FEET..." Said Kari.

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AND DOOMSDAY BOOKS IT TO THE RING AND SLIDES IN AS FAST AS HE CAN-AND CATCHES JESSE AS HE TRIED FOR A LIONSAULT ON A STANDING DOOMSDAY!

"DOOMSDAY! BACK IN THE RING, AND HE CATCHES JESSE AS QUICK AS HE CAN!" JR exclaimed.

Jesse squirms in the arms of Doomsday, and is able to slip behind him! Jesse then backs up and SUPERKICKS-nooothing, Doomsday HOLDS the foot and LIFTS JESSE UP ONTO HIS SHOULDERS! D-5!

"Jesse! Jesse on the shoulders of the giant! And-oooh he's slipping out again!" Kari said.

Jesse gets down, and KNEES the head of Doomsday while jumping up to meet the head with the knee! And Jesse backs up...AWESOME GIFT SUPERKICK TO THE RIGHT KNEE OF DOOMSDAY (Crowd: Whoa!) ! And Doomsday goes down on said knee. And then Jesse SUPERKICKS the left knee (Crowd: Whoa!)!

"Jesse's chopping Doomsday up like a YouTube video edit!" Exclaimed Dashie.

Jesse then weakly backs up...

Crowd: *Building up* WhoooooooooooooOOOOOA...

Jesse comes forward and-DOOMSDAY CATCHES THE AWESOME GIFT! THE FOOT IS CAUGHT MUCH TO THE CROWD'S SURPRISE AND DISMAY!

"Caught! CAUGHT! DOOMSDAY CAUGHT IT! AND THE LIFT UP! DOOMSDAY HAS HIM FOR THE CAPTURE SUPLEX!" JR shouted.

"And this bitch about to CAPTURE a WIN!" Dashie quipped, "Okay I'll stop!"

Doomsday TOSSES Jesse over his head and-JESSE LANDS ON HIS FEET! Doomsday turns around AND GETS THE AWESOME GIFT THAT FINALLY SENDS THE BIG MAN TUMBLING DOWN INTO A SLUMBER! THE CROWD IS RAUCOUS!

"SUPERKICK! SUPERKICK! DOOMSDAY DOWN! JESSE FALLS RIGHT ON TOP OF HIM SHAWN MICHAELS STYLE!" JR shouted, "ONE LEG HOOKED!"

"WHAT!? NO! NO NO NO NO NO NO ¡NO!" Batista shouted. "THIS ISN'T HAPPENING! THIS LITTLE MIDGET!? BIG GUYS CAN'T KEEP LOSING!"

The referee comes down and counts the pin!

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DOOMSDAY GETS UP AND HOLDS JESSE IN HIS HANDS!

"GOOD GOD!" Jim Ross shouted. "JESSE KICKED HIM LIKE A BAD HABIT AND HE STILL GETS UP!"

"WHAT DOES IT TAKE!?" Asked Dashie, "SOMEBODY CALL SUPERMAN TO BEAT THIS BITCH!"

"THAT IS GOOD OLD FASHIONED DURABILITY!" Batista shouted, "BOW! BOW BEFORE DOOMSDAY!"

The alien gets up (Albeit slower than before) with Jesse in tow and LIFTS him onto his shoulders. Doomsday then runs and SNAKE EYES Jesse into the near right corner before lifting him up again AND DROPPING HIM WITH THE D5!

"D5! F5! F-CINQ IF YOUR SMARK SO DESIRES!" Exclaimed Kari, "DOOMSDAY FINALLY PLANTS JESSE! AND JESSE, THE POOR KID, HE'S LAID OUT!"

"AHAHA THAT'S THE WAY! THAT'S THE WAY! THAT IS THE FREAKING WAY!" Batista shouted.

"Doomsday INTO THE COVER!" Snob exclaimed.

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JESSE GETS A FOOT ON THE ROPES! HE IS WEAK...HE IS SPENT...BUT A FOOT GOT ON THE ROPES TO AN EXPLOSIVE POP!

"WHAT!?" JR asked. "...WHAT!?"

"...NO WAY...NO WAY THIS IS FREAKING RIGGED!" Batista raged. "NO SKINNY TWIG CAN SURVIVE THAT!"

Doomsday looking down at Jesse NOT staying down, felt his rage building up more and more. And Luthor had to control him, tell him to reel back, because Doomsday would go on a destructive rampage if he got TOO mad. "Just END IT DOOMSDAY! JUST ONE LAST MOVE! YOU COULD BREATH ON HIM AND WIN!" Luthor said. And Doomsday responded in kind, only picking up Jesse as his rage died down.

"Jesse being picked up. And you HAVE to hand it to the kid. The WILLPOWER it takes to survive in this match is astounding. My hat is off to Mr. Alvarez." Said JR.

"That's nice, JR." Snob deadpanned.

Doomsday lifted up Alvarez and put him on his shoulders. Doomsday then spun Jesse and-JESSE TURNED IT INTO A TORNDAO DDT! A TORNADO DDT! THE CROWD POPPED LIKE CRAZY! BECAUSE THEY KNEW WHAT WOULD COME UP NEXT! HISTORY DEMANDED IT!

"JESSE! THE TORNADO DDT! IT'S ABOUT TO BE NO WAY OUT ALL OVER AGAIN!" Exclaimed Jim Ross.

"NOOO NOOO MAKE YOUR OWN STUFF UP, JESSE, DON'T RIP OFF OF OTHERS!" Exclaimed Batista.

Jesse heads to the near right corner, ready to climb up...but he sees Doomsday slowly trying to stand up. The DDT had no weapon to accompany it...

...so Jesse heads out the ring, and he goes to the ringside area.

"What is he-OOOH NO!" JR said. "Bad idea!"

"If he uses that chair...he's DQ'd!" Kari said. "THE REF IS LOOKING!"

