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The best thing about a prank war is that many people always want to join in on the fun. They see the amusement others have and feel, they too, can bring something funny to the table. Many tv shows were created because of this. Some pranks were very funny. Some were done in extremely poor taste. The good part comes from doing it with friends and then spreading the hilarious stories with others. Being a part of a super hero prank war meant that the participants couldn't really share the stories with the people around them. They could, however, talk about them to other super hero teams. Slowly, but surely, this little war was catching on.

Sexy Bitch

"So then Barry fled. I can't say I blame him. Oliver's mean face is kind of scary even if you are the fastest man alive," Felicity said. She enjoyed rehashing the Team Flash pranking. Their team was filled with just as many oddballs as her own. "I do have to say, Barry looked quite fetching in pink. I wonder if Cisco could make me one of those."

Thea tried to control her laughter long enough to say," That makes so much sense now. He's been muttering the word pink a lot and I couldn't figure out why. He wouldn't answer me when I asked. Oh my god, poor Flash. Oliver is never going to look at him the same."

"No he is not." Felicity muttered, smiling. "And did you hear what he did to Cisco?"

"Something about Captain Cold icing his apartment?"

"Not something. That's exactly what happened. Apparently that pissed off Cisco's previously criminal girlfriend and she got Caitlin and Iris to get Barry back."

"Is that why everyone thinks Barry is gay now? I mean, I always kind of thought it. Did you see his ass in those red pants?"

Felicity laughed," You should see him out of those pants." She stuttered," Uh I mean not that I've ever seen him out of them. I've seen him in jeans. Or in a suit. Not that I was really looking! Specifically. Maybe accidentally?"

"You better hope Oliver never hears you repeat any of that." Thea chuckled. "Speaking on things Ollie shouldn't hear, what was it like lip locking with a speedster? Do you think-" She was cut off.

"Stop right there missy! I know where you are going with that and that isn't happening. I would like a PG conversation about Barry, thank you! At least from now on."

"Do you think he can vibr-"

"No! No, no. no, no! Not going THERE at ALL! LALALALALALALALAAA." Felicity left the room with her fingers in her ears. She was thankful she knew Oliver and Thea's place so well because she closed her eyes too. She was not about to have that conversation with anyone, let alone Thea.

"Okay, okay! No more mentioning of Barry's super-powered unmentionables." She chased Felicity into the kitchen, grabbed drinks from the fridge, passed one to Felicity and said," On a safer subject, I've been thinking. What if we start pranking our boys? We can do a team up too and get Laurel to help."

"Ooo. Definitely not a safer subject and definitely Oliver first. I've got to think of something good." Oliver needed a little stress relieving and fun-oriented chaos in his life.

"Uh, I'm not pranking my brother and good luck finding anyone who would." Thea was brave but she was also quite smart.

"I would. I really, really would. So would Laurel. He wouldn't do a thing in retaliation either." Felicity smiled her evil smile of happiness.

"You are pretty much the only two people in the world who would get away with it. What do you have in mind?"

"This needs some serious thought. It has to be tasteful, funny and not cause him to accidentally kill someone." Felicity leaned against the counter in deep deliberation.

"So nothing while he's sleeping."

"Good point. Hmm. Something…not petty, involving the public or something that would get in the way while he's green arrowing up the night."

"So nothing during the day, since he's out in public and nothing at night while he's the vigilante. That's not really leaving us with a whole lot of options."

Felicity smiled." So you're in? What changed your mind?" Felicity moved them over to the couch so they could relax and scheme.

Thea settled against a pillow and said, "The fact that I can be the anonymous donor helping the prank and you will never, ever tell him I helped. Because you are nice that way."

"True. OK, so now that I don't have a budget issue, we can go a bit bigger. Oh! Oh, I know! Oh, Barry is going to so owe me after this."

"Why?"

"Well, he's gay now right? What would a gay man appreciate more than a nice magazine of naked pics of Oliver? Plus once Oliver finds out, he will never give Barry any grief over the pink suit. Oh and also his boyfriend would get jealous and try harder to win Barry's heart of course."

"Oh, my god. DEFINITELY do not tell Oliver I helped with this. Where are you going to get naked pics of Oliver? Not that I really want my brother and nudity in the same sentence ever again. Plus, what did Barry do to piss you off recently?"

