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We come back to The FWAs, with a voice over that sounds like Tom Cruise to greet us back.
*Voice is going in and out...as if it was running* WELCOME BACK TO the fwas, coMING UP NEXT WE HAVE the the people giving aWAY THE AWARD FOR INTERVIEW TEAM OF THE year...the red vs. blue GANG...!
From out of the back comes Donut, Grif, Tucker, and Simmons, who all push and shove as they race towards the podium. The crowd cheers for the three time FWA winners for Interview Team of the Year, all because they love them some RvB.
"And welcome back, folks, Red vs. Blue is onstage and despite how dysfunctional they are, they have amassed a huge following for their unique interviewing style that led them to back to back FWAs for Interviewers of the Year." Jim Ross said.
"Backstage interviewers hadn't been fun since Mean Gene Okerlund." Said Batista. "I'll admit it...I'm a total RvB mark when they interview. Especially that Donut. Come on, Donut!"
"Ew." Dashie shivered in disgust.
"Sup, hoes." Tucker said, getting cheers from the audience for his crudeness.
"Yeah I don't have any clue why UCA couldn't get crap done faster." Donut said, sounding very terse, "I'm gonna have to really chew Force out for that one."
The crowd laughed at Donut's...indirect awkward comment...though one person said, "THAT ISN'T FUNNY!"
"Look, the point is...we're The FWM's premiere interviewers." Simmons said, "We're one of the best! And might I add, it is a shame we aren't up for commentary either. Because I promise you Sarge would take home that award and-"
"Alright can we get on with it?' Asked Grif. "I got a bag of chips and a lumpy, moving white couch in the back to lie on. So let's name these nominees. And they are..."
Matthias, KSic, and Bekka Sims [FTW]
Matt Striker and Buster Bluth [UEPW]
Hatsune Miku, Orohime Inoue & Ryutaros [CEW]
Bob Jones and Ricky Monique [WWT]
Jacksepticeye, Chuckie, and Nitz [WCW]
John Santoni, Wander, Ginger Foutley, Flannery [CWF]
Portugal [FWE]
Mimi Tachikawa [XCW]
Jeff Dunham w/Puppets, Wilford Warfstache, "Violet" Clarissa Rivera, Mike "The Mic" Martin, "Cutie Pie" Marzia Bisognin, Jennifer "Moze" Mosely, Simon "Cookie" Nelson-Cook, Zoey Brooks and Drew Malino [ACW]
Smosh Games (Sohinki, Mari, Joven, Flitz and Wes) [UWE]
Chuckie Finster, Penny Sanchez, Libby Folfax, & Emerald [WWE]
Maria Menounos [CCW]
"And the winner is-hold on..." Tucker said as Donut was about to light a fuse...
"GUYS! GUYS!" Caboose ran out excitedly. The crowd popped for the Blue, who jumped around excitedly. "I'm sorry! I was late cause I was talking to the couch and watching colorful guys in spandex with it! Are we about to tell everyone that Smoshgames won Best Interviewer?"
"DAMMIT CABOOSE, WE HAD A WHOLE DAMN PRODUCTION SET UP FOR THIS!" Simmons exclaimed. "It was gonna involve fireworks, lights, and a giant hot dog shaped like Lasercorn!"
"Oooh I love hot dogs!" Donut cooed.
"Bow Chicka Bow Wow." Tucker said half-heartedly with a shrug. "...Had to shove that in somewhere...BOW CHICKA BOW WOW." THAT TIME...he said it with some joy before running off with the others and letting Smoshgames come onstage.
"Well Smoshgames WINS this one here, ladies & gentlemen!" Declared JR, "ANOTHER enjoyable team that the fans and people alike ENJOY to hear!"
"Yeah, I think with the likes of Smoshgames, Dunham, Wander, and a few others, we can see a new rise in some truly entertaining backstage people." Kari said.
"It's gonna be a BATTLE, bitch!" Dashie exclaimed, "Smosh bitches vs. Red vs. Blue bitches! NEXT YEAR IT'S GOIN' DOWN FOR REAL!"
Snob would have said something, but then he heard an explosion in the audience. "...I assume ACW's team isn't very happy." He chucked.
YYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!" Came the cry out of an OVERJOYED Lasercorn in the crowd...
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...as Sohinki took the role of leader and led Wes, Mari, Flitz and Joven up onto the stage, all of them with proud grins on their faces as they wave to their fans. As Lasercorn continues celebrating in the crowd, Sohinki begins his acceptance speech, "...We all knew this was going to be the result...ever since UWE made us their interview team...we have brought our A-game to each and every interview; Tommy Pickles and April O'Neil liked to bitch and complain about the work environment but we Smoshers don't have that problem...in fact, we RELISH in UWE's craziness, we LOVE working with danger lurking around every corner; hell, you could say it's all just one big game for us and we're going to continue playing this game all the way to our retirement and then, the next generation of Smosh Gamers are gonna step up. Hell, Lasercorn in the crowd already has the first member of the new crew in his son, Tyler...and even if the Red and Blue guys come back next year to take this award, I GURAN-DAMN-TEE you that Smosh Games will win it again next year anyway..." Sohinki paused with a grin before handing the mic to Wes.
"...AND IF YOU AREN'T DONE WITH THAT..." Wes then passed the mic to Mari.
"...THEN WE'VE GOT TWO WORDS FOR YA...!" Mari then held the mic to Flitz and Joven's mouths as they and their fellow Smosh Gamers gave the mother of all crotch chops while shouting in unison with the crowd and Lasercorn...
"SUCK IT!"
"Oh Lord they did DX." Batista groaned, "Is there no end to it? Triple H should have put a copyright on it. Wonder what he thinks about people taking his stuff?"
"I dunno." Kari shrugged, "Wonder how Hogan feels knowing DX is an nWo parody of sorts? ...Besides, he and I would just tell you to 'Suck It' and get over it Dave." Kari giggled.
We go to the ring...where the bell rings, and we get Marceline the Vampire Queen (who the fans give a decent pop for due to her less than...traditional announcing...) in the ring.