And Jesse heard nothing, he just wanted the chair. "Doomsday's...about to get it...", Jesse said, and the crowd pleaded for him to do NOTHING. Jesse slides into the ring, chair in hand...

"DO IT REF, DO IT..." Batista snarled. "LET JESSE DO IT...SO WE CAN END THIS..."

Jesse held the chair tightly...and he held it high over Doomsday...but the referee grabs the chair from Jesse, who tries to wrestle it back from the referee.

"Referee Jim Kawaguchi taking the chair from Jesse, and admonishing him." JR said.

"What is he, stupid?" Asked Snob. "What did he EXPECT?"

Jesse complied, allowing Referee Kawaguchi to do his job. And Jim goes to ringside and tells the timekeeper to get the chair.

Jesse HIMSELF groans and Doomsday grabs Jesse from behind...

...but Jesse smirks...

...AND GOES DOWN TO LOW BLOW DOOMSDAY! THE KRYPTONIAN NIGHTMARE'S EYES GOING WIDE...

"And Doomsday-OH MERCY!" JR cringed.

"JESUS! WHAT THE...WHAT THE HELL!? REFEREE!" Batista screamed.

"THIS BITCH! THIS BITCH WITH THE LOWEST OF LOW BLOWS!" Dashie exclaimed.

"AND THAT'S WHAT HE WANTED THIS WHOLE TIME!" Kari exclaimed, "HE PLANNED IT EXPERTLY!'

"HE CHEATED! HE CHEATED!" Batista yelled.

Doomsday, amidst the cheering crowd, stumbles all while Jesse grabs him by the arm and LIFTS UP THE HEAVY DOOMSDAY! THE CROWD IS ON THEIR FEET!

"THE POWER! THE STRENGTH OF ALVAREZ!" JR shouted.

"OH HE'S APING ME NOW!? I OUGHTA KICK HIS ASS!" Batista shouted.

"DAVE I THINK HE'S DOING CENA!" Kari pointed out.

AND HE DELIVERS THE ALVAREZ DRIVER THAT SENDS DOOMSDAY RIGHT ON HIS BACK! AND JESSE, HAVING USED A BUNCH OF ENERGY TO LIFT HIM ONTO HIS SHOULDERS FOR THAT ADJUSTMENT OF HIS ATTITUDE, FALLS OVER! And now Jesse, with the energy he has left...begins climbing to the top of the near right corner...

"No...NO...HOW THE HELL DOES DOOMSDAY EVEN HAS NUTS!?" Batista asked. "ISN'T HE A ROCK OR SOMETHING!?"

"STOP QUESTIONING THINGS, DAVID!" Exclaimed Kari.

And Jesse, at the top of the corner, stands tall...and sees his family behind him...and his friends and supporters all across the arena. He sees Rivera and Khan, and proceeds to flip them off (that the network has to cut from because you can't show that on NBC).

"The finger to the haters!" Dashie shouted, "DO IT BITCH! WIN ONE!"

"The crowd, all BEHIND JESSE ALVAREZ..." Kari said.

And Jesse points to the sky and pats his chest...

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...and with all his energy left he jumps off the top AND NAILS THE FROG SPLASH ONTO DOOMSDAY! FROG SPLASH! MAKING SURE TO HIT THE KNEE AGAINST THE HEAD OF DOOMSDAY!

"FROG SPLASH! FROG SPLASH! FROG SPLASH! JESSE ALVAREZ! HE IS A COUPLE INCHES FROM DOOMSDAY FROM THE BOUNCE, BUT HE'S STILL NEAR! HE JUST NEEDS TO FIND THE POWER TO PIN HIM!" Kari shouted.

"COME ON COME ON DIG DEEP BITCH, BE A F*CKING HERO!" Dashie exclaimed.

Jesse...the Frog Splash HURT him a lot more than he thought, as his ribs were KILLING HIM. But he managed to find a way to crawl. But thr bounce and roll from landing made him land FAR away from Doomsday. Jesse was nearly out of energy...he had to crawl slow...but he was getting there...all while Doomsday laid unmoving on the mat...

"Doomsday IS OUT COLD...JESSE IS BARELY MOVING..." JR said.

"He has to CRAWL...DIG DEEP AND CRAWL..." Kari said.

Jesse crawls...slow...but sure...

...and he pushes himself up..panting and coughing...

"Just an inch closer kid! AN INCH CLOSER!" Kari said.

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...AND JESSE LANDS ON DOOMSDAY! A LIMP BODY ON DOOMSDAY IS ALL HE CAN MUSTER, BUT JESSE HAS THE PIN!

"OH NO! HELL NO PLEASE!" Batista shouted.

"JESSE ALVAREZ PINNING DOOMSDAY! KAWAGUCHI COUNTS IT!" JR exclaimed.

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DOOMSDAY STILL GETS A SHOULDER UP!

"NOTHING!" JR exclaimed. "DOOMSDAY SURVIVED IT...JESSE ALVAREZ WAS ROLLED OFF...DOOMSDAY STILL ALIVE..."

"And Jesse...he's...he's TRYING to get up..." Kari said.

Jesse tries to get up...but he gets to one knee and falls over.

...BUT DOOMSDAY SITS UP...AND HE LOOKS ABSOLUTELY PISSED...

"WHAT IS THIS MONSTER MADE OF..." Kari asked.

Jesse looks over at Doomsday...and Jesse knows he's spent...he can't go on..

...and Doomsday gets up and picks up Jesse by his hair and ROARS in his face! But Jesse simply says, "Your breath smells..." Thid ticks off Doomsday, BUT THEN JESSE SPITS IN HIS EYE...A HUGE LOOGIE HAWKED AT DOOMSDAY...

"OOOH THIS BASTARD HAS A DEATH WISH!" Snob chuckled.

"Jesse with NOTHING TO LOSE..." Kari said. "IF HE HAS TO GO OUT, HE'S GOING OUT WITH SOME FLAIR!"

