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I don't own divergent and I apologize for any and all absentminded mistakes that I know I over looked, because my mind is indeed always freaking absent. I lost that fucker years ago...
Someone once told me that when she reads a story that has errors and mistakes with the spelling, grammar, punctuation, and all that jazz; her mind corrects those mistakes as she reads. I do that as well. It's really easy if you have a working brain and a good imagination.
I don't know why I felt the urge to tell you guys this but I did and I hope you all know what I'm trying to get across to you. If not, I'll spell it out for you...
When my story has any mistakes that I don't go back and correct just simply FILL IN THE BLANKS...
Okay folks, I've removed my metaphorical helmet and I'm done being a super duper short bus riding window licker and now I'm back to my original doubly tarded, extremely awesome, and massively bat shit crazy self that everyone loves to hate.
Good God, I'm insane and I truly and utterly confuse myself sometimes...(all the time)- you are not alone thinking that about me. LMFAO, all the damn time.
I'm sorry I've been absent, I'm a mother of two. My son is three and my daughter is twelve so most of the time I don't have any time to write. I'm trying so please, bare with me people.
I'm so proud of my daughter. She was chosen to be in Beta club in her school because she has never made below honor roll. Seriously, she is extremely and wickedly smart just like her daddy. I'm so damn proud of her. My son is just as smart and seriously guys...I'm a very proud mamma bear. Now, if I could just get my son fully potty trained; life would be perfect.
Soooo...Lets move on and get to reading this glorious chapter.
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CHAPTER 17
~Tris~
Eric and I are laid out on the bed , extremely exhausted because of my demanding, jackass, and sometimes cool as shit big brother. Somehow the asshole found my bell and my guess is that he's paying me back for the shit that I put him through. I don't blame him one bit though.
I don't know how he got his hands on that bell because I hid it as soon as I got home after Tobias' surgery.
I had hoped that my brother would never find out about me never using the bell when Eric was with me. Hell, I never had to use the bell with Eric because he was always by my side and doing things for me before I even asked. When Tobias was my sitter though, I made damn sure to use it all the time; way more than I had to, just for the hell of it and maybe a few laughs at Tobias's expense. Most of the time I even made up shit just to get a rise out of him. My brother and I do shit like that to each other for fun, and that is why that damn bell is ring now.
"It's your turn, baby." Eric and I both say at the same time while pointing at each other and laughing like two delirious and sleep deprived idiots.
"Damn it woman..." Eric groans as he gets out of bed slowly. "...The shit I do for you." He continues to mumble to himself and fuss all the way down the hall to the guest room.
God I love that sexy beast of a man...
Wait a minute why is Tobias ringing the bell? Last I checked Larhea was about to give him a sponge bath, that Eric is probably two seconds away from walking in on. I giggle a little because I'm so glad I won't be the one bleaching my brain tonight.
Oh shit this is classic and seriously fucking hilarious. I'm already laughing really hard when I hear Eric go ballistic on my brother and Larhea.
Oh shit I seriously can't freaking breathe.
"Jesus fucking Christ all mighty! My eyes; oh god, my eyes! Oh lord in heaven, please, just kill me now and call it a fucking day!" I continue to laugh hysterically as I hear Eric yelling at the top of his lungs, and the sound of the door slamming shut. "I don't want to hear that goddamn bell ring anymore tonight or you'll find yourself choking on it in the morning! Fucking assholes!"
I'm still laughing my ass off when Eric walks back into our bedroom and glares at me before slamming our bedroom door. He turns his back to me and proceeds to beat his head against the door really freaking hard.
"Trust me Eric, that won't get Tobias white ass out of your head." I continue to laugh as my big strong man looks like he just got the scare of his life. "Nothing will make that shit go away baby."
"Shut it woman." Eric growls at me, causing me to laugh harder. "The pain helps a little. So let me beat my fucking brains out please." He groans and continues to beat his head against the door.
I shake my head as I climb out of our warm bed and wrap my arms around his waist from behind. I rub my hands up his stomach and chest soothingly. "Yeah but once you stop hurting yourself, the full moon will rise again." I have tears running down my eyes at this point because this shit is freaking awesome.
I kiss Eric's back between his shoulder blades as my laughter calms down. "Come on honey." I tug on his arm to get him to stop hurting himself. Eric slowly turns around in my arms and pulls my body against his.
"I'm scarred for life Tris." He whines with his face nuzzling my neck.
"I know sweetheart but please stop hurting yourself." I kiss the side of his head soothingly. "I love you big guy, now let get some sleep." I pull his tired body to our bed.
"Love you more baby." Eric growls and tosses me on the bed. "Now make me forget what I just witnessed."
Hell yes, my man is on a mission and I'm his main focus.
Suddenly I'm yanked to the foot of the bed by my ankles and my panties are ruffly torn from my body, leaving me only in Eric's T-shirt but seconds later that's torn off too.
"Fuck baby, I love your body." Eric growls before crashing his lips to mine but no matter what we try Eric's dick just wouldn't get hard. My poor baby is traumatized. Unless we found some Viagra, we weren't doing anything tonight.
This shit better not be permanent.
"Oh my god, my brothers ass killed your libido, and now I've got to kill him." I shake my head but giggle none the less.
"Shut up and go to sleep Tris." Eric grumbles but I continue to giggle until I fall into a restless sleep.
The next morning Larhea and I are sipping our coffee when Eric steps out of our bedroom at the same time Tobias steps out of his.
"Morning dude." Tobias says then proceeds to chuckle at the look that Eric is giving him.
"Fuck off asshole." Eric turns his glare on me as I begin to laugh.