"Oh Lord here we go with HER..." Groans Batista.
"Alright dudes, the following match is a Best of the Best Semi-Final, and of course it's scheduled for one-fall." She said with a smirk.
Sit back and watch me set the..
World on fire
Watch him as he burns up the sky
Coz the enemy within
Lives underneath the skin
So set the world on fire
Jason Grace, clad in Roman centurion armor, walks out while carrying a centurion helmet. The crowd gives him hell...and the boos all drown out any lyrics one could decipher from Rev Theory. But Jason just smirks, blocking out everyone save his one empress, who we could tell was cheering him on.
"Coming to the ring first; representing UWE; The Roman hipster; the proof that even gods suffer from broken condoms; Jason Grace!" Marceline announced, garnering some laughs from the crowd...and the complete and utter ire of The "Roman Emperor" Grace.
"UGH I hate her." Batista said, "COMMENTATE LIKE A REAL PERSON!"
Grace gets to the apron, looking onto the crowd...and then walks over to the barricade towards Ms. Chase. The crowd boos even more as Annabeth allows Jason to kiss their two FWAs before heading to the apron once more.
"Say what you will about Mr. Grace, but he is a wrestling machine and the whole world knows it." Said JR. "He harkens back to the skill of Kurt Angle, the finesse of men like Dean Malenko who were generals of the ring, able to dictate the pace with their varied grappling styles. He also has the strength to throw a person around if need be."
"His personality is garbage though." Kari said, "But this isn't the time to talk about his UWE...ventures..."
"No. It isn't." Batista said. "Let's talk about what REALLY matters...a strong guy beating up a little wimpy twig like Ganta."
"I don't see Ganta's chances being good here." Said Snob. "He got lucky against A-Mach...he beat Ares because of Freeman...this kid's luck can't run forever."
"Which means he has to rely on skill." Said Kari.
"And when it comes to SKILL...he can't match Grace." Said Batista.
"Ooohh...I dunno...I'm a nice dude." Dashie said, "I can't just let this little skinny dude lose man. I gotta root for the homie GANTAAA."
"You do that Dashie. You tend to make very horrible decisions anyway." Snob said.
"Hey! Name one time I made a bad decision!" Dashie asked.
"You killed Chris in Evil Within. You chose Chloe over the town in Life is Strange..." Snob shrugged.
"I DIDN'T MEAN TO KILL THE HOMIE CRIUGH! AND I CHOSE BEST FRIENDS OVER EVERYTHING ELSE! SH*T!" Dashie shouted.
"HEY! HOBBIT!...Focus on COMMENTARY..." Jason said to Dashie before entering the ring once more as his music died.
"...I don't think I like this bitch." Dashie said.
"...I'm starting to warm up to him now..." Snob chuckled.
"...Did anyone else notice the double turn?" Kari asked.
Jason stands in attention, looking towards the stage...as the crowd gives a small chant for Ganta and CASZ..."SIT DOWN, MARKS!" Jason yells, ending the cheers for Ganta and starting more BOOS for him.
"Spotlight on Jason...always." JR said.
I will be your deadman
With nothing but this blood on my hands
Stuck in your "wonderland"
I just want to make you bleed like me
And now out from the back to a cheering crowd, it's Ganta Igarashi. The Deadman Wonderland Protagonist, coming out to "Reason" by DWB feat. Fade, just points to his CASZ shirt and beats his chest before staring down Jason.
"And his opponent; representing CASZ; Dead Man never meant so much like right now; Ganta Igarashi!" Marceline declared, though this didn't phase Ganta. He just started running down the ramp towards the ring!
"And Ganta Igarashi, a CASZ Exclusive who could possibly be the biggest thing CASZ has if he could win THIS." JR said. "CASZ, when it comes to crossover shows, do not have the best luck. They were eliminated in the first round of the first ever Best of the Best to TWAE...and Jean Kazuhiza, the boss, MORE THAN LIKELY hated that."
"Shinichiro was the big life saver during The Clash's Bullies vs. Bully Fighting Front...but that was a while ago." Kari said, "The Clash isn't FWAs 5. And Ganta isn't Shinichiro."
"No...but he can be something MORE! Dashie exclaimed, "Man I'm ONE HUNDRED behind this dude! He's an underdog, BUT HE GOT A LOT OF HEART!"
"A lot of heart that Jason will splatter amongst the crowd and CASZ's fans." Said Batista.
"CASZ calls themselves the underground...they want a huge win...a win for the obscure and the hidden...the people who rarely get mention in the mainstream. CASZ wants this win bad...but Jason Grace wants it MORE. He wants to bring glory to Rome once again. I personally think there is glory to be found in being has been tourist trap like Rome." Cinema Snob said. "But what do I know? I'm the rational one at this point. Think with your hearts, I guess."
Ganta gets in the ring and stares down Jason, who smirks and rubs his hands. Referee Leslie Anderson, AKA former Toon Hardcore Champion for thirty seconds at WrestleMania 29 in ToonTown Leslie Anderson, checks to see if Jason and Ganta are holding anything. After checking...he rings the bell! And Ganta and Jason tie-up...and Jason IMMEDIATELY transitions behind Ganta and German Suplexes him into a bridge!
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Ganta kicks out, but Jason keeps hold, transitions into a Front Headlock and Suplexes Ganta...before transitioning into a Side Headlock...that Jason uses to roll Ganta over and pick him up with before spinning to the back of Ganta and grabbing him for a Dragon Sleeper...Ganta can't even catch up as Jason immediately breaks that hold before Ganta can and DROPS him with a Neckbreaker! The crowd...has no choice but to cheer for that one...
"DAMN! He wrestled circles around Ganta before the damn one minute mark! Ahaha!" Batista chuckled.
"As I said, NOBODY doubts his skills." JR said, "It's his attitude that-"
"-lets him beat people like Pussy Jackson who are caught in their feelings. Jason's a TRUE warrior. Greeks were philosophers. Romans were FIGHTERS. Even Sparta and Leonidas would get their asses blown out by some Roman spears jammed in there." Batista...so wonderfully put.
