Now...introducing next, the presenter of Female of the Year...Lara Croft!
The explorer walks onto the stage with a beautiful dress, and waves to the audience. She steps up to the podium and looks out among the crowd, who give her a lot a love and continuously clap for her.
"...Hm." Said Lara, "...Female of the Year...who is Female of the Year?"
The nominees showed up on the monitor behind her...and on your wonderful screen.
Holly Storm [FTW]
Hawkgirl [UEPW]
Xion [CEW]
Franice [TWAE]
Sakura Haruno [WWT]
Arukenimon [FWF]
Rei Ayanami [BTWF]
Sailor Mars [WCW]
Korra [CWF]
O-Aelita [PROGRESS]
Sora Takenouchi [XCW]
Tea Gardner [ACW]
Hikari Yagami [AWF]
Jessica Wilson [UWE]
Haruhi Suzumiya [WWE]
Zoe Payne [CCW]
"...The woman who was the overall best of the year. She didn't need a Title. She was a Champion, a former Champion...may not have won one at all." Lara said, "But these ladies on this list were the best in their companies and the best the companies could share with us. These ladies are females of the year in their OWN companies. The absolute BEST of CCW, UWE, WWE, CWF, WWT, all of them. But...who was the best in the business? The best in the world? Who among these ladies deserve to be Female of the Year?"
Lara opens her envelope...
...but finds nothing inside...
...
...however, the curtains open up to reveal...
...
...a GIANT spider-web that takes up the whole backstage that spells-
"ARUKENIMON OF FWF!"
The crowd gives a HUGE pop as Arukenimon just raises an eyebrow from behind her shades. She...didn't quite expect that. And she made her way out of her seat and towards the stage.
"And FWF WINS a big one! One of THE big ones! Female of the Year is THEIR version of a 'First & Only' Women's Champion, the long reigning Arukenimon!" JR said.
"Didn't Gwen want people to not use that term to describe other Champions anymore?" Snob asked.
"When I start giving a rat's ass about her opinions, I'll tell ya." JR said. "You can shoot me right afterwards."
"Arukenimon picks up the second FWA for FWF, who got their first ever with Carl Grimes vs. Rick Grimes for Rivalry of the Year. BOTH top Champions of their genders hold FWA gold now. Obviously a proud moment for Eunice." Kari said. "...As for Arukenimon...well...I'll just say congratulations."
Arukenimon stands onstage and looks around, holding her trophy and her Title Belt. She shrugs and holds both up, and exclaims, "I was always worth it! And now FWF can't dispute it. The business can't dispute it. For almost a YEAR I held this Belt. And I won't end my reign until I see FIT. I beat the best FWF had to offer. Clementine, Michonne, Beth Green, BOTH Kates, Courtney Yates the disrespectful little troglodyte. I'm sure Oikawa would love seeing this. ...I know I do. A DIGIMON wins an FWA. Now isn't that funny. You humans should do better. I thank only myself and my...MIA friend...and just hope you all love seeing me hold this Belt. Like this company, I'm looking to hold this forever. No one soul will have the clearance to take it from me either. Goodbye."
Arukenimon walks offstage, getting a pop with a very unclear alignment.
"What a show, folks, FWF picks up TWO awards tonight. Though with the award count total, CCW once again runs away with a lot of them...though UWE ALSO helped sweep the awards." Snob said, "WWE is far behind them, and then there are the other companies...INCLUDING first time winners FWE and FWF."
"The awards have been an amazing experience, ladies & gentlemen, and we only have ONE MORE award to go through. Superstar of the Year." Said Kari. "Who will join Spongebob, Ed, Timmy Turner, and Charlie Brown in the category of, 'Superstar of the Year'?"
And the arena can hear the bell ringing three times...and inside the ring, it was Goofy Goof holding the microphone to a very warm reception from the crowd. He came for one night to announce...and he was excited.
"The following contest is a Fatal Fourway Match...and it is The BEST OF THE BEST TOURNAMENT FINALS! A-hyuck!"
"Well ladies & gentlemen, we have ourselves a MATCH." Said JR. "Four men in the ring...only ONE can be called 'The Best of the Best'...but who will it be?" JR asked...
...as "Next Big Thing" by Jim Johnston plays to a VERY loud and very cold shower of boos for the bringer of Armageddon.
"I'll answer your question JR...it'll be THIS guy." Batista chuckled. "THE DOOMSDAY BRINGER."
"Coming our first...representing UEPW and accompanied by Lex Luthor...Doomsday!" Goofy exclaimed as Doomsday walks out while being led by his manager, Luthor. Lex holds onto his arm, and tells him that he should NOT lose focus. Doomsday is...listening. But he's mostly focusing on the part where he greats to smash people in half.
"This literal Kryptonian MONSTER is too dangerous to be in a ring. But Luthor 'tamed' him years ago. Tamed him enough to where he works for HIM and ONLY him." Kari said. "Doomsday dominated throughout the tournament. Godzilla, Timmy Turner, Jesse Alveraz...and now he gets three people standing in his way."
"Three people? More like three VICTIMS." Said Batista. "DOOMSDAY murders ALL. He murdered three guys to get here, he gets three more guys to murder. THESE GUYS are simply tiny roadblocks."
"Never discount smaller guys, bitch!" Dashie shoutes, "That Billy bitch ass, he got MADDER...when his team lost! And he was all on Luthor's bald ass! He DEMANDED he win. And bitch...I'm scared for Lex. He lose this...uh-oooh bitch."
Doomsday walks around, awaiting his next victim...and near snarling...
...
I will be your deadman
With nothing but this blood on my hands
Stuck in your "wonderland"
I just want to make you bleed like me
"Reasons" by FWB plays to a huge pop in favor of the boy coming out!
"Next, representing CASZ...Ganta Igarashi!"
Ganta jumps out and jumps around excitedly on the stage before running down the ramp and sliding into the ring!
"Ganta Igarashi, representing CASZ. The company filled with characters who are barely known to the mainstream calls themselves The Underground. And Ganta wants to represent that underground." Said JR.
"THIS BITCH...he is my pick." Dashie said, "I love a good underdog story, bitch! This bitch Ganta DESERVES this win! He had to FIGHT!"
"Shock roll up on A-Mach, a win against Ares via Nation interference, and defeating Jason after Annabeth interference was negated by Rorschach interferencw0e got him here. And many may say he's lucky to be here." JR said. "But he EARNED his way here. He earned it through his own skill. He had a few breaks, but for the most part...he's gotten here because of his hard work and determination."
"Ganta is a woodpecker? ...Well damn, little birdy...don't get cooked by Doomsday." Said Batista.
Ganta gets on the apron and raises a finger, the underdog getting loud cheers as his mucic dies down...
...
...But then "Cuban Pete" by Jim Carey plays to THUNDEROUS cheers!
"And here comes the FAVORITE! The overall favorite to win!" Exclaimed JR.
