It was silence, but not for long... There was a snapping noise heard at the table next to mine. I turned to see the basket case biting her nail. When she saw everybody was looking at her, she stopped a bit, but started again not long after.
"If you keep eating your hand you're not gonna be hungry for lunch..." Bender commented, which earned him a nail aimed at him, but it didn't reach him. "I've seen you before." he continued, before turning my way. "And I've definitely seen you, sweets..." he finished.
"Oh, I've seen you too, handsome." I replied with a smirk.
We were looking at each other, when someone started murmuring to himself. The both of us turned to see Brian talking to himself to know who he was... It's kind of disturbing actually.
He stopped talking once he saw the look Bender and I were giving him.
John and Brian started taking their jackets at the same time, but Bender glared at the nerd which made him keep his coat and pretend like he was cold.
The brain looked at us, who were still looking at him, and laughed nervously before saying "It's the shits, uh?" We continued to glare so he started laughing again.
I turned away and took a bottle of vodka and took a little sip before putting it back so nobody would see.
In the mean time, Bender threw his paper between the princess and the athlete who ignored him.
"Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah...nah, nah, nah..." the criminal started singing so I drummed a little bit on the table to help him with his song.
"I can't believe this is happening to me." whined Claire.
"Well, this is happening, so start believing it...gosh!" I exclaimed.
Before she could say anything, Bender did. "Oh shit! What are we supposed to do if we have to take a piss?"
"Well, when you have to take a piss, you usually do... so, go ahead dude, take a piss." I laughed.
"You got to go, you got to go." John said, unzipping his pants.
The princess looked away but Andrew and Brian were looking. Me? I could've looked, but I mean, I would prefer to look in a different occasion, you know what I mean?
"Hey, you're not urinating in here, man." Andrew commanded.
"Leave him be, jeez!" I interfered.
"Don't talk, don't talk! It makes it crawl back up!" snapped Bender.
"You whip it out; you're dead before the first drop hits the floor." Andrew said sternly.
"You're pretty sexy when you get angry." I teased.
"Grr" John added.
Andrew ignored us and turned around.
Bender turned to Brian. "Hey, homeboy, why don't you close that door? We'll get the prom queen and the flirt impregnated."
Claire glare at John while I laughed.
"I don't want to be pregnant, that's why I've got condoms... You want to play with me, Johnson?" I said as I was making my way to the nerd and I sat down on his table while putting my hand on his thigh.
"But what about me, baby?" asked the criminal with a fake pout on his lips.
"You'll have your turn, Bender." I said with a smirk.
"hey, hey!" intervened Andrew.
"What?" John spat.
"I lose my temper, you're totaled man." he threatened.
"Totally?"
"Totally."
"Why don't you just shut up? Nobody here's interested." Claire said.
"Really, butt face." added Andrew.
"Well, I am." I replied.
"Well hey sporto, what did you do to get in here?" the criminal questioned.
"Forgot to wash your jock?' I chimed in.
"Excuse me fellas, I think we should just write our papers..." Brian tried to stop the argument.
"Look, just because you live in here doesn't give you the right to be a pain in the ass." Andrew snapped. "So knock it off!" he finished.
"It's a free country..." said John.
"True that" I said.
"He's doing it to get a rise out of you, just ignore him." Claire said.
"Sweets, you couldn't ignore me if you tried."
"And, honestly, who would want to ignore this fine piece of ass?" I added, laughing.
Claire just turned away.