"I need TK to replace me for a second..." Kari rubbed her temples.
*Skip to End*
Ganta gets up, and Jason grabs him from behind and German Suplexes him again...and Ganta flips over the head of Jason and pushes him towards the ropes and goes for a Waistlock roll-up that Jason negates by holding onto the ropes and letting Ganta fall backwards. Igarashi gets up, only for Jason to take him down and grabs the legs.
"The Roman Swing is coming up! Jason about to disorient him before ending it with The Neutralizer!" Exclaimed JR.
Ganta KNOWS this, though, and he starts squirming for freedom. Jason finally lets go, knowing the move is futile and elbowing the chest of Ganta to keep him down. Cover-1-2, nothing. Jason then starts to PURPOSELY use a rest hold, a simple Side Headlock, that gains BOOS from the crowd...as he smirks.
"Jason PURPOSELY slowing the match down, and the fans are showing their UTTER dislike of all things Grace with this hold and no action." Said JR.
"Oh yeah like when the people cried about Mayweather-Pacquio being boring all because Mayweather was boxing SMART and not like a brain dead gorilla?" Batista said, "LOOK, Jason's a TECHNICAL wrestler. I'm sorry if these people want flips and tricks with their wrestling instead of ACTUAL WRESTLING."
"I'm not even arguing AGAINST you." Kari said.
"SCREW THIS, JASON YOU BORING BITCH!" Shouted Dashie.
"...Anyway..." Kari sighed, "...just saying, he's ACTIVELY making the fans mad."
"Hey...he can do what he wants." Batista said.
Jason hears the crowd chant, "BOOORIIING! BOOORIIING!" all while Jason smirks. "YOU WANT A SHOW? DO YOU WANT TO BE ENTERTAINED?" He asked, then followed it with. "ALLOW YOUR EMPEROR TO FEED YOUR BLOODLUST!"
Jason gets up and smiles to the crowd before blowing a kiss to his beloved empress...and holding Ganta in a pre-Suplex hold...and lifting Ganta...
...
...and Jason holds Ganta up for a Vertical Suplex...and keeps Ganta suspended in the air for a long period of time...
...and then starts to spin around with him for a bit...
...and then starts doing squats with Ganta in the air, the crowd BOOING Jason even more for this extravagant display.
Crowd: WE WANT WRESTLING! *CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP* WE WANT WRESTLING! *CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP*
"Wha-WHAT-WHAT!?" Batista was dumbfounded, "He GAVE YOU wrestling...you didn't WANT IT...he gave you a SHOW...you didn't want it...WHAT DO YOU PEOPLE WANT!? Fans...more wishy-washy than Charlie Brown, I SWEAR."
"They want a match, not this gladiatorial style showboating Jason is doing right now." Said JR.
"HE WAS WRESTLING!" Said Batista. "Not HIS fault Ganta sucks more than Ruby Rose with a trident in her mouth."
"GEEZ why are you so-never mind." Kari groans.
"DEAL WITH IT." Batista said.
Jason shrugs and just says, "I give you what you want and you shun your emperor. You all are-" GANTA GETS DOWN IN FRONT OF JASON AND GAMENGIRIS HIM!
"And-WHOA! Jason Grace got a kick to the face! That Gamengiri sends him stumbling!" Said Kari.
"And this is the chance he needs!" JR said, the crowd starting to build in excitement as Ganta ran and Dropkicked him down!
Ganta runs the ropes again and ELBOWS Jason in the face, then runs again as Jason gets up and Clotheslines him! Grace rolls and stumbles about before getting up and getting a STIFF Uppercut that sends Jason into the ropes! Jason bounces back, and Ganta Wheel Kicks Jason down!
"Igarashi should try his DAMNDEST to stay away from Jason! DO NOT let him grab you because he will grapple you OBLIVION! LIKE EXODIA!" Exclaimed Dashie.
"Funny comparison but it's true Dashie!" Said Kari, "If Ganta can steer clear of Jason's hands, he should be good!"
Jason gets up, and Ganta runs and Front Dropkicks him into the near right corner! Jason lies in said corner, and Ganta runs to the far left corner before coming back to Jason and-getting FLIPPED over the top rope! ...And Ganta lands on the apron and HOTSHOTS Jason when he turns to him! Ganta gets back on the apron and leaps on the ropes and DIVING DDTs Jason! Ganta rolls onto his knees and hands and backs up...
...and Jason gets up and Ganta runs forward and JASON CATCHES HIM WITH A POP-UP AND A-nothing as Ganta dodges The European Uppercut by falling backwards! Ganta hurts himself, but it's better than a Euro-Uppercut. Jason goes after Ganta, who rolls around the ring until he falls outside. And then Jason, sighing, just waits for Ganta.
"Jason waiting...waiting for Ganta to recover and come back inside..." JR said. "Will this be a bad idea?"
"Not if Jason patrols it like a Roman guard dog." Said Kari.
Ganta gets up, and tries to find a non-Jason point of entry. Grace stays away from the ropes so Ganta can't grab him either. And when Ganta goes in, Jason will pounce. Ganta's at an impass here...
...and he decides to just go for it and hops on the apron as fast as he can, jump on the ropes and springboard OVER Jason before running the ropes and jumping AND BEING CAUGHT BY JASON BEFORE GETTING TRANSITIONED INTO A FIREMAN'S CARRY!
"And Ganta-gets caught! Jason with the TIMING, catching Percy and holding onto him TIGHT..." Said JR.
...and Jason SLAMS Ganta with a Side Death Valley Driver!
"Legion's Lightning! And Jason into the cover!" Batista said, "END IT!"
"I told you." Snob said
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Ganta kicks out with authority, telling Jason he has to do MORE THAN THAT...
"Oh but the KICKOUT! Jason chuckling it off, but Ganta trying to stand up, only before Jason runs and Oklahoma Rolls him for a pin...
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Jason DEADLIFTS Ganta for a Prawn Hold...and crosses the arms...
"Jason wanting his SPQR Bomb here...that Straitjacket Sitout Powerbomb..." said JR.
