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Chapter 13
~Tris~
It has been two and a half weeks since the plot began to destroy Uriah's hyper and stupidly happy ass. Otherwise known as the mission make Uriah cry.
I'm still in a good amount of pain at times but it's mainly when I see Uri because lets face it, he is the ultimate pain in the ass to anyone that knows his Amity reject tail but if I'm being honest, I really do still love the happy shithead. He has kind of grown on me, you know, like a fungus that you can't get rid of no matter how hard you try.
Today my first day back in the office and it's against my will. Since I've been out, Eric and Tobias were bringing my work home for me because they became really swamped with their own work and didn't have time to do mine. Eric, being the loving boyfriend that he always is did help me with it when he had time.
Yesterday afternoon Max came by while Eric was out picking up some groceries so that he could continue to spoil me with his awesome cooking and told me that enough was enough and that I needed to get my tiny broken ass back to work. The mean old fucker also told to quit milking my misfortunes for all it's worth because I am Dauntless and that it was about time that I started to acted like it again. Word for mother fucking word, I shit you not.
I gave the old jackass the middle finger salute then threw my bowl of cereal at his head. I missed horribly.
Ultimately though he won the argument because the fucker went to my doctor to see when I can come back to work. The son of a bitch quack told Max that I could go back to work but put me on light duty only.
What those assholes don't realize is that I freaking SIT behind a damn desk with my job, and sitting is what hurts me the most and my damn job is nothing but light duty. I'd like to see those two dickheads sit for eight, sometimes nine fucking hours a day with a broken ass and not complain or "milk" their misfortunes. Maybe I should show them exactly how it feels and see how they like it.
There is about to be a lot of broken asses up in this faction.
"What the hell baby?" Eric screeches loudly as he walks further into my office. His eyes are as wide as saucers because I just threw a knife next to his head and embedded it the door frame. Shit, I am so fucking glad that I have perfect aim.
"Sorry baby." I jump up and hug him tightly. "I thought you were Max again." I grumble as I caress the side of his scruffy jaw.
Oh man how I love it when my sexy man goes a few days without shaving. He is just so fucking sexy. I just want to continuously devour him...all the damn time.
"Is this why his ear was bleeding earlier?" Eric asks me as he points towards the embedded knife then gives me a stern look while yanking it out of the wall and shoving it in the knife pocket on his gun belt.
"Yes honey I sliced his ear. The old man deserved it and much more." I laugh while shrugging. What? It makes my ass feel a little better knowing that I nicked Max's ear the third time he came to check on me.
Needless to say Max hasn't been back to check on me since then.
"How are you feeling Tris?" My sweet loving man asks me as he wraps his arms around me then very gently he slowly slide his hands down to caresses my poor backside.
God, I really love this sexy sweet man...
"I'm okay I guess. Well, that is if I stand but I'm seriously getting tired of standing Eric." I whine to him as I begin squeezing rubbing his ass hard.
I sliding one hand around to the front of his pants and quickly unbutton them then slip my hand inside and grab his already hard dick. I begin to stroke him hard and fast wile I stand on my toes and press my lips to his for one hell of a kiss.
"Mmmm that feel so fucking good baby." Eric moans against my lips. "I'll get you a couch moved in here ASAP." Eric mumbles as he starts to pinch and tug roughly on my nipple.
"Well that was quick." I grin as I pull my hands from his pants. "Thanks baby." I grin mischievously as I button his pants and fix his shirt for him.
"That was very, very mean mean baby." He gives me an adorably little pout then grabs my hand and pulls my body tighter against his. "Your big guy has seriously been neglected. I really fucking need you honey. It's really starting to hurt."
"Tell you what." I rub my hands up his chest. "Tonight I'll let you give me an orgasm with this..." I rub one hand down to the bulge in his pants. "...instead of this." I lean up and lick his lips then slip my tongue between his parted lips but quickly pulling back before he can deepen the kiss. "If you can be gentle." I tell him before I lean back in and kiss him hard shoving my tongue back in his delicious warm mouth while rubbing my body sensually against his.
"Guys, the door's open." Tobias says as he passing my open office door then continues to whistle while trotting down the hall.
"What the hell?" I pull away from Eric and stick my head out of the door only to see my crazy brother's retreating form. The big goober head has a damn pep in his step. "Eric honey, what the hell happened to to my brother?" I ask turning back to Eric. "Did you give him peace serum?" I'm laughing now because I can totally see Eric doing that shit.
