We come back to the ring, where Gwen is sitting in the near right corner...and looking on with a regal look of apathy and arrogance. Her music dies down...

"Welcome back to The FWAs, and we have for you the annual Gwen Tennyson challenge." Said JR, "Gwen Tennyson came out here ALREADY pissing off folk in the crowd and her cousin Benjamin."

"Such is the way of Gwen...she isn't someone I like to look at...or hear...or witness...or-where was I?" Batista asked.

Gwen paces back and forth...and she says, "BRING OUT THE YEARLY SACRIFICE..." She demanded. If one looked at her druids...Caillou wore a toy championship belt around his waist...Becky was dressed as the niece of Kazarian...Daniel Tiger had a shirt with a game controller on it...and Vaz held onto a hedgehog plush. They each got on the apron behind Gwen and stood there...as a reminder to the next "victim".

"Trying for mind games here." Said JR. "Gwen always enjoys the mind games on opponents."

"Yeah...well-"

Wake me up inside

(I can't wake up)

Wake me up inside

(Save me)

"-they won't work on her." Kari said as the crowd gave a very good pop for the opponent!

"This crowd...they want SOMEONE to beat Gwen...end what ever ELSE she has that makes her HAPPY. Take away all joy from Tennyson!" Exclaimed JR.

"Take away her joy...that is rich..." Batista said. "Gwen enjoys inflicting pain on people. You can't take THAT away."

"You can if you cut her hands off." Snob shrugged.

"That is sadistic." Said Dashie said. "...I LIKE IT!"

Officer Aelita comes out now, the crowd cheering even louder than before and chanting, "KICK HER ASS! KICK HER ASS!" Schaeffer shouts, "I WILL! I WILL!" while walking down the ramp. Fans held their hands out for high-fives and Schaeffer gave them some satisfaction...but her eyes were kept firmly on the prize...Gwen. The bell rings, and Blader DJ himself spoke out.

"The following contest is scheduled for one-fall! Coming to the ring...The OFFICER...the OLDER...Aelita Schaeffer!"

"Not to be confused with the ACTUAL Schaeffer by the way." Batista said. "The richer, better, prettier, more talented, AWARD winning Schaeffer."

"So why does the older one have more Titles?" Asked Kari.

"CCW, ACW, and WWE put out long content that takes a while to produce for Fiction Wrestling Companies. Her companies put out shorter and quicker content. It isn't fair to compare! It's like asking why didn't Bob Backlund win more WWE Titles compared to Triple H or The Rock. Different stuff! It isn't about Titles...it's about prestige...who is more likely to be the next best thing. I don't see THIS one beating Gwen or getting higher than what she is. I want Gwen beat...but it ain't her." Batista said.

"Yeah...we have to wait for some Brock Lesnar type monster to come around, eh?" Asked Kari.

"The argument of Aelitas is irrelevant." JR said, "THE POINT IS...it is THIS ONE that Gwen wants to fight. Two people out of their own timelines, thrust into our universe and having to fight for...essentially...who is the better timeline...what's the...proper term...for uh..."

"Call 'er a clone. Call 'em both clones. Screw that PC horsecrap." Batista said.

"Just call her Angel...and call her demon." Dashie said, nodding his head.

"...That...was...profound...Dashie." JR said. "One has angel wings...one is the devil incarnate...very clever."

"...Oh really? Damn I was just saying bull. But aight then. I get the money for inventin' it." Dashie said.

Schaffer gets in the ring and stares down the druids of Gwen...and then tells Gwen, "You need to keep your security guards out here or you wanna fight like a real 'champion'? ...Get rid of them." Gwen chuckles, mentioning how she didn't need to do what the clergy told the goddess to do. However, she does tell her druids to watch from the audience, and so each one alongside Kai and Ares go into the audience...to sit with Ares' son and daughter. Because Gwen enjoyed spiting those with decent lives. Gwendolyn spoke to the Beacon Blood Demigods in the audience that were forced to be near her druids.

"Do you see...what TRUE godly followers look like? Tell your parents that after this match, I will be there to take my throne from them." She said to each one.

"Please stop TALKING." JR said.

"Schaeffer do us all a favor...KICK HER ASS..." Dashie growled.

And so... with both girls ready...referee Chuck Woodson (remember this all around family man with two daughters and a beautiful wife?) the bell rings!

"And here we go!" JR exclaimed, "4-1 or 5-0?"

"This is the first big Gwen crossover match in a while with DQ rules." Said Snob. "So she miiight think she can shank someone with scissors...heheheh..."

"And draw the DQ?" Said Kari. "Not on Gwen's life..."

Gwen and Aelita circle around the ring, finding the prime time to go up for a tie-up. The two get closer...swatting away at each other's hands as each wants that first strike, the first grab...and finally, the lock-up happens, and O-Aelita and Gwen have a sort of test of strength contest...that O-A starts winning due to a decent size advantage. But Gwen, noticing this, does go down...and then slides under O-A. Schaeffer notices that she does this and sits on Gwen. Woodson counts. 1-Gwen kicks out and rolls O-A off of her and takes her to the ground with the Alpha Beyotch on top. O-A kicks her off, the two still not letting go as they both get up. Gwen lets go of one hand and pulls O-A in for a Side Headlock. She wrenches and tightens the hold around her neck and O-A backs into the ropes. She finally does and throws Gwen off of her, while keeping hold of a hand. O-A pulls her back in and locks in her OWN Headlock...

"The wrestling skill of each girl here..." Said JR. "Scouting the other...strength, speed, reaction time, grappling skill...good so far."

...and O-A throws her down with a Hip Toss and keeps a Side Headlock in. Gwen kips up, taking O-A up with her twists out of the hold and pulls her in for a Clothesline...that O-A ducks and gets behind Gwen. Hammerlock German Suplex-is a no go as Gwen flips over the head while keeping hold of the head. She grabs the other arm of O-A and goes for a Straight Jacket Rear Mat Slam, but O-A twists out of that and flips Gwen with an Arm Drag and goes for a Knee Drop while keeping hold of Gwen. Gwen moves out the way and keeps hold of O-A and runs at her, but O-A ducks whatever move Gwen wanted and Monkey Flips her over her head and THAT ends the sequence as both girls get up and stare off again.

The crowd gives an ovation for both girls for that display of chain wrestling, all while chanting, "THAT WAS WRESTLING! *CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP*"

"Say what you will about any of these two girls, but that was a fine display of pro grappling." JR said.

"That was pretty dope." Dashie shrugged. "Won't lie."

*Skip*

Aelita kicks the legs of Gwen from under her and runs back towards her, but gets her OWN legs taken from under her before rolled into a Cross Legged pin as Gwen bends her in half. 1...2-Gwen twists it around into A Cloverleaf submission! Kennelly's Klasp!

"Oooh The Cloverleaf submission hold on the other worldly Aelita, the move she names after her crush/obsession, TD!" Exclaimed JR.

"O-A starts dragging herself to the ropes, taking Gwen with her to break this hold QUICKLY. O-A grabs it! And Gwen keeps the hold on O-A, not letting go for a second! And the referee starts to tell her to let go, but Gwen wants NONE of it! She wants to break the legs of the "ungwenly" being who dared challenged her. HOWEVER...Woodson (who has a very cute cat named Snarky that he rescued from the streets two years ago and has kept ever since) starts the count, and it goes-

1...

2...

3...

4...

Gwen IMMEDIATELY let's go, almost forgetting that she wasn't in a No Disqualifications based match. Woodson tells her to keep track of the counts and the rules, but Gwen just says, "I KNOW I KNOW I INVENTED THE RULES AND ORDAINED THEM!"

"Gwen forgetting the basic rules of wrestling." Snob said. "What a dweeb."

"She's used to no rules in her crossover matches." JR said. "This is almost culture shock for her."

Gwen walks back to O-A and gets a kick to her knees before getting up and KNEEING Gwen in the jaw! Tennyson stumbles, walking in a circle before O-A grabs her and Belly to Belly Suplexes her over her head!