"I know a guy who does Sitout Powerbombs who is pretty stoked to see this." Batista smirked.
And Jason holds Ganta up and then-Ganta starts fighting back! He gets an arm free...and starts punching Jason...
...and then gets another hand free, fully breaking The Straitjacket before COMING DOWN to HURRICARANA DRIVER JASON'S HEAD RIGHT INTO THE MAT!
"OH LORD! What a DRIVER!" Exclaimed JR.
"Now THAT was impressive." Snob said, "Ganta may win me over with stuff like THAT..."
"COVER BITCH!" Dashie exclaimed as Ganta had one leg hooked and bent for leverage!
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Jason kicks out and runs the ropes as Ganta gets up TO KICK THE GUT OF A RUNNING JASON AND DOUBLE UNDERHOOK TO DRILL HIM WITH THE DOUBLE ARM LIFTING DDT!
"GOOD LORD! THE SPIKE! THE SPIKE HE HELPED FINISH ARES WITH! AND WE KNOW NOW THAT THAT IS SENJI KIYOMASA'S CROW CLAWS!" Exclaimed JR.
"GANTA! GANTA INTO THE COVER!" Shouted Kari.
"...No...no WAY..." Batista was dumbfounded.
Ganta into the cover!
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JASON KICKS OUT, MUCH TO THE SHOCK OF THE CROWD!
"NO THREE! NO THREE!" Dashie exclaimed, "LIKE SHAQ ON THE COURT, THERE'S NO THREE!"
"Ganta Igarashi BESIDE himself!" JR said. "Jason and he are even on the court right now!"
Ganta grabs Jason and EUROPEAN UPPERCUT! Ganta is sent rolling away from Jason, who gets up and cricks his neck. He grabs Ganta and RIGHT HAND by Ganta! Ganta starts with the rights as he gets up and starts sending Percy bit by bit back into the ropes.
"Percy getting hit about by Ganta, but he's CLOSE to Jason and that's a BIG mistake." Said Kari.
Ganta Irish Whips Jason...
...and pulls him back in to lift him for a Samoan Drop-THAT JASON COUNTERED INTO A SITOUT SUNSET FLIP POWERBOMB THAT HE TRANSITIONS INTO A JACKNIFE COVER!
"GOOD GOD IN HEAVEN, WHAT WAS THAT!?" Snob asked.
"WHAT A COUNTER! WHAT A REVERSAL! SAMOAN DROP...A MODIFIED WONDERLAND WHIP...THE CROWD CAN'T BELIEVE JASON EVEN PULLED THAT OFF-AND NOW HE HAS BOTH LEGS!" JR asked.
"JASON, WITH THE LEGS...THE ROMAN SWING!" Kari exclaimed.
"PURE WRESTLING...PUUURE WRESTLER..." Batista said.
"DAAAMN I LIKE THAT BITCH!" Exclaimed Dashie.
Jason starts swinging Ganta around like a ragdoll, and there is NO way out...without breaking a bone...or worse...
The crowd, while impressed, did NOT want to count for Jason...and instead opted to say "NO! NO! NO!" for every full rotation he did...though like always, the crowd screwed up and only counted seconds, not full rotations...
"We SAID if Ganta stayed too close, Jason would find an angle to escape from! And escape he DID." Batista said. "THAT is what happens when one of the best WRESTLERS in the game today get their hands on a kid like Ganta. SWING 'IM INTO THE STANDS! SEND HIM INTO SENJI'S OTHER EYE!"
AROUND...
...AND AROUND...
...AND AROUND...
...AND AROUND...
...AND AROUND...
...AND AROUND...
YOU SPIN ME RIGHT ROUND BABY RIGHT ROUND
LIKE A RECORD BABY
RIGHT ROUND
RIGHT ROUND
...And Jason finally lets him go, disorienting himself...but almost making Ganta PUKE in the process.
Jason gathers his composure as Ganta tries to get up, and Jason decides to turn him around AND GANTA BACKHANDS JASON OFF THE TURN AROUND TO BUY HIS EQUILIBRIUM SOME TIME!
"Ganta! Managing to buy some time with the little bit of awareness he has left!" JR said.
...but Jason only MAD at that slap...it left a bit of a welt on his cheek, and Jason responds in kind WITH A DISCUS EUROPEAN UPPERCUT THAT NEARLY SEND HIS HEAD INTO ORBIT!
"JESUS! I THINK I SAW A TOOTH!" Dashie exclaimed.
"GET THAT WIN JASON!" Snob exclaimed.
"The slap raised the ire of the self-crowned emperor!" Said JR. "Ganta is OUT..."
And Jason wipes his cheek and looks at Ganta...and sticks out his right thumb, having it sideways...
...and then thumbs Ganta down, sentencing him to execution.
"AHAHA THAT WAS AMAZING!" Marked fellow thumb enthusiast Batista.
Jason picks up Ganta and smirks before bending him over into a Standing Headscissors. Jason then grabs him Gotch style...
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...but Jason GETS NO LIFT! And Ganta SENDS JASON OVER HIS HEAD! Igarashi falls over, and gets up while Jason rises himself and Ganta turns around to duck a right and grab Jason to nail an STO Backbrealer before going behind AND FINALLY GETTING THE WOOD-PECK (Sitout Rear Mat Slam onto a knee)!
"WOOD PECK! KNEE TO THE BACK LAYING OUT GRACE, AMD GANTA...HE NEEDS TO ROLL INTO THE COVER!" Exclaimed JR. "JUST ROLL KID, ROLL!"
"NO JASON WHAT ARE YOU DOING, THIS KID IS A DORK, JUST KICKOUT!" Batista shouted.
Ganta...he rolls...ONTO ANNABETH CHASE! CHASE SLID INTO THE RING AND HOPPED ON TOP OF JASON!
"What in the HELL is this?" Asked JR.
"It's a RIDE OR DIE CHICK checking on her man! That's what!" Sais Batista.
The crowd just boos and hisses at Annabeth, who tries to check on her emperor. But referee Leslie Anderson is telling Annabeth that she needs to go! And he grabs onto her when she doesn't comply and RIPS her off of Percy to huge cheers-BUT THAT GETS THE REFEREE A SLAP TO THE FACE!