They raved about Sloppy Joe
The latin labarrio
But Havana has a new sensation
He's really a modest guy
Although he's the hottest guy in Havana
And here's what he has to say
The Mask comes out im a colorful shirt with colorful frilly sleeves! He shakes his hips and his maracas, tipping his black hat before shaking his maracas. He then removes these clothes and runs down the ramp and slides into the ring.
They call me Cuban Pete
I'm the king of the rhumba beat
When I play the maracas I go chick chicky boom, chick chicky boom
"Coming to the ring next...representing XCW...The Mask!"
"The Mask beat lost his mask via Egypt running wild and ripping it off of him in the second round." Said JR. "And Kari I know YOU are are supporting this one full stop."
"I love his story. And the monologue really made me feel for him." Said Kari. "He is a star in the making. And he has wanted this shot since 1995. He's wanted NOTHING but a win here."
"This guy is...decent." Snob said, "But...he's still a tag teamer..."
...and the lights get dim...and Ipkiss was on the apron when carnival music comes on...
"...But this guy? Main event ready." Said Cinema Snob.
...and then "The World Belongs to Me" by My Darkest Days plays...
I look to the sky but there's nobody watchin'
Left here behind, all alone and forgotten
So now the world belongs to me
The world belongs to me
...and Chris Raynor comes out with Harley Quinn, and the hammer weilding lady says, "GO GET 'IM TIGER!"
Raynor walks to the ring with a small smirk...he wasn't cocky...no he was thinking of ways to clip wings, fell monsters, and rip away masks.
"Raynor is a man with bad bad thoughts...thoughts involving his family and his upbringing...but mostly he has thoughts honoring his way. But UWE didn't use him for almost a year." Said JR. "And he decided that instead of waiting...he'd jump in HIMSELF and he joined the team of The Royal Hand."
"The Hand lost out at Pride & Glory. But they're looking for a major win here. ...But what would happen if they lost?" Kari asked.
"You better hope The Hand wins...because they're going to run wild across The FWM amd go on a RAMPAGE." Snob said...with a chuckle.
Raynor gets in the ring and stands in the near left corner while crouching. He stares at Doomsday in the near right corner...while Ganta is in the far right...and Mask in the far left corner...
...and referee Leslie Anderson stands in the ring, inspecting everyone...
...
...and when that is done, the referee calls for the bell to be rung!
"And here we go!" Exclaimed JR, "The fight for the best!"
"Who is going to win the tournament? Who will be Best of the Best?" Exclaimed Kari.
And Raynor RUNS himself at the biggest man and POUNCES on him! He pounds on his back and keeps at the punches, while Ganta runs over and kicks the legs of Doomsday and Mask grabs the face and goes to town with rapid fire punches! BUT DOOMSDAY JUST ROARS AND PUSHES THEM ALL AWAY! And he RAMS his shoulder into Raynor and sends him FLYING across the ring! Mask is given a CHOP that sends him down! And then Doomsday runs and BIG BOOTS Ganta out the ring!
"The match hasn't been more than a minute and yet look at THIS!" Exclaimed JR.
"...WOW...what power." Said Kari said.
"TOLD you. Big WINS." Batista said. "Big ALWAYS win."
*Skip to abouuut...12 minutes in*
The Mask throws right hands at Doomsday, and then bounces off the ropes and comes back a HARD right elbow that sends Mask on his back. The green one stands up, and Raynor stands on the top of the near right corner and jumps off-RIGHT INTO THE HANDS OF DOOMSDAY! Ganta runs into the ring, and Mask and Ganta run the ropes and Double Chop Block both legs of Doomsday! And this takes the big man down to complete a Crossbody from Raynor!
"They got Doomsday off his feet! They finally get him right where they want him!" Exclaimed JR.
"You have to DOUBLE TEAM the big man before he goes down. And this is TRIPLE team. And-EUROPEAN UPPERCUT!" Kari shouted.
Raynor Uppercutted Doomsday as he got on his knees, and Ganta followed it up with a Superkick! This made Doomsday wobble...
...and Mask delivered a Reverse STO to take him down!
"Mic Check connects, but no one covers Doomsday because they all see that they have each other to deal with!" Kari said.
"SOMEBODY gotta cover a bitch though!" Dashie said.
Ganta and Mask roll Doomsday out the ring, and this allows Raynor to Double Clothesline them when they both turn around! Raynor picks Ganta up and he grabs the neck and lifts him for a Package DDT-but Ganta spins out of it and CHOPS the chest of Raynor! And then he jumps up and Jawbreakers him on the way down! Raynor stumbles to the ropes, and Ganta runs towards Raynor-who moved out the way and lets Ganta hit the ropes. Raynor turns and DUCKS a chair shot that CLOBBERS GANTA AND SENDS HIM OVER THE ROPES!
"Oh LORD what a dodging manuever!" Snob exclaimed, "Poor Ganta got BASHED...all because Raynor was MUCH too smart ahaha."
"Ganta is OUT the ring, and it's just Mask left. And The Mask turning around and getting a QUICK Chop Block from Raynor from the FRONT!" JR said.
Mask falls over, and Raynor grabs his own neck and FORCIBLY cracks it before picking up The Mask. He grabs him from behind and delivers a Rayn-Storm (Olympic Slam) that plants Ipkiss back first onto the canvas! And now Stanley rolls slowly onto his side, with Raynor hovering above him...standing tall and staring eerily at Mask. "Hiding behind a mask is pathetic, green man...reveal your true face..."
The crowd chants loud, "MASK! MASK! MASK!"...but this means so little to Raynor. He picks him up and grabs him for a Cradle...
...but no hold, Mask fights out of it by SCRAPING at Raynor before PUNCHING him in the neck repeatedly! Chris lets go, and The Mask runs the ropes and pulls back-POP UP and EUROPEAN UPPERCUT! Mask's head LANDING right on that steel chair from earlier!
"Ouch! What a LANDING! This guy nearly SPLATTERED onto that chair!" Exclaimed Snob.
"The Mask landing HORRIBLY on the chair, and Chris Raynor is PLEASED..." JR said.
"Oh no Mask!" Kari said. "Hopefully he doesn't have any bad head injuries!"
Raynor goes down and pins Mask, hooking BOTH legs for extra leverage.
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2...
Mask kicks out, and he tries to roll off the chair, but Raynor only smiles and picks Mask up by his head. He puts him in a Cradle hold and holds him upside-down...
...but Mask starts wiggling...
...and then he starts kicking...
...
...and then he starts inching up...
...and grabs the waistband of Raynor AND WEDGIES HIS UNDERWEAR...
...or at least he would if Mask could find it. Hanging upside-down, Mask's expression was still clear...he wasn't touching underwear...
...but it seems Raynor LIKED THAT...or at least he liked the disappointment in Mask's face.
"Why wear anything that can be used against me?" Raynor asked with a devilish grin.
"Oh that's...EW..." Batista shuddered...alongside the wide-eyed Mask.
"Well ladies & gentlemen, THIS is the highlight of the show!" Exclaimed Snob. "Touching bare man ass! Good job Mask!
Mask nearly heaved, saying, "Well that's going to stick with me!"