"What's up with grouchy pants this morning?" My brother asks as he sits down between me and Larhea.
"Your white hairy ass killed his boner last night, possible for good." I laugh.
"It's not just me that will suffer from this Tris." Eric yells out and I suddenly want to punch my brother.
Now Eric cracks a smile and my brother's smile fades when I punch his shoulder.
"Yeah I knew that would get you to stop laughing baby." Eric chuckle a little before sipping his coffee.
"Shit! Larhea is there anywhere I can buy a vibrator in dauntless?" I yell in her face, but not on purpose.
In that moment three thing happen simultaneously, Eric starts choking on his hot coffee, my brother is on the floor screaming in pain; he may have busted his stitches from his fall, and Larhea well that bitch is laughing her ass off as she tries to help Tobias.
"I'll call Lynn you big baby." I step over my brother and make my way to the kitchen just in time to see Eric chugging a bottle of water allowing some of the water to run down his now red chin. His steel gray eyes are trained on me. There is so much lust and hostility in the look he is giving me for causing him to burn himself.
"Are you okay baby?" I giggle as I grab my cell phone.
"Yep I'm just dandy." Eric rolls his eyes and points to his chin as I dial Lynn's number. "You caused this and it hurts."
I let my eyes travel down his body and grin when I notice the bulge in his shorts. "I also caused this." I rub my hand down his bare chest and slip my hand in his shorts to rub his very hard cock.
I kiss his red chin right before Lynn answers, breaking me from my lust filled thoughts. "What's wrong with him now?" She says with out even saying hello, that's rude. Bitch...
"I think he might have busted his stitches. Can you come over and take a look." I ask just as rudely. "Right now...Please."
"Sure, be there in about twenty minutes." She hangs up without another word.
"Lynn will be here in twenty minutes" I yell out as Eric wraps his arms around me.
"I think the thought of you using sex toys while I watch might cured me." Eric growls in my ear before lifting me up and walking us to our bedroom.
"Really now"
He nods before kiss me softly then tosses me on the bed. "I think I'll have to punish you for making me burn myself tonight though." Eric proceeds to strip the both of us and positions me on all fours.
"Sound fun." I moan as he thrusts into me hard. He doesn't give me any time at all to adjust. "Oh fuck yes...Harder Eric!" I continue to moan and scream his name as he fuck the thoughts right out of my head.
Ten minutes later Eric and I are both dressed and completely sated. "I think I'll be calling you to my office several times today just to make sure that you are completely cured." I give him a mischievous but sexy little grin.
"Promise." Eric kisses my neck before we make our way back into the living room to see my brother setting on the couch and looking like shit.
"Are you okay, but head?" I ask him as Larhea walks back in the room and hands him his pain meds.
"No." Tobias grunt before taking two pills and chugging a bottle of water. "You're the damn devil. How could you say that shit in front of me?"
"How could you ring that damn bell during your sponge bath knowing full well that it could have been me that walked in on the two of you doing god and Eric know what?" I counter and he rolls his eyes as Eric groans with a sick look on his face.
"Sorry for reminding you baby." I mumble to him as I rub his back then squeeze his nice firm ass.
As long as you do what you said you would so today I'll be just fine baby." Eric grin at me before kissing my lips softly.
"It was an accident Tris." Tobias growls at me. "Larhea rang it when she was moving it off the bed." I turn my glare on her.
"Sorry." She mumbles sheepishly.
Before I can say anything Lynn walk through the door and takes one look at us then shakes her head and mumbles crazy fuckers under her breath.
"Lay on you back Tobias." He does as she asks with a very painful look on his face.
Lynn pulls his shirt up and pokes and prods at his incision causing him to whine like a baby.
"The good news is that you didn't bust the stitches..." She glares at all of us "Yet, but it is all red so I want you to start taking your antibiotic's twice a day instead of once a day so it doesn't get infected. Do you need more pain meds or something stronger?" She asks him.
Tobias nods. "Something stronger maybe."
"Okay, I'll bring them by when I take my lunch." Lynn points her finger in his face and gives him a stern look. "The incision is really fucking red right now and strained so just stay in bed all day. I want you to your ice pack on it for ten minutes every two hours." She fixes his shirt and helps him set up. "You need to seriously take it easy Tobias because your stitches are stretched as it is, so it won't take much to bust them now."
After glaring at us Lynn smiles. "So what happened?" She asks after Eric hands her a cup of coffee but he takes it back from her.
"Trust me you don't want this hot coffee anywhere near you when she tells you." He tells her and I glare at him for ruining my fun.
I seriously have to tone down my evil ways.
After I tell her the whole story starting with last night, Lynn is laughing so hard she has tears in her eyes.
"God Tris, crazy just follows you around doesn't it." The bitch continues to laugh hard.
I give her the one finger salute for that statement. I can't help it that like is just one funny and seriously crazy ass sitcom but I wouldn't change a thing. I freaking love my life.
"Yeah, my wonderful life is bat shit crazy and it's all because the people I love most, so I can't help it and wouldn't change a thing about any of you guys or myself." I smile at my awesome little family as I pull Eric towards the bathroom for our morning shower. "I love you crazy fuckers more than anything." I turn back and look and my brother and two awesome sisters with a wicked grin. "Now, if you all will excuse us." I open the bathroom door and push Eric in. "I feel the need to keep my sexy fiancee hard as a rock and completely sated as much a possible, and show him just how much I love his crazy gorgeous ass."
Yep, my family is really freaking fantastic.
There you go my lovelies hope you enjoyed it, and again, I'm sorry for making you guys wait so damn long. I intend to update a few more stories within the next week. Hopefully...
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