"HEY! DON'T PUT YOUR HANDS ON A WOMAN YOU NEANDERTHAL!" Batista yelled.
"SHE SHOULDN'T BE IN THE RING!" Kari also yelled.
The ref tells her she needs to let the match happen, but Chase SLAPS the referee again and tells him that he's RUDE for putting his hands on an empress!
...and all the while, Ganta gets up and grabs Grace again...AND JASON LOW BLOWS GANTA AND FALLS RIGHT BACK ON THE MAT! AND GANTA FALLS OVER AS WELL...
"FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, REFEREE TURN AROUND!" JR exclaimed as Jason got back up.
STANDING HEADSCISSORS...
...AND JASON PLANTS HIM WITH THE NEUTRALIZER!
"SON OF A GARURUMON, UGH!" Kari raged, "THAT WAS JUST DOWNRIGHT CHEAP! HOPE RUGAL AND MAVERICK ARE PROUD OF THIS!"
"UWE MOVES ON...AND THAT'S ALL THAT MATTERS!" Batista said.
Anderson is getting tired of Annabeth...and Chase raises a hand after seeing Jason do what he needed to do and says she'll leave...and Anderson was about to call for The DQ on Jason...
...but Anderson instead opted to wave AND CALLED DOWN THE SECURITY...even though Annabeth STILL says a man should not hit a woman...
...but that's when a BUFF female security guard with a buzzcut and a Russian accent walks down the ramp to a massive pop! And the referee is going to MAKE SURE SHE LEAVES...
"Good Lord what do they FEED women in Russia?" Asked Kari.
"Borscht, Vodka, and HGH." Snob said.
"ESCORT HER OUT THE ARENA UNTIL THIS MATCH IS OVER!" Shouted Leslie...
...who didn't notice the FIVE COUNT on Ganta a veru peeved Jason had!
"HEY ANDERSON, STOP FOCUSING ON ANNABETH'S INNATE BEAUTY AND LOOK AT JASON!" Batista asked. "ARE YOU STUPID? DID YOUR MOM BIRTH YOU OUT HER ASS?"
Jason keeps the pin up-BUT JASON GETS PULLED OUT THE RING...BY CASZ'S RORSCACH! AND HE'S GIVEN A SHORT ARM LARIAT BEFORE BEING THROWN BACK INSIDE THE RING!
"RORSCHACH! THAT'S GANTA'S ANTI-KAZUHIZA REBELLION PARTNER IN CASZ! THE VIGILANTE MAKING SURE THERE'S SOME DAMN EQUALITY HERE!" JR shouted.
"HE SHOULDN'T BE HERE!" Batista yelled.
"AND WHAT ABOUT ANNABETH!?" Asked Kari.
"THE EMPRESS SHOULD ALWAYS BE WITH HER EMPEROR!" Batista argued.
"OH STOP IT!" JR exclaimed as Rorschach ran through the crowd!
"RORSCHACH! RORSCACH! RORSCACH!" The crowd chanted as the referee saw to it that the Russian bodyguard would watch over Annabeth, and he finally turned around to see Jason and Ganta try to stand up. Jason uses the ropes to stand, while Ganta stands while holding his gonads...
"Both men up! And Ganta-KICK to the gut!" Exclaimed JR.
"Jason nails a kick to send Ganta down!" Said Kari.
"COME ON JASON COME ON JASON!" Batista cheered.
Even playing field, one on one once more, Jason bends Ganta over and-Ganta pops up and pushes himself away! Jason throws a Big Boot-that's caught, spun around, AND THE WOOD-PECK CONNECTS TO JASON ONE MORE TIME, AND GANTA ROLLS INTO THE COVER!
"FINALLY! FINALLY!" Shouted Jim Ross. "THIS IS FOR THE WIN, THREE COUNT!"
"JASON KICK OUT, YOU'RE A GOD EMPEROR!" Exclaimed Batista.
"ROME WASN'T BUILT IN A DAY..." Kari said.
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3!
"BUT THE EMPIRE JUST FELL IN THREE SECONDS!" Kari shouted.
"GANTA! GANTA GOING TO THE FINALS! HE'S GONNA JOIN DOOMSDAY AND MASK! CASZ GETS A CHANCE AT REDEMPTION FOR THE FIRST BEST OF THE BEST TOURNAMENT!" Jim Ross exclaimed.
"THAT RORSCACH BASTARD CHEATED JASON! JASON WAS SCREWED!" Batista cried out.
Ganta rolls onto his hands and knees and looks down at the mat...and then looks up into the crowd as they cheer for the guy NOBODY thought would make it this far...
"Here is your winner...Ganta Igarashi! Good luck dude." Marceline announced as Igarashi rolls out the ring and stumbles to the stay on the apron. Would he be ready for the finals? He hoped so.
Meanwhile in the audience, Rorschach simply yelled, "WE WILL NOT BE SCREWED OVER AGAIN..." and walks off to simply (and hopefully) watch the rest of the show.
"GO SUCK AN ASSHOLE, RORSCHACH! I HOPE GRACE PILEDRIVES YOU SOMEHOW..." Batista shouted.
"My are we having a tantrum." Kari said, "What's wrong? You and Vince can't have your muscle man party later tonight?"
"I'll drown you in the Dark Ocean, try me." Batista threatened Kamiya.
"I'll have my boyfriend and his frenemy send you through the stage. Try me." Kari fired back.
"Damn man!" Dashie exclaimed. "THAT WAS HOT! Ganta spittin' FIRE! I LIKE this dude! Yo I wanna root for him!"
"You are free to." Snob said, "But I still think Ganta won't win this."
"No matter...honestly...DOOMSDAY wins." Batista said. "That massive beast is TOO BIG for a woodpecker or a green fream on speed."
"We shall see, Batista. But for now...congrats to Ganta and CASZ...see you later tonight." Said JR.
Ganta stands on the stage and points to Senji in the crowd before yelling, "I'M GOING ALL THE WAY! DEAD-CENTER!"
