The voice of The Hulk speaks out as a voice over as we come back to the show...
Welcome back to FWAs! Introducing next...person presenting Tag Team Champions of Year...WWT Tag Champions, TNT!
...Tara Strong also voiced him.
Truman X & El Tigre walk out, getting loud cheers as they proudly display their Tag Team Championships. Tigre takes to the mic and speaks first.
"Hey guys. Not much to really say. A speech wouldn't do this any good. So let's just head into this." Tigre smiled.
"The nominees for this award proved that they were the best tag team in the business." Said Truman, "And the nominees are..."
The Multiverse Defenders (FTW)
The Koopalings (UEPW)
Team Natsu (Natsu Dragneel & Gray Fullbuster) (CEW)
Michigan Russians (Volts and Zayats) (TWAE)
The Erupting Eds (CWF)
The Game Grumps (PROGRESS)
The Trinity (FWE)
Eric Cartman and Stan Marash (XCW)
Altered Egos (Yugi Mutou and Atem)
Team HeroKazu (AWF)
Team Hellhog (UWE)
The Extreme Team (WWE)
The Dragon Kids (CCW)
"And the winners are..." Truman opens the envelope and smiles when he pulls out the paper...
...and then reveals a flaming hedgehog symbol.
"TEAM HELLHOG!"
"You're not a real team!" Kari yelled out.
"Hey...they're TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS of the YEAR...they're a real team." Batista said.
"You're just saying that just to spite me." Kari sighed.
"...So?" Batista asked.
"Well congratulations to Hellhog winning an FWA! And Kari...speaking of your relations...next up is a match featuring your brother taking on the evil Parker Crane of The Insidious Shield." Said JR.
"Ripping off The Shield I see. Have these Fictional Farts no shame?" Asked Batista.
"Tai has a bum leg...and Crane could take advantage of that. Add in The Insidious Shield lurking about, and World Champion or NOT...Tai could risk it all here." Said Snob. "And I like me a good crash and buuurn..."
Tai Kamiya vs. Parker Crane
*Skip to End*
Tai CHOPS the chest of Crane, causing him to stumble and hold his chest in pain. Tai moves Crane's upper body back up and CHOPS him again.
"Tai trying his best to not rely on his more high octane, fast movement style." Said JR. "Obvious he's been taking lessons from Sora on how to be a bit more of a Technical wrestler."
"Tai isn't a good mat wrestler like...Matt." Batista said. "Guy is a spot monkey. He's Brother Taichi. Matt should be...Broken Matt...one day. Heheheh." Batista chuckled.
"Oh ha-ha." Kari rolled her eyes. "My brother is good in the ring. He's improved a LOT from his early days. And it's smart to not go out and do his old repertoire of crazy moves..."
Tai steps back and grabs the arm of Crane. He goes for an Argentine hold...but Parker slides off the shoulders of Tai and CHOP BLOCKS him in the right knee again! And Kamiya goes down, holding his leg while yelling in pain! "The football player started it...I'm going to end it...". So Crane picks up Tai, locking him in a Cobra Clutch...
"Oh...oh no..." Kari gulped.
"Aaahohohooo I see what's coming next!" Exclaimed Batista.
Crane holds Tai, trying to throttle him and shake the life out of him...
...and then he lifts him...
...
...and SLAMS TAI WITH THE PERSONAL FOUL (Dream Street)!
"COBRA CLUTCH SLAM!" JR exclaimed. "The DREAM STREET connects! Tom Brady's Personal Foul, and the monster of Insidious hooks both legs of The Champion of XCW!"
"Kamiya...LAY DOWN." Said Batista. "Just stay down and give in. You already lost a leg. Don't lose what's left of your dignity."
"Oh no no...come on Tai...kick out..." Kari pleaded.
1...
2...
TAI KICKS OUT!
"KICKOUT! Kamiya, STUBBORN as they come!" JR said, "I've seen him since day one! NEVER one to simply lie down and give in!"
Crane gets up and just starts STOMPING on the leg of Kamiya...and then LOCKS IN a Kneebar, TARGETING that bad knee!
"SMART from Parker Crane though." Said JR. "VERY VERY smart. I'm somewhat questioning the...wisdom in challenging Parker with a bad knee."
"Okay STOP it, JR. Stop picking on him! Aren't you the smart one here? Am I the only one with a brain out here?" Kari asked.
"No, I'm JUST saying-"
"You aren't saying anything USEFUL, then stop talking, please..." Kari said.
Tai tries to escape...but Parker CINCHES the hold in, making it tighter and just WRENCHING the knee! Tai grunts, groans, and bellows, trying to keep his screams inside...
"It's the dumbest decision he could have made though. Going to Pride & Glory and DISREGARDING Brady was dumb decision number one. And now he comes out HERE with a WORSE knee? He could barely STAND. Tai's actions should have CONSEQUENCES." Dave said, "Parker Crane CAN'T lose here to a GIMP with ONE LEG."
