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I'm not sure what happened or if any of you know or have heard that Jamie, one of my all time favorite authors on FanFiction, (iamUNSINKABLE) Passed way not too long ago. She was a very beautiful person inside and out with an equally beautiful three year old baby that she will never get the chance to see grow.

Jamie was also a very wonderful writer. I, along with so many other fans of hers will miss her terribly.

From what I knew of Jamie and what she told me of her young life, she went through a lot of pain and misfortune throughout her very young life and came out stronger each time.

In all the conversations that she and I had since we met, I could tell that she was one of a kind, and I will miss her tremendously.

To her child and fiancee; I am so sorry for your loss and hope that you find peace in knowing that she is with god now and looking down on you and watching over you. My prayers and thought are with you and your family in your time of need and grief.

Jamie seriously, left her beautiful mark on this crazy world with her talented writing and wonderful, off the wall, and amazing personality.

You were truly one of a kind and I will miss you and all the silly and crazy reviews that you sent my way…

Her awesome stories…

"Dark before dawn"

"Hollow Body Got A Hold On Me"

"Nicotine"

"The Sound of Silence"

"When the Sky Begins to Fall"

I strongly suggest you all to read these stories, if you haven't already…They are amazing just like Jamie was.

These story are truly fantastic, but not as amazing as Jamie was.

Jamie, if you are watching now; just know that I thought the world of you, your tremendous strength, and your amazing personality was truly one of a kind.

We loved you girl, and will miss you so much. Rest in peace, doll.

This story and any story that I write form now on will be dedicated to you.

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I don't own divergent bu I do own My Divergent. I also own any and all the mistakes that I will no doubt over look.


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CHAPTER 19

TRIS

Right at midnight, I find myself standing by the chasm and patiently waiting on Helen, so that I can give her Candor's new and improved extended release truth serum (don't ask me how the hell I got my hands on that shit, it wasn't easy because candor believes in locking their shit up tight. For a truthful faction, they don't trust easily.) I'm also giving her some hot pink hair dye (courteous of my lovely sister, Lynn) to put in Max's shampoo. Max will be telling everyone the truth about everything with hot pink hair all day tomorrow during the monthly five faction meeting, yes I'm truly evil, but ask me if I care…

"Hey you crazy evil woman." I hear Helen whisper as she approaches me.

"Hey, did Max see you leave?" I ask her with a grin.

"Hell no. That man sleeps like the dead and snores so loud that I could have thrown and damn party with loud ass music blaring in his ear and he wouldn't hear it or wake up." She shakes her head.

"Yeah Eric is the same but crazy enough, it's my favorite sound." I laugh before getting down to business. "Okay, tonight I need you to put this in his shampoo…" I hand her the bag with the hair dye in it. "And in the morning, you need to put this in his coffee; all of it, okay?" I hand her the glass bottle of truth serum. "Now Helen, if you betray me I'll leave Max alone and focus on you." I point at her as she laugh then nods her head.

"Tris hun, I'm not as stupid as my husband is." We both laugh at that.

"Yeah sometimes I think that man is dumber than a bag of rocks, but you know, all men are only smart when they want to be."


The next morning, I'm up at the ass crack of dawn because I'm too damn excited to sleep any longer. So, I proceed to drink a whole pot of some of the strongest coffee that I have ever made. That way I can stay awake all day to watch the show of Max making an ass out of himself; more so that he usually does. Halfway through my last cup of keep my ass awake juice, I begin to feel like I might start to vibrate with too much energy, so I pour the rest in the sink just as I feel Eric grab my ass then hug my body to his.

Holy shit, Eric is still naked and I think I might have my way with his morning wood like I do every morning.

"What the hell are doing up so early baby? I woke up looking for you because I have this very hard problem that needs your attention." Eric begins to drag his tongue up my neck as he rids me of my clothes then turns me around so that he has me bent over the kitchen counter.

Eric begins to play with my clit to make sure I am ready for him, and before I can tell him to hurry the hell up and give me what I want, he thrust into hard. "Mmmm baby, you feel so fucking good." He moans loudly as I begin to push my ass into him just as hard as the pounding thrusts that he's giving me.

