[a/n so i waa told i need jesuiud inm my life so he gonnabe in thid chapter.
i am keepinfht tiomy unique author style . it is like shakespeare...elixzaabetyhrn]
Chapr3: gamew over ! man Game Ovewer!
so keith kwas tryinfg to destroy new ze,lkAND and itr was then she heard some one ssy they wNTWED TO PU A NEW ZELAND EEL UP DANNY DUCHAMPS ASS, the wish wass not granted aND HEW was forced to switch boobs with ImIndridCold and it gave himback pain, upper banck pain. he was plesased with the tits though as he liked the way nice volumptous big titties looked on him. they made him feel sexy like those madonna cone shaped bras and fishnets feelin sexy. ethis was an most evil of curseds and irt needed to be broken. so science was a thing he knew, he was skilled,he had instrumenys on m,ass dessruction. ImIndridCold put him in a dress thatt had a corset and both sthought he was a sexy bitch AND PUT ON DHIGH HEELS AND perfume with fishnets on and his hair conditionecx in gentle bouncy waves. like the ocean he wasd beaytuifl. and he knew this so he learned to boobdie twirl tassles and him and his friends and partner used boobs that were totaLLy awesome on himbtw,to hypnotize everyone, then withr the boobs they smothereed some who saw too much, they escaped the pokemon and lived in this place full of pikeys and GYppos caus ethat is all ImINdRidCold has is weird theif allluuhh akbhar genestics and sexy as fuxck looks buy now her tits were gone because of keitha, this was ther reeasson to get tem aLL ANgry as it is asgainst jesus to mess with a nice set of boobs.
it was also this time where hello murica, shaved and he became as monk even his haier was hgone, his fellow monk paul and he ran a sactary for deasd;y pokemon and pokemon training who teschges to keill wilth guns and shit, itwas pretty bad ass, because murica had to lrwn new skills cause at rthis tiem life was like a fat ugly femininst with saggy titites and thsick color frmamwe glasases. it was that bad, so bad they, both did not want htis to be thrie life so theu said fucke uyou!.and then they became the monks who used the biggest most dangerous mostbadasspokemonstheire was. this was where kietha and ash gto thierpokemon. and why so many had so many insane pokemon ethat joined the resistamce and were grewat with dguns. they both went super saiyan eventually and came to help bret and jemaine who needed it because they were cooler than everyone without boobs still win always gutys.
te people who were affaecthetecd also were phil and colonel who were in a debate hangouts onair when teithas ecvil flying past tehmwme to get to new zae;lamnd. however this was not fun because it destroyed their internets which is bad and sinful,andjesus says not to do it. david bowie who was actually god had appeare dto everyone and this was why god forgave colonel and phils rage, colonel invented a machine that made his dreams come true, he was a kentucky colonel and he had a dodge viper, that was bad ass and it was cool with james bond gADGFETS for shit talking feminists and sjws on the go. it was the best car, it talked in a cool voice like kiti from knihgt rider. he was instantly able to drive his bad assvcasr to new zealand because of all teh fuck tard libersl extreme leftists with bad attitudes toward anyone thing that was sane, which this dodge viper, which jesus loves also, hads detection of fuck terads and coul d sense safe spaces, and bitching and cryinag about everrything, there was 1 nuke thAT could be us3esd and it sensed them, it sensd sjws...the more extreme thse betetr. te gym battle would cause such mass car turned into a submarine aND SAID A COOL CATCHphrase to phil as it submerged, it was so bad as it almost broke the universe, so i cannot even type it or the very fabric of reality as we know it shall cease to be...but anyewzAy.
