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Topic: Girl ACTUALLY Goes Carrie, Like the Movie
In: Boards ► Places ► America ►Brockton Bay Discussion (Public Board)
AtlanticNorthLeast (Original Poster)
Posted on April 8th, 2011:
Watch this and tell me these guys disn't get what was coming to them.
EDIT: Board rules say It's supposed to be cape related. Check out in the video here at 2:37 in where Glory Girl flies abovethe crowd. Happy now?
EDIT 2: Tip o' the hat to XxVoid_CowboyxX for bringing up that video from last week here. Yeah, sure looks like the same girl.
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► Crap_O'Lantern
Replied on April 8th, 2011:
OMFG WTF is it with shit going down at school dances tonight?
All the NYC Wards crashed a Prom in Costume (Martinette swiping the Prom Queen's crown was LOLs-worthy)
Then there was an explosion at that one in Atlanta, don't know if someone just got their powers or what
And finally here's Young Buck looking like a cocaine fiend (I know they say it was powdered sugar, but come on….)
► Window_Of_Negligence
Replied on April 8th, 2011:
Did the Wards handlers all take stupid pills or something?
'Cuz nothin' sez "low key, no stress environment" like a dance packed full of teens addled by carbonated hormones and petty dramas fuelled by angst.
►DoubleDepressoWithExtraFoam
Replied on April 8th, 2011:
Here we go. This is going to be fun!
WolfDog
Replied on April 8th, 2011:
And let the fireworks begin.
► lahtlali
Replied on April 8th, 2011:
Oh boy. That was a bad move. For everyone.
Commeune
Replied on April 8th, 2011:
Here comes Carrie!
► Harry_Reality
Replied on April 8th, 2011:
Hahahahahaha wow
► Zhonenmonsta
Replied on April 8th, 2011:
Look at that guy on the left, you can almost see him thinking: 'Just back away slowly dude, just back away slowly from the crazy people.' It might also save you from any other scary cape that might very well go Carrie on the entire school.
Kolchak
Replied on April 8th, 2011:
Won't save him from the inevitable shitstorm about to rain down on their heads though.
Edit: How precog of me, I just read the full description under the video about what happened next.
►Throw'N_Feces_At_Another_Species (Banned)
Replied on April 8th, 2011:
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User was banned for this post: Racist commentary will not be tolerated.
XxVoid_CowboyxX
Replied on April 8th, 2011:
Wow, I didn't go to the dance at Immaculata tonight, I can't believe I missed it!
Hey! I know her, she goes to my school! Check out this video from last week
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Madison clicked the link and flinched as she watched the contents of her purse spill to the floor yet again. She stopped the video of her embarrassing performance in the Winslow cafeteria last week from playing any further. Madison was relieved she had not been home in time to react to that video in a more timely fashion. But with so many pages of commentary between the offending link, and where she could join the conversation the impulse to post in her defense was easily quashed.
She leaned back from the computer in thought. The last thing she wanted to do was let anyone close to those mortifying circumstances connect the dots, and even coincidentally link her PHO account with last week's prank video. At least it wasn't the one put to music. Although her own first name was said, it wasn't plastered on a banner which took up the entire screen as it did for Sophia.
Small favors.
Madison flopped back in her chair and stretched her arms to the sky.
"Ow!"
With a firm slap Madison killed the mosquito which had bitten her right in the crook of her left elbow. She looked disgustedly at the blotch of squashed insect anatomy, blood, and clear fluid which smeared her skin and reached for a tissue to wipe up the mess.
So goddamn annoying.
She tossed the tissue into the trashcan next to her desk and continued reading.
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► AtlanticNorthLeast (Original Poster)
Replied on April 8th, 2011:
Huh, lemmee see... Yeah, could be. XxVoid_CowboyxX, I'll add it to th OP
► XxVoid_CowboyxX (At Ground Zero: Brockton Bay)
Replied on April 8th, 2011
Woot! I'm Internet Famous!
► \nn/SafetyPunk\nn/
Replied on April 8th, 2011
Wait, wait, wait…
XxVoid CowboyxX didn't go to the dance with the kewl kids?
….ssssssssssssssssssssssssSSSSSShocking.