*Skip*

Gwen keeps a Headlock in and then gets behind O-A and Hammerlocks and pushes O-A to the ropes. And then she Dropkicks Schaeffer to the ropes. Gwen then runs the ropes and Aelita flips Gwen over the top and sends her crashing onto the floor! Aelita gets on the apron and sees Gwen getting up...and runs towards her and jumps off-and misses a Crossbody! Gwen grabs Aelita from behind as she tries to stand back up and Back Suplexes her RIGHT onto the barricade! And Gwen gets back control of the match, and it is at this point, and Gwen QUITE enjoys the utter brutality of the sport. But she enjoys the finesse as well. She she picks Aelita back up and throws her back into the ring. Gwen slides back in, and grabs Aelita in a Front Headlock. "I...am a WRESTLING GODDESS..." she yells. "I CAN FREAKING WRESTLE...THIS LESSER BITCH IS NOTHING BUT COMMON GARBAGE IN MY ALTAR PRETENDING TO BE ME!"

Gwen gets up and lifts her...and then takes her back down into a Front Headlock and then a Side Headlock. And then she comes back up and knees O-A in the gut before nailing a European Uppercut to take her down. "I can CATCH WRESTLE BETTER THAN GOTCH!" She yelled, going back down and locking a Front Headlock to transition into a Crossface! Schaeffer growls, and starts trying to escape...and Gwen gets up and elbows her in the back!

"YOU WANNA SEE ME MASTER WWE'S STUPID PUNCHING!?" Gwen yelled, getting even MORE boos as she started nailing Elbow Drop after Elbow Drop to the back of Aelita, before she ran the ropes and came back-MISSING THE KNEE DROP! Aelita rolled out the way and got to the ropes before trying to get up. O-A gets to her feet, holding her back, before running and-GETTING CAUGHT IN THE JAW BY KENNELLY'S KISS OFF THE REBOUND!

"I WASN'T FINISHED LESSER BITCH!" Screamed Gwen before STOMPING on O-A. "NEVER! INTERRUPT! YOUR GODDESS!"

*Skip*

O-A sits up...and Gwen pats her chest...and runs and Shoot Kicks the chest of O-A so stiffly, the Lyoko girl nearly lost her breath from the strike. "I INVENTED PURO! THE GODDESS OF STRONG STYLE!" Gwen shouted before running and KNEEING O-A in the jaw! O-A goes down, and Gwen yells, "LUCHA! LUCHA! LUCHA! LUCHA!" before heading to the apron.

"Oh what's she trying NOW?" Asked JR. "Some type of springboard maneuver?"

"Obviously." Batista said. "She wants to prove she can fly like she's Ricochet."

Gwen waves to her disciples in the crowd and then hops on the ropes and flips for a 450-KNEES TO THE GUT! KNEES TO THE GUT OF GWEN!

"And now Gwen-CRASHING onto the knees!" JR exclaimed.

"Schaeffer finding an opening in-between The Bleeding Vagina Monologues!" Said Batista. "This girl better take advantage!"

Aelita gets up and rolls Gwen up from behind, and then keeping hold of Gwen and then grabbing the legs of Gwen and falling backwards, Tossing her RIGHT into the ropes! Gwen jumps off and DROPKICK INTO THE GUT! Aelita gaining FIRE as Gwen gets up, and then she picks up Gwen and DROPS her with a Sit-Out Gourdbuster! And now Aelita keeps hold of Gwen...and heads to the apron.

"What is going on...what she doing?" Asked Kari.

"She's on the apron...and Gwen, still in the ring but in the grasp of Schaeffer." JR said.

Aelita hooks the arm and neck...grabs the waistband of the tights...and lifts Gwen...

...and Aelita actually JUMPS OFF THE APRON AND BRAINBUSTERS GWEN RIGHT ONTO THE FLOOR!

"Good LORD!" JR exclaimed, "What a BRAINBUSTER! She folded Gwen LIKE AN ACCORDION!"

The crowd is HYPED as they cheer CRAZILY for what just went down! "THAT WAS BRUTAL! THAT WAS BRUTAL!"

"Normally GWEN is the one who ESCALATES the brutality in her matches. Schaeffer was Back Suplexed onto the barricade, but it was HER who did THAT. She escalated it to BIGGER heights." JR said.

"Yeaaah...but Gwen knows how to retaliate." Said Snob.

Gwen holds her neck, barely moving on the floor, and Aelita grabs her and lifts her for an Oklahoma Slam. She runs forward and SLAMS the head onto the steel steps! And she STAYS on Gwen, STOMPING her out and not letting her get ANY FORM OF OFFENSE! And now she grabs the steel steps themselves. And now she starts dragging the steps away from the post and...positions it accordingly.

"What...is she doing?" Asked Kari, seeing Schaeffer angle the steps in a certain way.

Aelita moves the steps, making sure everything is right...

...but she didn't have GWEN situated! And Tennyson had jumped up and DRILLED Aelita into the floor with a Jumping Reverse Complete Shot!

"OOPH! Whatever it was, Gwen did not want it to go through!" Said JR.

"Negating Schaeffer's idea." Said Kari

*Skip*

Aelita is rolled into the ring, and Gwen slides in as well and grabs Schaeffer to pick her up. Gwen then bends forward, Aelita over her back-Magic Backbreaker! And Aelita holds her back while rolling away, and Gwen just licks her hand...awaiting Aelita to stand up...and Gwen decides to just hock a LOOGIE into her palm...

...and upon the stand, Gwen SMACKS Schaeffer back down with the Hand of Gwen! ...And leaving nasty Gwen spit on her face.

"Oh just disrespectful." JR shook his head. "That's just disgusting."

O-Aelita, using the ropes to get up, could be heard saying, "STUPID...STUPID..." before Gwen grabs her from behind DRILLS her with a Spinning Neckbreaker. And now she grabs the head of O-Aelita and pulls her by her hair. "THIS...is my show...THIS...is my match...nobody comes for the awards, THEY COME TO SEE IF I CAN LOSE!" And Gwen puts her foot on O-A's head and CURB STOMPS it into the ground. "THAT'S A REAL CURB STOMP!" And then she continues STOMPING on the head of Schaeffer before she starts stomping on the back as well! Gwen walks away from Schaeffer, but then turns back and runs towards her and LEG DROPS THE BACK! Schaeffer, not able to take the repeated back attacks, flails and squirms in pain...and Gwen just gets down and puts Schaeffer a Triangle Choke. The Choke itself doesn't submit O-A. ...But it's what she does next. Gwen turns back over, and performs her signature Skull F*ck move, SLAMMING the head of Schaeffer down with every push-up. Gwen cackles triumphantly, the spit faced Aelita having her head pushed into the mat in the most taunting of ways.

"Stupid clone!" Gwen taunts with a grin. "How does THIS feel?"

*Skip*

O-A gets up slowly once more, but Gwen backs into the ropes and comes back to DECK O-A with a Big Boot that sends her down. But she has the wherewithal to roll onto the apron. Gwen stops her from rolling outside by grabbing her head, though. And she also gets on the apron and lifts O-A up. "What's wrong, clone?" She asked the bleary eyed O-A. "What's wrong?" She slaps O-A's face repeatedly. "Answer your GODDESS! WHAT...is WRONG...?" O-A doesn't answer. Maybe she's out of it...or maybe out of protest. But Gwen's prolonged offense makes her cocky. And she doesn't believe O-A will do ANYTHING to her. So puts her in an Inverted Front Headlock and lifts her...

...and O-A lands on her feet when she is flipped for a Suplex. She has Gwen in her OWN Inverted Front Headlock and jumps off with spinning TO NAIL A ROLLING CUTTER OFF THE APRON AND ONTO THE FLOOR! Another open moment for O-A, but back pain and the rest of her body keep her from moving up!

"Another opening, and Ms. Schaeffer can barely capitalize!" JR said.

"She needs something BIG..." Kari said. "...Something hard hitting."

Gwen gets to her feet right as O-A does, and Gwen turns around RIGHT INTO A BURST OF ENERGY FROM O-A! SPEAR! Spear takes Gwen back down, and Schaeffer gets back up as fast as she can to make it to the ring!

"BURST of energy, Spear! Mighty Spear that takes Gwen back down!" JR said.

"And now she's rolling back in, restarting that count to get more offense in." Said Snob. "Smart for a girl who had thirty percent of her spinal cord misaligned throughout the match."

Schaeffer gets on and stands on it, and then jumps off...and MOONSAULTS onto a downed Gwen! Her finishing Moonsault connects, but Gwen is outside the ring!

"That MOONSAULT! But OUTSIDE the ring! She needs to get back in the ring!" JR said as O-A was already on it.

Schaeffer picks her up and then throws her back into the ring before following suit. And O-A slides in and pins Gwen!

