Thump
You might be thinking, how would a small thump be enough to wake the mighty Yang Xiao Long? Well, at the time I was only seventeen, so I couldn't help it.
I woke with a start, wondering what could have made that sound. I would have thought it was a rock or something, but to sounded more like a shoe to me. So, ignoring everything, EVERYTHING I had learned from horror movies, I decided to find out what it was.
I slid out of bed and found my Attack On Titan sword replica. Slowly walking out into the hallway, I made sure to not wake up the whole house by not stepping on the floorboards that creaked(seventeen years in the same damn house will teach you stuff like that).
I noticed the light in the kitchen was on. Okay, maybe Ruby just put her shoes on just to go get a midnight snack- NOT. Did you think I was that stupid? Did you?
Anyway, I looked around the corner, and saw… drumroll please… a SEXY as ALL FUCK faunus looking through our fridge. Yup, even then they seemed hot. Just looking at that butt though… wow… AH! Sorry, just… nevermind.
So, as you can imagine, I was pretty scared. I decided to just test them, see if they were alright. So…
"Um… hi?"
She suddenly turned around, some crazed fear in her eyes. I noticed that on her jacket(I had figured out it was a female cat faunus(and yes, I felt like I was in an anime)), there was the logo to the White Fang, a group my household hated and feared. Like any normal household, yes, but they sure weren't your everyday ISIS. Anyway, I asked what a normal, confused, teenage girl would ask: "What are you doing here?"
She looked around, then suddenly grabbed one of our kitchen knives. "S-stay back! I don't wanna hurt you!"
I slowly walked towards her. "Um… why would you hurt me?" I asked her.
"I-if you dare call the cops, y-you'll need to die!"
Of course, I was taken aback by this. But, I remembered what mom said…
So, I asked, "Why would I call the cops?"
She stared at me. "W-what?"
"Why would I call the cops? I can tell you're crazy hungry, cause the only big part about you is your butt."
She blushed. "Well… I just… I…"
I laughed. "It's fine. You can even stay the night if you want."
She lowered the knife. "R… Really?"
"Yeah." I facepalmed. "Oh my god, where are my manners!?" I held out a hand to her. "I'm Yang. Nice to meetcha."
She was hesitant at first, but then put the knife down fully and clenched my hand. "Call me Blake."
"Blake… I like that name!"
She snorted. "That makes it sound like you're naming a child. What are you? Pregnant?"
I laughed again. "Are we gonna get you something to eat or what?"
She smiled, making me fist pump on the inside. "Of course."