As we transition back to the stage, Tommy Vercetti stands onstage and says, "WOW! That was an awesome match! Congrats to Ganta! Your award...Doomsday." Tommy quipped with a shrug, "Just saying...good luck, little guy! Now for the NEXT award to given out...it is The Commentary of the Year Award...and it is being presented by former WCW commentators...Jean Havoc & Charlie Bones!"
The WCW commentators come out to the old Nitro theme, and the crowd gives them a warm ovation for their legend and the work that they've done.
"WCW, even in its worst moments, always had its Cartoon Division to provide some form of good entertainment." Said JR, "And Bones & Havoc were the ones to keep the division afloat until the bitter end. They acted as heads of the division and commentary."
"And then they said they would never work for Vince McMahon until the day he dies...which is...very harsh..." Kari scratched her head, "But now they're heads of AUW in UCA."
"Which is under UCA, which is owned by Force the Fox, who worked and started under McMahon. Working for him by proxy." Said Batista. "BOOM."
"Please stop." Kari sighed.
"I'm good." Batista raised a hand.
Bones takes the mic first, "Boy I almost miss commentating. You got a bunch of great talents out there in the ring, and the only people we have to listen to call a match are hampered by a big Filipino muscle head with nary a brain cell. Makes for good commentary."
The crowd laughs while many look towards Batista, who sneers and looks at Bones.
"Be happy you're down there and I'm up here." Dave sneered.
"Hey hey...Dave, calm down...Vince loves you." Havoc said, "And that's all that should matter for you."
"But what truly matters to us ALL is the show and how we present it to you." Bones said, For a decade, me and Bones prided ourselves on relaying WCW to you all. The stories of WCW needed to be told, and we were the ones who needed to tell you. We LOVED our job and the moments we got to call. And we wish to call more moments with you in AUW. The legends of the business, like Solie, Heenan, Monsoon, and JR...they told the story that needed to be told and connected with all of you at home. They focused on the match, not arbitrary dumb arguments or trying to push a network. And these commentators...some were good, some were eh, and only one can be...winner. The best of the year. And the nominees for Commentary Team of the Year are..."
Noel Kreiss, AlphaOmegaSin, and jacksepticeye [FTW]
Michael Bluth, G.O.B., and Jim Ross [UEPW]
Rosalina, Roman Torchwick, Constantine [CEW]
PJ, Daffy Duck and Cleveland Brown [TWAE]
Mr. Comanator, Desire and Sandy Cheeks [WWT]
Paige The Notebook and Tony The Talking Clock [FWF]
Benson, Dr. Andy Collins, and Naoko Akagi [BTWF]
Courage, Rainbow Dash, and Yosemite Sam [WCW]
Iroh & Bender [CWF]
Michael Jones and Jim Ross [FWE]
Frylock and Master Shake [XCW]
Markiplier, Kenji Matsuo, Zack Carver and Barney Stinson [ACW]
Phoenix Wright & David "Lasercorn" Moss [UWE]
Prince Vegeta, "The OTHER Prince" Tarble, "The General" Iroh, & "The One Named" Sailor Moon [WWE]
Al Michaels, Cris Collinsworth, Jonathan & Jeremy Ellis [CCW]
The nominees end, and Bones speaks...
"And the winners are..."
Charlie opens the envelope, and pulled from inside...
...a WWE logo.
"VEGETA, TARBLE, IROH, & MOON!"
"AAAHAHAHA!" Sailor Moon JUMPED for joy as she picked up Iroh and ran with him up to the stage! The General simply nodded and stood up to allow Moon to drag him up to the stage. Tarble smiles and gets up, but Vegeta PUSHES him out the way and yells, "YOU JUDGES MADE THE RIGHT CHOICE THIS YEAR! NOW DON'T SCREW UP NEXT YEAR..." He exclaimed as he ran to the stage...leaving poor Tarble to stumble his way towards the stage.
"The THIRD FWA for WWE Animated's commentary team, Prince Vegeta & Tarble won in the first FWAs, Iroh re-joined and won with them in FWAs 3, and now with Moon they win in FWAs 5." JR said.
"Vegeta's been the most vocal about their team winning an FWA." Kari said, "He...reeeally...loves his Commentary of the Year wins."
Vegeta pushes Iroh out the way and opts to speak first to everyone as he grabs The FWA.
"Ahahahaaa...well it seems the fox, the ice man, the...other person, and Mason KNEW who deserved it." Said Vegeta. "OH OHOH...this baby's BACK HOME with her poppa. Let me say this...I would NOT stand to lose to ANYONE nominated. We are the BEST commentators of today, and our three FWAs PROVE IT! And it's all anchored by me, the PRINCE of ALL SAIYANS. And it's going to be even BETTER when I win SUPERSTAR OF THE YEAR later tonight. Now SUBORDINATES and Moon...you may speak."
Vegeta leaves the podium, and Tarble steps up to say something, "WOW...I'm shocked. Three FWAs for this category. I love this job. I really do. WWE let me be near my own flesh and blood and call matches...moments...and all the other fun stuff. It was a stacked nominee card...ANYONE could have won it. And-"
"-False. Only we could have." Moon said, bumping Tarble out the way, "Ahahaha! I knew I'd help us win an FWA. My addition really put this whole team together. A veteran mind like mine helping with female insight and a know-how was essentual. I'm a Hall of Famer, an Award winning Commentator, and a manager of a successful stable. I think I'm what they call...prolific. And only the truly headstrong and determined can go for a career like mine."
And now Iroh steps to the podium after Moon left, getting cheers for the wisdom he can expound on the headset while his team gets wild.
"It is truly an honor to win this once again. We knew we were popular...but to win it three times is truly a sign of how much we owe you for our spots at the top." The General said. "I only hope that we can maintain this same level of respect for years to come. We do this all to please and entertain you. Thank you for allowing this to happen. We will continue to bring you The Animation Division in the best way we can."
And with that, Iroh and the others leave the stage, as Duke can be seen clapping for his team...while Vince says, "Under MY contract...I win."