"OH HE'S COPYING FLAIR TOO?" Batista shouted...which made Kari sigh.

Doomsday snarls, spit dangling from his eye. Luthor's eyes are wide, because he fears Doomsday will go WILD and get himself disqualified. Doomsday GRABS THE HEAD TIGHTLY...

...and Doomsday LIFTS JESSE UP HIGH AND DROPS HIM ONTO HIS GIANT KNEES WITH A CHOKEBOMB LUNGBLOWER!

"DOOMSDAY COMETH! THE LUNGBLOWER OFF THE CHOKEBOMB!" Exclaimed Jim Ross. "THE MOVE THAT 'KILLED' SUPERMAN'S WWE TITLE REIGN! JESSE ALVAREZ...THAT SICKENING SPINEBEND...! HE'S MORE BENT THAN A PRETZEL!"

Doomsday rolls Jesse off of his knees, and he puts his hand on the chest of Jesse and pins him with BOTH legs hooked. Jesse, who's a starfish lying on the mat, isn't moving...

"It's ACADEMIC." Snob said.

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"DOOMSDAY...wins!" Jim Ross exclaimed as the bell rings, "EVERYONE ELSE who makes it to the finals..."

"LOSES." Batista said.

"Next Big Thing" plays for Doomsday, who gets to one knee and looks down at Jesse. He roars at the boy's body, but Luthor slides in and tells Doomsday to calm down. "HE'S DONE...HE'S FINISHED...WE MOVE ON..."

"Jesse, with DEFIANCE, still tried to show the heart and spirit he always shows. But no matter what, Doomsday was just TOO HARD to put down." Said Ross. "But my hat is OFF to Mr, Alvarez. WHAT a performance. WHAT a show of heart. This kid, REGARDLESS of what you may call him, is a BONAFIDE STAR."

"Yeah a FALLING STAR. This kid just lost and you still wanna hop on his nuts?" Batista asked. "TALK ABOUT THE WINNER. DOOMSDAY. Ganta, Grace, Raynor, Levin, Star Force, Mask...DOESN'T MATTER. Doomsday has you ALL pegged."

"Luthor, in the closing moments, was trying to make sure Doomsday didn't go wild and get himself disqualified. But it seems Doomsday HIMSELF kept a lid on his own emotions. Is the big guy smarter than we think?"

"Doomsday is a mindless beast...but he has a...bit of common sense. He CAN be trained. And Luthor indeed trained him well."

Luthor leads Doomsday out of the ring, but Doomsday DOES look a bit worse for wear. He is DEFINITELY not one hundred percent.

"You think Luthor thought Doomsday would take this much punishment?" Kari asked.

"Ha...you think ANYONE thought that?" Asked Snob. "NCW lost their representative here. And you HAVE to imagine that Mr. Billy is DANCING in his seat. UEPW moves on. And keep in mind, UEPW is not a company many look at as a threat. Imagine the fans' SURPRISE when they see UEPW is in the finals. DOOMSDAY was an absolutely smark pick to put in here."

"Yeah...but let's face it...Doomsday has a mountain to climb." Kari said. "Big or not, big guys, monsters, powerhouses...they always lose. And Doomsday almost lost here. Wrestling and life has shown that it's HEART that wins...not size and power. Big Show, Andre, Rusev, Khali, Henry...all built up to lose. Doomsday might be heading towards his own Armageddon soon."

"Very eloquently put, Ms. Kamiya." JR said.

"Yeah yeah. LOOK...it's time big men end the curse. TIRED of watching powerhouses lose to skinny dorks with 'heart'. Wanna know what heart is? A nice way of saying YOU SUCK but LUCK loves enough to let you win. But now it's time for BIG MEN to come back. Time for big men to make their returns to the limelight and WIN IT ALL." Batista said. "Doomsday is gonna reverse the trend...TONIGHT."

"We'll see, Dave..." JR said, "...we'll see."

Doomsday keeps walking, all while Luthor looks at the ring, where referees try to help Jesse up. The Kryptonian Nightmare lets out a THUNDEROUS roar, and he and Luthor finally walk to the backstage.

And NOW...we head to the FWA stage on the other side, where Tommy & Casey are standing.

"WHAT a match!" Tommy said, "THAT was one of the best things I have EVER seen. GREAT match. WOULD have been better if Jesse had a kryptonite chair."

"Tommy..." Casey deadpanned, "...WHERE do you think you'll find a kryptonite chair?"

"Come on Casey, Batman most likely has one." Tommy said, "He has something for everyone. A speed trap for Flash, a hunger inducer for Goku, a virus for Mega Man, heat gun for Sub-Zero, a naked picture of Aelita for Nathan Blair."

The crowd gave a laugh at the last comment, with the cameras panning to Nathan in the audience.

"ANYWAY...up next to present VILLAIN OF THE YEAR...please welcome the RETURN of old CWF GM and The Simpson's perennial bad guy...SIDESHOW BOB!" Casey announced.

And this brings out the palm tree shaped red haired former Krusty sidekick in a suit...with a prisoner's number on it. The crowd ACTUALLY gave Bob some cheers out of respect for his legend as a character and nostalgia for his CWF run.

"Sideshow Bob took over from JC years back in a coup that saw Eddy, then known as Mr. Eddy, as his Corporate World Champion." Said JR. "What a TRIP to see HIM back here."

"Guy is so...cunning." Said Kari. "HE should be a manager somewhere. He'd be amazing at it."

Sideshow Bob takes to the podium and speaks to the crowd in his thespian-like tone.

"...Villainy is an art. They say it's easy to be bad and hard to be good...oh but it is not as easy as one thinks." Sideshow said, "Villainy is not something that just...'happens'. You don't wake up one day and say, 'I want to be a bad man'. No...no, villainy is made. Villainy is something that develops. And it eats away at you. It takes away your mind and hurts you. I never WANTED to be this way...but I was pushed-nay-FORCED into this role by...certain...circumstances..."

