Chapter 9

~TRIS~

Tobias and I are having "brother sister" time just watching movies and talking about any and everything we can think of. We haven't really gotten a chance to spend a lot of time together since I got here. So I told Eric and Lynn they were on there own tonight!

Lynn was fine with it but Eric only agreed because I moved everything around in his apartment today! I just couldn't help it; I started fucking twitching and I was there alone! I could have left, but where the fuck is the fun in that? So now my OCD boyfriend is kind of busy tonight fixing all that shit.

When Eric saw what I had done, the sexy bastard threw a fit that could rival my brother's tantrums and when he walked in and caught me turning his couch around to face the kitchen instead of the television I thought he was gonna blow a freaking gasket. I just laughed and continued on fixing the couch to my liking!

Tobias and I had a real good laugh together at my neurotic man's reaction to all the disorder that I caused.

"Tobias quit hogging all the popcorn you damn pig!" I shove Tobias' shoulder and when that didn't work, I jumping over his lap and grab the bowl from him.

"Why are you so mean to me baby Bea?" Tobias pouts like the two year old that he is.

"Because I love you so much my little dip shit!" I coo like I'm talking to a baby before laying my head on his shoulder and causing the asshole to wrap his arms around me squeezing the ever living shit out of me. "OW, fuck bro that shit hurts! let go asshole..." I'm struggling to breathe as I continue to wiggle and try to break free.

Tobias just squeezes me tighter and kisses my cheek. "I really missed you Bea! We were so close in abnegation; I mean, I just got you back and I feel like Eric is taking you away from me!" He pouts again as he finally lets go.

I huff out a good solid breath before latching onto my brother and hugging him like he just hugged me. "Champ!" I shaking my head then kiss his cheek. "No matter how close Eric and I get you will always be my family. You will also always be my favorite brother and nobody will ever change that!" I smile big as I finally release him.

"I'm your only brother you little smart ass!" He points out as he messes my hair up.

I elbow him in the ribs and while he's doubled over I slap his back hard and laugh. "Now quit trying to make me cry asshole!" I tell him after I stop laughing.

"Okay, no more talking about our feelings but promise me that once a week we ditch everyone else and have brother sister time like we used to, minus the abuse please!" Tobias raises his very own bitch brow and I gotta say, it's impressive! I'm jealous.

"Deal, now give me the damn popcorn jackass I'm hungry!" I yell as I snatch the bowl away from him. The big dummy try's to snatch it back, resulting in popcorn flying everywhere.

"Now look what you've done Bea!" Tobias glares at me.

"What I've done!" I screech as I push him to the floor then jump on to of him and tickle the shit out of him.

"Say uncle asshole! Say it now you little bitch!" I laugh at the ridiculous sounds he's making.

He kind of sounds like a strangled goat.

Tobias finally knocks me off of him and jumps to his feet while quickly grabbing my ankle and dragging my ass out the door.

"What the hell are you doing fuck tard?" I scream loudly while trying to kick him but my legs are too short and I'm laughing too damn hard.

"Taking you back to your boyfriend!" Tobias informs me and not skipping a beat.

"I thought you missed me Tobias?" I whine just as Tobias all but rips Eric's door off its hinges.

Tobias Winks down at me. "Yeah well, now I miss my girlfriend so deal with it!" He grins as he drags me through Eric's door. Eric looks up from the book that he was reading and give us a look that clearly asks; have you both lost our minds?

I can go ahead tell you that ship has fucking sailed buddy!

"What the hell are you doing?" Eric's growls as he helps me up then kisses me softly on my lips.

Tobias laughs loudly. "What kind of brother would I be if I didn't walk my baby sister home?" Tobias winks at me when I growl at him.

"Drag her is more like it asshole!" I mumble while rolling my eyes and stick my tongue out at my mean brother.

Tobias just shrugs and winks at me before walking to the door. "Same time next Tuesday at your place because you are not messing my apartment up again!" He growls as he shuts the door not waiting for my response. Asshole!

"What the hell was that baby?" Eric asks me but I just shrug to let him that he is not the only one that doesn't understand my weird ass brother.