"OH JUST SHUT UP HE ISN'T A GIMP HE'S MY BROTHER AND IF YOU KEEP TALKING I'M GONNA STUFF BY CREST DOWN YOUR THROAT UNTIL YOU CHOKE ON IT YOU WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHUMP!"
Crane keeps the hold on Tai, with Kamiya's screams being the ONLY thing heard as commentary just went silent save for some heavy breathing. Tai tries crawling to the ropes...and then starts trying to sit up...but to no avail. He continues dragging himself to the ropes and reaches for them...
...but Parker Crane DRAGS Tai back to the middle of the ring-BUT GETS KICKED OFF BY TAI, HAPPY TO GET THAT OPENING!
"...Bitch you need a chill pill." Dashie said, breaking the commentary silence.
Parker gets up (as one can hear the sound of a mic being thrown down), and Tai gets up slowly...standing on one leg...and Parker walks over and GETS A GAMENGIRI WITH THE BAD LEG!
"Well, ladies & gentlemen, sorry for that outburst, but back to the match, WHAT a move of DIRE DESPERATION from The Champion!" Said JR.
"Yeah!" Dashie said, taking over for Kari for this match, "This bitch is SERIOUS. He ain't got two legs and he STILL movin'!"
"Tai is a guy with no brains and a lot of heart. That much I WILL say." Batista said. "I RESPECT HIM for that. ...But he's still got no brains, and he's barely got one leg. This ISN'T going to end well for him."
"You never know Dave...STRANGER has happened." JR said.
"Yeah I'll give Kari a HUG if that happens." Batista groaned.
Parker holds his head, and Tai limps to his feet...trying to stay up...trying to will his way to a win. Parker gets up, and Tai eyes Crane down and SNATCHES him by his arm and TAKES HIM DOWN FOR A CROSSFACE!
"Well TAI has his own hold on Crane! A CROSSFACE! NO LEGS REQUIRED! JUST A SUBMISSION HOLD TO TAP OUT PARKER CRANE!" Exclaimed JR.
"Oh NO COME ON...not this corny ass, cheeseball ending." Batista groaned. "Parker has to ESCAPE. YOU BETTER NOT SUBMIT THAT EASILY. HE HAS ONE LEG! KEEP AT IT!"
"ONE LEG...but HE AIN'T USIN' IT BIIITCH!" Dashie exclaimed. "This bitch got HEART! I LIKE THAT!"
Parker is a WAYS from the ropes...and the crowd is chanting, "TAP! TAP! TAP!" all the while Crane is trying to find a way to get to the ropes. Tai keeps pulling back, nearly CHOKING Parker Crane with the submission hold!
"Crane and his team have loss after LOSS behind them...Crane WANTS THIS WIN. He wanted this match to gain A LOT of stock...and because of some haunting thing involving them, but we aren't too sure about that..." Batista said.
"And Tai wants to prove that HE IS A CHAMPION...A WORLD CHAMPION...and he is representing The XCW brand, which is normally a pretty tight knit group who support their own in cross-promotional affairs." Said JR.
Tai KEEPS the hold in...while Parker drags himself to the ropes...to NO AVAIL. Tai is NOT budging!
...So he instead starts to move his legs about...and starts to roll himself a little...
...and then Parker manages to ROLL Tai over him for a form of pin...
1...
2...
Shoulder up-BUT PARKER STARTS ATTACKING THE LEG AGAIN, CAUSING TAI A LOT OF PAIN THAT MAKES HIM LET GO OF THE HOLD!
"Tai! HOLD LET GO! Crane with that EXPERT escape! VERY good maneuvering from the demon!" Exclaimed JR.
Parker Crane SNARLS as he gets up and grabs the arm of a stumbling Tai and-NO Olympic Slam, but Tai spins Parker around, kicks the gut, and TWIST OF FATE!
"And a MANEUVER right from the pages of their old friends and influences, The Hardys!" Exclaimed JR.
"That Twist of FATE...may have decided Parker Crane's FATE...but will he be able to STAY and win on this NIGHT?" Dashie...tried to make a broken pun...oh boy...
"Please stop, Charlie...please...for OUR sake. I almost want Miss Rage Quit back." Batista said.
Tai crawls over to the ropes at this point...slow...but trying to make a move that will save him and this match...
"Tai trying to make the FLY! He wanna FLY!" Exclaimed Dashie.
"Oh...this will end GREAT...or HORRIBLY." Said JR. "Tai's diving repertoire invovles a Diving Leg Drop and a Diving Headbutt. While the latter seems like the most likely...I can see him going for the former as well."