Sideshow Bob looks over at The Simpsons family...specifically the young boy...

"...Whether it's by jealousy, hatred, vengeance...whether you were bullied by compatriots in your developmental, felt a partner was holding you down, wanted control and respect when your employees gave you none...of course...maybe you're just a sociopath. No...I cannot make excuses for you. You lot who do it only because it makes you feel good. You are more evil than I."

Bob chuckles and waves his hands. "But I go on too much. Why is bad so important in this business? Because, let's be real with one another shall we...we make this business so much more fun."

Sideshow Bob then starts to laugh, a maniacal laugh only a true villain could let out. It wasn't Joker loud...but it was certainly unsettling to hear him laugh about that.

"Oh...sorry!" Bob said before clearing his throat. "ANYWAY...mhm...the nominees for Villain of the Year are..."

Duke Anderson (FTW)

Mr. Billy (UEPW)

Mercury Black (CEW)

Rio (TWAE)

Shikamaru Nara (WWT)

Coach Wade (FWF)

Kaworu Nagisa (BTWF)

The Doctor (WCW)

Kira Yagami (CWF)

Belphegor (PROGRESS)

James "AVGN" Rolfe (FWE)

Hotsuma (XCW)

Seto Kaiba (ACW)

Taiki Kudo (AWF)

Jason Grace (UWE)

Vince McMahon (WWE)

Tom Brady (CCW)

Sideshow Bob, as one could see, had NO envelope.

"Excuse me...it seems they didn't give me an envelo-"

A GIANT LIGHTNING BOLT SMASHED ONTO BOB AND SENT HIM FLYING INTO THE AUDIENCE!

"OH LORD!" JR shouted.

"SOMEBODY HELP!" Kari got up.

"WHAT HAPPENED!?" Asked Dashie. "WAS WE ATTACKED!? WAS IT THE MISTRESS BITCH ASS!?"

Medics came to Bob's rescue, spraying fire extinguishers all over him! HOWEVER, Bob WAS okay...as shown by his flailing and cries of, "YOU CRETINS, I AM OKAY! STOP SPRAYING ME!"

"Oh thank the Lord, he's okay..." Said JR. "...wait..."

Bob took a mic and let his his signature teeth gnashing groan before saying, "ONE thing about villainy that may absolutely be a pain in my rear end...is that notion of karma..."

The medics all still checked out Bob...but one saw something peculiar in his hair. The medic turned Sideshow around, and then revealed...

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...that burned in his hair were the letters...

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"SPQR"

THE LETTERS OF THE ROMAN REPUBLIC

"JASON GRACE!" Bob yelled into the mic as the cameras all cut to Jason & Annabeth.

Upon seeing those familiar four letters, Jason steps out onto the stage with Annabeth following, a grin on his face as he takes the Villain of the Year award and looks up to yell to the heavens, "THANKS FOR GETTING RID OF THAT GUY, DAD!" Once he's said his thanks though, Jason sighs...and begins his Award acceptance speech...

"Villain of the Year...Villain of the fucking Year...is that all I am to you people? Just some bad guy? Just some Heel that the Face will inevitably conquer? Just some villain that the hero stand tall over at the end of the day? Well...lemme tell you all here and now...that I am so much more than that...I am NOT just a villain...I am an EMPEROR, all of the Roman demigods in the world today...NONE of them would know what to do with their lives without me, they would have no direction, they would have no leadership and they would have no way to LIVE...to you people, I'm nothing more than a villain but to the Romans...I am an EMPEROR...and all this Award does is prove that everything I've done so far has been better for my people...but it's not enough, they aren't safe yet...they aren't...REAL Romans yet...with the Greeks still around, they're is still pollution that could corrupt the brave hearts and souls of the Romans in my Empire, hell, ANNABETH CHASE, my lover and Empress, hasn't gotten rid of the corruption within her soul, of the stain that PERSEUS JACKSON left on her being...but don't worry...as YOUR ROMAN EMPEROR...I will do everything in my power to rid the Multiverse of these insects...to you all, by the end of next year...I will a SAVIOR because you will all realize that what I'm doing is for the good of the FWM...but to the Greeks...I'm gonna be your EXCLUSIVE, PERSONAL NIGHTMARE for the corruption that you are all trying to bring to my Empire...because if I have to be a Villain to ensure the prosperity of my Empire, I'll be the Villain of the Year EACH and EVERY year from here on out, I will be the ROMAN who finally wipes out the Greeks...in fact...since I'm the one who started this war...I suppose you could call me the 'Last Real Roman'...but don't worry...a new Empire full of real Romans will rise again soon, one WITHOUT corruption running through it's veins...just as soon as I wipe clean the slate of history...oh, and if Poseidon's bastard even thinks for a SECOND in getting involved in the rest of the BOTB Tourney...well, let's just say this season won't be one where roses bloom." Jason chuckled darkly before leaving with his Award in hand, Annabeth giving the camera a sinister grin before following her boyfriend.

"Jason Grace...CHILLING words to his former best friend and his beau." JR said.

"Maybe Percy oughta back off and leave his little girl in her baby crib with the rest of the RWBabies." Batista said.

"...'RWBabies'?" Kari asked.

"Heard Moon say it. Felt nice to say." Batista shrugged.

We go backstage...

...where CARL GRIMES and The FWF Branch of The RR are sitting about, far from the hustle and bustle of the crowd.

"So that woman...Gijinka...it...whatever...nominates the old man for Superstar of the Year." Carl said, sounding a bit bitter, "NEVER MIND that I beat him. Never mind that I'M The FWF World Champion. Eunice is already making mistakes and she's barely been here for a couple months. The WORLD CHAMP...deserves top billing. Not some no-nothing wannabe sheriff."

