WARNING:

Excessive use of the word 'clod' FROM NOW ON YOU CLODS
NYEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE

-Ace

(NOW YOU KNOW)

"LET ME GO, YOU CLODS! I DON'T WANT TO BE IN YOUR STUPID FOSTER FAMILY!"

Amethyst liked the newcomer already.

"Pearl, come on! Let's see who it is!"

"Er, I dunno…she seems kind of, um, aggressive…?" Pearl said, running her fingers through her strawberry blonde pixie cut hair.

Amethyst never questioned the color of Pearl's hair in relation to hers, because she KNEW they were twins. She had known Pearl since she was a baby. But on this occasion, she questioned it. Why weren't their hair colors the same?

"Come on, P, hurry up! I wanna meet this new kid."

Right then, the girl stomped up the steps, steaming. She was wearing a black leash, which she kept tearing at, breaking off fingernails. She had blonde hair in a pixie similar to Pearl's, except it looked kind of triangular. She had freckles, ginormous green eyes, and tiny green chic glasses that balanced adorably on her nose. "Hello. I'm Peridot, you clods." She muttered to Pearl and Amethyst before falling on Pearl's bed angrily.

"Um, hey…Peridot. WHY, may I ask, are you wearing a LEASH?"

Peridot answered with a huff, "Because those clods thought I would run away…like I would DO something so uncivilized." Then she paused. "ACTUALLY, yes I WOULD."

Pearl squinted at the girl. "Um…this isn't a foster family. We just adopt kids from people we know…"

"PEOPLE YOU KNOW?! I LIVE ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE FRICKIN' WORLD YOU CLODFACED CLODFISH! MY MOTHER IS YELLOW DIAMOND, A QUEEN! HOW COULD YOUR LOW DOWN MOTHER AND FATHER KNOW MY MOTHER? AND WHY DID SHE LET THEM TAKE ME AWAY?!"

Amethyst snickered. "Hehe, what?"

"CLODFACED CLODFISH!" The newcomer's face was turning red.

"Would you act more civilized if I took off your leash?"

Peridot calmed down for a moment. "You'd do that?"

"Psh, of course!" laughed Amethyst. "this is your home now!"

This was the most fun she'd had in YEARS.

Well, despite when Garnet first came. Amethyst kept asking her questions about her backstory, yet Garnet never ever answered them. So Amethyst made jokes and tried to guess Garnet's backstory, coming up with the silliest stuff Pearl had ever heard.

Amethyst went calmly over to Peridot, who shrunk back. "Are you going to hurt me?"

Amethyst rolled her eyes. "Now…why would I hurt YOU?"

"Because I'm…intimidating…?" the girl said, her green eyes widening as Amethyst undid the buckles on the leash and slipped her out of it.

Amethyst snorted. "Intimidating?" She looked Peridot up and down. "You're adorable."

Amethyst saw Pearl shrink back a bit at this. What's wrong with her?

"I AM NOT ADORABLE!"

Amethyst took one look in Peridot's eyes and saw pure anger.

"FEEL MY UNBRIDLED RAGE!"

Then she started slapping Amethyst hard.

"Ow!" yelled Amethyst.

"Amethyst!" yelled Pearl, pulling Peridot's hands away. "Stop, it, Peridot."

Peridot's eyes calmed down. She dropped her hands and stared at them glumly. "I'm sorry. I have…anger management issues." Then her eyes filled with realization. "That must've been why mom let me go! I must have caused her so much trouble, oh…ohh…"

The she curled up in a ball on the floor, rocking back and forth, muttering about her issues.

"Hey, P?"

"Yes, Amethyst?"

"I think she can help me. She has to learn to control an emotion too…"

Cute so far, huh?

I love Peri the way I just made her, aww…..

-Ace