Tai rolls under the apron...and then uses the corner to help him stand up. He starts climbing the far right corner, aiming to get to the very top. The crowd chants, "TAI! TAI! TAI!" ...Although the crowd can be heard booing a bit because some support Crane. Tai makes it to the second rung...and he climbs to the top...
...right as CRANE SITS UP AND STARES RIGHT INTO THE EYES OF TAI!
"Oh the SCARY SIGHT OF THE DEMON...STARING INTO THE EYES OF TAI...GET OFF THE CORNER OR KEEP GOING...WHAT DOES TAI WANT TO DO!?" Asked Jim Ross.
Tai, who was near the top, looks at Parker...RIGHT into his eyes...and tries his best to MOVE, but his leg just keeps him from moving fast. Parker gets up, and Tai FINALLY makes it to the top...
...right as Parker RUNS at him and HOPS to the top of the corner and grabs the arm...
...AND JUMPS OFF WITH TAI TO SEND HIM INTO THE FURTHER FROM OFF THE TOP ROPE!
"GOOD GOD THE ATHLETICISM! THE ATHLETICISM OF PARKER CRANE! TOP ROPE ANGLE SLAM!" JR shouted, "TAI KAMIYA WAS STUCK IN THE CORNER!"
"Parker Crane, CRUNCH TIME MOVE!" Batista exclaimed. "CRANE WITH THE UPSET!"
"This bitch about to STEAL IT!" Exclaimed Dashie.
Leif Heralding goes down as Crane hooks the bad leg of a barely moving Tai...
1...
2...
3!
"HE PINNED TAI! Bad leg or not, he PINNED THE XCW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!" Exclaimed Jim Ross. "BIGGEST WIN OF CRANE'S CAREER!"
Parker Crane is on his knees as the bell rings...and he raises his hands in the air and then pulls them down as if he was saying, "YEEES...". Plankton has to announce...
"Here is your winner; Parker Crane!"
"Tai Kamiya kept winning, bad leg and all...and he kept thinking he could DO IT and be invincible." Batista said, "Well guess what? BAD DECISIONS CATCH UP WITH YOU! Shounen don't ALWAYS win."
Parker Crane has his hand raised, and Tai simply just tries to get up. THIS...was a bad idea...and he wanted to go home and REST...
...but The Lipstick Demon and The Man Who Can't Breathe, who were entering the ringside area through the crowd, were about to make him regret coming out...
"Oh no, The Lipstick Demon! The Man Who Can't Breathe! The other two Insidious Shield members! Were they just waiting in the crowd?" Asked JR.
"Yo, a man wearing lipstick...I-I-I dunno if I can get with that!" Dashie said. "And I CAN'T get with this! Leave 'im alone, m'boys! Get the hell on!"
The MWCB and The LD get in the ring and regroup with Parker, who keeps an eye on Tai. The three demons walk closer towards Tai, who scoots into the near right corner...
"Oh COME ON! Somebody come out here, this is ridiculous!" Pleaded JR.
AAAWESOOOME!
I came to play!
"NO! NO! NOT HIM!" JR asked, "NOT THIS LIVING PERSONIFICATION OF THE HUMAN ASS!"
Brady came on out, clapping for Tai while Belichick walked behind him with...for some odd reason, Pittsburgh Penguins' own Sidney Crosby and The Washington Nationals' Bryce Harper. LeBron James came out to join them on the stage, and the three simply watched as Brady walked down the ramp with Tim Tebow...and an old friend of his, Rob Gronkowski! And THIS MAN got even BIGGER BOOS for Brady!
"Oh NO NO NO, he dragged his Patriots buddy Gronkowski with him!" JR shouted.
Belichick told LeBron, Bryce, and Sidney to wait in the back and watch what goes down here. And Rob, Tim, and Tom walk to the ring and slide inside. The music dies down, and the crowd just chants, "F*CK YOU! F*CK YOU!" with enough venom to make a King Cobra shake.
"New York fans VOCAL. THEY CANNOT STAND BRADY!" Jim Ross exclaimed.
"Who CAN?" Asked Dashie asked.
"Mad because their precious Eli got revealed to be as suckish as a New York hooker?" Batista chuckled. "Or is it because their Jets will never beat Tom & The Patriots? Salty salty New York City fans."
Tom tells the Insidious Shield, "I know he can't breathe...but you all can HEAR...and I say, let's do this TOGETHER."
Crowd: YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK!
...and then they start to chant...
Crowd Half 1: YOU CAN'T BEAT US!
Crowd Half 2: LET'S GO GIANTS!
Crowd Half 1: YOU CAN'T BEAT US!
Crowd Half 2: LET'S GO GIANTS!
Tom, hearing this, put up a hand...and then showed one ring...two ring...three ring...four. "THE OLD MAN WANTED OUT OF THIS DICKHOLE OF A CITY! YOU SUCK SO BAD YOUR OWN TEAMS CAN'T STOMACH BEING IN THIS PISS STAIN OF A STATE!"