Kate WOULD have been listening...but she was busy reading a book called, "How To Handle Spazzes, by Dexter". Seth was staring at his phone, just reading the news. "Breaking news...ancient lowrider found in Niagara Falls...scientists already believe ancient aliens gave these to the native tribes..."

The Geckos know Kate isn't listening to Carl, and Carl knows too. So the leader of the group takes her book awag and closes it.

"I'm ranting. And planning our chance at capturing all the gold in FWF. You SHOULD listen." Said Carl.

But Kate just groans. "Why? I feel like we're in some filler segment designed to push along backstage segments while also interconnecting stories between segments in weird and quirky circumstanc-OOPH!"

Kate gets knocked over by what seems to be...The Mask of Loki beaning her in the back of the head.

Richie gets up and grabs the mask to inspect it, "Hey...this is that Mask that Mask has."

"You mean The Mask's Mask?" Seth asked.

"Yeah that Mask's Mask that he Masks w-NOPE. NOPE. Not going to give you people the satisfaction of a f*cking vaudeville act." Groaned Richie before Carl took the mask. But then The I6's Claude, Jessica, and Alex run down the hall where The RR-FWF were resting. Carl saw Claude, and then remembered something...

"Hey!" Claude yelled due to seeing Carl with the mask, "YO CARL! Thank you! Just throw it man! We need it!"

Carl looked at the mask, and then back at Claude...and then back at the mask...

"...Go f*ck yourself, Corleone c*nt."

And Carl Grimes just CHUCKED the mask like a Frisbee down the hall, MUCH to the ire of the crowd and the I6.

Claude's expression went from elated to shocked and pissed, "What!? THE HELL, GRIMES!? YOU RR SCUMBAGS ARE ALL THE F*CKING SAME-"

"Go screw yourself, pal. Maybe if you didn't have Don Vito in your mouth all the time, you may have had your damn mask." Carl said.

Claude, who was THIS close to decking Carl, saw Alex look at him and motion that they have to go. So Claude just glared back af Carl and scoffed. "Heh...yeah you be grumpy, kiddo. Least I'm nominated for a solo award...and didn't need my daddy to carry me to a nomination."

The crowd went, "Ooooooh..." at Claude's words, and The FWF World Champion's eyes widen before his expression goes dark. Claude huffs and just storms off in search of the mask, and this leaves behind a very...VERY shaky Carl Grimes.

Kate looked over at Carl and waved a hand in front of his face. "Yo. Head honcho. You okay?" She asked.

Carl looks at his Title Belt and stares into his own reflection in the Gold. He sees himself...and the looks at Kate and nods with a very serious look.

"...I'm gonna make sure that bitch has me nominated for some sh*t next year...I promise you that..." he said in a somewhat sinister tone. And that shot of Carl, the one evil eye staring into the distance, was soon accompanied by a smirk. A very mischievous smirk. "But for this year...it's MATCH OF THE YEAR that's gonna be in my pocket...so that THE WHOLE WORLD can see that I'm BETTER than HIM..."

And we now go back to the stage area, where cameras pan to the likes of Sgt. Slaughter...Kenny Omega & The Young Bucks...Mario Lopez w/Maria Menounos...the cast of The View...Will Ospreay...Vader staring angrily at Will Ospreay...and even The Animated commentary team w/Vegeta taking camera time from Tarble.

"Team Animated, nominated for Commentary Team of the Year. One of many nominated. And of course we have Rick Grimes nominated for Superstar of the Year and Carl could go home with Match of the Year or Rivalry of the Year for his battle with his dad Rick." Snob said. "Heeey is that Kanye?"

"FWF with a great year, obviously. The Grimes, The DragonSlayers, Leo Valdez, Arukenimon, ChillTown, The RR, Maxwell, Air Man, Michonne and Clementine, so many things that have happened in the rookie company. We think it deserved a little bit of spotlight for those who need to get to know it." Said Jim Ross. "COULD win its first FWA. FTW and AWE won their first FWAs last year. FWE won its first this year. We could get more firsts if we're lucky. It's a historic FWA cerrmony."

We go back to the stage, where Tommy & Casey stand to introduce the next award handler.

"Next up, to introduce Female Hero of the Year...a girl whose best exploits are known from XCF..." Casey said.

"But to those outside of XCF, she is best known for banging Davis." Said Vercetti before they both announced the name.

"Chikaru Minamoto!"

The cameras panned to the stage, and Minamoto walks across wearing a dress and holding an envelope.

"Miss Minamoto, an XCF mainstay. Got herself some big mainstream moments during The Pride & Glory female Best of the Best match." Said JR.

"She had a mini-feud with Ellie and last eliminated her to make it to the ladder match." Said Kari.

Chikaru took to the stage and spoke into the mic. "So, I know the crazy guy who looked like a yellow palm tree came here to say something about villainy...but I wanna say why heroes are important. Quite frankly...heroes are obviously needed to stop crimes, help people, and offset evil. In wrestling, if bad guys won all the time, it would be chaotic. And not very fun. Who wants to watch BAD GUYS win all the time? Who is there to root for? Plus, bad guys act like WE need THEM...they need us too! Remember...DiBiase needed Hogan...McMahon was only bad because of Austin and that made Vince a star...Evil only exists to try and stop good. But we need to keep up the fight. Give YOU FANS something to root for. And these nominees are...well...mostly role models...they all give the fans something to believe in. The nominees for Female Hero of the Year are..."

Angel (FTW)

Katniss Everdeen (UEPW)

Xion (CEW)

Twilight Sparkle (TWAE)

Gaz (WWT)

Michonne (FWF)

Rei Ayanami (BTWF)

Sailor Mars (WCW)

Korra (CWF)

O-Aelita (PROGRESS)

Yuna (XCW)

Téa Gardner (ACW)

Hikari Yagami (AWF)

Mikasa Ackerman (UWE)

Katara (WWE)

Jenny Wakeman (CCW)

Chikaru then opens the envelope. "And the winner is .." She digs her hand inside of the envelope...

