Drink, Drinking, Drunk

Ruby would never have seen herself in such a crowded, loud, stinky bar. The whole thing was her sister's idea and though Ruby would always back up the older sibling, she had to admit that this idea- this information gathering exercise- was a little far fetched.

Of course her disguise was nothing more then a simple push-up bra, some over worked boots that gave her a few inches that she could easily walk in, and some of the clothes Coco had bought her.

Why was she here along with her team? Information gathering, but that was an hour ago and now...

"Wooooooooo Hooooooo!" Yang cried out, riding a mechanical bull Junior had installed for some reason. He had said it was for more funds and better excitement in the club. If you asked Ruby, it was to see boobs jiggle.

Yang was holding on tight, her arms and legs strong enough to keep her seated on the mecha-animal with some effort. The blonde's hair was wild, messy and being thrown with the rider, but damn it if Yang didn't get on that bull drunk!

"I'mma cowgirl~! On a steel bull I~ ride!" Yang sang out, her voice jerking with the movements the machine threw her in, the slur was also playing a part in her horrible singing.

Ruby groaned as she shook her head, her cheeks burning brightly as she watched her sister being flung in all sorts of directions. Yang had always been outgoing and open, but sometimes Ruby found that trait to be...embarrassing.

"Man, I'd like to have her ride my bull, if you know what I mean." A male snickered as he downed his drink, asking the tender for another.

"Yeah, bet she's a cowgirl in bed, too." His companion joked along.

Ruby snarled under her breath, feeling her right eye twitch in annoyance. "She ain't into snakes." she mumbled under her own breath, the sound lost to the roars of the crowd. It was a constant thing that happened under Yang, the girl taking it in stride with a smirk and a wink, followed through with a punch if the hopeful tried to get too grabby.

Blake was along side Yang, no doubt eating up the display of her girlfriend with relentless fervor. Weiss was currently nursing a headache and groaning at the horrible singing the blonde was doing.

"Hey, you sure are cute." A man slurred as he settled close to the fuming rose. "You got a name, Sweetheart?"

Ruby threw the man a glare, it was clear she wasn't interested, nor was she wanting to be here anymore. It was loud, it was smelly, and she wasn't even allowed to try any of the drinks here!

"Oh? Playin' hard ta get? Tell ya what, why don't I buy you a drink?" The man smiled as he ordered something. She hadn't heard what he had asked for, all she knew was that when it got to her, it was a beautiful blue color and smelled rather sweet.

Eyeing the drink up and down, Ruby gave it a curious sip, finding it rather sweet and was a bit fruity. Ruby smacked her lips before she gave the man a smile, her silver eyes sparkling with an idea.

"Well, as long as you keep these coming, I'll tell you my name and more."

Yang was such a bad role model at times.

~ An hour later~~~~~~~~~~

"Oh yeah!" Yang yelled as slammed down a shot and grinned as she flexed her arm to show off her muscles. "Ain't nothin' like a shot, right after a workout!"

"Yes, but that was your forth one." Blake pointed out with a sigh. "I don't want to carry you out of here, Yang. You're far too heavy." The brawler threw a shocked gasp at the cat faunus, her lilac eyes wide and mouth opened in a 'o' shape. "Oh, relax, we all know it's your breasts that are heavy."

"Damn right." Yang huffed as she ordered another shot and downed it just as quickly. Setting the shot glass down on the slightly sticky counter, Yang's hazy eyes gave a look for Ruby, but the red flashing lights made everyone look like her! "Where's my sis?"

"Hm?" Blake hummed in question, looking about quickly before she saw the girl drinking and speaking to a group of guys, a dart in her hand. "Oh no."

"Blakey? What's the matter with ya?" Yang asked, her eyes slightly beginning to droop as the acholol began to kick in.

"Yang, why don't you go get Weiss, and I'll find Ruby?" The raven haired beauty offered, leaving it as a question in hopes of the drunk blonde just happily agreeing, which sadly wasn't the case.

"Nope! I'm the big sissy! I go get Rubbles! She's gotta get ta bed before soon or she won't get enough sleep!" Yang stated as she threw a wild arm in the air. "I gotta make sure she gets her sleep, Blakey!"

"I think you're the one that needs your sleep, Yang." Blake mumbled as she glanced at the cloaked girl in the corner, throwing darts and downing drinks. It was then that Blake could see the money changing hands, or rather, Ruby taking money from the men and stuffing her bra with it.

She had to be running a game, or winning bets, and it appeared that she was good at it too.

