OK i wanna make this abundyntly clear... ms paint and mrs pomfrey are siter in laws because mrs pomfrey married ms paints brother

also can anyone help me with fanfiction? wat does docX mean? they kep asking me if it is story or dox? and they keep removing my formation?

i keep making - theses but they delete them.

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gonna try that stuff from now on. i will be REALLY PISSED if it doesnt work. if you dont see formatting, this probably looks silly to you. sorry.

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the figure at the door was a ghostly white goo monster. his face was transluckent and he was wearing a fedora. i immediately disliked him because tumblr taught me fedora guys are usually asswipes and i had enough assholes in my life between dave and sollux! he scared me a lot and i was also worried about why he was in my castle so i woke up terrifified.

anyway that dream was last night and i was now out of the hospital (ms paint the nurse said i was free to go and she also apologized for having such loud sex all the time)

i entered my dorm hive and there were over 15 donzen roses! (everyone sent me one except kanaya and vriska. sollux sent me one but he burned the flowers with his cigaratte lighter and made sure all the thorns were still on)

the roses made me feel special but behind all the bouquets was a arrangement of special sburban flowers with a bow around them. they were purple which was my favorite color (after all much of my waist length ahir was purple) and also the color reminded me of rose and eridan

i layed down on my bed, thinking silently about all the things that have happened since my first day at sburb. i wondered if i missed any good classes but it waasnt tuesday yet (i wasnt there a week, just 5 days) so i didnt have detenention or anything like that. i thought about doctor scratch and gigled because i imagined him being a giant white kitty cat (because scratch posts)

i also thought about roxy. i knew she wasnt a lesbian at all but when she touched my vagina it gave me a funny feeling. even though it was just a dream. i also worried about eridan because he was porbably in love with me secretly (i could just tell in his eyes even though he said he only was in love with my as a friend) i didnt want to lose eridan because of all the guys even troll brad pitt and troll paulmccartney (swoon) he was the dreamiest. i immediately started to cry as i thought about erian's biceps.

as i cried i noticed that i had a package. i opened it expencting flowers but it was another bowl

"WTF" i said. why do i keep getting these clay bowls? are they to barf in?

i started to draw gamzee and his giant eyelashes and thought about his dorito pie which was good but only okay (like a 7/10 or maybe a 6.2) he was a really good friend and i could just tell gamzee was super loyal and logical and that is what i always look for in a bestie

i smelled the special flowers and they smelled like muffins, chocolate, perfume and wood (all of them smelled a little different. there was 12 but they only had those sflavors)

i quietly cried even harder because i thought abut holding those flowers and walking dwn the isle to marry eridan. do torlls get married? probably not i thought. eridan would probably still do it for me anyway.

the n i noticed a leather jacket on the floor and the toilet flushed!

"dont go in there"

in was dave. dave was smirking like a total asshole but it made him really hot. i turned away because i hated him and i didnt want him to see i was crying and think he is very handsome

dave sat on my lap to be funny )he wansnt) and then sat on my bed and i slapped him

"YOU POOPED IN MY TOILET?!" i yelled. "ow" he said mildly

"of all the toilets to poop in you chose mine! how did you even get in here you fucking asshole" i screamed

"ow..." he said rubbing his cheek

"answer my question you stupid boy!" i was so mad "why did you pooop in my toilet"

"because... i love you" he said, his eyes fixated on mine "there is no one else i would rather be with"

"how did you know i was gonna be here?"

"time shenangigans" he shrugged

"i expected you later which is why i pooped" he explored "listen stacia i am in love with you. im sorry for breaking into your apartment and i am sorry for lying to you about my name and i am sorry i was dating three people before i met you and still am dating those three peoeple" he sighed "but i know we have something special here"

i slapped him again "dont toy with my emotions!" tears were coming out of my eyes, landing on his shirt which made his abs visible (he was holding my head in his arms)

"stop being this way" i begged

"im sorry i am difficult stacia" he sighed "i want to be easier for you. i want to be your boyfriend" he started singing boyfriend by justin beiber but i got even agrier (i don't have beiber fever) "stacia please" he begged

i sighed and cried and let him kiss me hard. i could feel he hadnt shaved in days "i was so worried about you wehen you were in the hospital" i was so confused. who should i choose? i sat on my bad, starring sadly and pensievely at the flowers

"which bougquet is your favorite" he asked wrapped his arms around me

"that one" i said, talking about the sburbian flowers

'those are from me" he said

"reallly?"

"yes stacia" he took his glasses off so i know he meant business "i wouldnt lie to you. i just wanna lie with you" he winked

i rolled my eyes and then laughed and we kissed

i fetl super slutty so all we did was kiss but it was super hot and steamy

after two hours of kissing i fell asleep in his arms

when i went to sleep i did not go to my castle but instead a firey place

"where am i" i asked and my voice echoed

there was no one there

there were bars of steel and stain and cages and the ceiling was not there but i could just tell i was in a deep tunnel or something deep

"please" i said "someone answer me"

there was no one and there was nothing

except fire

suddenly i started levitating!

"OMG i am levitating" i said

just as i said that though my feet stopped floating and i stumbled onto the ground which was hot stone

"wake up stacia" i said "wake up" please wake up"

but i stayed there

i wanted to be in my castle with tom and raoxy and the alcohol and root beer but this was way worse

i cried and it echoed a lot but no one heard me or cared

i finally woke up gasping for air and dave stroked my hair "its okay baby it was just a bad dream i am here and i love you now " he whispered softly

i nodded and sobbed in his arms

"do you ever have nightmares" i asked but dave was already asleep again

eventually i went to sleep again and found myself face to face with the goo monster from before!