1...

2...

Gwen kicks out, and O-A groan while holding her head.

*Skip*

O-A stands up, and she picks Gwen up and walks her over to the corner. The crowd builds itself up, seeing O-A set up something. And she hooks the head of Gwen while heading to the near right corner and climbing to the second rung.

"Schaeffer missed the Moonsault, going for a Tornado DDT!" JR said.

And O-A jumps and spins off-Gwen CATCHES the gut of O-A with a hard elbow that ends that DDT! And then she kicks the gut and bends for over-ALAKAZAM CONNECTS AND DRILLS O-A TO THE CANVAS! And Schaeffer is flat on them at while Gwen smirks and rushedly hooks both legs for the pin!

Crowd: NOOO!

"Oh NO! Alakazam connects!" Exclaimed JR. "Alakazam connects, and that Edgecution just EXECUTED Aelita's chances!"

Gwen hooks the legs and counts with Woodson!

1...

2...

THE OFFICER KICKS OUT!

"And-no! Kickout! Match STILL LIVES!" Exclaimed JR.

"It's a CCW finishing manuever! You need like FOUR of those and a Hocus Pocus onto a steel chair to end it for Gwen!" Quipped Batista.

The crowd cheers louder, seeing that it isn't over, and KNOWING that the match is not just in Gwen's favor! O-A has a chance! And Gwen...well she was shocked, but then smirked when she knew that she could still keep control. O-A tries getting up, and Gwen is up first...

...but her expression started to waiver when chants of, "OFFICER! OFFICER!" started to spring up. These were the loudest chant a solo MD outside of Blair ever got, and O-A could be seen smiling at the crowd chants...but Gwen seemed...irritated...more than usual with a crowd chant.

"The crowds chanting seems to irritate her." Kari said.

"Why? She usually mutes them." Batista said.

O-A gets to her feet, but Gwen yells out, "YOU WANT YOUR CLONE!? YOUR OTHERWORLDLY FREAK!? THEN HOW ABOUT YOU TAKE HER HEAD!?" And backs up to-KENELLY'S KISS IS CAUGHT! And O-A gets up, staring right in the eyes of YG and pulls her in and FLIPS FOR THE LYOKO HORNET! And O-A runs...and springboards off the ropes...and SPRINGBOARD MOONSAULT RIGHT ONTO THE ALPHA BITCH AND AND IMMEDIATE RUSH INTO THE PIN!

"KENNELLY'S KISS-CAUGHT! THAT MOONSAULT SIDE SLAM! MOONSAULT ADDED ON! Schaeffer into the cover! Schaeffer with both legs hooked IMMEDIATELY!"

"I'll be DAMNED! She just nailed BOTH MOVES in succession! Schaeffer into the cover, this chick has a CHANCE!" Exclaimed Batista.

1...

2...

3!-NO! FOOT ON THE ROPES! THE CROWD THOUGHT IT WAS THREE, BUT IT WAS A FOOT ON THE ROPES!

"Thr-NO! NO THREE! NO TRES! NO WAY!" Jim Ross exclaimed.

"Chick was CLOSE! Give her props for THAT!" Exclaimed Batista. "...Buuut she was too much in a rush. Didn't notice the ropes nearby. So sad."

"And you GOTTA know that Gwen is thanking...well...herself...for those rules that she almost broke earlier." Said Kari.

*Skip*

O-A gets up with the ropes, the crowd chanting still. "OFFICER! OFFICER!" And O-A's moveset, while not VAST, had some add-ons and such she could try. And when Gwen gets up..O-A puts her in a Front Headlock before going for a Suplex...?

"The lift, going for a Vertical Suplex...or maybe a Suplex Powersla-OH! Gwen is down!" JR said.

Gwen was down, and she lifted O-A HERSELF and BRAINBUSTERED her onto her knee! And O-A was trying to get up again...and a LEG DROP BULLDOG (with extra attention with Leg Dropping the back) takes O-Aelita down! And Gwen rolls off of the officer, and then grabs her by the arm. "OFFICER! OFFICER! FREAKY CLONE! UNBAPTIZED SWINE! YOU AREN'T ME! YOU CAN NEVER BE ME! I'M BETTER THAN EMMY!" Gwen chants, motioning for her disciples to chant all of that to drown out the crowd. And then she puts Schaeffer on her back for a Torture Rack!

"And Gwen trying to wreck the back of the officer...and the officer trying to squirm free! But this isn't a move she normally does!" Said JR.

"Adapting on the fly for the situation." Batista said, "Damn it...she's decent in the ring."

Gwen keeps moving up and down, trying to cause more pain for O-A. And even if O-A might want to scream, she keeps herself from doing so by gritting her teeth. But Gwen wanted to hear no cheers...she wanted screams.

...so she goes down and NEARLY SNAPS O-A IN HALF WITH AN ARGENTINE BACKBREAKER!

"OUCH! Bah GAWD what a nasty Argentine Backbreaker!" JR said, "The back of Schaeffer...it isn't doing well..."

And Gwen was not done. She STILL kept the Torture Rack in, and the referee was asking Schaeffer if she wanted to tap out. Of course, even through the pain, Schaeffer PROTESTS and says "NO...". Woodson (Who has a very sweet grandmother who made cookies on Wednesdays amd brought cookies for the FWA staff)...

...So Gwen says, "THEN MY MERCY IS TAKEN..."

...AND DROPS AELITA OVER ONE KNEE FOR A BACKBREAKER...BANE STYLE!

"OOOOH GAWD!" Exclaimed JR.

"Her BACK...HER BACK...OOOH..." Kari cringed.

...But Gwen lifts O-A back up, O-A STILL refusing to scream. And Gwen says, "I'M TIRED OF HEARING THEM CHANT FOR YOU...THE LITTLE HYPOCRITES EXILE ME BECAUSE I CALL MYSELF FIRST & ONLY...BUT WHEN YOU DO IT, IT'S A CUTE PHRASE TO MOCK ME AND THEY ALL LOVE IT..." And Gwen puts her foot to the back of O-A and DRILLS IT with an Inverted Stomp Backbreaker! O-A STILL refuses to scream, but Gwem keeps on her as she tries rolling off.

"I COME FROM SOME OTHER UNIVERSE...SCARED, ALMOST ALONE, WITH NO ONE BY MY SIDE...AND I GET MOCKED...I GET TEASED...I GET EXILED...BUT WHEN A FREAK LIKE YOU COMES HERE THEY GIVE YOU LOVE AND ADORATION...YOU DO JACKSH*T AND GET LOVE WHILE I BUST MY ASS AND GET NOTHING! I WANT ALL THESE HYPOCRITES TO SEE YOU FREAKING SUFFER AT MY FEET LESSER BITCH! I WANT YOUR FRIENDS TO SEE-"

Gwen stops, looking around the audience...trying to spot someone...and them spots The Multiverse Defender group. Kids, tag partner, friends, and of course the lead bucket hat. She takes one look at Blair..."YOU OTHER UNIVERSE FREAKS...IF I HAD TO ENDURE IT, YOU BET YOUR ASS I'LL MAKE SURE YOU ALL FEEL IT TOO! I'M GONNA DROWN OUT ALL THESE CHEERS WITH HER SCREAMS!"

Gwen picks up O-A and puts her on her shoulders again, Argentine style. And she keeps a Torture Rack in, but O-A refuses to scream still...she keeps her mouth closed, giving Gwen NO SATISFACTION...

...SO GWEN GIVES HER A BACKBREAKER ONTO HER OTHER KNEE! AND O-A STARTS TO HOLLER IN PAIN THIS TIME, THE PAIN BEING TOO MUCH TO BEAR!

"DEAR LORD!" JR Shouted. "END IT! END IT! JUST PIN HER ALREADY DAMMIT!"

"THIS ISN'T NECESSARY GWEN JUST END IT YOU BANSHEE!" Kari screamed.

...But Gwen picks her back up...

...And puts Schaeffer on her shoulder again...

...AND DELIVERSE AN ARGENTINE DOUBLE KNEE BACKBREAKER THAT SILENCES O-A! ...And just lays her out...

"GOOD LORD...YOU PSYCHOPATH!" JR shouted.

"THIS BITCH IS A MENTAL HEADCASE!" Batista exclaimed.

"THAT SCHAEFFER BITCH! SHE AIN'T MOVIN'! SHE DONE!" Dashie exclaimed.