► XxVoid_CowboyxX
Replied on April 8th, 2011
Dick.
► Tin_Mother (Moderator)
Replied on April 8th, 2011
Don't go down that road...
Only one hundred and fifty three days left to go in your probation, XxVoid_CowboyxX, don't start down that slippery slope now.
► woo'D'daWabbit
Replied on April 8th, 2011:
Oooo and the pot stirs. You are all a bad influence on me
Zhonenmonsta
Replied on April 8th, 2011:
...now I'm interested.
► OrganSystem
Replied on April 8th, 2011:
Shit is about to get real.
► CitizenSun63
Replied on April 8th, 2011:
SOPHIA! Why do you set your self up always for failure! This cannot in any way end well for you... It doesn't help that as far as you getting dumped on, no one actually cares a single fuck about you! Lol
maworker9
Replied on April 8th, 2011:
mm i dont no what to say here but fuck
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Madison stopped typing to slap at her elbow yet again. It annoyed her that practically every swat at the mosquitoes was dodged by the acrobatic insects, thereby not doing much good. The area felt kind of numb, so she couldn't even react until it was too late.
Well, Sophia's name had been posted and was now out in the wild. It would be easier to get pee out of a swimming pool than to take that back now. Probably was just a comment by one of the few Winslow track team members who avoided arrest earlier tonight trying to get their own pound of flesh.
While she felt a minor impulse to defend her friend, for right now anything remotely relating to her was just too toxic. As long as they kept on using just Sophia's name and not her own, Madison decided Sophia could have all the attention to herself.
Another mosquito bit her in the crook of her elbow again. It didn't really hurt, or it may have been she just didn't care anymore.
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► Naidono
Replied on April 8th, 2011:
Ex Lax Fountain lol
► Gohbii
Replied on April 8th, 2011
Welp... an unexpected twist! Everyone was at Immaculata...
► Zhonenmonsta
Replied on April 8th, 2011:
And likely won't be immaculate for long I thinks.
► Oop
Replied on April 8th, 2011:
Wow, that girl's popularity is going to be through the roof.
Wait, I'm not sure that's the right word.
Well, they'll all want to get their hands on her. That's popularity, right?
Right?
► Truthor
Replied on April 8th, 2011:
Do It! If there are no witnesses left alive, no one can report what you've done!
This will probably end horribly, which saddens me. Hopefully the revenge will be at least a little satisfying to make up for being forced onstage and probably be humiliated.
► Inhandle
Replied on April 8th, 2011:
This prank has "too many cooks in the kitchen" written all over it. Dude being strangled needs some better conspirators.
kittengal
Replied on April 8th, 2011:
This wasn't just poking the bear. This was kicking the bear in the balls, giving it fleas and then laughing at it from 3 feet away.
► BeardFrown
Replied on April 8th, 2011:
Hahahahahahahahahah
► Harry_Reality
Replied on April 8th, 2011:
Hehe well she maybe possibly might be getting ahead now? As in, trying to rip off the one from the guy who set her up.
SorcerousSigil_Girl
Replied on April 8th, 2011:
OMG, I just got home from there? Who else was!
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Madison clicked past another two pages of what her mother would have called 'Mickey Mouse Roll Call.' If only Mr. Barnes had dropped her off first instead of Julie, she might have posted along with everyone else. It was OK to live in the moment, but now she would have to see where the posts of all the various reactions twisted and turned so she could come up with just the right angle to play come Monday. Come up with a fresh perspective so that she wouldn't be just one more echo in the voice of public opinion.
More mosquitoes, apparently drawn by the scent of blood from their crushed comrade, bit her again and again on the same spot. It was annoying, kind of.
She gave up on PHO for the moment, stood up, grabbed her nightshirt, and went down the hall to the bathroom. Once or twice she stumbled and had to place a hand against the wall for balance. Her head felt a little fuzzy. She wondered if someone had spiked the punch bowl like at that dance last Halloween, and she had only noticed it now. Maybe.
It only took her a few minutes to get ready for bed, as she followed her usual routine on autopilot. Her thoughts drifted as she brushed out her hair. She idly remembered overhearing some guys talking at school when they didn't know she could hear. One thing had stuck in her mind, the almost mythical properties they conjured up about the girls locker room off the gym, and how one guy thought about the girls changing clothes inside and said he was so jealous of those lucky walls.