And Raynor-GETS A MISSILE DROPKICK FROM A RECOVERING GANTA! This disrupts The Rayn of Terror on the chair, and Ganta gets big cheers as he turns over to see Mask with a bottle of hand sanitizer...DOUSING his hands in it. "Think I felt a LEGO..." he said before Ganta grabs onto him and-MASK takes him down and grabs onto his legs! The crowd gives a HUGE cheer as Mask yells out, "TIME FOR SOME GREEN BABAAAY!" And starts SWINGING Ganta!
"The Green Cyclone starts its revolution! And the crowd counting along! 3...4...5!" JR exclaimed.
"I think they're counting wrong..." Snob said.
"Crowd's can't count swings to save their lives." Batista groaned.
Mask (according to the crowd) is up to 15 swings...
16...
17...
18...
19...
20...
Keep on counting folks!
...But now CHRIS RAYNOR grabs Mask from behind and trips him up! And in the center of the ring, he keeps hold of Mask's legs while Mask keeps hold of Ganta (who is too woozy to try and get away). The crowd...DO NOT believe what Raynor is about to do.
"Hold on...HOLD ON...what is he doing?" Asked JR.
"No way, he isn't." Chuckled Snob, "If he does this..."
"Raynor might be a bit strong, but he can't be that strong." Kari said.
"No but he might be that CRAZY to try it!" Exclaimed Dashie said.
Raynor holds onto him tight...and starts ACTUALLY SWINGING MASK WHILE MASK HOLDS ONTO GANTA!
"Now ladies & gentlemen, WHAT a FEAT! I haven't seen anything LIKE THIS!" JR exclaimed.
Mask was SCREAMING for the ride to stop, while Ganta was nearly about to throw up. Despite not liking Chris, the crowd HAD to at least applaud for this...because why not? This was different.
"WHAT THE HELL? WHAT THE HELL?" They chanted in confusion and awe.
"Raynor swinging a chain of two people...okay NOW I've seen the highlight of the night." Snob chuckled.
Raynor lets go of Mask, who lets go of Ganta. Ganta rolls BACK out the ring, and Mask rolls to the ropes. He attempts to get up, and Raynor himself starts stumbling towards Mask. The Mask stumbles to his feet, and he stumbles backwards towards Raynor, who was HOPING for this...and-MASK NAILS A DESPERATION STUNNER! And that makes Raynor even MORE dazed. And Mask turns around AND NAILS THE SMOKIN' END (Mic Check) ONTO THE CHAIR TO RAYNOR! And Mask rolls himself on top of Raynor!
"Chris Raynor! Chris Raynor DROPPED, and Mask hooks the leg!" Kari cheered, "Mask DETERMINED...he WORKED for this! TWENTY YEARS of work have paid off!" Exclaimed Kari.
"Raynor hitting that steel chair, Mask into the cover, HE'S GOING TO HAVE HIS DREAMS COME TRUE!" Exclaimed JR.
"Oh no no, HOLD ON Raynor! You HAVE to be kidding me!" Snob exclaimed, "You're MUCH better than that! Get up!"
Leslie Anderson goes down to count as Mask hooks the leg! Raynor is OUT!
1...
2...
DOOMSDAY PULLS MASK OUT BY HIS FEET! Doomsday holds Mask over his head and runs to the barricade...behind the Spanish and Japanese announce tables...and THROWS MASK RIGHT INTO THE AUDIENCE AND ONTO A FEW FANS AND WRESTLERS!
"GOOD LORD, HE MAY HAVE JUST TAKEN OUT SOME PAYING CUSTOMERS! THEM AND WRESTLERS IN THE AUDIENCE ARE DOWN!" Exclaimed JR.
"Doomsday cares NOT for ANYONE BUT HIMSELF. And Luthor...he's getting worried." Snob said.
"Yeah cause bitch about to get folks KILLED!" Dashie exclaimed.
In the ring, Raynor tries to get up on all fours...and Ganta springboards off the ropes and LEG DROPS his face right into the chair! Doomsday had Mask in the audience. Doomsday had gone ROGUE. And Luthor...he MAY have lost control of him!
"NO! DOOMSDAY! BACK IN THE RING! BACK IN THE RING!" Exclaimed and PLEADED Luthor as Doomsday was THROWING Mask into audience members as they both traversed the audience! He knocked over Cloud Strife, he BARRELED through Rainbooms to get to Mask. He picked up the Mask and grabbed him by his neck...and THROWS HIM INTO THE XCW AUDIENCE CROWD, KNOCKING OVER SEVERAL XCW WRESTLERS AND STAFF MEMBERS! And Doomsday ROARS...it echoing throughout the arena as Mask tries to crawl away...
...and Ganta leans on the ropes, holding his head and stomach while Chris tries to get up. The crowd (that isn't in Doomsday's path of destruction) starts to cheer wildly as Ganta waist for Raynor to stand up...Luthor is PLEADING for Doomsdsay to get BACK to the ring!
"And while Luthor loses all control, Ganta has FULL control of this match! The Woodpecker awaiting Chris Raynor to stand up!" JR said.
"The underdog got some TRICKS, man! He got SOME TRICKS!" Dashie exclaimed.
Ganta grabs onto the back of Raynor and-gets Snapmared over Raynor's shoulder! BASIC wrestling 101! Chris gets up and Shoot Kicks the chest of Ganta so stiffly once he gets up, that Ganta starts coughing and nearly has shortness of breath! Ganta falls to the mat, clutching his chest. And Chris rolls his eyes heads to the far right corner. He stands on the second rung, awaiting Ganta to stand up...
"Raynor is smart AND strong...is he a flyer too?" Snob asked.
"No...no he isn't..." Said Kari. "Why is he going to the corner?"
"Something new from The Book of Raynor?" Asked JR.
Raynor jumps off the corner and-MISSES as Ganta rolls out the way! Raynor crashes, missing his Diving Bionic Elbow and rolling as well. He gets back to his feet and spies Ganta on his feet. Chris runs, and Raynor ducks him and QUICKLY grabs the neck and DELIVERS THE WOOD-PECK, DRIVING THE KNEE INTO THE BACK AFTER THAT SIT-OUT REAR MAT SLAM!
"THE WOOD-PECK CONNECTS! THE WOOD-PECK CONNECTS TO THE BACK OF RAYNOR! Ganta has NO ONE on him, Doomsday's just in the audience and Mask is being beaten on!" JR exclaimed.
"Raynor! RAYNOR GET UP!" Snob pleaded.
"GANTA! GANTA WITH THE PIN!" Exclaimed Dashie, "YEEES!"
1...
2...
RAYNOR KICKS OUT!
"OOOH!" Dashie leaned back in his chair and rubbed his face. "DAMN MAN..."
"Raynor SURVIVES, GANTA NEEDS TO KEEP ON GOING...DO NOT STOP..." Kari said.
*Skip*
Doomsday picks up Mask...
"...Oh...um Y'ALL...Y'ALL...Y'ALL WE NEED TO MOVE!" Dashie shouted as he BOOKED it out of there!
"DASHIE'S RIGHT, LET'S GOOO!" Exclaimed Batista...