By the time Blake turned to look back at Yang, the tall blonde was gone! She looked, but even her damn cowlick was gone! There was no strand nor slur from her, leaving the slightly buzzed teen panicked.

Parting through crowds, moving through dancing and grinding people and a few jerks who tried to grab her ass, Blake finally found the ditzy, loud mouthed, overly hyper and annoyingly happy teenager with a heart of gold, climbing into the dj booth and grabbing the mic.

"Oh Dust, no."

It was nothing more than loud, out of key words that escaped her smiling lips. A song about Love and...biting? It took a lot of will power to keep her feline ears from pressing flat against her scalp and for her to keep from howling. She loved Yang, but she was not a good drunk singer.

However, not everyone had an iron will like she had. That's when it happened, when the 'boo' came and all Hell broke loose.

There was a reason why Ruby Rose was using a sniper rifle. Her mark was as clear and true even when she was more than tipsy. Launching a dart so far into the cheeks of the boo-er's ass that the man jumped a good five inches high and it was still stuck firmly.

"You fucking bitch!" The man roared, turning around in all sorts of directions to find the small girl, who by this time took off her boots and was much shorter now, flipping him both birds and sticking out her tongue.

"Fight me, Loser!" Was her response, and it didn't take long for people to start throwing punches and chairs and bottles. Yang was jumping from the high booth onto the crowd, wrapping her strong arms around two men's necks before she, and the victims, slammed onto the floor.

Ruby and the man she nailed were squaring off, the male pulling out a knife and was striking at the nimble female. Blake could see a few cuts that landed upon her shoulders, but Ruby was still all smiles and taunts, kicking the man's feet from beneath him.

It seemed like it all lasted for hours, but it was only a few short minutes. Junior had hired a good few more men to keep things safe and they sprung into action rather quickly, making the crowd rush off before the cops could show. The only ones left were those who were unconscious, the staff of the bar, Weiss who had found herself behind the bar counter, Yang who was grinning and laughing as she proclaimed her innocence, and Ruby who was currently trying to fight off the growing heaviness of sleep.

"Blondie!" Junior roared, gritting his teeth as he seethed at the giggling teen. "I thought you said you wouldn't wreck the place?! And whose the midget?!"

"She's my baby sis!" Yang called back, moving over to the nodding off girl who still held a dart in her hand. "Look how cute she is?!"

"Where are her fucking shoes?! I have a policy you know!" Junior snapped before something clicked. "Wait...'baby sis'? How old- Let me see her driver's license."

"Huh? I have a driver's permit. I still have to take the test when I turn sixteen." Ruby mumbled as she saw the man walk up to her with his hand outstretched. "Do you want the dart instead?" Placing the dart in the gloved hand, she smiled up at him. "There you go. You can have it."

Junior's jaw dropped, the dart laying dumbly in his hand before he let it drop in order to throw his hands about in fury. "Are you kidding me?! I can lose my license for this! You mean you snuck her in here?! I'm going to-"

"I'm sorry, but it sounded like you were about to threaten us." Weiss suddenly spoke, her icy eyes were slightly bloodshot and angry looking. "It was your men who not only failed to check for IDs, but continued to serve her as well allow other men to buy her drinks."

"Yes but-"

"And before I even get started with that, you accepted a bribe to allow a group of under-aged teens into your bar in the first place! And I'm sure that if this place was put under investigation more health codes, as well as bribes, will be discovered!"

"Alright! Alright, I get it, no need for the show, Ice Queen. No need to try and impress your little friends." Junior growled, crossing his arms and snarling. That was until a sloppy, but still hard kick hit him in the shin. "Ow! Why, you little-!"

"Fight me!" Ruby barked, Yang holding her back, but was laughing as she watched Junior hold his throbbing leg and her baby sister try and kick him more. "Fight me~!"

After dragging the still squirming Ruby out of the bar and into the car, Blake and Weiss sighed as they learned one important fact abut the sisters. They were fighting drunks, Ruby more then Yang surprisingly.

"I hope the hangover isn't like this." Blake said, driving the burrowed van along the quiet roads back to school.

"You and me both. I already have a horrible headache and can't handle anymore of their nonsense. How did I even let this happen? And why is Ruby's bra filled with money?" Weiss grouched, having her arms crossed as she huffed and puffed at her team mate.

"That's a story I'll never tell." Blake teased, her eyes shining with her smile.

A/N: Hey! This chapter is for sangheilitat117! They wanted a drunk Yang and- not really being more then tispy twice- I did my best. Sorry it took so long, but again I had some trouble with this chapter. Hope it's okay I'll see you guys at the next update! XD