Woodson tells Gwen to just END IT...and Gwen chuckles, looking up at Blair...and smiling. She gets down...and cradles O-A's limp head before kissing her forehead gently and laying her down. And now...she hooks both legs.

"Got your wish." JR said. "Now shut up and end it."

Gwen commands Kai to celebrate this occasion with a prayer of thanks...and Woodson counts...

1...

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2...

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KICKOUT! SCHAEFFER KICKED OUT!

"WHAT!?" Exclaimed Batista.

"OH! SCHAEFER KICKED OUT! SCHAEFFER KICKED OUT! SHE'S ALIVE!" Exclaimed JR.

"HOW IN THE...CAN SHE EVEN COMPETE STILL!?" Asked Kari.

"ALL I KNOW IS THAT THAT BITCH GWEN IS ABOUT TO TWEAK!" Dashie shouted.

YG...wide eyes...mouth agape...she couldn't believe it...she was trembling with ANGER...especially whem the BOISTERIOUS crowd just chanted, "SCHAAAEFEEER! SCHAAAEFEEEE!" JUST TO PISS GWEN OFF! And Gwen just stares at O-A...and her mouth is agape when O-A starts trying to GET UP! Her back is KILLING HER...but she has a match to do...and Gwen does not like this...no she doesn't like O-A the survivor...so she picks her up, not giving O-A the privilege of getting up herself. She THROWS her into the far right corner, and then lifts her onto the top. She was going to damage the back even MORE...and so she follows her up there...

...And Gwen grabs the head for a Front Headlock...and drapes an arm over her head...

...and Gwen...

...gets ELBOWS to the neck! With the crowd popping back up, O-Aelita starts trying to fight Gwen off. Tennyson lets go of Gwen, but Schaeffer HEADBUTTS her...and that sends her wobbling off the corner...

...but O-A saves her, keeping her from falling off...

"Aelita saving Gwen, but the question is...why?" JR asked.

O-A pulls a dazed Gwen towards her and starts standing up on the corner...

...and O-A glares right at Gwen and hooks the neck with her arm and pulls her up by her tights...

...

...

...

...AND SCHAEFFER LYOKO HORNETS OFF THE CORNER, OUT THE RING, AND SLAMS GWEN BACK FIRST ONTO A SET OF STEEL STEPS!

"BAH GAWD WHAT A MOVE! THE BACKBREAKERS! ONLY INSPIRING SCHAEFFER TO UP THE ANTE WITH THIS MONSTER LYOKO HORNET!" JR screamed.

"GWEN IS LAID OUT! ABSOLUTELY NEAR COMATOSE ON THE STEPS!" Kari exclaimed.

Crowd: HOLY SH*T! HOLY SH*T! HOLY SH*T!

O-A...pulls herself up via the apron...and she looks over at Gwen...sprawled out on the steps, KO'd...not moving...and Woodson starts his count...and Aelita starts wondering...should she push Gwen in the ring...? Or take the count out win? EITHER WAY...streak ends...but what is better...?

"She's trying to figure out...keep Gwen outside amd end the streak? Or hurt her pride and PIN her?" JR asked.

"Just get the COUNT OUT..." Batista said. "JUST WIN...WHO CARES HOW YOU WIN!?"

"But NOTHING hurts Gwen more than being PINNED!" Said Kari. "MAKE A STATEMENT AND PIN HER!"

O-A looks to the crowd...everyone giving her an answer on what she should do...

...And O-A decides to just GO FOR IT...and she drags herself into the ring and starts going for the count out win! And Gwen isn't moving at all!

1...

2...

3...

4...

"GWEN! GWEN! NO MOVEMENT FROM HER! THIS IS IT! GWEN GETS THE COUNT OUT LOSS!" JR exclaimed, "AND IT'S A BETTER CHOICE THAN HER KICKING OUT!"

5...

6...

...And now Gwen was MOVING...and she rolled herself off the steps...

7...

...and grabs the apron, much to O-A's and the fans' consternation. Gwen drags herself up...

8...

And Gwen gets...on the apron...

9...

AND GWEN ROLLS BACK INTO THE RING! Pained...BUT NO LOSER YET...

"SOMEHOW...SOMEWAY...GWEN LIVES..." JR shakes his head.

"And NOBODY with their own brain likes it." Said Kari.

*SKIP*

Young Gwen and O-Aelita use each other to pick the other up...both trying to survive...

...AND GWEN KICKS THE GUT IMMEDIATELY AND DROPS SCHAEFFER WITH THE ALAKAZAM!

"These two-ALAKAZAM! GWEN IMMEDIATELY INTO THE COVER, FOLKS THIS ONE IS OVER!" Exclaimed JR.

"NOOO!" Kari yelled.

"QUICKER ON THE CHASE, GWEN WAS QUICKER TO PULL THE TRIGGER!" Batista exclaimed

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STILL A KICKOUT! O-A KICKS OUT! And Gwen...she GLARES EVIL at the referee and starts yelling.

"ARE YOU WWE REFEREES STUPID!? DID YOU SH*T YOUR BRAIN OUT YOUR ASS?" Gwen asked. "WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOUUU!?" She screamed at a high pitch tone. She began PUSHING and throttling Chuck Woodson! And then SLAPPED him once! Chuck (whose grandmother was giving a cookie to everyone in the audience personally) shrugged and just sighed. He was sort of a pushover.

...And Gwen went to remove the covering from the near right corner.

"HOLD ON...what is she doing?" Asked Kari.

"She's removing a corner pad!" Yelled JR. "Right in front of Woodson!"

"Woodson DO YOUR FREAKING JOB! STOP BEING A PUSHOVER!" Shouted Batista.

Gwen threw the cover off and-got ADMONISHED by Chuck Woodson, who told her that was illegal! Chuck went to put the cover back on...and Gwen goes over to Grab O-A-who retaliates on impulse and pushes Gwen far off of her AND GWEN HITS CHUCK AND SENDS HIM HEAD FIRST INTO THE EXPOSED TURNBUCKLE!

"OOOH REF DOWN! REFEREE DOWN!" Exclaimed JR. "AND IN THE WORST WAY TOO!"

Woodson is on the ground...and so is Gwen after the push. Aelita is currently trying to stand up...but officials have fo check on Woodson. The poor guy is bleeding from his forehead!

"Ooooh...that's a nasty cut!" Said JR.

"Chuck Woodson's head hitting the corner post!" Said Kari cringed. "OUCH...poor guy. He's so nice. Why'd it happen to the nicest referee? His daughters are so adorable. Oh...I hope they aren't they aren't watching."

Gwen looks up...and smirks at medics coming out to assist Woodson out the ring. "MY will be done you IDIOT...KAI! YOUR GODDESS REQUIRES YOUR PRESENCE!"

"Oh Gwen...ugh, I think she WANTED to find a way to push O-A into Chuck...and O-A just pushed her." Saks Kari. "Wait Kai...?"

Kai gleefully comes over to the ring and steps onto the apron. O-A is slow to get up, but Gwen tells her to finish the match for her. She has grown bored of this match.

"Oh. Oh you're bored, your highness?" JR sarcastically. "Well aren't we sorry?"

Kai enters the ring and picks up O-A...But Schaeffer fights back, pushing Kai away and ELBOWING Gwen down! But then Kai kicks O-A's gut and holds her head!

"Oh come on just somebody STOP THIS." Exclaimed JR.

"This isn't fair but SURE! Let's ALLOW THIS-OOH!" Shrieked Kari...

...AS THE OLDER/OFFICER KARI HAD RAN IN AND BEANED KAI WITH A STEEL CHAIR! The chair THROWN RIGHT AT HER SKULL!

"OH! OH YES!" Exclaimed Kari.

"THE OFFICER! KAMIYA SCRAMBLING SOME FICTIONAL BRAINS! AND SHE'S DRAGGING HER OUT THE RING!" JR shouted.

O-K drags Kai out the ring...and THROWS HER BACK OVER THE BARRICADE where she was before!

"THANK YOU! AND NOW THE FAIR FIGHT!" JR exclaimed as Vaz was hugging Gwen's face at ringside, handing her the purple hedgehog plush toy for good luck. AND O-K STARTS CHASING HIM AROUND THE RING WITH THE CHAIR! And Vaz HOPS back over the barricade before Kamiya could hit him! O-K thumbs Aelita up and makes her way back to her seat to cheers of "THANK YOU! THANK YOU!"