...AS MASK WAS THROWN RIGHT ON TOP OF THE ENGLISH COMMENTARY TABLE THAT WAS ON A STAGE IN THE AUDIENCE!
"HOW THE HELL DID HE GET HERE!?" JR asked. "WHY THE HELL DID THEY GET HERE!?"
"BECAUSE DOOMSDAY JUST DON'T GIVE A DAMN!" Snob exclaimed.
In the ring area, Raynor picks up Ganta from the apron and Suplex-doesn't go because Ganta comes back down to Hot-Shot Raynor onto the ropes! And Ganta rolls out the ring, knowing that it was time he started getting a bit rougher. And so he digs under the ring...
...and pulls out a TABLE.
"Ladies & Gentlemen, we have TWO table in use here." JR said, "One being set up and the other being torn DOWN..."
And indeed, Doomsday was ripping everything off the announce table...
"Ganta setting up the table behind Raynor...but now he's looking for something else..." Kari said.
...And Ganta goes under the ring and pulls out...something he says he really needed...
...barbwire.
"Good Lord in Heaven, he's about to use that barbwire for EVIL purposes..." Said JR.
*Skip*
Ganta, barbwire wrapped around the table, sees Raynor stand on the apron. And Ganta runs over and trips him up by pulling his left leg out from under him! And he falls back first onto the hard apron! And now Ganta went into the ring...and he awaits a standing Raynor...
"Oh...OH he's for one thing...BABRWIRE MASSACRE..." Said JR.
And Ganta awaits for Raynor to stand...
...and DOOMSDAY lifts Mask onto his shoulders...
"Oh my goodness..." JR said, "LUTHOR CONTROL YOUR MAN, ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!"
But Luthor LOST control of Doomsday. And Doomsday LOST control in general.
Ganta runs towards a standing and dazed Raynor...
...and Doomsday ROARS...
...
...
...
...and DOOMSDAY D5s MASK RIGHT THROUGH THE ANNOUNCE TABLE
...WHILE RAYNOR MOVES OUT THE WAY AND LETS GANTA CRASH AND BURN RIGHT THROUGH THAT WOODEN BARBWIRE TABLE!
"TWOOO! TWO AT THE SAME TIME! MASK...HE MAY BE BROKEN IN HALF!" Exclaimed JR.
"AND GANTA MIGHT JUST BE BROKEN PERIOD!" Batista shouted.
"LADIES & GENTLEMEN, THE UNIFIED TABLES BREAKING WAS BROUGHT TO YOU BY HOME DEPOT...THEY DON'T MAKE 'EM LIKE THEY USED TO! Batista cheered.
"MASK...MAY BE OUT...!" Kari cringed at seeing their table destroyed.
"WE PUT THIS DAMN THING OUT HERE SO IT WOULDN'T BE BROKEN!" Exclaimed Snob.
"DAAAAAAAAAMN BIIIIIIIITCH!" Dashie just screamed because he couldn't articulate well.
Raynor looks behind him..and sees Ganta bleeding in a pile of wood and barbwire...
...and Doomsday stands over the decimated body of Mask, letting out a huff of air.
Raynor jumps off the apron and grabs Ganta's body. The body of Ganta is covered in cuts, scratches, and blood...
...and Chris actually wipes some blood off of Ganta and tastes it. "...It seems failure runs through your blood...I can taste it..."
...But then Raynor sees Doomsday RUNNING towards the ring!
"Well Doomsday NOW remembers HE HAD A MATCH! He's making a BEELINE for the ring!" Exclaimed Kari as Luthor yells for Doomsday. "...Poor Mask."
"It's practically a Triple Threat now!" Exclaimed Snob, "Hell, maybe just one on one! Hahaha Raynor...has to contend with...Doomsday...well damn..."
Raynor quickly rolls Ganta into the ring and then slides in himself! Doomsday BARRELS through MORE audience members, from Joan Rivera to Lady Deadpool and even Scorpion and Mars! And Doomsday hops over the barricade as Raynor RUSHES to pin and hooks both legs!
"Pin time, Anderson down!" Batista said.
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2...
DOOMSDAY CAME IN AT THE NICK OF TIME AND DRAGS RAYNOR OFF OF GANTA BY HIS FOOT!
Luthor: YES! YES! FINISH HIM, DOOMSDAY!
"ONLY A SECOND EARLIER...IF ONLY HE HAD THE PIN A SECOND EARLIER..." Snob said.
"Doomsday with the foot, Raynor up!" Batista said.
"MULE KICK TO THE MIDSECTION!" Exclaimed Kari.
"Raynor is RESOURCEFUL, that much you can't take from him!" JR said.
Chris manages to get his foot free due to that, and he grabs the steel chair and swings it so hard...that when it connects to Doomsday's skull, the "SMACK!" sound it makes ECHOES throughout the arena...
...and there is a GIANT DENT IN THE SEAT OF THE CHAIR! And the big man stumbles before falling onto one knee!
"WHAT A DAMN SHOT, DID YOU HEAR THAT!?" Asked JR. "People in SPACE could hear that shot!"
Raynor KNOWS he can't Rayn of Terror him...so he runs the ropes with the chair and jumps up and SLAMS the seat into the face of Doomsday! This takes him down, and Doomsday holds his skull in utter pain. And Chris throws the dented chair RIGHT into the crowd, not caring WHO it hit or WHO caught it. Call it...a souvenir. Raynor grabs the braid on Doomsday's head and KNEES the face of the behemoth! REPEATEDLY. And now he heads to the second rung of the near right corner. Raynor stands on it, staring down...
...and NOW he jumps off and NAILS his Diving Bionic Elbow on his head! And now Raynor runs to the ropes as Doomsday tries to stand...
...and Raynor springboards off and NAILS A SPRINGBOARD IRON FIST THAT DROPS DOOMSDAY!
"THAT EUROPEAN UPPERCUT TAKING DOWN DOOMSDAY, THE LAST OF AN ENTIRE BARRAGE OF ATTACKS! IS IT OVER!?" JR asked. "RAYNOR BEAT THE GIANT!?"
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2...
DOOMSDAY SITS UP WITH RAYNOR IN HIS HANDS...
...and DOOMSDAY JUST FALLAWAY SLAMS RAYNOR CLEAR OVER THE ROPES AND RIGHT ONTO THE WOOD AND BARBWIRE PILE!
"OOOH DEAR MERCY!" JR cried, "CHRIS RAYNOR JUST SENT ON AN EXPRESS FLIGHT...COURTESY OF DOOMSDAY AIRLINES!"
"DESTINATION...IRONY CITY, BITCH!" Dashie exclaimed. "MAN THIS MATCH GOT ME USIN' WORDS LIKE 'IRONY'!"
Raynor WRENCHES and ARCHES his back in ABSOLUTE PAIN...he is bleeding from his back, and it will be a pain to rip the barbwire from skin...
...but Doomsday cares little for that. After kicking away several weapons Ganta had thrown in earlier, he made his way to The Woodpecker. He picks up Ganta, who went through the table already and was bleeding from his front. His face was covered in cuts and blood and it got to a point where Ganta could barely see due to blood getting in his eyes.