"Brother, sister bonding?" I ask cause I have no freaking clue

Eric laughs setting back down on the couch and pulling me into his lap.

"I'm glad your home baby; I was getting lonely!" Eric whispers in my ear before running his tongue up my neck and causing I shiver. "Move in with me Tris?" He asks with his lips still pressed against my neck.

"Do you honestly think you can live with the disaster that is me?" I smile and slide my fingertips across his lips.

"If you haven't noticed baby I only fixed the couch, everything else that you moved is still where you left it! I couldn't put any of it back and it made me realize that none of this shit matters to me as much as you do. I can't live without you baby!" He says caressing my cheek lovingly.

Shit it's impossible to deny Eric when he acts like this! All love and shit...

"I love you Eric and yes I'll move in with you!" I smile just before he attacks my lips with the most searing kiss that I have ever experienced.


The next day Eric and I decided to do a little grocery shopping because I was running out of junk food.

"Babe what do you think about having a party after we move in together?" Eric asks me while I glare at the empty space on the shelf were the fucking ding dongs used to be.

"Where the fuck are the ding dongs? You ding dong..." I ask a man that looks like he could work here.

The man looks at me like I'm the fucking devil and then rolls his eyes when I continue to glare hard at him.

"We're sold out!" The asshole deadpans and fucking walks away.

I turn back to Eric and he's looking up at the ceiling and shaking his head.

"What?" I ask as I put my hands on my hips.

"Tris, were you just ignoring me for a damn ding dong?" He can't keep a straight face saying that shit and laughs a little.

"Have you forgotten already that I'm addicted to the greatness that is the ding dong?" We both begin laughing hard before I even finish the question. Once we both have calm somewhat I place my hand on Eric shoulders and smile. "But to answer your question; yes we can have a party but you've got to find me a box of ding dongs first though..." I say but continue when I sense the joke that's about to come out of his mouth. "...and don't put your dick in a box!" I snicker at the crazy that is my life.

"Okay baby, but don't you remember that two days ago you bought every box they had and left them at my apartment?" Eric raises his eyebrows at me.

I seriously forgot that shit! How could I have forgotten my ding dongs?

"Baby" Eric's slaps my ass to get my attention.

"Mmmm, do it again Eric!" I moan loudly causing people look at us and Eric to glare at them.

"Tris" Eric groans in a warning tone.

"Don't you Tris me! You fucking know that shit turns me on!" I tell him squeezing his ass hard.

"You ready to go home?" He asks kissing me behind me ear.

"Yes" I breathe out rubbing my hand up and down his erection.

"Shit, baby lets go!" Eric growls at me as he grabs my hand and drags my ass to the counter to pay for our shit.

Five minutes later we finally make to the front of the long ass line and Eric is tapping his damn foot, clearly getting impatient with the flirty cashier.

"Hi Eric, how have you been?" She smile at my man while batting her eyelashes at him. Oh hell no bitch!

I'm about to go the fuck off on the woman but Eric beats me to it.

"Let me stop you right there and introduce you to the love of my life Tris. She's also one of your fucking leaders so show some god damn respect!" He yells the last part and the woman looks to be on the verge of tears.

"Yeah what he said!" I tell her smiling at my man causing him to roll his eyes at me.

Finally the woman starts to ring everything up in a hurry. Eric is still tapping his damn foot and I am laughing my ass off.

Eric pulls my body to his before taking my earlobe between his teeth. "Baby it's not that damn funny; in fact, it's not funny at all!" He whisper before he looks at me intently. I can see his lips twitch and I just know he wants to join in on my laugh fest but he's trying really hard to remain stoic. "It's never a dull moment with you is it?" Eric asks after he knows that he won't start laughing with me.

"Nope never!" I grin and loop my arm through Eric's. "Now let's get the hell out of here, so I can eat a ding dong while you have your wicked way with me!" I tell him and he almost chokes on his tongue.

"How long have you been holding that one in baby?" He asks after he has regained his composure and pulled me from the store full of shocked people.

"I'm flying by the seat of my pants here baby" I slap his ass hard causing him to growl at me once again. "You know this!"

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