It was so pathetic when she first heard it, but now she couldn't stop giggling at the very thought. How worthless a loser would a guy have to be to wish he was drywall? A glance at the light switch made her snort out loud with laughter as she exited and returned to her room.
She made her way back down the hall, and steadied herself with one hand brushing the wall the whole way to stave off vertigo. Madison giggled softly again. The walls in the hall. Those lucky, lucky walls are totally, totally tall.
She plopped down roughly in her chair and continued to read where she left off.
The next mosquito on her arm didn't even bother her at all. She just waved it away, but it came back.
Eh.
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► woo'D'daWabbit
Replied on April 8th, 2011:
Oh no!
► Salvation931
Replied on April 8th, 2011:
Yea, there comes a time when playtime has to end: that time is now.
► BillyJoeJimPeasant
Replied on April 8th, 2011:
yes give in to the hate!
► Ebullient92
Replied on April 8th, 2011:
While I see a number of people cheering for the girl covered in paint here, I'm afraid I can't. The guy she chokes may have gotten a measure of what's coming to him, but there was too much collateral damage for me to be rooting for the girl on this. Too many people who were expecting to have a nice night, one they had earned in their efforts at setting up parties for others, but had their night ruined by laxatives, the shenanigans on stage, or the near riot.
► Sotsuak
Replied on April 8th, 2011:
The laxatives were setup by the track team and the riot is due to Glory Girl's involvement. Unless you think the girl on stage was capable of precognition and puppeteering others, she had no way altering those outcomes without endangering herself. Admittedly, she did intensify the bit on stage.
► Tungsten_Uranus
Replied on April 8th, 2011:
Also, and I do realize how often it is used as a prank, but I'm pretty sure the Ex Lax thing is illegal
Humblehawk
Replied on April 8th, 2011:
Wait really, I've got to look this up...
*scrolls through internet*
... Okay, then. I'm just going to lie low for a small bit. Hoping no one realizes that I at least knew of such a thing happening at my school last year.
P.S. For a little more info, the prank backfired off onto the guy who tried it in the first place.
► Winged_One
Replied on April 8th, 2011:
This is like watching a trainwreck in slow motion and it's either the really fun or the not fun at all kind of trainwreck.
► Tacitsaga
Replied on April 8th, 2011:
I think that's all of the possible trainwrecks, unless there's some kind of boring ho hum trainwreck I'm not familiar with.
Winged_One
Replied on April 8th, 2011:
There are definitely unremarkable trainwrecks; you see the crash coming, but the consequences are neither particularly aggravating nor amusing.
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Everything was kind of floaty and she felt a contented warm, liquidy sensation in her entire body. It was like she just knew that every molecule that comprised her was in perfect synchronicity with the universe. Like how the mosquitoes kept landing on the same spot on her arm. Or the pattern in the speckled plaster on the wall was sort of like one of those pieces of art where a 3d image appears if you stared at it the right way…
Madison shook her had to clear it and skimmed past page after page of conversation, which had somehow turned from being about the dance at Immaculata into a wide ranging discussion about the perils of transporting oil by railcars and the occasional explosive accident versus the rarer sabotage of pipelines. She realized she was barely even reading one word in three as a sensation of contented wellbeing overcame her that felt as if she were wrapped in an electric blanket after playing outside in the snow.
Madison jolted awake as her elbow slipped off the desk and she came within inches of banging her head against the flat surface.
Hmm? When had she logged on to PHO?
Oh, right, right. Got home after the dance and…
Eh. Whatever.
Blearily, she resumed reading.
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► Blue_Ballroom (Moderator)
Replied on April 8th, 2011:
What in the blue blazes is going on here? Tin_Mother goes away from her keyboard for like fifteen minutes and this forum is literally derailed talking about, of all things, trains derailing.
Users are NOT free to make posts with the intent yelling at people and making them verbal punching bags. I don't care how strongly you feel, you are not helping.
Everyone is to pull their head in and have a damn good think about what they post and why.
