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CHAPTER 18

~Eric~

It's been a couple of weeks since Tobias moved back into his apartment and I couldn't be happier, don't get me wrong I love the asshole like a brother but when you put him and Tris together for an extended period of time, just put it this way, you're either laughing your ass off at their antic's or really pissed, and yes I'm still ticked about the whole bell ringing, sponge bath, white hairy ass ordeal. That is just something you can't un-see trust me. The bad thing about it, is the fucker could have showered as long as he put a bandage on his stitches. So Tobias didn't need to get a sponge bath, he just wanted Larhea to play nurse with him. Think god seeing that didn't affect my sex drive… Permanently. Tris and I both I would have had to kill him.

I seriously don't see how their parents put up with them under one roof for as long as they did. In abnegation no less. That shit had to be stressful.

I'm currently setting in the conference room with Tris, Tobias, Larhea and Max for our weekly meeting and just as I'm about to dose off again, I feel something wet and hard hit my forehead. I look across the table and see Tobias trying really hard not to laugh.

"What the hell?" I yell interrupting Max's long winded speech as I wipe the spitball off my forehead.

"Sorry dude I was aiming for Tris but your big head got in the way." Tobias laughs hard and he really does sound like a strangled goat.

"No Champ..." Tris shakes her head laughing while laughing her little ass off. "...His head is not big, at least not that head." Tris laughs harder at the sick look on her brother's face. "You just can't hit the broad side of a barn. I thought you were the best?" She finishes while shaking her head right before shooting a spitball at him and nailing him right on the tip of his nose.

"Kids these days have no respect for authority." Max grumbles to himself and shakes his head right before two spitballs hit him in the face simultaneously, one on each cheek.

"Damn straight, respect is overrated but if we didn't love you Max, you would be spitball free right now." Tris and Tobias laugh as they bump their fists together. See, those two are terrible together.

I lean in to Tris and grab her straw then proceed to shoot a spitball in Tobias' mouth just as he open it.

"Mother fucker!" Tobias starts coughing and gagging as everyone in the room laughs their asses off and that includes Larhea only she's patting his back at the same time.

"I fucking swallowed that you asshole!" Tobias yells at me while he continues to gag and cough.

"Good, it had the intended effect then." I tell him as he gives me the finger.

"Asshole." Tobias grumbles as he leans into Larhea for unneeded comfort. Fucking baby.

"Alright guys lets cool it and get this meeting over with." Max tells us, being a stick in the mud. This meeting was just starting to be fun.

"Hey, I have a serious question." Tris points at Tobias and Larhea. "Why does he get a secretary and we don't?"

"Because, you and Eric are each others secretary. I mean shit, when you are not in his office, he's in yours." Max points out.

"Oh..." Tris says with a thoughtful look on her face. "But ninety five percent of the time when we're in each others office, we're not working." My girl giggles at the looks on Tobias and Max's face.

"TMI Tris, I could have gone without hearing that shit." Max rolls his eyes and Tobias nods his head in agreement.

"What? It's not like you and Helen don't do that shit." Tris raises and eyebrow at Max."Don't deny it old man. My office is right next to yours, and these damn walls are really freaking thin. At least Eric and I can keep it quiet, Mr. Love muscle."

If Max could get any redder I think his head would explode.

"I don't know what you are talking about." Max shakes his head. "Now, let's get down to business and get this meeting over with."

After lunch I make my way into my office to try and get some work done for once and as I sit down I hear a commotion.

"Max!" I hear Tris scream and a door slam shut. "Is that all you got, you old fucker?" What the hell is going on now?

I get up and make my way to Tris' office just to see her setting on the floor covered in feathers and some kind of sticky substance. Her chair is broken and there are two buckets hanging from the ceiling.

"What the hell happened baby?" I try really, really hard not to laugh but it's hard with my girl looking like a pissed off chicken.

At this point Tobias walks in and precedes to laugh so hard it kind of looks like he's having a seizure. Which causes me to start laughing and in turn pisses Tris off farther, and I gotta admit I would be scared if it wasn't for fact that her wrath is completely focused on Max and so is the look of death she's currently giving his laughing form as he enters her office.

"I told you, payback will be a bitch my little chicken." Max taunts her stupidly.

"Not smart to poke the crazy chicken Max." Tobias wheezes out.

"You both are pretty damn stupid to taunt her in this state." Larhea tells them. It looks as if she is the only smart one here, well besides me.

I lean down and help my cute little chicken off the floor and the way she winces, I really think she hurt her tailbone when the chair broke.

"You should have listen to your wife Max." Tris says quietly then smiles evilly at him. "Because if you think the x-lax is the worst I can do than you're dumber than I though old man. Just ask Tobias how bad it can get." Her and I both smile when Tobias suddenly stops laughing and cringes while giving Max a look of pity. Oh shit.

"Well it was nice knowing you Max." Tobias chuckles as he and Larhea head to his office.

"Come on babe, lets go shower. I'll help you get these feathers off of you." I smile at Tris as I lead her out of her office. "And After your clean I'll make you feel better."

As we're walking to the our apartment we run into Helen and the look on her face tells me that she knows what's coming.

"You can do anything your little heart desires, but please don't kill my husband. I kind love the moron. Oh, and for the record I warned him to let the whole X-lax thing go. And that he didn't want to get into a prank war with you but as you can see the big dummy didn't listen to me so with that said I'm on your side doll. Just let me know when it's time."

"Thanks Helen and as soon as I come up with something, I'll call you." Tris nods to Helen as we reach our apartment. Helen just nods and continues to walk down the hall with a knowing smile on her face. Shit about to get very thick around Dauntless.

After Tris and I are showered and dry my dick is so hard I can't wait the less than ten seconds it would take to get her to the bed. So I push Tris against the bathroom door, crashing our lips together as I lift her left leg around my hip before pushing into her slowly, thrusting my hips into her hard.

After about ten minutes of this torturous pace, I slide my right hand down and lift her other leg up and begin to pound into her deeper and harder.

"Mmmm, baby faster, harder. Fuck Eric, please don't stop." She moans as I begin to move faster and harder while rolling my hips in time with hers, and the sounds she's making has me so close to exploding. "Ahh, fuck I love you baby!" She yells loudly as I feel her release around my pulsating cock.

"I love you too baby." I hiss as I spill my seed deep inside her.

Once we clean ourselves up a bit we make our way into our bedroom.

"Baby lets take the rest of the day off because I really want to take a nap with you." She asks in a pleading tone.

"That can be arranged, sweetheart." I kiss her lips softly. "How's your tailbone? It looked like you may have hurt it when your chair broke."

"It only hurts a little." She tells me as she lay's on the bed with her sexy ass in the air, so I know she's down playing the pain.

"I'll go get you some Advil and water." I tell her and groan at the sight of her gorgeous ass before leaving the room.

After she's taken the pills and drank half the water, I get myself comfortable beside her and pull her naked body against mine.

"Eric..." She caresses my cheek softly. "...After we've been married for and few months I want to stop taking birth control."

Well I wasn't expecting that to come out of her mouth…Ever!

"Anything you want baby." I kiss her neck. "I can't wait to start a family with you."

"I love you so much, Eric."

"God, I love you more baby."


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