A/N: So in Saints Row IV, when you have two or more Homies and you do nothing for a few minutes, the Homies will say a bit of extra dialogue. And before anyone aggressively and/or annoyingly points it out, I do know that not every character is featured here. I don't know that much about Saints Row 1 characters like Ben King or Tanya, and I'm trying to find any sort of thing I could do with Cyrus or New Shaundi.
Matt Miller
M: So, Katrina. I'm…sorry about what happened to your sister and niece.
K: I don't wanna talk about it.
M: I understand, but…just know that I'm here for you.
K: *Sniff* Gloria was almost six months old.
M: Oh you poor thing. Had she learnt to talk yet?
K: A little. It was still mostly gurgling though.
M: *Chuckles* I always did love how you took such great care of her.
K: What was that?
M: Nothing.
C.I.D
K: So you're actually a robot?
C.I.D.: Correct.
K: Cool.
C.I.D.: Had you not seen many robots before meeting me?
K: Not in person *giggles* but who doesn't love robots?
C.I.D.: Many do not, Miss Maximoff, when they are being attacked by them.
K: Yeah, but you wouldn't do that, would you?
C.I.D.: I see no reason to.
Classic/Fun Shaundi
CS: You really love that big gun of yours, don't you?
K: He has a name, you know.
CS: Really? What is it?
K: Manny.
CS: Alright. Wait, just how friendly are you two? Do you take him to bed with you or somethin'?
K: Sometimes.
Asha
A: Matt told me about you, Katrina. I want you to know that I don't accept any wildcards on my team. Keep your act in check.
K: Okay, sure. How much did Matt tell you?
A: Enough.
K: Did he tell you about the time I was given two contracts from two different people to kill the other person, and if I didn't fulfil the contract they would hunt me down, and so instead of choosing I killed both of them and had my sister hack into their bank accounts and transfer twice as much as they had agreed to pay me?
A: No…
K: Good, because that definitely didn't happen *giggles*.
Pierce
P: There's somethin' that's been buggin' me. Why you always wearing black and blue? Were you in the Deckers or something?
K: My sister was a member of the Deckers. I didn't get in, so I went to what I did best.
P: Shooting motherfuckers through the head.
K: Exactly.
Kenzie
Ki: Would you stop looking at me like that?
K: Why do you hate Matt so much?
Ki: Oh I don't know; it could have something to do with the fact that he tied me up and left me on the floor of a cargo boat back in Steelport.
K: Oh…
…
K: *Laughs*
Ki: What's so funny?
K: I'm just imagining you wriggling around like a fish.
…
K: Oops.
Ki: What now?
K: I just remembered the last time I was tied up. *Giggles* Oops.
Veteran Child
V: Wow, you're like, really tiny.
K: Thanks?
V: Oh no, it's a compliment. Name's Veteran Child. What's yours?
K: Kat.
V: Kat, huh? Cute. Is that a nickname for something?
K: People I like call me Kiss. People I don't like call me Kat.
V: Oh…oh…dammit.