Crowd: BOOOOOO!
Rob chuckled, all while Tebow ran around the ring while thumb pointing to himself. "THE LORD IS NOT ON YOUR SIDE TONIGHT, MR. KAMIYA!" Tebow said, getting into Tai's face. "YOU-" BUT TAI KICKS HIM AWAY WITH HIS GOOD LEG! And Kamiya tries to get up and defend himself, BUT GRONKOWSKI NEARLY DECAPITATES HIM WITH A POWERFUL CORNER LARIAT! Tai is FLAILING like a choking fish out of water, his neck nearly CRUSHED by the Tight End!
"JESUS! The POWER and speed of the athletic Rob Gronkowski!" Exclaimed JR, "Tai almost had his HEAD TAKEN OFF!"
"Almost? I don't see a head on his shoulders, JR!" Batista exclaimed.
Tai is then grabbed by The MWCB, The LD, Gronk, and Tebow...and Crane and Brady walk towards Tai and start slapping him. "You keep going ooon and ooon..." Brady said, "I SPARE you by not breaking your leg at P&G and you STILL come out to fight. I gave you CHANCES, Kamiya. YOUR KNEE IS SHATTERED TONIGHT, YOU GET NO MORE MERCY!" And Brady-
Digimon! Digital Monsters!
LOOKS BACK TO SEE MATT LEAD DAVIS, TK, CODY, AND IZZY OUT FROM THE BACK, HEADING STRAIGHT TO THE RING FOR DEFENSE!
"AND THE DEFENSE HAS ARRIVED! THE OPPOSING TEAM IS HERE!" Exclaimed JR.
"THE DIGITAL DUDES IS HERE! BUT IT'S FIVE AGAINST SIX!" Dashie exclaimed. "I AIN'T GOOD AT MATH BUT THAT'S BAD ODDS! AND I AIN'T TALKIN' ABOUT THE CAT BOY-okay I'll stop."
Team Football and The Insidious Shield all take a step back as the five Destined slide into the ring and grab onto Tai, keeping him defended as Brady and Crane...contemplate still attacking.
"Insidious and Team NFL look like they're calculating the odds...and it IS in their favor..." Said JR.
"Six against five...a good match up." Batista chuckled.
Brady smirks at Matt and says, "You...okay man? You DO see these odds, right? Six on five? Or is TAI gonna fight?"
Matt stares dead at Brady, and the brawl between the two teams BEGINS...and with the demon monsters AND Gronkowski, six on five is FUTILE! Gronkowski LEVELS Davis and TK with Clotheslines, while The MWCB just Scoop Slams Izzy. The LD KICK Cody in the face and sends him down. Crane and Brady hold onto Matt, and Tebow SPEARS Ishida down, leveling the last of the standing Destined! The Digital Destined all are on the ground, but Joe and Mimi were able to drag Tai out the ring to prevent him from getting hurt even more. Brady sees this, and chuckles...only because he was NOT about to be DENIED the PLEASURE of doing what he wants to do with Tai. "I got this, folks." Brady said as he slides out the ring and walks towards Mimi and Joe. Brady GRABS Joe AND ACTUALLY FLINGS HIM INTO THE BARRICADE!
"HEY! THAT MAN'S NOT A WRESTLER!" JR yelled. "LEAVE HIM ALONE, DAMMIT! WHAT MANNER OF POSSESSION ARE YOU UNDER!?"
Brady pushes Mimi down, and then GRABS onto the leg of Tai again, because he SAID he wouldn't spare Kamiya and HE WOULDN'T SPARE HIM. And The Destined are all held up by the Shield and Ballers in the ring...
...and Brady goes into the audience and PUSHES the nearest person he saw out of their chair! It was a young lady with glasses (and Brady broke three cardinal rules: never put your hands on a woman, never put your hands on someone with glasses), but Brady didn't care. He went back to the ramp and KICKED Joe back down...before wrapping the chair around Tai's leg, shades of P&G.
"Putting his hands on a WOMAN. How DESPICABLE." Said JR.
"Brady a BITCH!" Dashie said. "This dude the ULTIMATE BITCH!"
"And Tai's gonna become a cripple." Batista said.
Brady steps back...and Tai tries to stand up, but Brady runs and jumps up and Stomps-GETS A FLYING KNEE TO THE FACE!
"WHO THE!?" JR went wide eyed. "WHO DID THAT!?"
Brady stumbled and rolled around the ramp before getting up. Brady looks to see a blond guy (who was sitting next to the girl with glasses) CHARGING at him and throwing rights and lefts at the face and body of Brady!
"Who is this kid!?" Batista asked. "SECURITY! SECURITY!"
The guy grabs Brady's head and SLAMS it into the barricade!
"Hold on, I think...I think he's a-OOOH!" JR cringed, "THUMB TO THE EYE!"