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...and pulls out...

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...The Crest of Light.

"HIKARI YAGAMI...or Kari Kamiya. Choose one." Chikaru said with a shrug.

"Wait WHAT?" Kari's eyes widened as the night's commentary girl was in complete shock. "No way..."

"Yeah. You? I can't believe it." Batista said with a chuckle before Kari playfully pushed him.

"YEAAAH BITCH OUR TEAM GOT AN AWAAARD BITCH!" Dashie celebrated by dancing at his seat

"Well? GO ON!" JR said. "Ya won! AWF gets their first FWA!"

Kari got up and RUSHED her way down the steps of the commentary table (which was situated in its own section above the fans) and ran as fast as she could to the stage. Once she got to the podium, Chikaru handed her The FWA trophy, and Kari actually looked emotional as she took the trophy. She went towards the mic and looked out amongst the packed MSF crowd as they clapped and cheered for her.

"WOW...I mean...WOW. I...didn't think I deserved this. I mean, I did good. But THAT good? But hey, I like to think that even though I'm a veteran...I'm not some person to lie down for the new generation. Girls like Revy...Aelita...they want to either intimidate you or make you feel inferior...they like to bully you into submission. But ALL you have to do is stand up to people like them. I will never be able to thank the judges for this...um, my brother since he's my biggest inspiration. And ESPECIALLY AWF and Nazirul. He gave us an all girl show. He let me carry the brand as far as I could, and I think it paid off. AWF gets a BIG FWA here. And I hope it's the start of many. And Revy...Aelita...bring it. Thank you! Now I gotta commentary job to do. See ya!"

Kari bows and kisses her trophy before running offstage to get back on commentary. And Tommy & Casey are back onstage, ready to introduce the next award presenter.

"At least one Destined wins per FWA event." Tommy chuckled. "Kari fufilled said quota. NOW...to introduce HERO of the Year...one of the best heroes of all time...and current DC ca$h cow..."

Casey popped in and made her voice raspy. "THE BATMAN."

The crowd a HUGE round of applause for the Dark Knight himself, who went to this event if only to keep an eye on The Royal Hand. The crowd gives a rousing cheer and chant of, "BATMAN! BATMAN! BATMAN!"

"Batman himself...a legend of the business and a legendary hero." JR said.

"This guy is BAD. ASS." Batista said. "I WISH I could have had matches with him."

"Man of multiple Titles and companies...Batman more or less still has a semblence of a career going on here." Snob said.

"THIS...is the MAN." Dashie exclaimed. "I wanna be like him when I grow old."

Batman speaks into the microphone...after a minute of trying to get the crowd to quiet down. "Good...evil...hero...villain...all labels made by people and their opinions on others who are active." Batman said. "Good and evil is mostly obvious to see. Of course in wrestling...it tends to get grayer. Is The Rookie Revolution a group of veteran hating hooligans who cause nothing but trouble...or a band of people trying to cause change in a political based business. Is Ben truly arrogant and a pain...or is he truly sincere and believes that CCW does not deserve embarrassment on grand scales? Is Mr. TV truly a good man? Or does he hold others down? Opinions are varied...but one thing is true...a wrestling hero's biggest job is to give hope. And these nominees are inspirational and determined. And if things go right...the possible top faces of theor companies. And the nominees for Hero of the Year are..."

Delsin Rowe (FTW)

Darwin Watterson (UEPW)

Hiccup Haddock (CEW)

Tails Prower (TWAE)

Patrick Star (WWT)

Rick Grimes (FWF)

Shinji Ikarim (BTWF)

Nightwing (WCW)

Sokka (CWF)

Quote (PROGRESS)

Capricorn (FWE)

Tai Kamiya (XCW)

Naruto Uzumaki (ACW)

Daisuke Motomiya (AWF)

Percy Jackson (UWE)

Dan Kuso (WWE)

Liu Kang (CCW)

Batman then opened the envelope. "And the winner is-" AND THEN BATMAN DODGED A SHURIKEN THAT WAS AIMED RIGHT FOR HIS HEAD!

"What the...?" JR asked.

"Who threw that? WAS THAT YOU, NARUTO?" Dashie asked.

The Batman looked behind him and walked towards the wall that the shuriken waa stuck. Upon further inspection after pulling it out, Batman could see...

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...that the shuriken had a Mortal Kombat dragon logo on it.

"LIU KANG!"

"And ANOTHER Kombatant takes home an FWA!" JR exclaimed.

"Liu Kang, Rumble winner for Ozone, DIDN'T get the award for Rumble of the Year...but he does get an award for being the brightest spot in a dim company." Kari said.

"I THOUGHT WE HAD PROGRESS-oh cool Liu Kang won! YEAH!" Mileena cheered.

"And won't THAT make your sister happy..." Skarlet smirked at her Koldblooded partner.

Liu Kang quickly got up and made his way to the stage, stopping to give a respectful ninja bow to Batman. "Hope there are no hard feelings from MK vs. DC," he said to him before continuing over to the podium and the microphone, setting down his CCW Infinity Championship for a moment so he could pick up the FWA trophy and hold it as he spoke to the cheering crowd.