O-A is up, and she walks towards Gwen...but sees the Spin plush toy..and KNOWS something is up...

...AND GWEN THROWS IT RIGHT AT HER FACE!

...And it just bounces right off, all fluffy like. Gwen...well she just deadpans...

"Damn. VAZ YOU FORGOT TO PUT THE LEAD WEIGHT IN IT!?" She screamed as O-A YANKS HER UP BY HER FEET AND PUTS HER IN A FRONT HEADLOCK AND DRAPES THE ARM OVER HER SHOULDER...and looks at Blair...

"AND NOW THE MOVE...THE MOVE THAT MADE GOLDBERG THE MAN!" Exclaimed JR.

O-A lifts Gwen up vertically...

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...and nobody noticed the open zipper on the back of the Spin plus-AS GWEN SMASHES THE SKULL OF SCHAEFFER...WITH THE MASK OF LOKI!"

"WHAT!?" JR yelped, "SHE...SHE STOLE THE MASK OF LOKI FROM THE BACKSTAGE!?"

"THIS...THIS BRAT USED THE MASK OF LOKI! THAT LEAD COMMENT WAS A DIVERSION! SHE HID IT IN A PLUSH TOY!?" Kari yelled.

"OH...OH SHE'S SMART...BUT COME OOON!" Batista yelled.

AND NOW GWEN...LIFTS O-A UP...AND DROPS HER WITH AN INVERTED ALAKAZAM, BACK FIRST ONTO THE EDGE OF THE MASK!

"SON OF A BITCH!" JR screamed. "THERE'S NO REFEREE THOUGH, BUT DAMMIT! THE CRUEL CRUEL IRONY FOR MASK AND SCHAEFFER...HAVING YOUR MASK BEING USED TO WIN A MATCH LIKE THIS...AND LOSING DUE TO A PLUSH TOY THAT LOOKS LIKE YOUR OWN RIVALS' FRIEND IN UWE!"

Crowd: SCREW YOU! SCREW YOU! SCREW YOU! SCREW YOU!

"GET ME A REFEREE!" Screamed Gwen, "GET IT TO ME NOW!"

...But backstage, NO REFEREE MOVED. And it was visible on the TitanTron. Harry Tipper, Leslie Anderson, not even CCW referees like Scott van Buren, Jim Kawaguchi, and Kenny Cashew came out. They REFUSED to entertain this nonsense!

"WHAT THE HELL!?" JR said. "The...referees are on STRIKE!"

"Can...can they DO THAT!?" Asked Batista.

"I mean...I dunno! But they aren't DOING IT!" Exclaimed Kari.

ACW referees, WWT referees, UCA referees, ESPECIALLY XCW referees...they all just WALKED OFF from the gorilla position!

"YOU IDIOTS! DO YOUR FREAKING JOBS AND GET DOWN HERE!" Shouted Gwen.

"GOOD JOB OF YOU, DON'T STAND FOR THIS BULLHOCKEY!" Exclaimed JR.

"ZERO AHAHA HE LOOKS SO FUNNY RAGING!" Kari laughed.

"Treat this like Silent Library and hush up, sir!" JR said.

Gwen, seeing Aelita so much as TWITCH...it prompted her to grab the mask again AND DELIVER ANOTHER INVERTED ALAKAZAM BACK FIRST ONTO THE MASK! "AAAAAAGH!" Gwen screamed. "GET ME A REFEREE OR ELSE!"

NO referee was coming down...NOT ONE PERSON...Chuck Woodson was hurt, and nobody else felt like it.

"SONS OF LESSER BITCHES!" Gwen exclaimed as she got down and PINNED Schaeffer herself. "ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE, SIX, SEVEN, EIGHT, NINE, TEN, AAAAAAAAAGH!" Gwen got up and...well, the Ten Year Old Tyke began STOMPING Schaeffer out and BATTERING her face with the mask!

"This girl has gone MENTAL!" JR said, "And wait hold on hold on..."

Gwen RAGED still...but then she saw out of the corner of her eye...

...ZERO KAZAMA RUNNING DOWN THE STEPS AT BREAKNECK SPEED!

"KAZAMA! WHAT'S HE DOING!?" Asked Kari.

"I THINK HE'S GONNA MAKE THE PIN HIMSELF!" JR exclaimed.

Zero HOPS over the barricade and takes off his shirt, revealing the CCW referee shirt he had at Regal Rumble!

"You...KEPT that on?" Asked Gwen.

"IN THE EVENT OF EMERGENCIES LIKE THIS NOW GO AND PIN HER!" Zero SHOUTED!

"OH SON OF A BITCH NOT LIKE THIS! COME ON!" JR exclaimed.

Zero slides into the ring and Gwen hooks BOTH legs and bends O-Aelita Schaeffer nearly in HALF as Zero goes for the pin!

"DAMN IT DAMN IT DAMN IT!" JR cursed.

And the count!

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SHE GETS THE SHOULDER UP!

"NOOO! NO GO FOR ZERO!" JR shouted as the crowd POPPED!

"SHE SURVIVED! SHE ACTUALLY SURVIVED!" Kari cheered.

"OH LORD LOOK AT THE CONNIPTION FIT ZERO'S HAVING!" Exclaimed JR.

Zero is FREAKING OUT, YELLING for Gwen to pin her again! "THAT NEVER WORKS!" Gwen screams as she picks up O-A.

Crowd: YES! YES! YES!

The Yes Chants are screamed at by Gwen, who tells the crowd to, "SHUT UP!" And Kazama keeps a stoic look on his face. Gwen hooks the neck, deciding for a Vertical Suplex...

...and it was almost OBVIOUS what she WANTED to do, but O-A manages to counter and come down for her OWN Neckbreaker! And Schaeffer rolls on her stomach upon hitting the ground and flailing in back pain. She gets up...and she stumbles...

...and runs and SPEARS A NEAR STANDING GWEN! INTO THE COVER!

"Gwendolyn covered!" Exclaimed JR, "And Zero...YES! The snake is counting!"

"At least he's being FAIR." Batista said.

"Which is more than enough to ask from Kazama." Kari said.

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Gwen kicks out!

"No three! Two! A fair count and STILL two!" Exclaimed JR.

Gwen rolls onto her stomach, and O-Aelita gets up...and backs into the near right corner. Gwen is on the ground...and then she starts to rise. And O-A runs at her and hooks the neck with her right arm. LIFT for The Kneeling Side Slam-and Gwen Arm Drags O-A to counter. O-A tumbles and slowly rises up and SPINNING HEEL KICK dazes the challenger! Gwen stumbles from right to left...but O-A is stumbling more. Gwen stumbling because (even if she won't admit it) she's tired, and O-A's tired AND her face and back hurt. And this gives Gwen the edge to get her in an Impaler...and then twist around and get her on her back...back to back style...

"Gwen...looking for a little magic to bail her out! Vertebreaker!" Exclaimed JR.

...But O-A...she manages to get herself free! And manages to PUSH Gwen off of her and Gwen bumps into Zero, sending him into the corner arm first! And Gwen holds her head and comes back into a gut kick!

...And then a Front Headlock...

...and then a vertical lift...

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...AND SHE FINALLY NAILS THE JACKHAMMER ONTO TENNYSON TO A MASSIVE POP!

"FINALLY! FINALLY! THE JACKHAMMER CONNECTS! AND O-A, OFF THAT POWERFUL SUPLEX POWERSLAM, GETS BOTH LEGS HOOKED!" Jim Ross shouts.

And Zero sighs and goes down to count begrudgingly!

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Zero's holding his arm...and he falls over onto his back and grasps at it! He may have had a cramp!

"What-what the hell Kazama?" JR asked.

"Schaeffer! Gwen hit Kazama into the corner post, and his arm took the damage. I think he's having a cramp!" Batista said.

"Oh yes, right, sure, RIGHT at three, eh?" Kari sarcastically remarked.

O-A looks at Zero...and yells, "WELL USE YOUR OTHER ARM!" And Zero has no reply. The crowd has a reply though.

Crowd BUUULLSHIIIT! BUUULLSHIIIT! BUUULLSHIIIT! BUUULLSHIIIT!

"Oh because of COURSE." Said JR. "Anything to get CCW a win. This damn axis of evil between the two annoyances of Character Championship Wrestling are gonna try and steal it."

Gwen rises up behind O-A...who tries to get up and confront Kazama. Because if SHE can't have a win...Gwen wouldn't either...