"And next up, we have The Rookie Revolution once again going against The Corleone led coalition against The Rookie Revolution." Said JR. "Women's Champion Cinder Fall takes on RR defector Rukia Kuchiki."
"Rukia and Cinder...two very impressive ladies." Said Cinema Snob. "But Rukia has more experience. Cinder may br a champion...but champions aren't always winners."
"That bitch Rukia a TRAITOR!" Dashie exclaimed. "I don't GOT LOVE for TRAITORS! Cinder...end heeer. Now...LET'S. DO. DA SH-
*Skip to End*
Rukia right hands Cinder, trying to knock her off her balance first before grabbing her and Hip Tossing her for a Side Headlock. But then Cinder kips back up and lifts Rukia with her before pushing her off. Rukia comes back at Cinder, and The CEW Women's Champion moves behind Rukia and lifts her Argentine style before DROPPING her with a Backbreaker Rack Drop!
"Amber Attack connecting, and boy how dark is it when a move of yours is named after a person you killed?" Asked Cinema Snob.
"THAT makes her a hardcore bitch!" Exclaimed Dashie, "I LIKE that."
"Into the cover aaand-TWO count." Said Snob, "Unfortunately, it seem macabre signature attacks won't get the job done."
"But NOW Cinder wanna make this bitch EAT DA FEET..." Dashie said as The C-Fall (Inverted Stomp Facebreaker) was being called for. "...Sorry."
"Why apologize? You weren't the first to make that horrible pun." Said Snob.
Cinder grabs the face and arm of Rukia and-RUKIA LIFTS HER UP AND TURNS IT ALL INTO THE SOUL DRIVE!
"ALABAMA SLAM!" Snob exclaimed. "And like the originator of the move, Rukia is about to stiff the HELL out of Cinder. However, UNLIKE the originator of the move, she may be GOING somewhere to the top after this."
Rukia picks up Cinder and gets her in an Inverted Front Headlock and spun around...
...The Soultaker (Rolling Cutter) is pushed away, but Rukia comes back to the ropes and STIFFLY ELBOWS THE HELL OUT OF CINDER'S FACE! And Cinder falls over, holding her head and lying on the ground.
"OUCH! Cinder got laid out like a cheap whore in a Motel 6." Said Snob, "Poor girl."
"That stupid BITCH!" Shouted Dashie, "BREAK HER BACK CINDER! GET UP AND GO! This bitch is HURT! That elbow was like a BOMB!"
"Did the Rookie Revolution promise you success?" Rukia asked her, slapping Cinder's head, "They can't give that to you. Did they promise you family? Who needs them as family. Did they promise you-"
BUT CINDER WAS DONE HEARING RUKIA AND TAKES HER DOWN WITH A TACKLE AND RIGHTS AND LEFTS! Cinder's eyebrow was split open from the elbow, but just giving Rukia HELL was enough!
"HELL YEAH! GIVE HER HELL! YEAH! CAT FIGHT! CUT THAT BITCH!" Exclaimed Dashie.
"OOOH MY THIS HAS GOTTEN MIGHTYYY FUUUN! WHO'S GONNA BEAT A BITCH!?" Asked Snob.
Cinder gets up, holding Rukia in her hands...
...but that's when...Mega Man X walks out...?
"What in the hell is he doing?" Asked Snob.
"MEGA MAN! F*CK YEAH I LOVE ME SOME MEGA MAN!" Dashie shouted.
"Even ones like him?" Snob asked.
"ALL. MEGA MEN." Reaffirmed Dashie. "MEGA MAN VS. DONKEY BITCH ASS...MEGA MAN WINS."
Cinder holds onto Rukia, but sees Mega Man come down...
...AND THEN DOESN'T SEE KID BUU RUSH INTO THE RING AND SPEAR HER CLEAR IN HALF!
"WHAT THE HELL-KID BUU!? THAT HUBBA BUBBA BUBBLEBITCH!" Shouted Dashie.
"ANOTHER RR DEFECTOR! AND WHAT THE HELL...HE'S HELPING RUKIA! THEY'RE FRIENDSHIP NEVER ENDED! JUST THEIR RR TIES!" Snob exclaimed, "THIS WASN'T A MATCH! THIS WAS JUST A REASON TO MUG SOMEBODY!...HOW EVIL...HOW SMART..."
The referee Scott van Buren doesn't notice Buu roll out, his attention on keeping out Mega Man. And Rukia smirks, grabbing Cinder after that assault and putting her in an Inverted Headlock to loud boos...and one smiling Corleone.
"And this bitch IS SOOO DEAD ONE DAY!" Exclaimed Dashie.
SOULTAKER CONNECTS! And Cinder, cheated out of this one, is pinned by a coldly staring Rukia...and van Buren counts it...
1...
2...
3!
"DAMMIT!" Dashie screamed. "F*CK!"
"Smart smart smart." Cinema Snob said. "Looks like pure comedy for The RR yet again."
The bell rings, letting Rukia's music play for her victory. And Doraemon announces...
"Here is your winner...Rukia Kuchiki!"
But NO WORDS were allowed afterwards as Rukia CONTINUOUSLY stomped out Cinder while Mega Man X and Kid Buu watched. X could have cared less. But Buu, he was beating his chest victoriously...
...BUT MERCURY BLACK AND DAN HIBIKI RUN OUT TO CONFRONT BUU AND X! And the two slide in the ring to trade fists with The Pro-Corleone forces!
"Cavalry bitch!" Dashie exclaimed.
"Oh but THE ARMY IS HERE NOW..." Snob said with a chuckle.
Gumball Watterson, Schnitzel, Bryce Harper, Craig Tucker, Arlon Benjamin, Jack Torrance, Beatrix Kiddo, all led by Michael Corleone, run out to join X and Buu in completely overpowering Dan and Mercury. And despite the two's bests, they couldn't overcome all these people.
"And The RR slowly succumbing to the slooow destruction of their group." Snob said, "Boy, if this is what happens whem a woman becomes President of something, oooh watch out for Hillary, America."
