Chapter 2: Lavender Town-From Albi with love:
A/N: I try my best to help You paint a picture in Your minds with my classy writing style. Picture in Your mind as You read the Tales and Adventures of Pikachu and Ekans! You ask my writers secret, I'll tell you after I get to 3rd chapter.
Lavender Town-From Albi with love:
Pikachu and ekans hjeaded off to the lavender town, they knew they needed a secret meeting the secret sewers. lavender town was the saddest town, it had a gym leader magic in that town they made the memorial tower into a fighting arena it was still drpressing the people had to visit their pokemon graves as they saw others battle in the meddle of the big rooms. the gymleader there was had chaLLENGDED ASH TO A DUEL FOR NOW. MEL was fierce and used her special perfect pokemon to fight and beat up many pokemon was called albi the racist dragon and he was so racist, which is wrong and it is bad you sghoulsd love people for their heart and mind not their skin color kids!.Albi was syioll a really badass pokemon, maybe he was actuallt the best there ever was?!1 mel decided to get albi out for pracrtuce he hurt many feelings but she challemged badass ash and ash had to come and fight her he had to now usde bulbasaur who was his second best friend they wewe are awesome like Wildred and Ryan from wilfred, very close but not thw best trust in them ti be the very best, but ash knew he was the vert besrt.
meanwghile pinkachu and ekans were gretting dressed up in the uniforms to revolt and make surer pokemon coulsw have rights and be equal, but not jusat girl pokemon, pokemon of all genmcers to make sure everyone was equal and could be happy knew the gum leader here was bveryt bad assb anbd they had to stick togherytter make sure the pokemon could all be trusterd. they knew to stay awat from albi the racisty dragon he was so racist he was ravact against other pokemin. pikachu lokkjwed a;l; sext to ekans. the uniform m,masde ekans realize he dis not only love pikechu he thought ghe looked amaZING IN his uinidform and he asked pikachu what he thought of his during a break in thwier meetint to get freedom becayae slavery is bad!"pika chu!...pike, pikaaaaaa!"he was giving his speech thempaused to see ekans,ekand also had the best unidoem and ooked grear to pikwaxchu.
"ekansss ssssssss ekans." ekans hissed to pikachu wirth coyness. it was then pikachu blushed knowng how handsiome he looked to ekana, ekans recieved the same complimemt about lkooking sexy,but wait the thinsd was ekands was thought to be a boy she was offenfed the whole time she had been a female argued for an bit the ekans and pikachu had secx to make up and be in lovfe again. it was making everyone happy, but after they were done they started to plabn to free the other pikemon. magicraps was there as an assistsnt and to help operaebtion freedom."carp carp carp." magicart explained a plan to try greeding the pikemon to the freedom tro joinb anf fight! they planned ti forst try to get albi on their team, bnut it was too late when they got in ask and bulbasaur was fighting mel and albi ands mel was doing best, lbi was so crazy racist that he made bulbadsay cry. it was a losing battle until over the inrewrcomns would be pikachu! "pika! pika pika! pickachuuuuuuu!" he said to all the pokemon to hear. the pokemon thwn thought on it, mel and albi were mean and beat them uip akl the time so most of them took out their secret guns. blastoise used real bullets in his cannons Nand they all looked menacinly to the homan slave masters that kept them so long.
the pokemon went into super defense stances and just them psyduck made the head of mels husbnand explode partly, doug had hurt feelings like all people get sometimes and sobbed on the ground, mel looked around for ruval gym leaders bret and jemaine then checked on doug, albi came and rescued them by flying away with them to safety, the batytle was mel albi and doug were safe! ash turned to see the fighting and him and bulbasaur who was a traitor like albi ran out and fled angrily as they never finished the battle, the other lavendertown peoplwe were screaming and ducking on the floor in fear. it was then they heard the speech which no one could undestand."pika, pika ,pika chuuuu pika!" said pikeschu seriously pointing a 9mm handgun at a citizen nurse joy. "ekansssssssss!" said ekans biting and poisoning a child who died very humans were terrified as pokemon freed their brothers and that song like in one of the movies "brother my brother what are we fighting for?" came on and started playing as they freed them all like a sad dramatic action movie montage which was beautiful! it was fantastic! all the pokemons got uniforms and guns, some had great people of lavendertyown except jessie and james who were having sex in an old abandoned building ,were held hostage, enslaved, pokemon were taking over and running it as feee pokemon!