Brady thumbed the guy in the eye, and then backed up to throw a right hand...but the blond guy ducked it and rushed at a turning Brady AND NAILED A STIFF KNEE STRIKE TO THE NECK OF BRADY THAT LAID HIM OUT ON THE RAMP!
"OH LORD WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED!?" Batista asked as the crowd popped to a FEVER PITCH!
"OH WHAT A POWERFUL STRIKE!" JR shouted, "AND FOLKS! THAT'S A FRIEND OF THE DESTINED! WILLIS! THE DIGIDESTINED OF DESTINY!"
The third rule? ...Never put your hands on someone's girl.
Willis, who looked back at Damsel to make sure she was okay, looked back at a laid out Brady...and then looked up to see The Insidious Shield and The NFL Players yelling at him...but none of them noticed when The Destined all came from behind AND DROPKICKED THEM ALL OVER THE ROPES!
"IT IS SIX ON ONE! IT'S EVEN AS HELL! AND THE NFL BOYS AND THE INSIDIOUS SHIELD ARE ALL RETREATING INTO THE CROWD SANS BRADY!" Exclaimed Jim Ross.
"WHAT GIVES THIS KID THE RIGHT TO COME INTO THIS SITUATION!? HE'S NOT A WRESTLER!" Exclaimed Batista.
"OH HE WRESTLES! AND THE BITCH IN NXT!" Exclaimed Dashie. "HE GOT SIGNED RECENTLY!"
"And if that don't satisfy ya, how about the fact that Brady attacked his friends AND PUSHED HIS GIRLFRIEND!?" JR asked. "He has EVERY RIGHT to be here and THANK GOD he was!"
The Destined join Willis on the ramp and give him his props, but Willis just brushes it off and doesn't give himself any credit. Matt helps Tai up, and the two former World Champions give Willis pats on the shoulder. The Destined were still mending old wounds...but adding a newbie to their ranks in the business came at the right time. "Thanks man." Tai said, giving his World Title for Mimi to hold (meanwhile Brady had gotten up and rolled himself off the ramp). Tai raises Willis's hand in the air, and the crowd gives the relative unknown a pop for his heroics while the US Digimon theme plays!
"Willis, the kid just made himself a NAME in this business!" Exclaimed JR, "Without a match, he just declared himself 'the man who laid out Tom Brady'!"
"Oh please, that's nothing." Dave said. "He's gonna be 'kid who pissed off Tom Brady and got his skull punted in'. NO debut match yet...and he's ALREADY made a BAD BAD enemy."
Willis smiles while keeping his hand raised while Tai claps for him, and then we transition to Vercetti and Lynch on the stage on the other side of the arena. Tommy looked somewhat bored, as if he was tired.
"Welp that was a waste of a good moment...for me..." He mumbled.
Casey spoke out loud. "But we gotta move on! And we got a Secondary Champion of the Year to crown! And giving it out...one of UWE's greatest Galaxy Champions...NATHAN DRAKE!"
Drake comes out to cheers, VERY LOUD cheers at that due to his recent game. The crowd chants, "DRAKE! DRAKE! DRAKE!" while Nathan takes to the podium with his envelope in hand.
"Secondary Champions are the FUTURE leaders of the business...or the leaders who want to prove they're workhorses." Said Drake. "My legacy was made with Galaxy Titles. And whether you're a Champion of the Galaxy, The United States, The Universe, several continents, or whatever tickles your fancy, you're always one step under the glass ceiling...and if you keep at it, you'll break it one day. NOW...who are these people? These workhorses? Well...the nominees are..."
Jesse Alvarez (FTW)
Regime Superman (UEPW)
Mercury Black (CEW)
Shifty Dingo (TWAE)
Snap (WWT)
Leo Valdez (FWF)
Shinji Ikari (BTWF)
Jude Lizowski (WCW)
Danny Phantom (CWF)
Belphegor (PROGRESS)
Black Mage (FWE)
Arthur Read (XCW)
Dante (ACW)
Kiragaya Kazuto (AWF)
Jeremy Ellis (UWE)
Scott Pilgrim (WWE)
Dan Kuso (CCW)
"And the winner is..." Drake opened the envelope...
...
...and he pulls out...
Box Ghost: BOO! *Was just pulled out the envelope*
Drake went wide-eyed as The Box Ghost floated about, "III AM THE BOOOX GHOOOST!...WAAAH!" And he was interrupted when the envelope sucked him back inside like a Fenton Thermos. And after being...pleasantly surprised by that (as the crowd cheers), Nathan just shrugs and says...
"DANNY PHANTOM!"
"And whattya know? CWF wins their FIRST EVER award on their own!" Exclaimed JR. "The long reigning United States Champion of CWF!"
"He gets nominated A LOT for this award, and he NEVER won it...until NOW." Snob said.