"Oh god, Eric!" I scream loudly as he lifts my leg off the ground. "Harder baby, faster!"

"You better hold on tight, baby." Eric growls and moans loudly as he grips my thighs, lifting me up and positions me so that half my body is laying face down on the counter and my legs spread wide open for him while he pounds the fuck out of me with his huge hard cock, fast and very fucking hard. "Oh shit Tris, baby I need you to cum now!" Eric yells out, just as I feel him begin to pulse and twitch deep inside of me. "That's it baby, cum hard on my dick. Oh fuck yeah!" Eric slaps then grips my ass hard as his erratic thrust become harder and faster.

"Eric!" I scream out just as I fall to pieces around him, gripping is dick tightly as he continues to pound in to me while we both cum hard together.

"Damn baby, I love you so fucking much and I can't wait for you to be my wife." Eric kisses me softly. When he pulls his mouth from mine, he gives me a crazy look then looks at the coffee pot with his eyebrows raised. "Woman, did you seriously drink a entire pot of coffee?" He asks me while shaking his head and begins to fix another pot. I grin and slap his naked ass, causing him to jump and glare at me over his shoulder. "Beatrice Grace Coulter, you are gonna pay for that, baby."

"Mmmm, I like the sound of the name change Eric and yes I did drink a shit load of coffee this morning." I kiss his back between his shoulder blades while I rub his red ass cheek. "Sorry, I just couldn't sleep any longer and I really, really want to stay awake to see Max make an ass of himself all day. I plan to follow him around and make him say things to piss people off. I think I might piss myself, because I'm so excited. Nope, I might piss myself right the hell now, because of all the coffee I just drank…" I rapid fire before running off to the bathroom; barely making it to the toilet in time. Damn, that was a close one.

When I'm finished I grab my robe and make my way back to the kitchen to see Eric is still naked and standing in the same spot where I left him, scratch his head and looking confused as fuck.

He's so damn sexy when I confuse him.

"What?" I ask as I drum my fingers on the counter really fast.

"What did you do, Tris?" He ask really slowly.

"Oh you'll see, it's gonna be fucking Epic!" I yell really loud for some damn reason.

"What's gonna be Epic; holy shit! Why the fuck are you naked in the kitchen Eric?!" Tobias yells as walks into the kitchen with his eyes closed.

"Because it's mine and Tris' kitchen and we can walk around naked as much as we want. I would suggest knocking from now on if you don't like the sexy view of my ass or you don't want to see your sister riding me on any hard surface." Eric laughs as he leaves to go get dressed.

"ERIC!" I yell out at him but laugh at the look on my brothers face.

"What the hell you crazy Coulter's?!" Tobias yells and me then glares at the coffee pot. "No coffee?!" Tobias looks at me like I'm crazier than usual. "I thought you and Eric set that shit on a timer? So why is it just now brewing? Oh, and why the hell was Eric naked? Are you naked under that robe? Were the two of you doing…Never mind. It is way to fucking early for me to hear that shit."

Eric walks back into the kitchen in his robe and points at me just as every limb that I have starts to bounce and shake like crazy.

"Your sister just drank the entire pot before I got up. Is she gonna be okay?" Eric ask my laughing brother as he pulls me into his arms and hold me tightly.

Tobias stops laugh at me and point his meaty finger in my face. "Do you remember the last time you drank a whole pot of coffee? You crashed in the middle of the street. She just dropped like a sack of potatoes. It was fucking hilarious." My asshole brother reminds me. "I had to carry her tiny ass all the way home, while laugh the whole way. I dropped her three times."

"Asshole." I glare at my brother. "And that's why the two of you are on, "keep Tris from falling in the chasm duty." I tell them in a duh tone. "So, while I follow Max around, the two of you have to follow me."


As we make our way to the office, we run into Helen grinning like a crazy person.

"What's got you smiling so brightly this morning, Helen?" Tobias laughs just as we hear loud laughter that sounds a lot like Larhea.

