A/N: Finally some free time! Enjoy this chapter, it's basically like pinecest doesn't exist in this chapter, maybe, I don't know where I'm going at the beginning here, I'll leave another A/N at the end. It's been so long that I had to reread the end of last chapter to figure out where I left off! Apparently, more people read mature stories than teen stories, because when I checked First Attempt the other dayh, it had 518 views, compared to this stories 2,451 views. Enjoy!
Dipper's P.O.V.
Once we powered the shacktron, as Soos likes to call it, we went to Bill's fear-amid. Once we got there, we heard screaming coming from inside. We busted down the door with our T-Rex head arm. "What!? I just fixed that door!" Bill said. "So the mortals are trying to fight back huh? Adorable. Henchmaniachs, you know what to do! Take them OUT!" Bill's henchmaniachs jumped out of the door and landed in front of us. "This was a bad idea." Grunkle Stan said. "Grunkle Stan, have some faith!" I said. "Uh, hey dudes! This thing on? Test!" Soos said while tapping on the microphone. "Heh,heh. Uh... I just wanted you monster dudes to hand over Ford or we'll have to like, fight and junk. Hey! You're a little cutie." Soos said while pointing at pacifier. "I have butchered billions on countless moons." The monster said. Mabel and I looked at each other with 'What the fuck?' faces. "Woah. I liked you better before you talked. Real, real bring-down, this guy." Soos said in reply. "Attack!" The girl monster said. "Alright dudes!" Soos said while running inside. "Everyone, li!e we planned! 3!2!1!" I said. Once we were done fighting the monsters we heard Bill say, "Guys, seriously? You had like, one job to do here." "Bravo Dipper and Mabel!" I heard Great Uncle Ford say. " Well, would you look at that? Those kids really care about you. And you care about them, DON'T YOU?" Bill said. "What ara you, oh, oh no." Great Uncle Ford said. " Perhaps torturing those kids will make you talk." Me and Mabel's eyes went wide with terror. Um, the shack is still protected by the unicorn spell, right? I asked myself. "No, no, not the kids! You ca-" Then he was stone again. "Let's get this over with!" Bill said. He flew over to us then straightened his tie before he slammed his fist on top of us. When he lifted his hand up, the bubble was around us. Yes! It still works! I thought to myself. "What the? No! Nononono!" Bill said. He started hitting us rapidly. Mabel yelled attack and Grenda threw out her robot arm with the T-Rex head opening it's mouth. We tore Bill's eye out and he asked us if we had any idea how long it took to regenerate him. We flew into the fear-amid with parachutes made out of Mabel's sweaters. She's got a lot of sweaters at the shack still. Mabel and I used her grappling hook to get up to the chair made out of human statues. Gideon said to pull Mayor Tyler out and the entire thing would go down. I pulled him out and just as Gideon said, the chair went down. It unfroze everyone too. Even Grunkle Ford. "Kids! Ah, you did it! I knew I could count on you two! Haha!" Grunkle Ford said. Grunkle Ford and Mckgucket (I probably butchered Fiddleford's name) made up. It was time to defeat Bill.
A/N: So, that's the end of the chapter! I will have more out as soon as possible! Mabel and Dipper held onto each other so they could get up to the chair at the same time. Gideon, despite knowing the twins had been dating for 4 years now, was still jealous of Dipper. Anyways, I know this is a pinecest, and I know there was no pinecest in this chapter, but then again, this was a serious chapter. I should just call it one big, long, paragraph. But I won't. I will try my hardest to make these longer, but I won't make any promises. So that's it for now, if I need to tie up any loose ends, I'll make an A/N "chapter" later, and peace!