"...A NO CONTEST isn't a win for her...her streak would END on a technicality...BUT I'M SICK OF YOU!" O-A shouts as she-BACKCRACKER FROM GWEN! BACKCRACKER FROM GWEN!

"Huh-HEY! GWEN WITH THE BACKCRACKER!" JR exclaimed. "AND ZERO RUSHING DOWN AND COUNTING WITH THE OTHER ARM!"

"OH COME OFF IT KAZAMA!" Exclaimed Kari.

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KICKOUT STILL! SCHAEFFER SURVIVES THE SCREW OVER!

"KICKED OUT! Life STILL in Schaeffer! Life still in Officer Schaeffer! And Kazama and Gwen have NO PLANS in permanently keeping her down!" JR said.

"This is getting RIDICULOUS THOUGH! LOOK!" Kari exclaimed...

...as Gwen grabs the mask once more...and measures O-A...and Zero is doing NOTHING to stop it.

"Hey! I'm the ref. I'm making the rules. If it's No DQ you want...then sure. I never said SCHAEFFER couldn't use a weapon."

"Oh this guy...this COMEDIAN." JR shook his head.

O-A gets up...and she stumbles...right as Gwen comes over with the mask AND GETS A DESPERATION DROPKICK! O-A AND GWEN ARE DOWN! And Zero sees this display and just internally pleads for Gwen to get up. But on the outside, he's just as stoic as he can be.

"These two warriors, BOTH saved by outside circumstances many a time, trying to will themselves to a new lease on this match...and-wait..." JR looks to the stage. "...Oh well whattya know...?"

From the stage to the ramp comes down referee Chuck Woodson! His head is bandaged, and he still has a slight headache. But he had to come back out and finish his job, so he told the men in the back. Also...he couldn't stand seeing his grandmother cry.

"Well it's referee Chuck Woodson coming back down to referee!" JR said.

"Like ZERO is giving up his spot." Said Kari with a groan.

"Excuse me, Mr. Kazama I'm back!" Woodson tells him as he slides in. Kazama just tells him that he's got it and Woodson is relieved of his duties. Woodson, nice guy who donates his time to local charities wherever he goes, doesn't assert himself. But he continues telling Zero he's got this. And Zero brushes Woodson off. Chuck keeps telling him-

"I GOT THIS, FATASS!" Yells Kazama to the stout referee. "Get out!"

Woodson's eyes grow wide, and he looks to the ropes...feeling like maybe he should listen.

"Oh...pushover." Batista said.

Zero watches over the two girls getting up as Woodson exits the ring...

...Gwen...gets to one knee...and then falls over...

O-A gets on hands and knees...and tumbles back down...

"Exhausted warriors...this match has taken a lot out of them..." JR said.

Zero sighs and awaits for them to stand up again...and then Woodson looks to the ring...and feels the crowd chanting, "WE WANT CHUCK! WE WANT CHUCK! WE WANT CHUCK! WE WANT CHUCK!" Woodson scratches his head...but the crowd wants him in there...so he slides back in and tells Zero, "Excuse me, this is my ma-"

AND ZERO CLOCKS WOODSON AND SENDS HIM DOWN! And per referee logic, a punch was practically a megaton bomb as Chuck goes down and holds his head in utter pain.

"Course." Batista rolled his eyes.

Kazama sighs...and decides to go Regal Rumble rules. He kicks the mask into the middle of the two contestants...and basically encourages the first person who gets up can grab the mask. O-A...she gets up...

...and she JUMPS on the mask...

"Schaeffer, grabbing the mask...SHE beat Zero's rules...and now she's gonna beat Gwen." Said Batista. "Good karma."

Zero's face doesn't betray his emotions as he watches O-A get to one knee with the mask in hand...and look at Gwen menacingly...

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...and she THROWS THE MASK FAAAR INTO THE CROWD! TELLING ZERO THAT NO ONE WAS GOING TO PLAY THE MATCH BY HIS GAMES!

"OH COME ON YOU IDIOT YOU COULD BEAT ZERO AT HIS OWN GAME! WIN, DON'T BE A MORAL HERO!" Shouted Batista.

"IF SHE WINS THE MATCH, SHE WON'T WIN IT WITH KAZAMA'S GAMES! SHE WINS IT HERSELF! SHE WINS IT THE WAY IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE WON!" JR said. "SHE BASICALLY JUST TOLD KAZAMA TO STICK HIS RULES WHERE THE SUN DON'T SHINE!"

"MORAL VICTORIES ARE NOT REAL VICTORIES!" Batista said, "You don't go home to your friends and say, 'I lost! But HEY! I was the better person morally today!' YOU CAN'T PUT THAT ON A RESUME!"

"YEAH WELL, IF SHE WINS, THEN IT'S ANOTHER NOTCH ON THE BIG ACCOMPLISHMENT!" Exclaimed JR.

Kazama shrugs as O-A goes back down after that show of bravado, and then turns around as Chuck Woodson is up to his feet. The referee holds his head, his bandages loosening. Zero just tells Chuck to go out of the ring, and-CHUCK WOODSON GRABS ZERO AND THROWS HIM THROUGH THE ROPES!

"OH BAH GAWD, WOODSON GREW A SPINE!" JR shouted.

"HE KICKED ZERO OUT THE RING! HE KICKED ZERO OUT THE RING!" Kari cheered.

"OHOHO NOW THAT'S A BIG BOOOY!" Batista exclaimed.

Chuck yells to Zero, "SORRY SIR...BUT THIS IS MY MATCH! SOMEBODY ESCORT MR. KAZAMA TO HIS SEAT SAFELY PLEASE! SOMEONE WHO WON'T HURT HIM!"

"GOOD JOB MR. WOODSON! GOOD JOB!" JR exclaimed, "NOW LET'S HAVE THIS MATCH RESUME AS IT SHOULD!"

And Chuck turns back to the match, Gwen and O-A standing up via ropes on opposite sides of the ring. Gwen...Schaeffer...come towards each other...and Gwen throws a right (Crowd: BOO!)...and O-A throws a right (Crowd: YEAH!)...Gwen throws a right (Crowd: BOO!)...and O-A throws a right (Crowd: YEAH!)...Gwen throws a right (Crowd: BOO!)...and O-A throws a right (Crowd: YEAH!)...Gwen throws a right (Crowd: BOO!)...and O-A throws a right (Crowd: YEAH!)...Gwen throws a right (Crowd: BOO!)...and O-A throws a right (Crowd: YEAH!)...Gwen throws a right (Crowd: BOO!)...and O-A throws a right (Crowd: YEAH!)...

...and the rights get exchanged faster and faster and faster...

...and then Gwen starts to conquer the striking contest, sending O-A to the ropes. She Irish Whips the officer, and then O-A comes back and UNDERTAKER STYLE LARIAT! O-A lands on her back after that desperate move, trying to will herself up. She doesn't have too much in her personal finish arsenal...but she's going to try and finish this...and so she runs at Gwen again once she's up...

...and GWEN CATCHES HER MID RUN AND TURNS THE SPEAR INTO AN ALAKAZAM!

"ALAKAZAM FROM THE SPEAR, WHAT A COUNTER! SHE CAUGHT THE GIRL IN MID RUN!" JR exclaimed.

"HATED...BUT TALENTED! DAMN HER...AND GOOD FOR HER!" Batista shouted.

"NO! NO! NO!" Kari pleaded.

Woodson makes the count! Fairly!

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O-AELITA KICKS OUT! SHE KICKS OUT OF THE MOVE!

"NO! NO WIN! GWEN STILL HAS A WAYS TO GO! AND GWEN...GWEN CAN'T SEEM TO PUT HER AWAY!"

O-A rolls away from Gwen...and O-Aelita gets up via ropes...and Gwen stands on her own...and says, "Just go down...just do what your goddess tells you and stay down..." She grabs Schaeffer by her head and looks her in the eye. "When your goddess tells your something...YOU DO I-"

SCHAEFFER SLAPS GWEN! And O-A capitilizes! FIREMAN'S CARRY...

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...AND A GTS!

"WHAT A DAMN POT SHOT TO ONE OF HER RIVALS OF THE YEAR!" JR said, "BUT THE KNEE! THE KNEE TO THE FACE..."

And O-Aelita gets up weakly...and she sees the ropes...Gwen down...

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...and she runs to the ropes...and springboards off...AND NAILS HER A MOONSAULT RIGHT ON THE POINT!