"You'll see." She says and gives me a fist bump as she continues down the hall.

"Tris what the hell did you do now?Oh shit!" Tobias starts laughing his ass off and pointing at Max. Damn, he looks like he really want to kill me.

Oh my god, his goatee is even pink!

"Max, what hair dresser did you piss off?" Eric manages to get out before falling to the floor and pulling Tobias with him. They both are laughing so hard that they don't see the murderous look that Max is giving them.

"Fuck you, you pretentious sullen jackass!" Max yells but then look like he's trying to figure out why he just said that to Eric.

"Hey Max what do you really think of Tobias?" I laugh out.

"He's a brown noising, kiss ass mama's boy." The confusion on Max's face is fucking priceless.

"Hey!" Tobias yells as he and Eric stand with my help. "Fuck you Maxi pad, you fucking hunger games capital reject!" Tobias yells then proceeds to laugh his ass off along with everyone in hearing range.

"Hey Max? What do you think of Tris?" Eric calls out causing me to glare at my future husband.

"The bitch is fucking bat shit crazy. I mean seriously, look at what she did to me! We have a meeting with all the factions in ten fucking minutes, and for some damn reason, I can't stop tell the god damn truth!" Max is screeching like a crazy woman. "What the hell, Tris? I mean, how the fuck did you do this to me?" The old bastard just keep ranting and yelling. Mean while, every faction leader is standing behind him, trying not to laugh. "Shit Tris, I have to deal with the know it all fucking bitch leader from Erudite. That damn woman needs to get laid fucking pronto. The judgmental bag of dicks leader from candor is just as fake as Jeanine's tits! And oh god, the spaced out smiling fucking hippy from Amity need to share whatever the fuck she smokes out in sunshine and rainbow land!" Max yells and it's funny as all hell because the hippy ain't smiling now, Maxi pad. "Oh and don't even get me started on that fake ass do gooder, pompous, holier than though, wife beater, asshole; Marcus fucking Eaton!" Max huffs out in one damn breath. "That fucker will be lucky if I don't toss his sorry ass in the god damn chasm today!"

Holy shit this is better than I though it would be. Tobias, Larhea, Eric and I are all trying our damnedest to stop laughing and breath but when we look at Max breathing heavily with his hands on his hips and his pink hair and goatee; totally unaware of the people standing behind him. This shit is just fucking priceless and I'm so damn glad that I had Zeke record this from the control room. I bet those assholes up there are having the time of their lives and laughing their asses off at what they're watching.

I continue to laugh my ass off as I reach into my bag to grab my camera and quickly begin snapping picture after picture of the fiasco that is one, Maxwell Smith. I'm so blowing this shit up and hanging it in the mess hall. It's fucking beautiful.

I notice my dad standing slightly behind a pissed off looking Marcus, trying his damnedest to not laugh at the show. Good for him for hold it in. I just know that, that shit was damn hard to do.

"Hey daddy, how have you been? Did you enjoy the show?" I barely get out through my laughter. "how's mama doing?"

"Hey sweetie, we're both doing good, and yourself?" My dad chuckles.

"We're doing really good. Oh, and this is Eric Coulter, my fiancee." I grin as I hug my dad then wrap my arms back around Eric.

"It's nice to see you again sir." Eric shakes my dad's hand. "How is Mrs. Prior doing?"

"Were both doing great now that we know that you are taking care of our only daughter and keeping our pig of a son fed." My dad laughs as he hugs Tobias.

"Hey now, I'm not that much more of a pig than Beatrice, dad." Tobias laughs then winces when I slap his shoulder. "Hey dad," Tobias pulls Larhea next to him and wraps his arms around her. "I want you to meet the woman I plan to marry when I grow up."

Eric and I begin to laugh at my brother, then I turn to Larhea and point at Tobias. "He will never grow up, so I hope that you don't mind spending the rest of your life with the biggest kid in Chicago." I laugh when Tobias tries to tickle me but gets slapped in the back of the head for his efforts.