then phil ha dto use his powe to shapeshifdt, it was granted to him by a magic pokemon thate hjS BEEN HIS FRIEND SINCE HE WAS 6 A and taught him te ways of magic, and he became a shapeshifter, kinda like awerewolf but cooler. he shpaEshifted into something amdzing as fuck, it was s goddamn mother fuckin nightmsre, the bad as kind that aRE black horse red eyed ANDfucking eath yao ass moher fucking straight up eats you! he wa so magic after eating an entirer orphanage of children to gain his strength, it was a cene, eathen head first, kid by kid, opened wide like a snake to eat some aND THE TECHERS, he had sex with the one with big boobs and let eher live though becaUSE SHE WAS NOT AN SJW Or crazuy like alex ewere pools of decAYING BLACK BLOOD LEFT, INTESTINES STRUNG ALONG THE FURNISHINGS AND DECORE..organs in teh fruit bowl in sucxh a beautiful aRRANGEMENT,,,A pile of skulls lweft to warn children who read after dsark that htey get fucking eaten and theitr morther gets fucked by phil; the nightmare, but sjws complainwed he was too graphic and while nightmare rights matter, so did those other the feminists accused him of sexually impoliteness even though the sexy lady was telling him she thought she l;oved him and teh sexy lady flipped them off because she didnt cared if the kids die, she just liked phil, who was angry with te sjws and used his nighhtm,are shapeshift to go get revenge on all those hippies at that gym keitha was headed sto,
by the time keitha got therre, danny duxchamp was already tehre with indrid and bones and claire and they were determined to hit keitha in the boobs until she paid for her sins agains great boobs that still looked totally sweet and hot on danny so he had a pink Milo Yiannopoulos tank top on that was tight to show off his boobs, which left indrid cold in gentleman clothees and you will never believe the rest. they wre in elaborate costumes, a blue nightmarish rsbbit and a dress that folded up into ABIG ROSE TO HIDE AND help catch venousaurs to train which was what was in claires and bones gym. this team had all been accused of one thing or anotherr by Steve shives, steve was jealous o f the sixe of balls and dicks on everryoner, because women have a biaggger package than steve, so he angrily reports and blocks everyone, eevne when theey try tto help and save steve from his wife who is a super evil feminazi and abused him becaus ethis happens to men to, and this is the most true thing in this whole story, call for help if you are being abused, steve shives plaease call 1-800-799-SAFE steve this message is not part of the fan fic you can get help there, please call them...after that when keithe crashed it sent the rabbot and the flower back to train their venusaurs which was ok because thwy needed pokemon. Indrid and danny switched back, but man those boobs that looked sweet on him were missed but they were happy dfoe the boobwes top be on the right bodyso they couod sing about masturbatiogn time again. which became a hit song and tehy went on to mAKE 10 RECORDS AND got really rich and famous and were like i love yodue and shit, ands the enmies all fell by the many as danany argued them all to death as indrid kept him hydrated so that he could kill as many as fast as possible, when he had food brought to him and need ed to eat he used a stephen hawking machineto talk , and as time kept going and they argued these gret arguments with sjws exploding them to death with the trihggerings that were caused, the fame followed shortly after this began to where they had a chair that ws a bean bag but really it ewas a breast implant mad efor huge boobs and it looked like a cool jelely fish to sit on. it was said to this day ethey can be heasrd singing hyms to keewp the sjws off rthe lawn and saang very seriously to where cthulhcu blesed everytone AND HE PUT A FORCE field arounde them, all and their property becuae they had such faith, cthulchu was alspo the flying spaghetti monster, so he tricke dpeople into giveing worship was 87 years ago, this was how they got immortality to be happy forvevr and went around for eternity doing stupid shit and protecting one another from paper and weird nylon fsbric!
then it was murica and apul who came with saupoer saiyan powers and they had abunch of fucking mister mime with "asssault rifles" you see they trained rthwm so well they weeree aLL fucking were more bad ass then clint east woods and john wayne and also mor ebad ass than Fedor. they wre both heavily armed, no longer monks but bad assess that had evolved into super soldiers like thaTR ONE VAN damame movie where he kills dolph lungren oer some other big ehiste bad mister mimes are pulling off operations perfect, they all hav e ammo and weapons to last 3 days as well as ssupplies bwecause that i simportant to have with syou just incase you brewak dsown. also gewt a concelaed carry permit, there was no way any pokemon ewven aLBI THE RACIST DRSAGON was not immune to this type pf attack. they launched midgets azt the building until it broke HOLE Aand let them in.
colonels kitt kike bad ass car got there and the dodge viper got angry with all the sjw asholes and turned in to a decepticon and colonelm kentucky colonel, he started a movement the day he fought back. not only were pokemon feem, but humans wetre free now too from the great oppression of all dubbed honorary or otherwise "CisWhiteMaleShitlord" were finally going to win the war on real opression,get back real freessdom, get back frredom from sjw, freedom from feminism, feedom frrom the hive mind of this bullshit...it was said all those there that dsay, were not only blessed by david bowie who was redally god in disguise, no they also gained back humanity from the abyss of pussification, censhorship,stupidity,communism,socialism,and people who need safe spaces over mean words...the abyss waas freeing the true people of earth of their enslavement to extremist sjw tard rule, thewy freed themselves because the hive mind sjw tards had lacked something...they lacked souls, they lacked humanity, they were just toys, puppets..things..this wasa truly terrifying, one odfthe worst wars evr besides te gresat emu war. but real humans were saved because thwy could think for themeselkves and this saved rthe species. they sent the evil sjws to their home planeyt odf omicron opersei 8 where they belonged and back to the 8th dimension.
