A/N: So in Saints Row IV, when you have two or more Homies and you do nothing for a few minutes, the Homies will say a bit of extra dialogue. And before anyone aggressively and/or annoyingly points it out, I do know that not every character is featured here. I don't know that much about Saints Row 1 characters like Ben King or Tanya, and I'm trying to find any sort of thing I could do with Cyrus or New Shaundi.

Matt Miller

M: So, Katrina. I'm…sorry about what happened to your sister and niece.

K: I don't wanna talk about it.

M: I understand, but…just know that I'm here for you.

K: *Sniff* Gloria was almost six months old.

M: Oh you poor thing. Had she learnt to talk yet?

K: A little. It was still mostly gurgling though.

M: *Chuckles* I always did love how you took such great care of her.

K: What was that?

M: Nothing.

C.I.D

K: So you're actually a robot?

C.I.D.: Correct.

K: Cool.

C.I.D.: Had you not seen many robots before meeting me?

K: Not in person *giggles* but who doesn't love robots?

C.I.D.: Many do not, Miss Maximoff, when they are being attacked by them.

K: Yeah, but you wouldn't do that, would you?

C.I.D.: I see no reason to.

Classic/Fun Shaundi

CS: You really love that big gun of yours, don't you?

K: He has a name, you know.

CS: Really? What is it?

K: Manny.

CS: Alright. Wait, just how friendly are you two? Do you take him to bed with you or somethin'?

K: Sometimes.

Asha

A: Matt told me about you, Katrina. I want you to know that I don't accept any wildcards on my team. Keep your act in check.

K: Okay, sure. How much did Matt tell you?

A: Enough.

K: Did he tell you about the time I was given two contracts from two different people to kill the other person, and if I didn't fulfil the contract they would hunt me down, and so instead of choosing I killed both of them and had my sister hack into their bank accounts and transfer twice as much as they had agreed to pay me?

A: No…

K: Good, because that definitely didn't happen *giggles*.

Pierce

P: There's somethin' that's been buggin' me. Why you always wearing black and blue? Were you in the Deckers or something?

K: My sister was a member of the Deckers. I didn't get in, so I went to what I did best.

P: Shooting motherfuckers through the head.

K: Exactly.

Kenzie

Ki: Would you stop looking at me like that?

K: Why do you hate Matt so much?

Ki: Oh I don't know; it could have something to do with the fact that he tied me up and left me on the floor of a cargo boat back in Steelport.

K: Oh…

K: *Laughs*

Ki: What's so funny?

K: I'm just imagining you wriggling around like a fish.

K: Oops.

Ki: What now?

K: I just remembered the last time I was tied up. *Giggles* Oops.

Veteran Child

V: Wow, you're like, really tiny.

K: Thanks?

V: Oh no, it's a compliment. Name's Veteran Child. What's yours?

K: Kat.

V: Kat, huh? Cute. Is that a nickname for something?

K: People I like call me Kiss. People I don't like call me Kat.

V: Oh…oh…dammit.