Danny heads to the ring, US Title of CWF in hand, and takes to the podium for his own speech.
"Well, After afew years of being constantly nominated, It looks like I have finally won an Award here. And I gotta say this: This actually rocks!" Said Danny. "I mean I have had an amazing year in CWF, Mostly because of this right here." said Danny as he held up the U.S. Title. "Since My victory at Heavy Impact, I have been unstoppable as United States Champion, and I plan to become the champion to keep his title for a calendar year in five years. Anyway, I gotta give thanks to my family Mom, Dad, Jazz, my friends Tucker whom if you all remembered made the count that had me win my first CWF Championship, My GF Sam, General Manager JC & all of CWF whom I have viewed as my true home, and of course the Fans, Because without you guys, I'd not the Icon I am today. Thank You. ...Oh and Miles...? You may have lost today...but me and you still have a match for this Belt...so don't get TOO dismayed."
Danny smirked after that last comment and walks off. The crowd cheers him on as we head backstage and see Miles Morales watching this scene on the TV backstage. Elsewhere Claude, Jessica, Alex, Ipkiss, Drew, Hope, Spin, and Tammy were all exhausted. They looked EVERYWHERE...and at this rate, Ipkiss might be going out there maskless...where WAS it?
"Looks like Ipkiss may be without a mask, ladies & gentlemen." Said JR.
"Which means Ipkiss is DEFINITELY not winning Best of the Best." Said Snob. "...Course I already have Raynor as winner so whatever."
"Doomsday." Batista said.
"GANTA!" Shouted Dashie.
"Sure if Kari were here, she'd say Mask but at this point..." JR trailed off.
"No one cares what the crybaby thinks." Batista said.
And we come back to the stage, where the names of each World Champion of the Year nominee are listed already.
Ichigo Kurosaki (FTW)
Thorin Oakenshield (UEPW)
Strider Hiryu (CEW)
Raimundo (TWAE)
Patrick Star (WWT)
Rick Grimes (FWF)
Deadpool (WCW)
Sokka (CWF)
Jontron (PROGRESS)
Capricorn (FWE)
Tai Kamiya (XCW)
Naruto Uzumaki (ACW)
Taiki Kudo (AWF)
Tyson Blake (UWE)
Vegeta (WWE)
Ben Tennyson (CCW)
Tommy Vercetti speaks to the crowd, ready to introduce the next presenter.
"Coming up next...one of the greatest World Champions of all time...he won The CWF World Title and HELD IT for two years and NEVER EVER LOST in CWF. The reptile RETIRED as CWF Champion. He is...the member of The TMNT who I always admired and felt should have led...RAPHAEL!"
The 2003 TMNT theme plays out Raphael, who comes out while wearing (by force) a red bowtie. The crowd gives the legend a beastly pop, and Raphael could at LEAST appreciate that from this moment.
"Welcome back, Ms. Kamiya." JR said, as indeed Kari was back on the microphone.
"Hello JR." She said solemnly.
"Are we better?" Snob asked in a condescending tone. "Or shall we-"
"PLEASE...don't." Kari said. "...I want to apologize for how I acted earlier. It was unbecoming of me as a professional. And it made WWE, AWF, and GPW look bad. So I apologize to you Dave and you JR for what I said. And I apologize to all the viewers and listeners as well."
"Apology accepted, Kari." JR said. "Now...shall we continue?"
"Yeah seriously. I came here for wrestling, not drama." Batista said.
Raphael spoke, though the crowd made it hard for him to. Chants of, "RAPH! RAPH! RAPH! RAPH!" echoed throughout the arena. But the turtle tried to get them to quiet down and began to talk.
"MAN! This feels good. And honestly...who else but me, EASILY one of the greatest World Champions of all time could come out here and-"
"EXCUSE ME!"
Raphael stopped speaking...as the iconic voice of MICKEY MOUSE could be heard! The crowd began cheering as Raphael looked to see King Mickey himself walk out!
"Hey! It's Mickey! Longest reigning Champion in Fiction Wrestling history! Longest reigning male Champion in wrestling history!" Exclaimed JR.
Raphael was pushed aside by Mickey, who began speaking at the podium. "I was CWF Champion for TEN YEARS. And I have been World Champion in CWF, WWE, UWE, UCA, and NUMEROUS OTHER companies."
"Oh yeah?" Raph said as he pushed Mickey off the mic. "I was World Champ and stayed UNDEFEATED FROM '04-'06! I won World Titles in CWF, WWE, and other places! You came from an era where you didn't have to show up weekly to fight and defend your Belt every month like I did, rodent!"
"Rodent? ...Listen, scales, I'M the greatest of all time, haha! I am the GOLD STANDARD of Fiction-no, WRESTLING IN GENERAL. See...you're one of the greatest World Champions of all time..." Mickey got a cheer for that sharing of respect. "...I...am THE greatest CHAMPION of all time PERIOD. No reign will EVER MATCH MINE..."