► XxVoid_CowboyxX
Replied on April 8th, 2011
Yeesh. How many pages of 'Dudes, I was there' interwoven with a discussion of oil train explosions does it take to get a moderator involved?
User received an infraction for this post.
► Tin_Mother (Moderator)
Replied on April 8th, 2011:
I'm back.
XxVoid_CowboyxX, what did the other Moderator just say?
► PlatonicSolidLad
Replied on April 8th, 2011:
I have mixed feelings about the whole thing. Yes, a lot of collateral, but...Aside from that girl snapping and almost killing someone (which is more on her than anyone else), nobody was in danger of dying.
► Gohbii
Replied on April 8th, 2011:
Really? I guess that girl COULD go to the cops now... something about blood everywhere? Because getting deluged in red stuff is more impressive than multiple assault?
► Lahtlali
Replied on April 8th, 2011:
She could.
But it appears the girl has run out of fucks and chosen plan B (as in choke-a-bitch).
DoubleDepressoWithExtraFoam
Replied on April 8th, 2011:
Always nice to see bullies get what they deserve.
► Bai
Replied on April 8th, 2011:
Yes! Hahaha! Fuck you dude! May the cops tear you a new one, that you can show off in Juvie. Well. Not literally, of course.
►Sotsuak
Replied on April 8th, 2011:
This will end in blood, fire, and tears.
WolfDog
Replied on April 8th, 2011:
Come on, KARMA!
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Madison recognized her focus was shifting in and out, making it practically impossible to read. She must have been more tired than she realized. It felt like her head was stuffed with cotton balls. Every move took conscious effort.
She just skipped to the last page and would post a barely relevant comment and get back to it tomorrow. Read it with a fresh point of view and find out whether the comments tended more towards the sympathetic or the hostile. That would let her know how to handle the situation going forward.
The unexplained euphoria from earlier had faded a little, so she shook her head and powered through.
More mosquitoes landed on her, unnoticed.
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► Tungsten_Uranus
Replied on April 8th, 2011:
And she tried to strangle a guy.
► beedelzed (Original Poster)
Replied on April 8th, 2011:
Oh no... Jesse's gonna die, isn't he?
► Hoohoogrrl
Replied on April 9th, 2011:
Didn't she break or dislocate another guy's knee when he tried to pull her off the dude she was strangling?
► Spanktimus_Prime
Replied on April 9th, 2011
Nah, that healer chick from New Wave got to him (even if, IMNSHO, he didn't deserve it)
► LoudlyUnobservant
Replied on April 9th, 2011:
I can't see this ending well for anyone.
H.
Replied on April 9th, 2011:
It's cause young people are all crazy. He need to look outside his age group. He should totally ask Panacea on a date. Florence Nightingale syndrome for the win!
► SpecifcProtagonist
Replied on April 9th, 2011:
No c'mon... Don't be stupid. As far as you know, she hasn't done anything to him...
► PreviouslyEarnedWagesOwed_Are_A_FemaleDog
Replied on April 9th, 2011:
Well besides... Oh, y'know… Existing. Inhaling. Exhaling. Being too ugly to live, that sort of thing.
Bullies don't HAVE to have a legitimate reason in order to bully, the Bullying itself IS the reason
SpecificProtagonist
Replied on April 9th, 2011:
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The blinking cursor on screen pulsed silently as Madison sat in front of her computer in the darkness when cold insight cut through the fog in her mind. That last quote seemed really familiar, but she didn't recognize the user name. Since there were kids from every school in Brockton Bay at Immaculata tonight, it made sense to have some unfamiliar names, but that one…
It seemed like a puzzle.
Madison fumbled for a pen and left an illegible scrawl across her notepad as she attempted to write it down. Figure out that screen name. The pen slipped from her grasp only to leave a streak of ink behind before it rattled across her desk to fall to the floor.
Her eyes lagged after the pen, as she turned away from the computer and futilely searched for where it fell in the shadow cast by her desk on the floor. Madison's dulled reactions were insufficient to overcome her momentum as she continued moving, and she pitched off of her chair to collapse face first on the floor.
Madison generated an ever widening patch of drool soaked carpet, oblivious to her surroundings.
From under furniture and out of vents swarms of bugs poured forth.
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