I turn back to Larhea and notice a strange look on her face before she composes herself and reaches out to shake my dads hand but he hugs her instead; receiving a mean ass look from Marcus in the process.

"Quit looking at my dad like that, Marcus. You know that we all hug in the Prior family." I roll my eyes at the asshole. "Like you can say anything about hugging. If what Max said was actually true of coarse." I grin and snap my fingers in his ugly face.

"Oh shit!" I hear Max squeak loudly. "I said that shit out loud; didn't I?" Everyone ignores Max because, well, he looks like an idiot today.

"Yeah dad, we're all doing a lot better than Max and Marcus here." Tobias nods in agreement with me.

"I fucking hate you, Tris!" Max yells at me before turning around to face the other faction leaders.

"Please Excuse the way I look, Tris and I are in the middle of a prank war. This is Dauntless after all." He laughs like he didn't just insult everyone. "And I apologize for anything that I might say to insult any of you further."

"I see that my daughter is currently winning." My dad laughs out loud, then rolls his eyes at Marcus.

"Damn Skippy, daddy." I grin then glare at Max. "I will always be the best in any type of war! Are you ready to bow down to me Maxi pad?"

"Bite me, Tris."

"Hell no, you still smell like shit!" Eric and I laugh in his face. "You seriously need to shower more than once a week, Maxi pad."

"You know Max…" My dad stops laughing and turns to Max. "I'm glad that the law states that if you are not happy with the faction that you chose, you can defect once more to a different faction because Natalie and I have been talking for a while now about joining dauntless with our kids. Could the three of us meet tomorrow so that we can go over what needs to be done and get all the proper paperwork signed and processed?"

"Really?" Max smiles at my dad. Tobias and I are too damn stunned to say a word. "Just be here at noon tomorrow and we'll have the two of you full Dauntless members by this time next week." Max give me an evil grin. "Nat has always been my partner in crime, so you are in for a world of hurt young lady."

Tobias and I begin to laugh along with my daddy." Oh Max." My dad shakes his head sadly at the big dummy. "Natalie and Tris are a team and I'm sorry to tell you this but my wife will always choose her little warriors over you any day. My advise to you is to give up and admit defeat." My dad shakes his head at Max.

"You asshole!" Marcus yells at my dad and interrupting him and Max. "You can't just leave Abnegation!"

"If you continue to talk to my dad like that my sister and I will beat the shit out of you." My brother yells in Marcus's face.

"And I'll teach you the laws of the faction system before I toss you into the chasm for talking to my family like that." Eric growls as he steps between Marcus and my dad. "Each member of any faction can defect twice if need be. Once on their choosing day and if the need arises they are granted a mulligan; to leave the faction they chose and join another. As long as they go through the proper training. You dumb shit." That's my man. Damn I get so turned on when he stands so tall and becomes the asshole that I love so much.

"Tris!" My dad scolds me while Eric, Tobias and everyone around us laughs at me.

"Damn…" I chuckle as I hug Eric to me, hiding behind him. "I said that shit out loud didn't I?"

"Oh yeah baby." Eric kisses me quickly then turns back to the crowd around us. "Now lets get this meeting over with so that I can take my fiancee home." Eric grins as he stops me from entering the meeting room. He leans down and nibbles my ear once we're alone. "The second I get you home, I want you on your knees and my always hard cock down your throat." He whispers in my ear as he caresses my neck, then kisses me hard before leaving me a panting and twitching mess in the hallway.

"Holy shit!" I yell as I give Eric a come hither look, and getting everyone's attention in the process.

Eric chuckles and licks his lips at me and my outburst. "Patience babe."

The hell with that shit. Patience will never be apart of me or my actions…Never!

"Meeting fucking adjourned, people; lets go home now, Eric! I'm hungry!"

To be continued...


Well my husband still thinks that I'm insane because I laughed my ass off at this chapter again, the entire time I rewrote and edited it…soooo, if I don't update any of my stories in the next couple of days or weeks…Lol. You will all know he had me committed…STILL LMFAO THOUGH, ALL THE DAMN TIME!

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