"Ganta...barely standing...and I think Doomsday-what?" JR said...
...as Doomsday lifts him-POWERBOMB NEGATED FROM THE SLEDGEHAMMER SHOT TO THE SKULL! Ganta in the Prawn Hold holding a hammer he got from the ground and carried up with him!
"Resourceful kid!" Dashie exclaimed, "AND HE JUST KEEP ON HITTIN' HIM! DAAAYUM!"
Ganta KEEPS AT IT, HEADSHOT AFTER HEADSHOT AFTER HEADSHOT! And finally, Doomsday FALLS OVER backwards! Doomsday TRIES TO GET UP, BUT GETS A SECOND ROPE DIVING SLEDGEHAMMER SHOT TO THE NADS!
"GOOD LORD, GANTA MOVES FAST-OOOOOOHOOOOO LORD JESUS IN HEAVEN, WHAT WAS THAT!?" JR cringed.
"OH GAWD...OH...OH...NOOOOOOO MAN NOOO!" Batista squirmed in his chair.
"WHEN THE TOUGH GET GOING...THE TOUGH GET SLEDGEHAMMERS TO THE SACK!" Kari laughed.
"THAT ISN'T FUNNY YOU SICK BITCH, THE HELL!?" Snob whined. "GANTA YOU DICK...!"
Doomsday tries rolling onto his stomach...because he felt some serious pain...
"DAMN THE BUSINESS STANDARDS FOR MAKING DOOMSDAY GET PAIN RECEPTORS DOWN THERE!" Luthor yelled, WORRIED for Doomsday...and HIMSELF. If he had hair he'd be ripping it off.
"Luthor is INCENSED. He is NERVOUS." JR said.
"His monster isn't so bad, eh?" Kari said.
"Well...not so bad if Ganta wants what I think he does..." Snob said.
Ganta pats the sledgehammer...as Doomsday starts getting up...
...and he wants a sledgehammer aided Wood-Peck...
...the crowd starts chanting, "GAAANTAAA! GAAANTAAA!"
...and Igarashi-GETS HIS LEG GRABBED BY LEX LUTHOR!
"HEY LUTHOR LET GO!" Kari yelled.
"YOU BALD ASS BITCH GET TO STEPPIN'!" Exclaimed Dashie
"WHAT IS HE DOING!?" Asked Snob.
"HE'S TRYING SAVE HIS DAMN JOB, THAT'S WHAT HE'S DOING!" JR answered.
Ganta tries shaking Luthor off of him, but the tycoon just holds on TIGHT! So Ganta just SLAMS THE HAMMER BELL INTO THE SKULL OF LUTHOR AND SENDS HIM CRUMPLING TO THE GROUND FOR A HUGE CHEER!
"Well Luthor got what he deserved!" JR said, "Good on ya! Take your loss like a real-OH DOOMSDAY!"
"DOOMSDAY WITH GANTA ON HIS SHOULDERS! LUTHOR STALLED GANTA ENOUGH FOR HIM TO RECOVER!" Kari yelled.
Ganta had run RIGHT into a lift, AND DOOMSDAY PLANTS GANTA WITH THE D5! DOOMSDAY INTO THE COVER!
"THE POWERHOUSE FINALLY WINS IT, COME ON DO IT!" Exclaimed Batista.
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"WHAT THE HELL, HOUSE!?" Asked JR.
RAYNOR slides back in the ring and he grabs Ganta and THROWS him out of the ring! And Harley Quinn is JUMPING for joy at ringside!
"The King of The Royal Hand, sizing up Doomsday..." JR said, "CARBON FOOTPRINT!"
"THE KIND OF BOOT MATT MORGAN WOULD LOVE!" Kari said.
Quinn tells House and Raynor to finish him, and The Chrises pick Doomsday up...
...and then keep him bent over...
...AND THEN BOTH LIFT DOOMSDAY...AND LET HIM FALL ON HIS HEAD WITH ALL THAT WEIGHT VIA A DOUBLE RAYN OF TERROR!
"A DOUBLE KNEELING CRADLE PILEDRIVER!" Kari exclaimed.
"IT TOOK TWO FOLK TO PUT DOWN DOOMSDAY! THAT ISN'T FAIR!" Exclaimed Batista.
"ALL'S FAIR IN LOVE AND WAR!" Snob exclaimed. "BRING IT HOME BOYS!"
Chris House tells Raynor to WIN...and Chris turns and leaves-BUT NOT WITHOUT GETTING A SPEAR FROM RORSCHACH!
"And-RORSCHACH! THE CASZ CAVALRY!" Exclaimed JR.
The Watchmen vigilante stands over Chris, but then Raynor BOOTS Rorschach down! "THIS RAYN OF TERROR WILL COMMENCE WITHOUT INTERFERE-" AND HE IS INTERRUPTED BY EDWARD ELRIC'S AUTOMAIL CLOTHESLINE LEVELING HIM!
"ED ELRIC! SHUTTING RAYNOR DOWN!" Exclaimed Kari. "AND THE CASZ DUO HOP OVER THE BARRICADE AND LEAVE!"
NOBODY is standing. NO ONE. Ganta is DOWN outside the ring...Doomsday is DOWN in the ring...Raynor just rolls outside the ring...
"This looks like a WAR ZONE..." JR said, "Like a tornado came and RIPPED through here!" JR said.
"So much INTERFERENCE from different allies!" Exclaimed Kari as the crowd began cheering.
"But which one is going to capitilize first?" Asked JR. "Who is going to be able to take advantage?"
"I think I know who!" Shouted Kari. "LOOK!"
...THE MASK WAS STANDING UP IN THE REMNANTS OF THE OLD TABLE...AND HE WAS LITERALLY FUMING FROM HIS EARS!
"WELL I'LL BE DAMNED HE'S UP! HE IS BACK IN THE LAND OF LIVING!" JR exclaimed.
"OH LORD NOT THIS GOOFBALL!" Batista yelled. "DOOMSDAY KILLED YOU! STAY DEAD!"
"MASK, PUTTING FACE PAINT ON...AND NOW HE JUST STUFFED A STEEL CHAIR DOWN HIS BACK!" Kari exclaimed.
"WHY...!?" asked Snob, "WHY!?"
"HOW CAN PEOPLE LIKE DUMB STUFF LIKE DEADPOOL HANGING AROUND REAL TITLES LIKE THE WORLD TITLE!? SOMEBODY...DOOMSDAY, PLEASE MURDER HIM AGAIN!" Batista pleaded.
The Mask, shirt down his back, MAKES A BEELINE THROUGH THE CROWD AND TOWARDS THE RING!
"GO GET 'IM MASK!" Kari shouted as the crowd chanted!
"YES! YES! YES!"
Mask HOPS over the barricade and runs right to the ring, hopping onto the apron and climbing onto the top of the far right corner...and EYEING DOOMSDAY...
...AND NAILS A CHAIR-AIDED HI-DE-HO SENTON BOMB OFF THE TOP ROPE ONTO DOOMSDAY!