"No I didn't but I'm starting to think that someone else did though. Have you seen his face? It's fucking creepy as hell. It's like he's not even there and that goofy ass smile he wearing is reminding me of Uri. Did Larhea finally give up the goods?" Eric asks and I have to laugh at that, again.
Larhea is a genius at making men fall at her feet, because that girl has been making my brother work hard for it. In the beginning she came on to him hard and fast; most likely making him hard really fast. Gross, just fucking nasty. Anyway, my brother has been courting her with the whole dinner dates, and picnic lunches in the Amity gardens or at the faris wheel at Navy Pier. The love sick puppy has even went zip lining for her.
I bet he peed his pants on on that date. Or scream like a little girl. I wish I could have been there to see him zip line.
I know he wasn't getting any is because the damn dummy was going to Eric for advice on how to get in the woman's pants; knowing damn well that my loving man would tell me as soon as we were alone just so I would get to have a good laugh at my poor sappy brothers expense.
"Looks like she did finally give up the good." I kiss Eric once more before pushing him towards the door. "Now, go order me a nice comfy couch baby so I can fuck you on it whenever I want." I slap his ass to send him on his way.
Four hours later and five minutes before it's time to go home for the day, my big comfy couch arrives followed by my big angry and really sexy boyfriend.
Eric was fucking pissed to the high heavens about that shit. He went completely off on the delivery guys in the worst possible way because the couch was supposed to be delivered an hour after Eric ordered it and after a brutal and short phone call Eric got the couch for free. It really turned me on to see him like that.
God I love my mean and very sexy man.
"What the hell are you two doing? It's time to go people!" Tobias yells as he walks into my office without knocking, to see Eric and I cuddling on my new couch. You'd think that my brother has learned not to just walk into a room that has the potential for Eric and I to get naked and do very wicked thing to each other in, but I guess he hasn't though. Glad we weren't christening my new couch. The fucker better knock tomorrow if he plans on visiting me...Or Eric had better lock the damn door this time. I swear, men never learn. "and when did you get a couch put in here baby Bea?"
Oh god he's smiling and his teeth are showing. Yep he's in love...and totally freaking whipped.
"Okay asshole. Who the hell are you, and what have you done with my brother?" I glare at him playfully. " Oh and Eric got me the couch today because he loves me and doesn't want me to be in pain." I sit up and give him a pointed look while rubbing the side of Eric's thigh while he stays laid out on his side and stretching out like a content cat. My poor baby is so tired..and horny.
"Baby it's still him," Eric laughs as he pulls stands up and then helps me up to my feet. "He just had some pressure removed or released." Eric and I chuckle at my pitiful brother.
"Fuck off asshole." My brother growls at me and my laughing boyfriend as we all leave my office. "walk faster people, go I'm hungry."
"Or you just want to see a certain hot dauntless woman that was off work today." I tease him, causing he to blushes. "Holy shit baby look I did it, finally I made him blush. Yay me!" I squeal really loud. "Oh champ we should celebrate this." I laugh at Tobias as I give him a side hug before threading my arm around his elbow like my other arm is wrapped around Eric's.
"I know how we can celebrate that Tris." Tobias gives me a very evil grin. "Lets throw another party and invite Uriah." He and Eric both laugh.
"Fuck that..." I turn to Eric and glare. "...And if you don't stop laughing right fucking now, you can forget about tonight!" Eric stops laughing and glares at Tobias. That is what I fucking though.
As we make our way into the dinning hall Tobias immediately runs off to find his woman just as the bane of my existence walks up to us and throws his meaty arm around my neck.
"How's the booty, girl" Uri smile at me while I just glare at him.
I turn to Eric and nod my head towards Uri.
"It's fine Uri. Hows your booty, boy." I ask right before Eric moves behind him and kicks him in the ass, hard.
"Ow man, what the hell was that for?" Uri whines while rubbing his ass.
"Mainly for putting my girl out of commission, you little shithead." Eric tells him in that sexy asshole tone that turns me on so much.
"Guys, I said I was sorry and I will never do anything like that again. So please forgive me." Uri pouts.
"Oh we already forgave you, you dope. We just like messing with you." I smile and kiss his cheek because at the end of the day I really love this idiot. Besides, Max's is so much more fun to mess with.