"And the same goes for ME, pal...you wanna make something of it?" Raph asked as he removed his bowtie. Mickey removed his crown, all the while the crowd chanted, "FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!"
"Oooh boy...two legends about to go to blows...two of the all time great World Champions..." JR said.
"WHAT a dream match." Kari said. "I wanna see that! HASHTAG #BookItJC"
"Or MAVERICK BITCH ASS!" Dashie yelled.
"Excuse me...Mr. Mouse and Mr. Turtle...can we reveal the winner? We are running on borrowed time."
The production voiceover...who sounded like TW...was able to get the two animals to simmer down. Raphael RIPPED the envelope in half...and both looked inside...
...was an OMNITRIX symbol.
"BEN TENNYSON!" They both announced.
After a lengthy roll to the stage via the wheelchair he was forced into due to the events of Regal Rumble, Ben Tennyson finally managed his way onto the stage, using every banister close enough to aid him. Thankfully, the stage was wheelchair accessible. "Guess they knew I'd be winning this…" Ben quipped under his breath as he got to the podium, adjusting the mic to his level to speak.
"You know, something about this…REALLY feels awfully familiar…but for the life of me it just keeps escaping me what that something is—I-I can't quite put my finger on it…hmmm…hmmmmmmm…" Ben stroked his chin in contemplation. "Well, this might be just a little guessing game for me in my head, but if I had to take a stab at it, I'd say…that it may have a little bit to do with the fact that about 365-and-change days ago, I was up here with this Magnus Championship of the World in one hand, and this FWA for World Champion of the Year in the other…and now 365-and-change days later, this microphone's a little bit lower on the stand, but it's still being graced by the lips of Ben Ten, World Champion of the Year—TWENTY FOURTEEN…and now Twenty FIFTEEN." Ben grinned as he had found the answer to his "mystery".
"Here's your declaration: it doesn't matter the building; it doesn't matter the city; it doesn't matter the day, the week, the HOUR or the MINUTE…and hell, it doesn't even matter if I'm sitting or if I'm standing—I'M that measuring stick that EVERYBODY WITH A BELT needs an elevator to SEE, let alone touch!" Ben asserted. "I'm not even just talking WORLD Champions; I'm talking ALL Champions, and if you wanna have yourself an argument on that, watch me nearly demolish my own spinal column beyond repair in Philadelphia at Regal Rumble against an opportunistic A-HOLE of a quarterback who, let's say this, knows how to hurt people about as well as he knows how to piss a whole COUNTRY off on a regular basis just by his mere existence; watch what I did to put myself in THIS WHEELCHAIR YOU SEE ME IN TONIGHT…and know that I put myself in this wheelchair—yeah, in beating Brady, I PUT MYSELF IN THIS PLACE…" Ben pointed to and lifted his Magnus Title. "…so I could take THIS to that place with me. FEEL THAT. OBSERVE THAT. PONDER THAT…and leave all of your questions about it at the door. THIS is why I'm the Best in the Universe! THIS is why I'm the FACE of CCW!" Ben further showed off his CCW Magnus gold…
…and then turned his attention in the corner of his eyes to Mickey Mouse and Raphael. He brushed a bit of his hair away from his forehead and eyes, and he spoke with a face that was going to relish this as much as his shape could permit. "And as far as 'gold standards' go…heh…Meeska Mooska MOVE ASIDE…Go Ninja Go Ninja GO AWAY…because it's one thing to SAY you're this great or that great but it's a whole other skill to BE that great and be that great THAT OFTEN, THAT CONSISTENTLY, and if people want to go see this newfound 'dream match' between turtle and mouse take place on Old MacDonald's Farm, that's all well and fine…but why go through all of that booking trouble when you can just watch CCW Ozone? Because you'll get dream matches there every single week. Why? …Because they'll be matches with ME every single week. And CCW Magnus Champion Ben Tennyson EQUALS Mr. Dream Match. When the Tenth Wonder of the World is in his gear, in his zone, in his ring, and the bell sounds, the dream has ALREADY BEGUN! For TWO YEARS I have proven it, and I'll prove it for the whole damn millennium, BECAUSE I CAN! TRY AND STOP ME! TRY AND TOP IT! TRY AND OUTPERFORM THIS! I DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE A QUARTERBACK, IF YOU'RE A DESTINED, IF YOU'RE A NINJA, IF YOU'RE A BLACK SHEEP, IF YOU'RE A WHITE SHEEP, IF YOU'RE A GRAY SHEEP, IF YOU'RE A PURPLE SHEEP, IF YOU'RE AN INVISIBLE SHEEP, IF YOU'RE A SEA CREATURE, IF YOU'RE A LAND CREATURE, IF YOU HAVE A BRIEFCASE, IF YOU DON'T HAVE A BRIEFCASE, IF YOU'RE ANIME, IF YOU'RE CARTOON, IF YOU'RE AN OC, IF YOU'RE A KOMBATANT, IF YOU'RE A GOD, IF YOU'RE MY OWN FAMILY…" Ben's gritted-teeth gaze went in the direction of the CCW Females Champion and her cult on this...and he paused, keeping his eyes on them...