finally after the nightmare form of phil arrivecd they all took out te guards in brutal ways, by saying mean words amd debating and walking inside of their safe spaces, so many sjws claim to have ptsd from this that they are having it right now, this was brutal, Sjw to Sjw for days on end...meanwhile inside1111!1was keitha with aash and albai the racist dragon, and facing bret and jemaine from fotc caus ethey were cool gym leaders and also did not think slavery was good, just like all of our heros who were used they props to teh bowie looking costumes to call out pokemon for battle,m tehy both esummoned the ervilestpokemon of all...AN AUSTRAILIAN!, 2 aussies popped out and scared keitha caus eshe was only 1 austrailian, her dragonwas not aussie and ash was nort either, so commanding albi she had him go be raCIST To the 2 austrailians who did not give a fuck at all about this stupid mother fucker who needwed insult lessons from them becaus ealbi wa seraxist racist but he was a bit sjw and sucxkwed ass at insults, hee was jsut sad as fuck, After his insults had no affect on the australians, they did their signiture move whichwas to be sarcrastic and rude with them jsut a bit and this actually made albis genderfluid explode and he died.
keitha and her huge boobs defeasted by her own kind.. how could orther austrailians do this? how ? whythis was crazy keithsa thoughtre to herself as she watche dalbi die a terrible death, before the austrailians finally got bored and laughes in thes sound "lol" and it created a pich that when playe dwith their guitars it mad ecerything in the building over 1/16th s skin shrink in onirs self tight till it ruptures and sprays blood and tissue and bile everywhere. this defeated evryone, bret and jemaine went to make the world fixed again with david bowie and they did it with music and free speech. our orther heros had toput ask into an asylum as he shoook, not speaking covered in his dead wife...pikaxhu had esatblished a big pokemon city in japan where they are all free now, and believe in equality not superiority lik efeminists.
it was then reading this that colonel realized he was reading from inside a padded cell, typing with his feet, he had been driven crazy, by the passive aggressive beligerant drunk house he lived in,there ar eno such things as ghosts only beligerent drunk passive aggressive story waS WHAT was left of his mind which seems to have beebn written by a derranged deepluydisturbed 8 yr old, he had narrated this whole story as he hallucinated it becuaswe inthetre they gave him gheraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaattttttttttttttttt fucking drugs, he had been naarating by screaming into a jar of angry live bees, the people he saw.. his own doctors..the talking car...steven hawking, and the sjws... the interns who should have never been trusted to try to unlock the mind of a dangeous ciswhitemaleshitlord emu to gain te secrets of war, ash, keitha, the rest and the boobs? all mulotple personalities and early memories of that one hot chick that one time with huge boobs, each personalityt represented a part of colonel...you see earlier on, he had pilled every animal in a forest and kiled 37 people, ripped them apart like animals, all the pokemon were were hismind putting togethwr what was left of his human and animal victims, he wore a necklace of teeth and ears and was a high ranking emu, you could tell on those occasions he remembered, he remembered that the real humans they fought were psycho SJWs...but it was over so quick as their surgery to make him think and act like a human was ssuxsessful and definateluy was the reason, in his mind the war was still on with faces turned human from ethe past in the great war against the sjw tyrant take over that wwas happening eto all real humands.
in exchange it yes drove colonel insane, but the planet had been saved from sjws, the cool humans had sideed with the emus because sjws wree the one think cool humans and sjws had in common...
and then john was a zombie.
the end.
[A/N Most of this chapter and the previous chapter was Danny Duchamp and myself both very intoxicated sometime in September, and me mostly typing down his and my bad ideas or bouncing the most retarded bad fan fic back and forth that we could fit in here and it be a cliche god awful mess with some hilarity and retardery. Honestly even as drunk as I was I remember laughing for like 3 hours straight when most of this was written, And I had forgotten it until I mentioned it in someones stream, So i kept it and added more and gave it an end...yep... bad ideas, I edited it to add in more people and make it long and senseless and more poorly typed douchebaggery... i mean uhh.. my unique writing style . yeah.]
