Disclaimer: I don't own Supernatural or Thor or Avengers.

Characters: Dean, Sam, Loki.

Pairings: none


"Hello," Dean looked up to see someone standing in front of him. Their door was locked, bolted and their hotel room was salted and warded against angels and demons. That must mean that whenever this creature in front of them was supernatural, but not a ghost, demon, or angel. The being looked like a man with slicked black hair and pale skin, dressed in leather and metal armor and a very strange-ass helmet.

"What are you?" Dean asked not liking how whatever it was, was able to just slip into their hotel room.

"So rude," The being said and clicked his tongue while shaking his head. "I just heard that you knew Gabriel," Dean's frowned, why was this being asking about Gabriel who had died over 2 years ago like it had just happened? Dean exchanged a quick look with Sam who just gave him a confused look of his own.

"I just want to know about the imposter who's been using my name in this realm," This time he noticed the English accent, but it only made him even more confused and Sam's face mirrored his confusion. The being looked at the two of them and looked annoyed.

"Neither or you two mortals," the being said like it was a curse word "have any clue what I'm talking about do you?" the being rolled it's eyes again and Dean found himself not liking the being even more.

"At least I don't look like I walked out of an S and M catalog," Dean said back and the being looked at him confused.

"Is that some sort Midgardian reference?" he asked and Dean blinked. Midgardian? What did that mean? It sounded vaguely familiar, but he couldn't think of where he had heard it before.

"What the hell are you?" Dean said since he didn't know what the being was talking about.

"Tell me about Gabriel. Why did he chose my name?"

"Your name?" Sam said sounding just as confused at him, which he took a little comfort in since Sam often was more knowledgeable about this kind of crap.

"Yes my name!" the creature said even more irritated.

"What name would that be again?" Sam asked. The creature opened his mouth the answer

-the door suddenly smashed opened and a guy who was mostly mouth walked in. It was a leviathan who looked like he intended for Dean to be his next meal. The Leviathan had barely made it into the motel room when the being flicked his wrist and the Leviathan found itself against the wall.

"Excuse me, we were talking," the being said irritated. Dean turned slowly to look at the being who seemed nonplussed and was holding the Leviathan against the wall with his mind easily. "It's very rude to interrupt!" he admonished and then frowned at the Levithan.

"What is it?" he asked and it took Dean a moment to realize that the being must be asking them. Before they could answer, the being's eyes darkened.

"It's a monster," he spat with loathing. The Leviathan was floated into the center of the room where the being lit it on fire. The Leviathan screamed and screamed and for good measure screamed some more. The Levithan screamed for over 30 seconds before the being's eyes focused intensely on the Leviathan and the Leviathan seemed to disappear.

"What happened? What did you do?" Sam asked somehow managing to ask the question before Dean could.

"I'm asking the questions," the being said pompously, "You knew the angel Gabriel did you not?" Dean really didn't like him. He was pompous and arrogant. He had, however somehow also taken down a Leviathan, without any kind of weapon and in doing so had probably saved his and Sam's life, so Dean decided to speak less harshly than he might have otherwise.

"Yeah, but not very well," Dean said decided to speak since Sam had less than fond memories of the angel, not that he blamed Sam. Because of Gabriel, Sam had been forced to watch Dean die over and over again for- well he wasn't exactly sure how long. Although Gabriel did eventually stand up to his brother and helped them put back said brother back in the cage, so maybe Sam wasn't as mad at him anymore.

"What was he like?" the being asked and Dean thought about it.

"Well he had a sweet tooth, and he liked the ladies, and he had a thing for just deserts," Some of that had been funny, some of it, particularly with Sam, had been less funny. He still wasn't sure that Sam had told him everything that had gone on with Gabriel back when they had thought he was a trickster. The being frowned

"Just dessert?" he asked and Dean sighed.

"He found guys that he thought were douches and tortured them with different kinds of stuff. He made this one guy think that he was slowing dancing with an alien," The being mouth quirked slightly up either in confusion or in amusement, it was hard to tell. "Another guy he had swallowed by an alligator from the sewers." That was one of the funnier ones, but the being just looked at him confused.

"You know, because of the urban legends," the guy still looked confused.

"You have no idea what an urban legend is, do you?" Dean said annoyed. It was like Cas all over again. Only he liked Cas...most of the time. This guy he didn't know and so far he wasn't sure he liked him.

"No," the being said. Dean shook his head not wanting to explain, besides if he was anything like Cas, he wouldn't find it funny anyways.

"Forget it," Dean said. "You not from around here are you?" the being shook his head, at least he hoped the guy was a dude since he looked like it.