We get our food and find a table in record time because we're unusually early for dinner.
"Still hurting baby?" Eric ask as I sit on his lap.
"Yeah, I think I'd feel better if I had a knife." I say loudly while glaring at Max as he walks past our table.
I feel Eric moving and notice he and Tobias are moving all the knives on the table out of my reach, assholes.
"Why would you want a knife, and why did those two move them away from you so fast?" Zeke asks as he sits by Uri and shakes his head at the idiot because he is cramming massive amounts of cake down his throat. Nasty.
"Let's just say that Tris has turned her vengeance away from Uriah and turned it towards Max." Tobias informs everyone while shaking his head at me.
"What happened?" Uri ask around a mouth full. Good god Uri, could get any nastier, or cram more cake in that big ass mouth of yours?
"She threw a knife at him and cut his ear." Eric tells everyone while rubbing my neck.
"Why would you do that to someone, and who did you do that to?" Larhea ask as she sits down and kisses my brother on his cheek causing the fucker blush again and by the look on Eric's face I know he notices this as well.
"Because its fun and it was Max on the receiving end. Asshole pissed me off by making me come back to work while my ass still hurts. I mean seriously, I broke a vital bone for a person that loves to sit." I grumble.
Fuckers just laugh at my misery. Assholes.
A few minutes later, Lynn sits down next to me and Eric. She leans over and raps her arm around my waist and elbows my man in the stomach causing him to gut and call her a bitch. I just laugh as I lay my head on her shoulder.
Her and Eric act like siblings sometime. They are just as bad as me and Tobias sometimes.
"Still hurting sweetie?" She asks me as I feel her elbow my man once more.
"Yes and that fucking quack you work for told Max that it was okay for me to go back to work," I pout like a baby as I pull away.
"Yeah I know." She gives me a supporting smile. "Max came in today and received three stitches. Nice work Tris." Lynn laughs, causing me to smile.
"Want me to cut your hair tomorrow? I have the day off and I can bring everything to your office so that we can pick on Max together. What do you say we have a lot of laughs at his expense?" She grins at me and at this moment I really love my sister, even more now that she's not screwing my brother. Fuck that sounded bad.
"Turning them gay too Eric?" Zeke laughs causing Lynn to throw her cake at him and nails him in the face really freaking hard.
Eric just glares at him.
"Bulls eye!" I yell and throw my arms in the air.
"Tobias didn't turn me gay, you fucking asshole! If a guy like Tobias doesn't do it for me then there is no way I was ever really into guys in the first place, you insensitive jerk!" Lynn yells at a contrite looking Zeke then shares a smile with Tobias as she sits back down.
"Lynn, what have I told you about wasting cake?" Uri screeches.
"Shut it Uri, its just cake." Lynn grumbles as a girl I've never met sits next to her and kisses her on the cheek.
"Nita these are my friends Tris, Eric, Tobias, Larhea, Sometimes Zeke but not at the moment, and Uriah. Guys this is my girlfriend Nita." Lynn points to everyone as she says their name, when she gets to Zeke she gives him the finger.
I smile at the fact that Lynn included Larhea, and so does Tobias. Looks like their friendship will be just fine and I'm glad because I refuse to play the in between person. I love them both and I will not choose. I refuse and they both know this.
"It's nice to meet you all." Nita smiles at everyone. "I've heard so much about you." she says quietly.
"Okay Nita, I'll tell you like I told my brother's girl over there. If you hurt my family I'll throw you in the chasm." I point my finger at her with a smile. "With that being said. Welcome to our little family, and enjoy the all the crazy that is us. Hope you can handle it." I tell her seriously.
"Party at my place!" Uriah yells loudly.
Good god that boy is an idiot.
"Oh hell no, we're going home. Come on baby." I yell right back at the moron and get my sore ass up while pulling Eric with me. "later assholes!" I yell over my shoulder as we leave.
As we pass Max's table I give him the finger and the fucker laughs at me. Just wait asshole you're ass will be hurting tomorrow cause now I got a partner in crime, bitch. I let out an evil little laugh and he stops laughing and looks scared.
Oh yeah be afraid Max be very fucking afraid.
Okay, I finally got this chapter fixed up for you guys. Well, some what fixed up. My mistakes make me...Well, me.
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