as they stormed the pokecenter pikachu shot a man standing inline in the face and killed him instantly!bloodsprayed against the wall and the staff doctors and nurses at the desk, his eyeball was out and he fell limp, with a klick ass shot where pikachu could see through his head out his eye socket as he fell dead and a huge blood puddle spread out, pikachu then shocked it killing 3 others standing in the blood and they fell to the ground twitching and dying from being shocked to death. everyone else held their handas up terrified."ekans ekans!" said ekans as he demanded to be led to the people in charge in a hateful evil tone. the scared nurse took him quickly and fearedly to the office in the baxk where giovanni was. he sat with a gun held to ekans, ekans was ready to strike, nurse joy hid out of the way!. ekans hissed and giovanni replied "no he doesn't know that and i will find him in Viridian city!" Ekans hissed knowing an evil secret to tell ash if he could beat giovanni to Viridian city! "ekansssssss" the she-Ekans hissed as giovanni ran away like a bitch in his jet pack.
Pikachu became president of lavendertown and sat at as cool desk smopking cigars and ruling people, he turned that one nurse joy with the biggest bouncy boobs to be his secretary. he also made her let him and ekans ride in her cleavage because they were now crooked perverted politicians. it was bloody, but it was about to get a whole lote bloodier when they made their way to the same place ash was headed viridian town which was really just auckland and new zealand ... rocks! the truth was the gym leaders waiting there were musiciansd and they used weapons of music and music pokemans and they treated them all nice so the pokemon were loyal and lovbed the gym leaders bret and jemaine who dressed in Bowie clothes, the boom king badge was coveted and wanted by all, even the pokemon freedom fighters wanted the boom king badge to go boom at the break of boom.
however this badge was hard to get since the gym leaders were very musical and kind and not mean or austrailian, thjey were best friends to the pokemon and had tea parties and cake with poikemans and hobbits and even were so hypnotic with the magic music it made womens boobs grow hugew and sexy! so everyone stared at the women there and the women had new zealand faces too so they were nice looking and kind and polite also. the whole city was a pokemon paradisde the pokemon were free!
Pikachu and ekans did not predict this problems or know that this awesome place ot people existed and were cool and very kind to every pokemon and hobbits and evem dauron and they wrre nice and gave his mouytrh toothpaste so that he could get rid of the scurvy. reports by jiggly puff who lovbed them and music got back top pickachu...pikachu magicrap and ekans loaded their guns, knowing thwy even needed to tke over here and get boom king badge, but they was busy also in the hot secretary cleavage with big sexy boobs.
"pika? pikachu?" pikachu said seriously, maybe these other gym laders were their match and they would losrt and be slaves again., it was then pikachu looked all bad ass like the terminator and put his gun in its holster, letting all of the p9kem,ans know it was their next destination, they would have to kill bret and jemaine the pokemon were... brain washed! an extremely violent battle between gym leaders, pokemon trainers and pokemon would have to battle to the death, and let only the sexy big boobed women live! little did they know keitha was with ash who was also headed there and she sexed ash often with her sexy huge boobs and tricked him to do as she said! ash was out to kill and rob aucklands gym! they were close near pallet town, they would arrive soon! Keither laughed evily and looked to ash leaning over so that her boobs were hanging all sexy and big as she leaN OVER."ash I want that badge but we are going to rob them because they are stupid and from new zealand and I am evil and austrailian it is what I do. I am going to murder them myself if we do not rob everything even their talent!" she revealed having a magic pendanmt like that sea witch had to steaL ariels voice in the little mermaid but it would be steaLUNGH the gym leaders talents after they robbed them blind because keitha was badass like a man and made everyone feel like bitches after she beat and robbed them. she was even capable of MURDER!
(A/N: Ok so more soon, I did not want to make it too violent yet, just a taste as you follow Pikachu,Ekans,Ash and Keitha to the ultimate showdown! next chapter not safe for children, kids do not read past here ok?)