"I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! GO KID! GO KID!" JR shouted as the move connected as O-A rolled away in pain. She was DRAGGING herself to Gwen. "MAKE A DAMN NAME FOR YOURSELF AND GO!"

"REFEREE! GET READY!" Kari cheered.

"BIIITCH!" Dashie blurted out.

"GO PUT YOURSELF IN THE HISTORY BOOKS AND PIN HER!" Exclaimed JR.

O-A pins her...hooking BOTH legs...and Woodson drops down to count!

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GWEN STILL GETS A SHOULDER UP! A SHOULDER! ONE INCH OFF THE MAT BUT IT'S STILL UP!

"Thre-NO! NO! NO WIN! NO COUNT! ALL FOR NAUGHT! ALL FOR NAUGHT!" JR shouted.

"I DON'T UNDERSTAND! I DON'T UNDERSTAND!" Exclaimed Kari. "HOW!?"

"AS RESILIENT AS SCHAEFFER IS, GWEN MATCHES THAT RESILIENCY!" Batista said.

And the referee tells O-A that it isn't a count...that what she did only got two...and that disappointed the challenger as she tries to stand up...

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...AND GWEN HAD RUSH UP FROM BEHIND IN A MOVE THAT NEARLY EXHAUSTED HER ENERGY AND PICKS O-A UP FROM THE BACK AND LIFTS HER BACK TO BACK...

"Oooooh...if this moves hits, she's DONE...SCHAEFFER NO!" Shouted Kari.

Gwen moved forward...

...and O-A ESCAPES Hocus Pocus and PUSHES Gwen into the far right corner! O-A backs up and runs forward and GETS A SUPREME LARIAT THAT SENDS HER DOWN!

*Skip*

Gwen...O-A down...she starts climbing the corner...

...and despite being slow...she manages to get to the top...and starts adjusting herself...SOMETHING is gonna finish her...

...

...BUT O-A GETS UP...AND GWEN SEES THIS...

...BUT BEFORE SHE CAN DIVE, O-A RUNS AND BOUNCES THE ROPES, CAUSING GWEN TO GET CROTCHED ON THE CORNER!

"OH! REFLEXES! O-A with REFLEXES!" JR said.

And O-A stumbles herself to the corner...the near right corner...and begins to climb up...and grabs Gwen...and lifts her up to stand on her feet on the top. ...And then has her by the neck with her arm...

...and O-A holds up Gwen...

"She's...she wants one more C4! One more Spanish Fly! One more Moonsault Side Slam...from the top!" JR exclaimed.

And O-A breathes in and-GETS BIT ON THE EAR BY GWEN!

"OH LORD! THE EAR! THE EAR!" JR shouted, "GWEN'S GONE MAD! HOLYFIELD!

"SHE'S TRYING TO CHEW OFF THE DAMN EAR OR SOMETHING!?" Screamed Kari...

...AS SHE STARTS BITING THE NOSE OF SCHAEFFER! AND AS SHE DOES THAT, SHE KNEES HER IN THE GUT!

"WHAT IS HER PROBLEM!?" Batista asked, "SHE NEEDS A DISTRACTION, BUT LIKE THIS!?"

O-A LETS GO of Gwen, holding her bleeding (but still intact) nose and ear...

...and Gwen lifts her onto her...sloppily...but she didn't care WHAT happened to O-A...

"No...NO NO!" Kari pleaded.

Crowd: NO! NO! NO!

"Gwen...Schaeffer on her BACK...ON THE TOP...NO!" JR pleaded as well...

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...BUT SHE STILL JUMPED AND SPIKED O-A ON HER HEAD WITH THE TOP ROPE HOCUS POCUS!

"OOOH GAWD! GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY, SHE KILLED 'ER!" JR cried out.

"NO! SHE'S MOTIONLESS! SPIKED RIGHT ON HER FREAKING HEAD, NO!" Screamed Kari.

"THAT WAS JUST INSANITY...THIS CHICK DOES WHATEVER SHE WANTS TO WIN A MATCH, AND DAMN IF SHE DIDN'T JUST PULL OUT THE ULTIMATE IN MOVES IN HER ARSENAL!" Batista said.

A DIVING PILEDRIVER...sent O-A motionless...and Gwen holds her head...her back...and turns over...she was tired...she didn't want to do this anymore...so she rolls over and pins O-A...hooks a leg...and Woodson counts!

"This was the MOVE...DIVING PILEDRIVER...A DESPERATE ONE AT THAT..." JR sighed.

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"FIVE STRAIGHT!" JR groaned as he commentated. "FIVE STRAIGHT WINS AT THE FWAs! ...And if you didn't call it a streak BEFORE, you should DAMN WELL call it one NOW...STILL undefeated..."

"Popular" can barely be heard, because the boos overtake any cheers. NOBODY wanted this...but they got it...

...and Blader DJ, who was HOPING to announce otherwise...has to ONCE AGAIN say...

"And the winner of this match...Gwen Tennyson..."

"And ONCE AGAIN...she proves her worth." JR said, "One of the best in the business today, without a doubt. ...But she can still go to hell."

"When the next family reunion happens, I'm sure her daddy will want to see her." Said Batista.

Gwen stands over O-A and yells, "FIRST & ONLY, HMMM? IMPOSTERS...NEVER...BEAT...THE ORIGINAL..." Gwen then starts KICKING O-A while she's down, trying to roll her body out the ring. But then BLAIR is at ringside, grabbing O-A from ringside and dragging her out the ring. Like the knight he says he is, he carries her bridal style out of the way and heads towards the ramp to take her backstage. "AHAHA!" Gwen screams. "AHAHAHA! AHAHAHA! AHAHAHA! AHAHAAAA! AHAHAHA! HAHAHAHA! AHAHAHA! AHAHAAA! AHAHAHAHAHA! AHAHAHAHA! YES! TAKE HER! TAKE THE BODY AND BURY IT! BURY IT WITH COLE MACGRATH'S CAREER AND EMMY'S PEACE OF MIND! BURY IT WITH DOUBLE X'S DREAMS OF TAKING MY BELT! BURY IT WITH GOTHAM CITY'S SENSE OF SECURITY! BURY IT WITH MASK'S HOPES AND DREAMS OF EVER GETTING THAT MASK BACK BECAUSE THAT MASK BELONGS TO THE GODDESS OF MISCHIEF...THE GODDESS OF THUNDER...THE GODDESS OF THE OCEANS...THE GODDESS OF THE EARTH...THE GODDESS OF THE HEAVENS...THE GODDESS OF THE SUN AND THE MOON...THE GODDESS OF THE AUTHORS...THE GODDESS OF THE FWM...IT BELONGS TO GWEN...FREAKING...TENNY-"

STERNNESS BY NOAH PLAYS TO A MASSIVE POP!

"OOH!" Exclaimed JR in shock.

(Aaand Gwen looks to the stage...eyes NEAR RED (metaphorically) as she clutches her Title Belt. "HELL NO...HELL NO! DISCIPLES!"

And on cue, the six disciples get up from their seats...

...and Satsuki Kiryuin comes out...BRIEFCASE IN HAND...

"Satsuki...She...she WANTS IT! SHE CAME HERE WITH ONE MISSION IN MIND...END GWEN TENNYSON'S REIGN...AND HER STREAK AS WELL!" Exclaimed JR.

"O-A PUT IM THE WORK, AND SATSUKI IS ABOUT TO REAP THE BENEFITS NICELY!" Kari said.

"BUT NOT IF THOSE DRUIDS GET IN THE WAY!" Exclaimed Batista.

Gwen still stands...and her druids start to move...Kai mask in hand...

...but the crowd is cheering loud...

"YOU BETTER BACK UP, EYEBROWS! I'LL RIP YOU AND YOUR SISTER A NEW ASSHOLE IF YOU COME DOWN HERE! GET YOUR ASS TO THE BACK AND GET TO STEP-"

AND THE OLDER GWEN TENNYSON COMES FROM BEHIND AND LAYS GWEN OUT WITH THE MANNA-BREAKER!

"WHAT!?" Shrieked Batista.

"OH! FAMILY OFFICIALLY FIRES BACK! BOTH OLDER COUSINS OFFICIALLY DISHOWNING THE YOUNGER COUSIN! GWEN ON GWEN VIOLENCE! AND SHE'S RUNNING THROUGH THE CROWD!" Exclaimed JR.