"I'm sure many of you know that, whether it be on a Friday...or ESPECIALLY a Saturday night, I have seen a lot of things in my company, Character Championship Wrestling, that have set something of an emotional dark cloud that makes it difficult for people within the company to stay strong and stay who they are," Liu Kang said. "One thing I have kept to no matter what, however, is making sure that even amidst all of that, I do what I do best and that is WRESTLE and be a CHAMPION that the fans and those others watching can be PROUD OF through thick and thin. Being the 2015 Hero of the Year at these FWAs means that being that person, BEING that shining example or even taking the LEAP and RESPONSIBILITY of doing so...that excursion does NOT go in vain. I stand here not just as the first-ever Ozone Regal Rumble Winner, NOT JUST the High-Flyer of the Year, NOT JUST theFIRST and ONLY CCW Infinity Champion..." ...Liu Kang flashed a...tiny smirk...upon saying that, "...but also as someone who, no matter how many times Netherrealm Studios wants to ZOMBIFY him, put him in damn chains, or have his specter as a minion of QUAN CHI...he will ALWAYS be true to what he is and make sure that as dark as things may get...he'll be someone of HONOR and someone to cheer for day in and day out. REMEMBER THESE WORDS, everyone...because they ring as true NOW as they will ring in just ten more weeks...when I am your CCW Magnus Champion of the World. Thank you to my fellow Kombatants, and thank you, CCW and its fans-this one's for you." Liu Kang held up his FWA and picked up his Infinity Championship as he concluded his speech.

"Hero of the Year...and a hero CCW so desperately need." Said JR as the crowd clapped for Liu Kang.

Backstage, Moon is conversing with...someone. All we can is an arm that suggests they're of a fair complexion.

"Oh yessiree BOB...he is gonna be flustered when he sees this...and this is gonna make her mad as well. Ain't it funny?" Moon asked. "NO...NO NO...say nothing. Your face says it all. WELCOME to The Queendom, as I've said before. This'll be fun for you and the family." She said...with a sly wink to the camera. "See ya then! You...Aelita...are gonna take over the roster, and dead or alive, they're all gonna see that The Queendom is the BIGGEST amassing of talent since The Heenan Family."

Moon chuckled, but then across from this scene is Rukia Kuchiki...and Clarissa Rivera is right next to her.

"...Um..." The ACW Interviewer had no words for that entire scene, and so she instead went to interviewing Rukia. "Um...Rukia...okay...ahem...so Rukia, recently you left The Rookie Revolution and joined The Corleones...which set up this match wifh CEW Women's Champion Cinder Fall. Why did you leave The RR?"

"For the same reason I do my as a Soul Reaper outside of the ring...for stability. The Rookie Revolution wasn't helping my career in the slightest...my 'family' was only hindering my career...so I severed my bonds to the sorry lot and became a member of a different family that could not only help me revive my career but also help me start up a new undefeated streak. If I had stayed with the Rookie Revolution any longer, it would have been a death sentence to my wrestling...but with the Corleones, I'll be able to return to UWE, take back the torch that the 'New Era' of Queen's wrestlers has taken from me...and use it to reduce to cinders the careers of those who thought for even a second that they could measure up to the standard that I haven given women's wrestling in UWE...and speaking of 'cinders'...tonight, I face one of the newest Rookie Revolutionaries in Cinder Fall..." Rukia pauses to sigh, "You know, Fall, I have seen your work in CEW...and I find in unbelievable that you've joined up with the RR. I find it utterly idiotic that you think that the RR can further your plans in some-way when really, all they're going to do is bring an end to those plans; all your new 'family' is ever going to do for you, Cinder is hold you back and make you weak...and tonight, I am going to show you what I mean, I am going to show you how weak the RR has made you since you joined...and how much stronger I've become in leaving them." Rukia stated coldly.

"Thank you Rukia. Um...good luck.' Clarissa said, unsure of what of what to say to Kuchiki.

We come back, and we have Tommy & Casey back onstage once again...

"And nooow...for the MOST OBVIOUS CHOICE for Shocker of the Year..." Tommy said.

"THE MAN...THE MEME...THE LEGEND..." Casey hyped up.

"JOEY STYLES!"

The couple both announced the man behind the reaction, and Mr. Styles walks out while waving and smiling to the fans.

"The man behind the reaction, one of the best commentators in the business and my contemporary from ECW. Joey Styles!" Jim Ross said.

"Whose better?" Dashie asked.

"That isn't an argument we need to entertain right now." Jim Ross said. "Though I'd say Gordon Solie."

Joey takes to the mic and speaks to the audience, who is chanting, "JOEY! JOEY! JOEY!"

"Hey! How's it going?" Styles asked, "Now, I wont bore you all with a speech. Because I know you all want to see who'll win. So lemme just say this...the stuff you see here on this list...they're what WRESTLING is made of. SHOCKING upsets...DRAMA...things that made us cheer AND boo. Things that made us go..."

Joey was about to say his famous line...but then he waved his hand and went against it. "No no...not now. Haha, anyway...the nominees for Shocker of the Year are..."

Holly Storm Takes Out Sakura Haruno at Paycheck (FTW)

Dr. Evil is revealed as the Higher Power of the Ministry of Greatness (Backlash) (UEPW)

Eric Myers returns and injures Hiccup on CEW Episode 12 (CEW)

Onc-ler attacking Gonard (TWAE)

Shikamaru and the Shinobis come to Japan (Channels War) (WWT)

Debut of Sophie Clarke / Injuring of Leo Valdez - Christmas Chaos (FWF)

Gary and Blue hugging (WCW)

General Manager JC hits SpongeBob with a Chair, Counts pin for Kira to become CWF Champion (Cold Blood) (CWF)

Belphegor kissing an unconcious O-Aelita (PROGRESS)

Jack Cayman returns to FWE during the High Noon Rumble and takes out the Rookie Revolution (FWE)

Daffy Duck assaulting Bugs Bunny and joining the Knighthood of Assassins (XCW)

The Symbiotes' Debut at Ignition II (ACW)

Annabeth betrays her boyfriend, Percy to side with Jason (UWE)

Aelita is The Fourth Woman FWAs 2014 (WWE)

PBS Kids are revealed to be in Young Gwen Tennyson's cult at CCW Regal Rumble (CCW)

Joey lets the nominees be read, as the camera is split several ways between the nominees who performed these actions. "And the winner is..."

Joey opens the envelope normally, and he opens it...