Michael shouts, "HOW DOES IT FEEL TO HAVE YOUR EMPIRE CRUMBLE, REVOLUTION!? HOW'S IT FEEL?" as Torrance nearly BOOTS the head off of Mercury.
"This is EMBARRASSING." Said Snob, "They're getting treated like dirt...but worse. At least nobody hates dirt."
And now Norman Bates (who is in black and white) and Hannibal Lecter (who was in a very grainy 1992 type film reel skin) walk out, the latter being Don Vito's final World Champion client. They brought out Myers , Leatherface, and Sadako, and Corleone's horror icons all came into the ring to simply watch two men be made into sacrifical lambs. Lecter goes into the ring and smiles while looking at Hibiki, as if he would not mind...having a bite. He picks up the Saikyo man, holding him Reverse Swinging STO style for The Silence of the Lambs...
"The RR is DEAD...but it had a good life." Snob said.
"That is some BULL..." Dashie said, "...Though that bitch Leatherface though...Lecter too, bitch...these was my jams back then...creepy bastards..."
And Lecter says, "Ashes to ashes...dust to dust..."
...BUT THEN "RISE AGAINST" PLAYS, AND WE GET ROOKIE REVOLUTION MEMBERS UP THE YIN YANG! RC BANE, JASON KRUEGER, CHRIS HOUSE, STAR FORCE, JIMMY NEUTRON, TAIKI KUDO, RIKA NONAKA, VELVET HOUSE, ADAM TAURUS, BYRON MASTERS, DARWIN WATTERSON, IGGY & FUZZY KHAN, DIPPER PINES, AND BROCK ALL RUN DOWN THE RAMP...
"BIIITCH THIS ABOUT TO BE A WAAAR!" Dashie excitedly jumped.
...And Hibiki escapes the hold Lecter has on him and MERCURY BLACK NAILS A HIGH KNEE ON A DISTRACTED HANNIBAL THE CANNIBAL!
"Lecter down! Lecter down! And The RR RUSHES the ring-AND HERE WE GOOO!" Snob started to mark.
"ROOKIE BITCHES ON CORLEONE BITCHES!" Dashie exclaimed, "IT'S LIIIT!"
AND AN RR BRAWL STARTS IN AND AROUND THE RING! MERCURY ON LECTER! KRUEGER ON TORRANCE! KIDDO ON VELVET! LEATHERFACE AND MYERS ON RC AND CHRIS! GUMBALL ON MASTERS! THE ENTIRE RING AND RINGSIDE AREA IS IN A STATE OF ANARCHY!
...AND BACKSTAGE, ONE CAN SEE CARL GRIMES ATTACKING CLAUDE SPEED FROM BEHIND! AND NEAR THE RING, VERCETTI RUNS OUT AND YELLS, "I LOVE THIS SH*T!" AND ATTACKS DIPPER WHILE ARLON AND JIMMY FIGHT!
"YEAAAH! YEAAAH BITCH! FISTS FLYIN'! TEETH GETTIN' BUSTED! THIS IS WHAT THIS WRESTLIN'S ABOUT!" Dashie marked.
The RR and The Corleones duke it out...and IT CAN BE SEEN THAT THERE ARE G-KINGS, CORLEONE GANGSTERS, CRAIG & THOSE GUYS MEMBERS, MINISTRY MEMBERS, AND MORE ATTACKING RR MEMBERS IN THE AUDIENCE AND BACKSTAGE! ATTACKING THE TWINLEAVES, ATTACKING YASEEN KHAN, ATTACKING STAN SMITH, ATTACKING THE GECKOS, ATTACKING VAAS, ATTACKING SLASHER, ATTACKING ZOE PAYNE, AND EVEN RR MEMBERS ATTACKING THEM FIRST! ALL IN THE AUDIENCE, ALL BACKSTAGE, ALL IN THE PARKING LOT, ALL IN THIS AUTHOR'S HOUSE, THE ENTIRETY OF MADISON SQUARE GARDEN BECAME A CORLEONE FAMILY VS. ROOKIE REVOLUTION WAR ZONE, AND THE CROWD ATE IT ALL UP!
"RR! CORLEONES! RR! CORLEONES! ALL HELL HAS BROKEN LOOSE, AND SECURITY CAN'T EVEN BREAK IT ALL UP! THEY'RE OUTNUMBERED! OUTMANNED! THEY'RE DESTROYING THE ARENA, THIS WAR IS OUT OF CONTROL AND NO ONE HAS THE POWER TO STOP IT!" JR called out!
"LET CHAOS REIGN BITCH, LET IT ALL REIGN!" Dashie screamed as even Don Vito's SPOKESMAN was attacking Cris Collinsworth and fighting with the ex-NFL star! AND SUDDENLY MASTERS THROWS SEVERAL CORLEONE GANGSTERS OVER COMMENTARY!
"LOOK OUT-" Kari yelled as the entire commentary team got TAKEN DOWN as collateral damage!
Crowd: HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!
TW, Xerxes House, and Force the Fox were SCRAMBLING for help as even the buff Russian bodyguard from before was ABSORBED by a brawl betweem TDI Gwen and Penny Fitzgerald with some G-Kings vs. The Flawless Girls, Serah Farron, Alpha & Omega, and Neopolitan!
"GET THEM! GET THEM IN THE LINE!" TW called out to Force...all the while, The FFW Owner was being swept away in a Corleone Gangster vs. Willy Blake, Tanya Blake, Brody Blake, Johnny Cage, Liz & Patty, Squidward, and Nico Robin fight! Xerxes and Force ran off to call the necessary force to stop this near-riot!
...and as all the mayhem goes down, one can see Don Vito in the audience on one side...
...staring down Ben Tennyson, who was on the other. Vito simply smirked...Ben gave him a glare...because this mayhem would still continue until a winner would crawl out and stand atop the other group's ashes...
...and they knew Fang vs. Lightning would be the biggest match of the feud so far...
And so our female voice over that sounds like Bubbles says...
We'll be right back with The FWA-AAAH! HELP HEEELP! THEY GOT IN HERE TOOOOOO!
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