"You're not an angel though," Dean deduced, the being shook his head looking irritable.

"Angel. I'm not an angel. Gabriel was one and he was impersonating me!"

"So, who are you?"

"You don't recognize me?" The being asked.

"Uh no," Sam said.

"Interesting. So I never attempted to take over this Midgard?" Dean frowned, he wasn't sure what Midgard, but he could definitely guess from the context.

"You tried to take over the world?" Dean demanded

"Yes, but it, unfortunately, didn't work because of Thor and those Avengers." Whoever they were.

"I can't believe another douche and his plan to end the world!"

"I wasn't trying to end the world," the being said like he was an idiot for even suggesting it " I was trying to rule it." Like that made it so much better " If they had just bent to my will then everything would have gone smoothly. And I'm not quite sure what douche means, but from the context I can tell it's not meant to be flattering." he said glaring at him just as much as Dean was glaring at him.

"No shit Sherlock,"

"What's a Sherlock?" the man asked. Dean had enough of this.

"Look, thanks for killing the Leviathans, but I think-"

"Leviathans that's what they're called?" the being interrupted.

"Yes, but like I was saying-"

"What exactly are they?" the being asked curiously. Dean rolled his eyes he was trying to get the being to leave. Not only did it not seem to understand that, but Dean didn't like it it kept asking him questions.

"Look I don-t:"

"I sorry, did you think I was giving you an option?" The being asked before Dean found himself suddenly against the wall.

"What are you?" Dean asked he hated beings like this.

"What are they?" the being asked not answering Dean's question.

"Leviathans," Dean spat at him. The being rolled his eyes.

"Yes, you already told me that. I didn't ask what they were called, I asked what they were," Dean felt his throat closing and glared at the being doing it to him. Plus, it wasn't like he could tell him what he wanted to know if he couldn't breathe.

"They were in purgatory," Sam quickly spoke and Dean found himself able to breathe again. "They can eat people and they're really old and they are trying to eat everyone up slowly." Dean found himself unexpectedly released from the invisible hold and barely managed to land on all fours, rather than just smashing into the floor. At least whatever this guy was, looked as disgusted by the fact that Leviathans actually ate other people as most humans were. That was one teeny tiny point in his favor.

"They can look like other people and they're in a lot of positions of authority," Sam continued quickly.

"Their goal?" The raven haired being asked backing up from Dean which the blond appreciated and got to his feet.

"To breed out unwanted features and then slowly eat us," Sam said with a shrug like that wasn't an extremely gross and disturbing prospect.

"What did you do to it?" Sam asked after a long moment. Despite the fact that he didn't like the guy, he was also curious about what exactly this guy had done to it, as nothing they had tried so far had permanently killed or even injured any of them. The dark haired being blinked.

"That? Burning didn't seem to be doing much to it, so I pulled it apart atom by atom," the being said with a shrug like it was something that anyone would have done in his situation. Dean stared at him warily. Yeah, he was right that with the guy's attitude and the amount of power he had, it would be best for the two of them to be as far from each other as possible. Unfortunately, Sam didn't seem to get the memo.

"You could help us," Dean glared at his brother. Yes, this guy was the only thing that so far had killed them, but he was also a Grade A douche that he didn't want to be around. Sam continued like he didn't see his glare.

"You can kill these things and we can find them," Thankfully, Dean noted that the being also seemed to be against the idea. The guy was looking the very idea of them working together was the funniest idea he had ever heard of. In fact, he didn't know who seemed to be more against the idea, Dean or the crazy guy. Unfortunately, Sam didn't seem like he was going to give up on the crazy idea of the three of them working together. His brother could be stubborn, but then again so could he. His brother stepped closer to Dean and whispered.

"Dean, he's the only thing so far that's been able to stop them. Not just slow them down, but stop them," he said earnestly " I know he doesn't exactly have a winning personality, but if we can stop them, permanently stop them from killing people, even if it just a few people, don't we have to try?" Sam asked with those damn puppy-dog eyes that should be illegal. There was also the guilt that he would have if he didn't go along with this and someone else ended up dying just because he didn't like the dude. Dean wasn't quite ready to give up yet though.

"You heard him, Sam, I don't know where he comes from or who or what he is, but he's tried to rule earth before, and doesn't really seem to care about human life. If we make him angry the same thing that happened to the Leviathan could happen to us. Besides, it doesn't exactly look like he wants to help us either," Sam looked between him and the raven-haired being a few times.