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...and then his eyes widen in SHOCK.

"OH MY GOOOOOOD!" The crowd POPPED as the legendary commentary call was yelled out in classic Style.

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"ANNABETH CHASE BETRAYS PERCY JACKSON!"

"OH LORD!" Jim Ross said. "ANOTHER award at the expense of Percy Jackson!"

"Hahaha boy, I hope Jason wins ANOTHER award. Percy's TEARS are gonna flow more than his daddy's waterfalls!" Batista exclaimed.

"And you know A CERTAIN blonde and her three other equine buddies are...RAGING out...especially the pink haired one." Said Snob.

"..." Percy remained silent...though he was clearly NOT a very happy New Yorker.

"...well...it certainly shocked US..." Frank sighed...

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...before glaring as Annabeth walks up to the stage with a wink to the audience as she takes the Award and says simply for her speech, "If you thought THAT was shocking...in the words of a natural born killer...you ain't seen nothin' yet."

The Daughter of Minerva then takes her leave on that note, making sure to raise her FWA high into the air for EVERYONE to see, especially the one she betrayed to win it, Percy and the other people who were nominated for this Award before-hand.

And then things moves right back to the ring...

Everybody, if you can, do the Bartman.

Whoa!

Shake your body, turn it out if you can, man.

Shake it out, man!

Front to the back, to the side if you can, can.

Bartman!

Everybody in the house do the Bartman.

Uh-huh.

Bart Simpson struts out, garnering a loud reaction, whether they're cheers or boos. The crowd either joins in on the singing, or just boos Bart. The bell rings, and Bart yells out, "ANY TITLE IS A GOOD TITLE MAN!"

"The following match is scheduled for one-fall, and it is for The TWAE United States Championship!" Princess Bubblegum exclaimed, "Coming to the ring first...he is representing UCW...Bart Simpson!"

"Bart Simpson going against a British ICON in Danger Mouse." Said JR.

"Something something something European Union Brexit joke." Batista said, "Do I have to call this one?"

"No. Not at all." JR said, "You can whine and complain ELSEWHERE."

"...I'll whine and complain here." Batista said.

"TWAE put out the challenge...and Bart took it." Said Kari. "I don't know much about TWAE these days. I remember last time we crossed over was at The Clash of the Titans. Good for them for being here."

Bart Simpson hops on the apron and struts around before sliding into the ring and shrugging. "WE'RE A FAIR FWM!" He yelled out to the audience, who cheered at least for Bart's being nice.

*Skip to End*

Bart Simpson hops over the running Danger Mouse, and Bart catches The TWAE US Champion and Arm Drags him! Danger Mouse rolls over to the ropes and Bart grabs him and says, "I'M! GIVING! THEM! A SHOW!" and runs forward and IS PUSHES OFF before he can nail The BartDog! Bart rolls over, and gets up, favoring his right leg...and Danger Mouse charges and Chop Blocks him on his bad leg, taking Bart down! Danger then grabs Bart's bad leg...

"The leg that was injured by Griffin, and Danger Mouse about to take advantage with a classic Figure Four Leg Lock!" Jim Ross said.

Danger Mouse twists around, and Bart KICKS him off and gets up! Danger Mouse falls into the ropes and bounces back SO THAT BART SIMPSON CAN NAIL THE BARTDOG TO PLANT DANGER INTO THE MAT!

"THE CLASSIC BULLDOG OF BART SIMPSON! PLANTING THE FACE OF DANGER MOUSE INTO THE MAT!" Exclaimed JR.

"Bart Simpson INTO THE COVER!" Exclaimed Kari.

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DANGER MOUSE KICKS OUT!

"The US Champion of TWAE kicks out! Bart Simpson is beside himself right now!" Exclaimed JR.

"And WOW what about a MOVE!" Exclaimed Kari. "Bart getting up, however, and standing up on his feet to deliver another one!"

Bart gets up...and he stalks The UK legend...waiting for him to get up...

...BUT EDDY IS OUTSIDE THE RING! Bart sees this, and Bart turns around and runs at Eddy!

"What?" Asked Batista...more confused than shocked.

"Eddy! Eddy and Bart, they have an UCW Ultimania Match to prepare for!" Exclaimed Jim Ross. "Bart cost Eddy his World Title, and then Eddy cost Bart his Rumble shot, and then Bart cheated Eddy out of an Elimination Chamber Match! One bad deed after another! And now this!"

Eddy had hopped down off the apron, and Bart only hits ropes and air. Bart rolls his eyes and turns back around INTO A GUT KICK AND A SPINNING HEEL KICK TO THE HEAD!

"DANGER MOUSE! DANGER MOUSE WITH THE SPINNING HEEL KICK TO LAY OUT BART SIMPSON!" Exclaimed Jim Ross. "EDDY CAUSED THE DISTRACTION, AND THIS GIVES DANGER MOUSE..."

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3!

"The retention!" Jim Ross said as the bell rings.

Danger Mouse's theme plays, and the UK spy icon himself gets himself to his knees and looks up at the lights.

"Here is your winner!" Bubblegum announced, "And STILL The TWAE United States Champion...DANGER MOUSE!"

Danger Mouse rolls out the ring, his TWAE Title still in his hands...all while Eddy glared at Bart as he walked up the ramp. In the ring, Bart glares towards Eddy...VOWING to beat him at UCW Ultimania.

"Should be a slobberknocker at UCW Ultimania, UCW's biggest show of the year." JR said.

"And nooow...we head to commercial! But we'll be RIIIGHT back!" Kari exclaimed.

And voice over that sounded like Goofy Goof began to speak, to the audience.

We'll be right back, a'hyuck! With The Talker of the Year Awards, the Promo Awards, and the Rivalry of the Year Awards! Along with another Best of the Best Match AND another match and so much more! See ya after the break! *Now silently whispering to himself* What's a "Guren no Yumiya"?

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