"SENTON BOMB ONTO DOOMSDAY! THE CHAIR AIDING! PIN HIM MASK, PIN HIM!" Exclaimed Kari.
"NO NOOO! THIS IS BS!" Batista shouted, "BS!"
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"AND THR-NO!" Kari yelled, "HOW!?"
"AHAHA BIG GUYS TIME TO SHINE!" Batista exclaimed.
"YOU CANNOT DISPROVE DOOMSDAY'S SKILL...HE JUST CANNOT BE PUT DOWN!" JR shouted.
Mask gets up, shaking the chair out of his shirt and just crouches. Doomsday is going to stand up...
...BUT GANTA BULLDOGS MASK!
"Ganta back in it! And The Woodpecker runs as fast as he can, injuries be DAMNED!" Dashie said.
Ganta runs the ropes and Mask Back Body Drops him! And now Mask-DUCKS a Big Boot from a groggy Raynor and turms around when Raynor does the same...and Mask faces Chris and swivels his hips from side to side...and now acts as if he's got a pair of maracas. And then he punches Raynor once...punches Ganta once...
...and then stops...and them say, "Chicky Boom, Chick-Chicky Boom!"...
...and them delivers a BIG right hook to a near standing Doomsday! This semds the big man back down, and this allows Mask to grab him from behind...and Ganta joins in...and so does Raynor...
...AND DELIVER A RING SHAKING BACK SUPLEX!
"AND THE DOOMSDAY EQUATION TAKEN OUT THE MATCH! BACK TO A TRIPLE THREAT!" Exclaimed JR.
*Skip*
Ganta dives off the top and MASK AND RAYNOR GO DOWN! Ganta gets up, stumbling to the ropes...and he gets on the apron...
...and he dives off the ropes and springboards RIGHT INTO A CATCH FROM MID-AIR FROM CHRIS! AND THEN A TOSS ONTO HIS SHOULDERS!
"WHAT KIND OF POWER IS THAT!?" Asked JR. "SNATCHING IGARASHI FROM THE AIR!"
"THAT IS WHY HE IS THE COMPLETE PACKAGE JR!" Snob said. "SPEED, POWER, BRAINS, DURABILITY!"
...RAYN-OUT! The Wasteland connected! And Raynor gets to his knees and pins Ganta!
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GANTA KICKS OUT!
"WHAT!?" JR was shocked as the audience popped and cheered LOUD for Ganta!
"KICKING OUT OF THE RAYN-OUT!" Exclaimed Kari.
"THAT'S WHY HE MY PICK, HE GOT THAT HEART!" Dashie shouted.
"WATCH RAYNOR EAT THAT HEART!" Exclaimed Snob.
Raynor picks Ganta up...
...and then runs-RIGHT INTO THE SMOKIN' FINISH! IMMEDIATE PIN FROM MASK!
"OH! SMOKIN' FINISH!" Exclaimed Kari.
"GOOFBALL CAUGHT RAYNOR!" Said Batista.
"THE PIN! THE COVER!" JR said.
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And Mask gets up in shock...and he-GETS THE WOOD-PECK FROM GANTA! GANTA PINS MASK!
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KICK OUT! MASK KICKS OUT! ALL THREE COMPETITORS DOWN...BUT NOT OUT!
Crowd: THIS IS AWESOME! *CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP* THIS IS AWESOME! *CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP*
"The BLOOD, SWEAT, AND TEARS shed in this match come from these WARRIORS...ALL FIGHTING FOR GLORY..." Batista said.
"These people...each one deserves The Gold in the Fort Briefcase!" JR said. "EACH ONE deserves glory...each one deserves stardom...BUT WHO is gonna get it? WHO STILL HAS THE ENERGY TO REACH FOR THE BRASS RING...BREAK THROUGH THE GLASS CEILING...GO FOR THE GOLD!?"
Ganta gets up...and Raynor gets up...
...and Raynor ducks a run and sends Ganta RIGHT over the ropes! Raynor throws a right, which Ganta ducks and them counters with a high kick to the jaw!
Crowd: GAAANTAAA! MAAASK! GAAANTAAA! MAAASK!
A Small Minority: HOUSE OF RAYNOR! *CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP*
And Ganta-IS PULLED OFF THE APRON BY DOOMSDAY AMD FALLS RIGHT ONTO HIS SHOULDER!
"DEAR LORD DOES ANYTHING PUT HIM DOWN!?" Asked JR.
AND DOOMSDAY RUNS AND SPINEBUSTERS GANTA SO HARD, GANTA ACTUALLY GOES THROUGH THE JAPANESE ANNOUNCE TABLE!
"SOMEBODY BROKE IT!" JR exclaimed, "NOBITO & SUNEO, I HOPE THEY'RE OKAY, BUT THAT TABLE HAD A REPUTATION!"
"DOOMSDAY IS ENRAAAGED! DOOMSDAY WENT BERSERK! HE'S GOING WILD!" Snob screamed.
Doomsday goes at ringside and DRAGS RAYNOR OUT OF THE RING BY HIS FOOT! BUT RAYNOR SLAMS A SLEDGEHAMMER INTO THE JAW...
...AND THEN RAYNOR STARTED BITING THE FACE OF DOOMSDAY!
"THIS GUY IS GONNA DO WHATEVER IT TAKES TO WIN!" Exclaimed Snob.
BUT DOOMSDAY RIPS RAYNOR OFF AND GETS HIM ON HIS SHOULDERS...
AND HE D5s RAYNOR...BUT THE SPANISH ANNOUNCE TABLE DOESN'T BREAK AT ALL! HE GOES SPLAT ONTO THE SPANISH ANNOUNCE TABLE!
"WHAT FORM OF SORCERY IS THIS!?" asked Snob.
"YO MAN PANTERA & LOCO HAPPY AS HELL!" Dashie shouted.
Pantera & Loco celebrate at Raynor's and Ganta's expense...
...and Doomsday ACTUALLY RIPS THE FAR LEFT TURNBUCKLE OFF OF THE RING! AND HE STARTS RIPPING APART THE APRON!
"DOOMSDAY LOST IT! DOOMSDAY HAS NO CONTROL LEFT...ALL HE KNOWS IS DESTROY!" Exclaimed JR.
"THE AUDIENCE, US, TABLES, THE RING...NOBODY SURVIVES DOOMSDAY!" Batista said.
Doomsday gets in the ring and AND RIPS APART THE FAR RIGHT CORNER POST...but Leslie Anderson goes over to admonish Doomsday-AND GETS A BIG BOOT TO THE JAW!
"DOOMSDAY JUST DESTROYED ANDERSON! THIS MATCH MIGHT NEED TO BE CALLED AND DOOMSDAY BANNED FROM COMPETITION-OH LORD HE'S ATTACKING CAMERA MEN!" JR screamed.
Doomsday BIEL TOSSES a camera man from outside the ring, LARIATS a few trainers, BIG BOOTS the timekeeper, AND ACTUALLY GRABS A THE G.O.B. FROM UEPW AND D5s HIM ONTO THE BARRICADE GUT FIRST! HE HAS ABSOLUTELY WENT WILD!