"Oliver game me a camera last year. I've been taking lessons. I've also been kind of sneaking pics while he's sleeping, shirtless on the salmon ladder, fighting in training, meditating. Pretty much whenever he's distracted and semi-nude. And Barry has been slowing racking up moments to the point where the only way I'm going to feel guilty about this is if Oliver attacks him for seeing the magazine. I'm pretty positive he's going to be too embarrassed about it to do that though."

"Wow. So you just snap very inappropriate pictures of my brother at all time."

"Well, there are some with clothes on too. I'm not that depraved. Just slightly. Can you really blame me?"

"Yes. Yes, I can."

"Well, ok, being his sister, you can't really appreciate it as much as others can. If it helps, I have plenty of Roy when he's training with Oliver."

"Actually, yeah," Thea drawled out. "That would help a lot to ease my suffering. I will accept that as payment for funding your magazine."

"I can actually do it all pretty easily on my computer. It won't take long. We probably just need to pay to print and keep it on the down-low."

" Well, I was thinking. What if we send it to more people than just Barry? It would protect Barry's ass, because you are delusional if you think Oliver wouldn't kill Barry for seeing it. It would also fill me with great pleasure to embarrass the hell out of my brother."

"I like it but I have a lot of stuff from the Arrow cave in the pictures. People would figure it out."

"So how about a private, super hero/vigilante only rag mag?"

"I like it." Lyla's voice echoed throughout the room as she joined them on the couch.

"Woah, when did you get here?" Felicity asked.

"Seriously, how the hell did you get passed me?" Thea demanded.

"Relax. I'm just that good. Now, about this super hero magazine. I like it. We can make it internet based and encrypt the hell out of it so only people with the password will have access. It would be a good way to get messages out to everyone if we ever needed to, plus provide a little entertainment. I would be happy to have a team put this together for you." She smiled as if it was already a done deal.

Felicity was a little confused." I can't help but wonder why you would want to get ARGUS involved? It's just a prank."

"It's starting to get a little bigger now. After we had to help Cisco thaw his apartment and help Barry hide from Captain Cold for a bit, we decided to join in. Oliver has the tendency to put my husband in danger so I would not mind embarrassing him a bit. It's the least I could do, right?"

Thea and Felicity celebrated their good fortune. "This is going to be awesome."

Thea added," I have a great picture to start with."

SHE-WOLF

"Dig."
"Yeah."

"I realize that this has Felicity's name written all over it scheming wise, but you and I both know it would not have gotten to this scale without your wife."

"What can I say man. She's good."

"Yup. How do you feel about pranking her?"

"Hold up, you want to join this thing? And have Lyla be your first? I wouldn't recommend that."

"After seeing the Flash's pink side, Cisco's criminal girlfriend's prank ending up with Captain Cold recently declaring his love for Barry from the roof top of Central City Police Department and Sara declaring her hatred for Barry for taking her man away, and now this? We need to put an end to this. Lyla has been behind the scenes somehow in all of this. I know it. It was probably her who suggested Barry ice over the apartment. And now she has my naked ass in a heavily encrypted online newspaper that all superhero's and vigilantes have access to. I will never hear the end of this. I cannot have our people being distracted when they are trying to save lives by risking their own." He paused." Even Roy was smirking at me."

Diggle smothered his smile as hard as he possibly could. "You want to prank my wife because your people don't think you're so scary and bad-ass anymore, don't you?"

"That's not the point! She's going to have to see just how distracting this can be for us!" Oliver tapped his foot on the pavement and shly added," Did you see the cover page? How did Lyla even get a copy of that picture? She did not get that from Felicity, I made sure she would never see that. Only Thea's ever seen it and that was an accident. She promised me never to speak of it, so I know it wasn't her."

"My wife is magic. Alright, I will help you if only to prevent you from not going to too far."

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Thea and Laurel walked into the underground bunker and made their way to the cells. Grabbing the keys that were taped to the door, they opened John's and Oliver's cells.

Thea smiled brightly and said," This really brings back memories. Remember when Mom bailed you out of jail last time? Only this time, you got sent to a private prison on a remote island with no one to hear your screams. Nice."

Oliver frowned.

"So. What did you do to Lyla and what did she do to you?" Laurel asked.

Diggle and Oliver said, in tandem," I don't want to talk about it."

To be continued…

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