Disclaimer: I don't own Thor, Avengers, Superman.

A/N: This is short pretty much out of necessity. Full disclosure, it's been awhile since I've seen anything superman related so it might be incredibly OOC.

Characters: Loki, Thor, and Superman.

Pairings: none.

Genre: Humor and Drama.


The two people, well he supposed aliens, in front of him had tracked him down and had apparently found out his secret identity in a had come to him in hopes that as a fellow alien, as they assumed he was based on his ability to fly, that he would have one that would be able to transport them home to an apparently different universe. After he told the two of them that he didn't have anything like that it had devolved into a conversation about his power, abilities and where he had come from.

The main talker, the one with the black hair, kept pelting question after question at him, deflecting or just ignoring any he tried to direct back at him until it had all more or less come out.

"Really you were dropped on earth with amazing gifts and you decided to become a superhero?" There was surprise in the man's gaze but it was missing the awe that usually accompanied such a statement, instead in its place was derision? Like the man in front of him thought he was stupid for choosing to devote his life to helping humans? Everything about this man was strange and abrasive and had been that way through their whole conversation. He looked at the other man a blonde who looked resigned. His name was Thor, that he knew as he had been kind enough to tell him before the black hair one had cut him off with all his questions.

"Yes, what did you do?" he asked, even though he wasn't sure that he actually wanted to know.

"Why I did what any self-respecting superior being would have done I tried to rule the planet, " he noticed the blond wince as the black-haired spoke.

"You tried to what?!" The black-haired being rolled his eyes as if Clark was the one who had just casually told him that he tried to rule the planet.

"I tried to rule the planet, and it would have really been better for everyone if he and his friends hadn't stopped me," he said pointing to the blond who cringed further his cheeks brightening like he was embarrassed by his companions blatant disregard for morals and slightly angry as well, but more embarrassed.

The two of them had a rather odd relationship. The two of them had arrived together and black-haired one had interrupted Thor with the ease of someone who had done so many times before. The two obviously knew each other pretty well which was strange as they both gave off a distinct impression. The black-haired one seemed very much like a villain. His story of his attempt to take over earth had really only confirmed the suspicion that had been building ever since the start of their conversation.

Thor, on the other hand, he pegged as the opposite, the type to save people. Yet here he was standing side by side with a villain. They had both been sent here by a portal but this didn't seem like they had just decided to work together to get home, it felt like they had known each other for a long time. Honestly, it was hard to puzzle out their relationship. It was even more difficult as the black-haired one gave him dismissive eye-roll and started to leave. Honestly, he wasn't sad to see him go. Thor, on the other hand, stayed behind. He looked at him apologetically and said.

"I apologize for Loki-" he might have said more but at those words, Loki, apparently, was back and looked furious at Thor for his words.

"What have I told you about apologizing for me?"

"Loki you were rude!" Thor shouted back.

"I am not the one who lacks social graces, that would be you! I'm not the one spilled mead all over the queen of Alfheim!" Loki shouted back with equal vigor both of them stepping towards each other a little with each word that they spoke.

"You kept interrupting him!" he had a feeling that at this point it was less about him and more about their strange relationship that the two of them had.

"I was trying to ascertain whether or not he could aid us in our quest to return to our own world. Clearly he cannot. This has been a complete and utter waste of your time and much worse mine! Now let's go find something that will actually get us home!" Loki shouted and started walking away obviously expecting Thor to follow him this time. Thor sighed again in a put-upon way and gave him an apologetic smile.

"I'm sorry about my brother," he said then gave one last long-suffering sigh before following him.


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