"THIS BITCH IS A LIABILITY! I'M SO SCARED, I'M USING WORDS LIKE 'LIABILITY'!" Dashie cried.
"HE'S RIPPED THE RING APART, HE'S DESTROYED THE ANNOUNCE TABLES, HE'S RIPPING APART THE BARRICADES, HE'S BEATEN UP OFFICIALS!" Kari yelled, "WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON!?"
...and ACTUALLY GRABS A PINK HAIRED AUDIENCE MEMBER IN A PINK DRESS (next to some Colombian kid) BY HER NECK!
"OH FOR HEAVEN'S SAKE!" JR yelled.
"THIS GOT OUT OF HAND!" Exclaimed Kari. "OH LORD!"
"MR. BILLY YOU NEED TO EITHER BAN HIM OR GET BANNED!" Screamed Cinema Snob.
Doomsday SCREAMS AND ROARS in the not-so-lazy girl's face! And he PICKED HER UP OFF THE FLOOR...AND HE CARRIES THE COLOMBIAN KID WHO JUMPS ONTO HIM BY FREEING UP A HAND-and LUTHOR runs over!
"NO! STOP!" Pleads Lex, "DOOMSDAY PLEASE LET HER GO...! SHE ISN'T THE TARGET...HELP ME HELP YOU, DOOMSDAY, WE NEED TO WIN! YOU NEED A WORLD TITLE!"
Doomsday BARELY registered what Luthor said and began trying to slam the girl, but them Doomsday had his arm grabbed by Luthor...and Doomsday SHOVES Luthor off!
"His own damn HANDLER can't even handle him!" Snob said.
"WE NEED TO CALL THE LEAGUE, GET SUPERMAN, DO SOMETHING!" Kari suggested.
Luthor gets up, ANGRY, and FORCIBLY turns Doomsday's face to him! "LISTEN TO ME DOOMSDAY...I. AM. TRYING. TO. SAVE. OUR. JOBS! IF YOU LOSE HERE, YOU WILL NEVER GET ANOTHER SHOT...UEPW WILL BE DONE WITH YOIR OLD ASS..."
Doomsday GLARES into Luthor with his soulless eyes...and then Luthor says, "DESTROY MASK...END HIS DREAMS..."
...and Doomsday...DROPS the girl and steps back from the audience. He turns all his attention to IPKISS.
"I...I think Luthor tamed the beast...!" Snob said.
"We're SAFE...Mask isn't, but we are!" JR said.
"Come on guys." Batista chuckled. "Luthor and Doomsday are tight. Doomsday LISTENS to Luthor. We were always safe."
"Oh hush up Dave...I almost got a damn coronary." Said JR.
Doomsday gets in the ring and stomps over to Ipkiss. Stanley was up but dazed, and Doomsday just spins and D5-IS TURNED INTO THE SMOKIN' FINISH!
"OH HELL HE REVERSED IT! HE ACTUALLY REVERSED IT! MASK DROPPED DOOMSDAY!" JR exclaimed.
"WHAT!? NO! NOT AFTER THAT COOL RAMPAGE. NO!" Batista yelled. "STANLEY YOU BITCH!"
"SMOKIN' FINALE CONNECTS! AND STANLEY...HE'S TRYING TO HELP LESLIE ANDERSON TO HIS FEET!" Kari, "COME ON LESLIE, COME ON MASK!"
Mask gets up and helps Leslie get up as well. He drags Anderson towards Doomsday...and then lands on him and hooks the leg!
"NO DAMMIT NO!" Screamed Batista, "TIRED OF VANILLA MIDGETS BEATING BIG GUYS OFF OF FLUKES!"
NOBODY wanted Doomsday to win now, so EVERYONE got on their feet as Anderson makes the count...and Luthor SCREAMED AND CRIED, "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
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"OH DEAR LORD!" Yelled Snob.
"WHAT!?" Kari is in ABSOLUTE SHOCK.
"HE WASN'T DOWN!?" Asked Dashie. "WHAT DA HELL!?"
Doomsday throws Mask onto his shoulders and D5s IPKISS ONTO THE MAT!
"D5! SURPRISE D5, IPKISS DIDN'T SEE IT COMING!" JR exclaimed.
Doomsday, stumbling and holding his head, goes down for the pin and puts both hands on Mask...and Anderson counts!
"ANDERSON...COUNTING...IPKISS IS DOWN, I CANNOT BELIEVE IT..." JR said.
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"DOOMSDAY IS YOUR FOURTH BEST OF THE BEST! DOOMSDAY, TWO DECADES AFTER HIS CAREER STARTED, GETS ONE OF THE BIGGEST MOMENTS IN HIS CAREER!" JR SHOUTED as the crowd just HISSED AND BOOED as the bell rings! DOOMSDAY STANDS UP...STOICALLY...NO ROARS...NO GESTURES...HE STANDS THERE WITH NO MOVEMENT...AS IF CONTEMPLATING...WHILE LUTHOR SLIDES INTO THE RING ON HIS KNEES, CLUTCHING HIS HEAD IN ABSOLUTE SHOCK AND AWE!
"YEEES! FINALLY! BIG MEN ARE FEARSOME ONCE MORE!" Batista celebrated, "NO MORE BEING ELIMINATED LAST IN BATTLE ROYALES BY PLUCKY SMALLER GUYS, NO MORE INTERFERENCE LOSSES, NO MORE BEING FODDER FOR HEROES...DOOMSDAY HAS BROUGHT LEGITIMACY BACK TO BEING A BIG POWERHOUSE! DOOMSDAY IS YOUR BEST OF THE BEST IV WINNER!"
"...Mask..*Sighs*...THIS...unsafe HAZARD to wrestling is BEST OF THE BEST..." Kari said in a sad tone.
Luthor grabs onto Doomsday and SHAKES HIM, but Doomsday moves nary a muscle. A complete 180 from minutes before. Goofy, who was scared for his life, just said...as clearly as he could...
"Here is your winner...and BEST...OF THE BEST..." The Goof said in-between shakes, "Gawrsh...DOOMSDAY!"
"This man is DANGEROUS..." Batista said, "He broke DECADES of stereotypes. Super Heavyweights will NO LONGER just be FODDER! DOOMSDAY IS BEST OF THE BEST, AND GOD HELP EVERY WORLD CHAMPION RIGHT NOW! TYSON BLAKE, DAN KUSO, SUPER MARIO, BEN TENNYSON, TAI KAMIYA, NARUTO UZUMAKI IN ACW AND WWT, KIRA YAGAMI, REGIME SUPERMAN, CARL GRIMES, RED-DUST, APULIA, DAVIS MOTOMIYA, AND ANY OTHER WORLD CHAMPION; I DON'T CARE IF YOU HAVE A WEAPON, A STABLE, OR A FREAKING NUKE! DOOMSDAY IS COMING FOR YOU, AND HE IS GUARANTEED TO BE YOUR NEXT. WORLD. CHAMPION!"