"...or even if you're a Corleone…" Ben kept his eyes on his younger cousin Gwen as he said those words, not even respecting the Don's crew enough to satisfy them with eye contact, not here and not now. Instead…Ben held up with CCW Magnus Championship…and his World Champion of the Year FWA in opposite hands…and he raised them both up, akin to 2014…with a face even more driven NOW than it was back then…
"Still pompous even when cripple I see." Kari said.
"Won the award twice in a row...that's impressive." JR said.
But then the lights go out as Ben tries leaving the stage, leaving him stuck due to all visibility staying at zero!
"What the...!?" JR looked around.
"I bet this was you JR." Batista quipped.
"EVERYONE blames me for power outtages." JR groaned.
The lights stayed off...but one can still see outlines here and there...visages of people could still be seen...
...AMD EVERYONE COULD SEE THE GIANT LIGHTNING BOLT STRIKE BEN'S WHEELCHAIR!
"GOOD LORD!" JR yelped.
"Who in the hell did that!?" Asked Batista.
*GONG*
"OOOHOOOHOOO MY...I...DID NOT SEE THIS COMING..." Dashie said as the crowd popped HARD for that gong! And fire spewed from the stage near the ring area.
*GONG*
...and now chanting can be heard...chanting of monks...
...and several dark robed druids make their way out of the back, carrying fire torches as they go to line up on the ramp...
...the druids continue their chants, heads pointed towards Ben, who was on the award stage on the other side of the arena.
*GONG*
...
...and NOW "Rest in Peace" began to play in all its orchestral glory, the macabre tune signaling out one of the deadliest forces in wrestling history...
...the mist fills the stage...and a figure could be seen standing in the fog...a figure with his familiar black cloack and black hat...
"My God...MY GOD IT'S THE UNDERTAKER! HE'S...HE'S HERE! FOR BENJAMIN!" Exclaimed Jim Ross.
"OH COME ON YOU OLD COOT...YOU WANNA GO AGAIN!?" Batista yelled.
"BENJAMIM KIRBY TENNYSON LOOKS LIKE HE'S SEEN A GHOST FROM HIS PAST...THE MAN WANTS TO RUN BUT HIS BODY WON'T LET HIM!" Jim Ross shouted.
The Undertaker walks onto the stage, fully visible as the crowd gives him the BIGGEST pop of the night! "TAKER'S GONNA KIIILL YOUUU!" chants ring out towards Ben, and Undertaker turns himself to face Ben...all while the druids keep chanting.
"It is a MARVEL to see Undertaker in any form...and for two and a half decades, he's torn it up...and Ben Tennyson assaulted him mknths ago...and Taker wants a shot at him NOW..." JR said.
Undertaker grabs his hat...
...and the druids begin chanting even louder...
...
...
...
..."Pop...Pop...Pop..."
...
...AND THEN GWEN REMOVES THE HAT FROM HER HEAD, REVEALING SHE WAS THE ONE BEHIND THAT ENTIRE ENTRANCE!
"OH SON OF A BITCH!" JR screamed.
"Popular" started playing instead as the lights came on, and Gwen began removing the cloak while yelling, "DID YOU SPILL LEMOMADE, DWEEB!? OR DID THE FEAR OF GWEN FINALLY CONVICT YOU!?" The other druids, Ares, and Kai removed their hoods while putting out the fires of their torches via Ares god power. And Gwen begins flossing the Taker cloak between her legs while saying, "EAT YOUR HEART OUT HBK!"
"I'm gonna be SICK..." Kari groaned.
"Yeah...but if WE'RE emotional...wonder how Ben feels." Batista said.
Gwen throws the cloak into the crowd, it landing on some big kid who is the Son of Mars and some girl who is his daughter...and Gwen yells to them, "A GIFT FROM YOUR NEW STEP MOTHER GODDESS! YOU UNGREATFUL CHILDREN DIDN'T GET ANYTHING FOR YOUR DADDY FOR FATHER'S DAY...BUT THROUGH THE MERCY OF GWEN, HE FORGIVES YOU..."
"Well...I guess her match is next." Kari said.
"And by God I hope that officer girl clocks her good." JR said. "We'll be right back."
Before we head to commercial, we hear Gwen yelling, "UNDERTAKER ONLY WISHED HIS STREAK WAS AS HOLY AS MINE...HE SHOULD BE HONORED HIS CLOAK TOUCHED THE HOLY CROTCH!"
(Commercial)