"He's still the only one that can hurt them. Besides, if he is as dangerous as he seems, then it's better for everyone if we keep a close eye on him right? For the moment, he's the lesser of two evils. If I can get him to agree, will you be okay with it?" Dean sighed. The last he wanted to hang around with the crazy guy, but Sam had a point

" We got to stop working with the lesser of two evils." Sam didn't disagree, Dean huffed "Okay, if you can get him to do it, I guess I can live with it." Dean agreed reluctantly. Sam turned around and cleared his throat.

"So uh…" Sam stopped, probably because they didn't know his name. The being stared at them for a long moment before rolling his eyes.

"Loki," That name rang some vague bells, but he couldn't pin down why.

"Loki? Is that like Madonna? No last name?" Dean asked only to get glares from both Sam and Loki. Dean rolled his eyes but let Sam take over.

"Loki is all you need to know," Loki said acidicly, looking down at his hands like he was thinking about using them to do something to Dean.

"Loki," Sam said stepping forward. Loki's gaze left Dean and went to Sam looking at him curiously. Even though Sam was taller than him, he seemed to be looking down at him. Smug bastard, and if Sam had his way he was going to have to spend much more time than he wanted with him. "Will you help us hunt down the Leviathans?" Sam asked straight out. Loki laughed loudly apparently finding the question hilarious.

"Why in the world would I do that?" He asked his smile full of mirth. Again, Bastard.

"You killed him without us saying anything," Sam continued apparently still determined to get Loki to agree. The smile quickly faded off the being's face and he looked faintly sad for a moment before his face closed off and became impossible to read.

"He was a monster," Loki said after a long moment. Dean lifted an eyebrow as there was obviously something else that he wasn't saying. Sam plowed on and he wasn't sure either of them had looked at Dean.

"He's not the only one of his kind," Sam said with a shake of his head, "if you don't like monsters there's a lot more where they came from." Loki looked at Sam again searching for something, what he was looking for Dean had no idea, but the brunette just stood tall and let Loki scan him. Loki started circling around Sam still looking for whatever he was looking for.

"How many?" The raven-haired being asked still circling his brother like a shark circles his prey. Sam shook his head.

"I don't know. A lot." Loki seemed to be processing that while still moving around Sam. He stopped suddenly and stared at Sam in a very eerie way that made it seem like he could read his brother's mind.

"And you would help me find these monsters so I can get rid of them?" Sam nodded and Loki nodded a few moments after.

"Alright, I will help you get rid of a couple of these monsters, and then we'll see," Loki said. Dean nodded, glad that Loki was only willing to give it a couple of monsters. That way if this went as badly as he feared, it wouldn't be too bad for them to go their separate ways. Loki eyes started to rove around the room that they were staying in, his eyes filling with distaste.

"What princess? Too cheap for you?" Dean asked, because this one of their nicer hotels and if that was going to be a problem he rather know now.

"I am not going to be staying at a place like this," Loki said with a shake of his head, Dean folded his arms across his chest.

"Well, that's all we and our stolen credit cards can afford. Unless, you can magic some money out your ass," Loki unexpectedly smiled and grinned again like a shark.

"Money is not an issue for me," The guy said reaching into his pocket and pulling out a lump of gold the size of his fist. Sam and Dean both backed up a few steps and then stepped closer to the gleaming lump that Loki held in his hand. It was the biggest piece of gold he had ever seen in his life, and Loki was holding it like it wasn't the first time he had held something so valuable in his hand.

"Holy Hell, is that real?" Dean asked unconsciously stepping even closer to the gold.

"Yes, I took some stuff before I left," From wherever it was that he was from. Didn't think too much about that as most of his attention was on the gold in Loki's hand. He didn't realize he had inched his way closer until he poked the top of the lump and it felt solid. He blinked as he realized how close to Loki he was and quickly backed away. The hunter cleared his throat and said.

"Well, since you're set for money you might wanna to get a new wardrobe. You kind of stick out like this," Dean said gesturing to Loki's outfit. He wasn't sure he had ever seen so much leather and metal in an outfit before, and while he wore it well, he would stick out wherever they went. Loki looked down at his clothes. A moment later, after a green flash, he was suddenly wearing a high-end suit, and a green scarf wrapped around his neck. The strange being looked really weird in more normal looking clothing. He still looked out of the place though in their motel room. Dean raised an eyebrow and said.

"Unless you're going to a fancy event you're still gonna stick out," Loki looked at the two of them very carefully for a few moments before he glowed again. His suit became black jeans, a green shirt and a black leather jacket. Even his long hair changed and was styled very similarly to Sam's. He could almost pass for normal. Almost.

"Let's go kick some Levithan ass."


So this was initially the first chapter in a longer fic that was related to my story Loki's New Home but it kind of fizzled out but if I ever decided to finish it I will delete this chapter.