And fire works EXPLODE all around the arena and burst forth from the stage! And Luthor starts leading Doomsday from the ring and up the ramp. The regal chair awaited Doomsday...and so did his ring.
...and on the stage, an explosion could be heard! ...And next to the banners ln each side of the 'Tron with Dekisugi, Kuso, and Satsuki...next to Satsuki's banner came rolling down a banner that said...
DOOMSDAY - BEST OF THE BEST IV
...complete with Doomsday's picture.
"They had banners pre-made for everyone in the tournament." Said JR. "Doomsday gets his used."
Doomsday is led by Luthor to the right side of the ring, where a chair awaits him. Luthor motions for him to sit in it, and Doomsday does so...allowing an unnamed worker to put the Best of the Best ring on Doomsday's finger. "Next Big Thing" dies down gradually, and TW walks out with a microphone.
"Doomsday...congratulations!" TW announced on the mic, trying to stay professional and not throw shade at Lex, "People hate you and you are a liability to this business and a lawsuit waiting to happen...but you won. Doomsday...Luthor...you get mic time. What does this win mean for you?"
TW gives Lex the mic, because he didn't feel like being near Luthor or anyone associated with VKM so closely for that long. So he stands to the side to let Luthor speak.
"Tonight, Doomsday and I have proven why we deserve to be at the top." Lex Luthor said. "For years in UEPW, I have led Doosmday to the top, and that also included ending Captain America's undefeated Destined for Glory streak at DFG 22. But for the past few years, one thing has alluded us: a world title. Now that Doomsday has won his match, he will be able to cash in his Gold in the Fort briefcase on ANY world champion that he so chooses. It doesn't matter who that champion is because Doomsday will destroy them. Doomsday could cash in on any of UEPW's world titles, FWE's world titles, the UWE Omega Championship, UCA's world title, either WWE or WCW's world titles, or even the CCW Magnus Championship."
Lex then looks at each of the world champions as he says this. "For far too long, Doomsday has not held a world championship, and thanks to the Gold in the Fort briefcase, Doomsday can FINALLY become world champion again! And it doesn't matter who tries to stop us. Doomsday is going to become world champion again. So it doesn't matter if Maverick and Rugal, Force, the Valiants, George Bluth and Mr. Billy, TW and Ken Anarchy, or even Zero FREAKING Kazama try to stop us, the matter of the fact is: DOOMSDAY is going to DESTROY anyone that stands in his path! NO ONE is going to stop Doomsday from cashing in whether they like it or not! And if anyone tries to do so, well, then they'll get destroyed by my client! So in the end, Doomsday is going to be world champion once again and NO ONE is going to get in his way! So to everyone that's a world champion: WATCH OUT because Doomsday is going to DESTROY you!"
Lex then looks at the world champions again as well as the bosses of each company.
TW takes the mic back...and then looks at Doomsday. "...If you have any words...or thoughts in your head...please share." He was...being sarcastic mostly. But he handed Doomsday the mic and walked off.
Doomsday shoots a glare at the world champions and their bosses.
"When Doomsday cashes in...DOOMSDAY WILL DESTROY YOU!" Doomsday roared.
Doomsday continues to glare at the world champions and their bosses in order to intimidate them.
"...Thank you...Doomsday..." TW said, taking a stroll and walking away from the stage to let Doomsday and Luthor have their moment.
"There you have it folks...your main event...Mr. Gold in the Fort...DOOMSDAY..." JR said. "...Every company should watch out..."
"Oooh yes they should." Batista said as the crowd continued to boo.
We switch back to the stage for the awards once more...and we get a list of names...
Jesse Alvarez [FTW]
Bowser Jr [UEPW]
Strider Hiryu [CEW]
Tails Prower [TWAE]
Jake Long [WWT]
Rick Grimes [FWF]
Shinji Ikari [BTWF]
Deadpool [WCW]
SpongeBob Squarepants [CWF]
Jontron [PROGRESS]
Capricorn [FWE]
Tai Kamiya [XCW]
Naruto Uzumaki [ACW]
Daisuke Motomiya [AWF]
Tyson Blake [UWE]
Vegeta [WWE]
Liu Kang [CCW]
...behind Tommy Vercetti & Casey Lynch, who tried their bests to hide their disappointment.
"We had a lot of awards to get through...and we have ONE MORE to do, folks." Vercetti said. "SpongeBob, Ed, Timmy Turner, and Charlie Brown. What do they have in commom? ...Besides being money making juggernauts for big franchises? ...They're Superstars of the Year. ...They also are all basically kids...or man-children...they're also not four of the brightest bulbs in The Christmas tree...also-"
"TOMMY TOMMY...I think they get it." Casey put a stop to that ramble before it got worse.
"Just making sure." He replied, taking a swig of drink from a flask.
"Who...is the best wrestler on the planet?" Aaked Tommy. "Who wowed us the most? Who made us entertained? WHO...IS SUPERSTAR OF THE YEAR FOR 2015...?"
Tommy opened the envelope...
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"STRIDER! HIRYU!"
A robotic hawk then soars through the air with a sudden screech, snatching the Award off the podium before returning into the crowd where it perches itself on Hiryu's fore-arm before handing it's master his award. The Strider then looks at both his CEW World Heavyweight Championship and his Superstar of the Year Award...and being a man of few words, simply raises them both into the air victoriously once he's gathered his thoughts.
"...Brief man." Said Vercetti as the crowd continuously clapped. "WELL HEY! He's a quiet guy! BUT WE AREN'T! WE WANNA THANK YOU BEAUTIFUL BASTARDS FOR WATCHING US ON THE TUBE AND COMING TO THE SHOW! THAT HAS BEEN THE FWAs 2015! AND I WANNA THANK EACH AND EVERY COMPANY FOR JOINING, ESPECIALLY GPW'S COMMENTARY TEAM! GOOD NIGHT FOLKS! GOOD FREAKING NIGHT!"
"YEAAAH!" Casey runs off the stage and JUMPS into the crowd, crowd surfing as they carry her off. And The GPW Commentary team were seen clapping as the scene shows the audience as a whole. And Tara Strong's original voice can be heard.
That has been The FWAs, ladies & gentlemen! This show has been brought to you by DJ Aelita's debut album, "Plan A", Bud Light Lime: "We Can't Get Any Nastier", and Valve's "Half-Life Thr-" BHWAHAHAHA YEAH RIGHT!
And the show finally comes to a close as pyro and confetti fall around the stage.
A/N: I could give an excuse for why this is late. But either way...the last part is officially updated. It was on FF if you wanted to see it thay bad. But here it is! The final update! CEW's Strider Hiryu is Superstar of the Year!
Honestly I did get sidetracked. But next year, I won't.
Give it up for your judges: Forcewalker as head judge, GalacticRam, DarkDragon, and David the Shining Ice as the other judges!
Hope this was a fun event overall!
ALSO...Doomsday is Mr. Gold in the Fort. If you want Doomsday to cash in in your company, PM Billy otherwise known as on here as Billythekidd015
Now...let us await The 2016 FWAs with glee!
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