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Chapter 11
Tris~
When Eric asked me if I wanted to have a party I was thinking it would be a lot of people but of coarse I was wrong. It's just our closest friends and few other people I don't remember meeting but knowing me I've probably already met them several time! I just don't recall because I don't really freaking care!
An hour into this shindig my crazy brother step in front of me with a big drunken grin plastered on his face. "Hey baby Bea, are enjoying your first party?" he stops abruptly, looking really confused. "Hold up, why in the hell are you drink water?" The big dummy asks me in an overly dramatic fashion.
I roll my eyes at him then give him a duh look. "Oh I don't know; maybe I'm just thirsty! Do you think that could be the reason Champ?" I grin at the look he gives me.
Tobias can be really slow when he wants to be and that is usually all the damn time.
My crazy brother just roll his eyes at me. "Let me rephrase that! Why aren't you getting drunk like everyone else?" He slurs causing me to laugh.
"Well from the looks of you, your getting drunk enough for the both of us big brother, and I'm already crazy enough as it is! Can you imagine what I would be like if I got drunk?" I point out to the idiot.
Tobias laughs and nods his head at me in understanding.
"Oh god that's a horrifying thought baby!" Eric chuckles as he hugs me from behind and kisses my neck.
"I know right!" I laugh along with everyone else.
"What's a horrifying thought?" Uriah asks us before jumping in my arm so that I'm holding his big ass like a baby. Before I can balance myself we both fall to the floor with his fat ass on top of me.
Holy shit that hurt so damn much! "Fucking fat ass! Damn it Uriah lay off the cake. Fuck I think you broke my Coccyx! Shit!" I yell at the jackass.
"Girls don't have cocks Tris!" The big jackass tells me as he laughs at me like the moron that he is.
"Coccyx you idiot! It's the fucking tailbone!" I scream loudly and the whole room goes silent.
Eric growl and roughly yanks Uriah off of me before kneeling down next to me. I guess he's the only one concerned for my ass.
"Are you okay honey, can you stand up?" He asks me as he rubs my cheek lovingly.
"I seriously think my tailbone is broken!" I cry out causing Eric to glare at Uriah. "But I think I can stand!" I say as I try to get up with Eric's help and fuck me that shit hurt all the way up my damn spine. "Holy shit balls! Damn it Uriah I think you broke my back too!" I cry out from all the pain.
Holy hell this hurts so damn bad!
"Tobias you drunk shit head, your sister is fucking hurt so quit fucking laughing and help me get her up." Eric yells at my laughing brother.
"Who'd of thought?" My asshole brother continues to laugh at me. "All it took to take her down was Uriah's fat ass!" He says loudly and unconcerned...and still freaking laughing at my pain.
Lynn rushes over to me quickly when Eric tries to move me again. "Stop Eric, if she thinks her back is broken you shouldn't lift her or move her for that matter. You could paralyze her!" Lynn points out effectively stopping Eric from lifting me up.
I begin to freak the hell out once more. "Don't fucking touch me! I don't want to be paralyzed." I yell at no one in particular.
"I'll call the infirmary and get them to send someone over so that we can get her to the infirmary safely." Lynn says walking over to the phone.
"Do you really think your back is broken?" Uriah asks when he realizes that he really did hurt me.
I roll my eyes at the bastard. "I don't fucking know!" I whine like a little bitch. "But it hurts really fucking bad you jackass!" I continue to yell at him through my pain.
"Dude you really need to lay off the cake!" Tobias glares at Uriah. Its about damn time that asshole sobered up enough to be concerned about my well being.
"I'm not that heavy; she's just that tiny!" Uriah laughs before receiving a hard slap to the back of his big ass head.
I'm going to have to strangle Uriah now. First the shit that he pulled today in the mess hall and now the fucker is trying to freaking kill me.
"This tiny girl is gonna kick your ass when I can move without hurting!" I growl at the asshole.
God I wish Eric would tell everyone to leave. I realize that I said that shit out loud when my sweet man yell at everyone to get the fuck out of our home!
Ten long ass minutes later the assholes from the infirmary finally show up and have me loaded on what they said was a back board. I don't care what the hell its called, all I care about is getting off this fucking thing.
Once we make it to the infirmary and they finally have done an X-Ray confirming a broken Coccyx but said my back was fine! They finally gave me some good shit for the pain and I feeling fucking right.
"Baby, you feeling better?" Eric asked walking back in my room with the bottle water that I asked for.
I grin at my hot and sexy as all hell boyfriend. "I'm feeling soooo good baby! The shit that they gave me is better than sex! Oh shit, we need to take some of this stuff home with us!" I tell him with what I hope is a sexy grin.
At that moment I hear some one laughing at me. I look up only to see two Tobias' which causes me to start giggling like crazy.
"Holy shit baby look!" I point at my brother. "There's two Tobias'! Fuck they cloned a jackass. Wait, look at you!" I point to Eric. "There are two of you baby; now that could be fun! Hey, can we go home and make a double Eric sandwich with a me in the middle? That sounds yummy doesn't it you sexy beast?" I giggle like loudly like I'm crazy or some shit.
I hear a goat! Wait why the fuck is there and damn goat in here? "Oh my god some one get me a camera. This is some funny shit!" Someone yells out through crazy laughter! It seriously sounds like my bother but I'm not sure which one it is because there is still two of him.
"Night, night people!" I wave at everyone because it's sleepy time for me.
~Eric~
Holy shit, no wonder Tris doesn't drink. That shit could be a disastrous on a massive level! Funny, but a disaster none the less.
I look at the doctor as the doctor walks back into the room. "How long before I can take her home?" I ask him rudely. Oh well!
The weird man smiles at me like he shot himself up with the same shit that he gave my girl. "When she wakes up you can take her home!" He tells me through his smile. Seriously, I really think the fucker is high or drunk! "She'll have to sit on this for a few weeks!" He hands me an inflatable donut.
"Oh she's gonna love this shit!" I mumble through laughter.
Two and a half hours later Tris is sitting on her donut in a wheelchair while I push her through the compound towards our apartment and she's still high as a fucking kite! She also got her wish. They sent her home with some strong ass pain killers.
Damn, it's gonna be a long week!
"Hey Eric, when we get home will you rub my booty, it hurts but first wheel me to Uriah's so I can break him in half. Wait no, we can't break him in half because there will be two of him running around." She giggle causing me to shake my head. "Baby that's a scary thought, I mean can you imagine that shit? There would never be any dauntless cake...ever!" My crazy woman tells me causing me to laugh harder at her silly and very stoned ass.
"You know I'm always willing to rub that sexy ass of yours you crazy girl!" I tell her as I lean over her and kiss the top of her wobbly head.
"Eric, the doc said my booty will be black and blue for a while, so I don't think it will be sexy for very long and painful time!" She grins at me speaking in a duh tone.
I lean over once more and lick the shell of her ear causing her to moan drunkenly. "I still think your ass is very, very sexy Tris! Even if it is black and blue baby."
Man, I really love this woman; more than anything!
Yes I wrote this chapter from the memory of my ass' misfortune.
Broken ass bones hurt really, really bad; especially if you love to sit all the time~
Anyway...
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