hey, okay. this is a series of texts between Peridot and...Person X...while Steven is unconcious...if you can guess who the person on the other end is you get a golden star sticker (er, half of one...digitally XD)
Beep.
Beep.
Beep.
Beeeeeeeep.
Peridot, who was so stressed out over Steven falling unconcious, didn't realize that it was HER phone that was beeping so much.
Until it fell out of her pocket and flipped over, continuing to make the infuiating beeping noise, while the phone flashed several times, uncontrollably, texts building up on the screen.
Peridot, who was about to lose her mind, grabbed the phone and started reading the texts.
'yo peri'
'why's the sky vomiting nightmares'
'does it have smething to do w/ u'
'actually i take that bak'
'the skys always vomiting nightmares'
'its called the fucking sun'
'u get me right nerd?'
'yo PER r u kust gonna ingore me'
'cuz if u r im gonna ask if ur in the slaughter house'
'r u in the slaughter house w/ all those chickens'
'cuz i deserve it'
'ANSWER ME NERD OR I WILL TYPE IN ALL CAPS TIL KINGDOM COMES'
'WHATS MORE IMPORTANT THAN ME THAT MAKES U UNABLE TO TEXT ME'
'dgsjakkhebn;:);,…egwjmWHUYOUNERD'
'R U NOT GETTING A SIGNAL'
'afbitulilosnsbanjrijsnsnnahsghsjajjjfuckkkkkkyooouuuuuusssiiiigggnnnaaalllll'
'peri'
'peri'
'peri'
'peri
'PERI'
Finally Peridot answered, exasperated.
'What'
'OH FUCK YOU NERDFUCKYOU'
'What do you want?'
'well FUCK peri i dunno...maybe for someone to text me?!'
Well sooooorry, I happen to be trying to save the world right now.'
'I DONT CARE THAT DOESNT GIVE U ANY EXCUSE TO NOT BE TEXTING ME'
'PERIDOT WHERE DID U LEANR UR MANNERS'
'Psh. Like YOU have any. Seriously? You're typing in all caps, that insinuates that you are yelling.'
'WHAT THE HELL I AM YELLING'
'FUCK U TOO PERIDOT'
'OMG DO U KNOW HOW WOrrieD I HAVE BEEN'
'cuz im a FUCKING softy apparently!'
'*says twelve year old you*'
'YO PERI TEXT MEH'
'why u being a clod'
'MY WoRD cLoD IS mY WOrD'
'Go DIE'
'sorry peri...'
'ok u can go back to saving the wprld'
'And I'm actually taking time on this message for a reason:
be careful.
Don't trust anyone that can possibly hurt you (besides me ;) haha)
But seriously. Keep an eye out.
Because you never know what the world is going to throw at you next.
Take care of yourself, Peri.
AND IF YOU DON'T I WILL.
KILL.
YOU.'
'Ha, words to live by, friend.'
'I'll try. But if I don't end up taking care of myself, I'll already be dead.'
'You be safe as well. Dress accordingly for nightmare weather. I hope your gun is charged (and that you remember how to use it).'
'Bye.'
'ho bye.'
'wait did i spell ho correct'
'whatever...so anyway, yes. I already am dressed for nightmare weather (hehehe motorcycel hell-met and jacket and shit) get it hell-met'
'and my gun is charged i got it covered'
'who ya gonna call ghostbusters'
'okay, peri, see u. be safe 3 :3 :3 :3'
Peridot chuckled. Suddenly, the boy at her right stirred, letting out a whine of discomfort.
"STEVEN!"
a/n: sooo WAS IT or WAS IT NOT easy to tell who the other person was?
guess in the reviews and the golden star offer still stands.
I will try to update soon...
haha, Hell-met. :3