OG runs through the the crowd before the druids get her, yelling, "YOU'RE OUT THE FAMILY!" And Satsuki...starts walking down the ramp...!

...But the druids come in, and boos flood the arena when Kai steps over the barricade with the mask-BUT CASEY LYNCH DIVES ONTO HER!

"WHAT!?" Shouted Batista...again.

JESSICA WILSON, TOMMY VERCETTI, DREW CAGE, HOPE, SPIN, TAMMY, AND CLAUDE SPEED ALL RUN OUT AND START OVERWHELMING THE DRUIDS!

"THE INFAMOUS SIX! AND FRIENDS! THEY'RE ATTACKING GWEN'S DISCIPLES!" JR exclaimed.

ARES GETS DOUBLE CLOTHESLINED BY TOMMY AND CLAUDE, JESSICA NAILS FACIAL RECONSTRUCTION ONTO KAI, CASEY LARIATS BECKY, AND THE DRUIDS ALL GET CHASED OUT OF THE CROWD BY SPIN, HOPE, DREW, AND TAMMY!

Crowd: YES! YES! YES!

...And Satsuki sees this...NO ONE but her and a paines Gwen...and simply starts walking to the ring...

...and fast walking...

...and SPRINTING BEFORE SLIDING IN! And she hands her briefcase to Woodson!

Blader DJ them announces to the world...

"Ladies & Gentlemen, Satsuki Kiryuin is CASHING IN her Diamond in the Mine Briefcase! THEREFORE...this is an OFFICIAL MATCH...FOR THE CCW FEMALE'S CHAMPIONSHIP!"

"ALRIGHT! GET HER! GET HER!" Shouted JR.

Satsuki is BEGGING for the bell to be rung! And-HOMURA AKEMI DRAGS GWEN OUT OF THE RING!

"WHAT!?" Batista asked...AGAIN...

"AKEMI! SATSUKI'S GAIA RIVAL FOR THE INTERNATIONAL TITLE!" JR asked. "HEY!"

KUROKI, SILVERBURGH, MIRCH GET IN THE RING AND START ATTACKING SATSUKI! THE DANGAN CLUB ARE GETTING IN THE WAY! And Homura THROWS Gwen over the barricade and slides into the ring to join in on the attack!

"Satsuki is STILL Briefcase holder!" Said JR. "The bell NEVER RUNG. BUT DAMMIT THE DANGAN CLUB RUINING THE MOMENT!"

Homura directs traffic, telling them to THROW Satsuki out of the ring...

...And The Dangan Club do so, sending Satsuki out the ring. And Homura says, "YOU DON'T GET TO DO THIS ON MY WATCH KIRYUIN! WHEN I BEAT YOU FOR THE INTERNATIONAL TITLE, I WANT YOU WITH ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!"

Homura goes under the ring and grabs a sledgehammer, handing it to Silverburgh before turning back to Satsuki. The other three Dangam Club members stand over Satsuki's briefcase...AND START SMASHING IT WITH THE SLEDGEHAMMER!

"Oh will you people STOP!?" Asked JR.

Homura holds the face of Satsuki and FORCES her to watch as Kuroki and Mirch open the briefcase and Silverburgh RIP THE CONTRACT INTO PIECES! Mirch and Kuroki then SNAP THE BRIEFCASE IN TWO PIECES...and let them drop in the remains of her Title contract. And Homura pushes Satsuki up...and Homura gets on the barricade...and pulls Satsuki up there as well...

...

...AND THEN TIME TRIGGERS HER OFF THE BARRICADE AND NECK FIRST ONTO IT!

"Well there you GO...THERE YOU GO..." Kari sighed as The Dangan Club got NUCLEAR HEAT for their actions.

"SCREW YOU! SCREW YOU! SCREW YOU! SCREW YOU!" The crowd shouts at Homura, who simply ignores them and walks off with her Dangan Club. Satsuki is KO'd next to the barricade...her Diamond in the Mine Briefcase is destroyed...

...and in the crowd, Gwen is stumbling up the steps. Was she scares earlier? ...Maybe...but what matters now is that she is still 5-0...she is still Female's Champion...and once again...Gwen gets what she wants. And those tidbits allow her to stand tall in the audience and hold up her Championship...and declare to the world...

"FIRST...& ONLY...TRADEMARK...I'M BETTER THAN EMMY..."

Back onstage, Casey Lynch and Tommy Vercetti stand with four award trophies on the podium.

"In spite of...what just happened..." Casey groaned, "...We still wanna put on a show...and we gotta do MATCH Awards now. Buuut...we don't wanna waste too much time since NBC doesn't want us wasting more time. They need more time for The Blacklist. ...And whatever show they're gonna cancel next week."

"...These four awards...

...Non-Title Tag Match of the Year: Tag Premier League Finals!

Tag Match of the Year: Winners Take All!

Non-Title Female Match of the Year: The END vs. Team Nature!

Female Match of the Year: Cell on Earth!

GORDON...and Kazama, I guess...COME ON DOWN AND TAKE 'EM AND SPEAK!" Vercetti announced.

Commissioner Gordon had to straight his tie and take a breath, but he did eventually make his way to the stage. As the Commissioner of Character Championship Wrestling, he couldn't help but take delight in the amount of matches from Regal Rumble receiving honors. Zero Kazama was flustered for a completely different reason...but he too made it to the stage, approaching it from the opposite end of where Gordon came from. James took the two Tag Team Match Awards; Zero took the Female Match trophies...

...and Zero was the first to speak: "SPEAKING of déjà vu...our Magnus Champion mentioned that it was one year ago that he was World Champion of the Year, and he did it again...and now, here we are, now THREE YEARS straight with Female Match of the Year, TWO for Non-Title Female Match, and if you want to classify TV Female Match of the Year from 2014 as an equivalent, that is ALSO a three-peat...and it proves and affirms what the entire world, no matter how many screws get knocked loose, knows damn well loud and clear: Character Championship Wrestling is where your eyes and ears receive the BEST Fiction Wrestling on the planet. And with THESE awards in hand...and the fighting Champion, the INCOMPARABLE Females Champion of the World we have at the helm of our CCW XX brand who VERY WELL may have given us our 2016 Match of the Year...I'll make this clear - I have issues with my roster that I WILL expose and I WILL swiftly and effectively deal with on time...but at the very most, I'd also say...that when it comes to bell-to-bell action, we're in a PERFECT PLACE." Zero smirked...ignoring Gordon's blank expression as the XM said this.

"My coworker brings up the awards we've won before, but I'd like to bring a special mention to the awards that are NEW to us this year - the Tag Team and Non-Title Tag Team Match of the Year FWAs," Gordon said, keeping as professional as he could. "All of tonight's Match of the Year winners for CCW will get their time to speak backstage, and you will get to hear from each of them personally because they all DESERVE to have their voices broadcast on this achievement...but this past month for both Ozone...AND XX...has seen our Tag Team Divisions step up in a way ASKED out of them and EXCEEDED with flying colors. The XX Tag Premier League? I would call that a SUCCESS just by virtue of this accomplishment alone. I know it's not one of the ones I'm holding, but the Ambulance Match from Zoe, Bella, Annie and veteran Amy Rose was a Tag Match of a different breed to say the least, challenging the thresholds of violence and vengeance-blood was spilled, but so was clearly passion. And Winners Take All? Championships decided in a match and way NEVER seen before under the CCW banner. And while this is ANOTHER award for Dan Kuso, our Universal Champion's collection...it's the first one for Shun Kazami, his #1 Contender-whom I expect to give his fellow Bakugan Brawler the match of his LIFE when they go for the gold...and the DRAGON KIDS, who tonight have their FIRST FWA after YEARS of chasing one. I don't like to say that FWAs define careers; they don't. Many a talented athlete has stepped into the ring in Fiction Wrestling history with no FWAs to their name. But this one...Max, Enrique, you young boys deserve it. Congratulations from me personally, and congratulations to ALL of our roster for leaving it all in the ring and working their HARDEST to make CCW wrestling the unique product that it is...and thank you...to the fans who've stuck by to support it. We appreciate you, and our talents appreciate you." Gordon nodded. "More to come."

As the two leave the stage, the graphic comes up for The FWAs as Tsuyu Asui's voice could be heard.

We'll be right back to The FWAs. The Male Match awards...and more matches...coming up next! Ribbit.

(Commercial (for best girl))