i got out of my bed and saw spades slick crying and spades slick and i had the exact same conversation as before! i couldnt even bleieve how psychic i was. on earth i often experienced things like that but my parents just told me i was crazy and said i was delusional and making things up and didnt know what i ass talking about.

it turned out spades slick and ms paint really did get engaged and she really did call it off. i went back in my bed which had no dave in it.

"psssst" i heard above me which made me look uo

"pssst" said the voice above me

i looked up and it was gamzee! he was in the vents! "hey gamzee what are yu doing there?" i asked him and he told me "i am going on a date with tavros and i want you to join"

hi hand came ot of the vent and i held it and he lifted me upa nd we crawled into the vents which had cheeto dust everywhere and plopped into tavros's room. tavros was in his dormhive silently crying

"g-g-g-gazmee!" he said with a stutter and climbed onto gamzee's lap with a smile "i was just tinking about you"

gamzee grinned "i can always tell motherfucker. my horns were all up and burning"

they were making out son and it was an awkward situation because i had no one to make out with and alo tavros had no idea who i was so i just sat there and watched because what else was there to do?

they were very in love and super cute

"this is my morial" gamzee said pointing to me

"im stacia worschester" i nodded and hugged tavos "why were you crying?"

"i had a dream that gamzee was bleeding puddles in to the lake of skaia and he was killed by a giant bear" he said (he knew what a bear was because he watchd brave)

gamzee put tavros on his lap and brushed his hair gently "im still alive my little motherfucker" he sang like a lullably

they started making out again and i decided to read tavros magazine which was "peter pan and you" it was a self help magazine.

"i saw you in the h-h-h-h-h-h-h-hospital" said tavros and i nodded

"sollux must be must stopped" he said shaking a fist in the air "he has hurt so many innocent souls"

i asked him who else he hurt and he said that sollux was the one who told vriska to make him paralyzed and also that sollux hung out with spades slick and was learning to stab and sometimes practiced on tiny animals

i gasped " are they lovers"

"no" said tavros "spades slick is only his friend and his mentore" i nodded

sollux and tavros startd to get high and take off eachothers pants so i said "well im gonna go"

'bye' said tavros and gamzee

i walked outside into the hallway and saw eridan. MY HEART FLUTTERED AND SKIPPED A BEAT!

"stacia!" he said "i mssed you so much"

i ran into his arms

"were were you?" he asked

"in the hospital" i said "i missed you too" he kssed me immediately and picked me up with his big strong biceps which i felt gloriously

"you are not safe here" he said bravely, puffing up his AMAAAAAZING chest "i will carry you home"

he walked over to my dorm and kicked the door open very macho whch made me swoon and he flung me on my bed

eridan kissed me so much i thought my lps were gonna fall off "what was that for"

"i dont need a reason to kiss you" said eridan "but you look incredibly beatufil right now" he whispered and we made out heavily

"'"im sorry i cant constraln myself" he told me as he kissed my neck and i played with his sexy cape with my fingers

"i just want to talk" i told him thinking of dave

"okay just five more minutes of kissing" he said and i agreed

five minutes later i was lying in his arms

"you got so many flowers" he said

i nodded

'which ones are your favorite" he asked and i pointed to the ones dave got me

he smiled and said "those are the ones i gave you"

i couldnt believe it! WTF was happening here! who was lying and who was telling me the truth? i had ot know!

i started crying and i yelled at him to leave

my heart is split in two

which of my loves is true

who will win me in the end

who will just

be my friend

eridan and dave are two sides of the coin

and one day i will join

one of them in matrimony

i would spend all my money

just to know

how to go

out

with

i sobbed even harder because eridan smelled like sollux and i knew he probably just got done fucking him and that was why he was in the hallway1! i hated myself.

i went through my catalogue and took the bathing suit i wore when i was fondled by eridan and set it on tire in the sink sobbing and then i poured all the apple juice i had in the fire as well because it reminded me of dave.

the fire subsided and i spit on it to make it stop smoking

i wrote some more poetry in my notebook and sobbed myself to sleep

"stacia" said the white goo monster "you are almost ready"

he disappeared and i was not in the tundra or the fire. i was on propsit at a lovely barbecure. on prospit was gamzee and tavros and john and john (which i was really happy about) and vriska who i was really upset to see. terezi and karkat were there but mostly they were trying to get terezi to stay away from the red tomatoes being roasted on the fire.

"hi john" i sat next to him kindly'

"hey stacia!" he said and he smiled with me "i hope you like hot dogs and chicken wings!" i told him i loved hot dogs and chicken wings "there will also be bread and ribs" he tolds me nad i was really excited to eat everything!

when we finally got to having the feast i sat next to john and i was shivering so he gave me his coat. we toasted marshmallows in front of the bonfire

"i want to show you something" said john

"ok"

john reached into his pants and he pulled out his large wallet and tok out a picture

the picture was of him as a baby with a party hat on. he was behind a large cake with vanilla frosting and there was a handsome white man next to him with kind eyes and a fedora

"this was my first birthday" he said

"omg that is sooo cute" i said but i was confused as to why he showd that to me but then i saw the date "omg today is your bithday!"

'yes it is" he said smiling "that is why we are having this bonfire"

i hugged him "happy birthday john!" then casey came and hugged us

"hey gingerbread" i said to her and john got kinda pissed 'her name is casey" she said to me "and she is my daughter"

"ok ok sorry and hapy birthday" i said walking away and i hugged john tightly

karkat saw and glazed his eyes at me with a 'bitch that is my man' look but i just rolled my eyes because he was dating dave

then i started to think about dave and began to cry

everyone circled around me asking what was wrong

"please just lave me alone!" i shrieked and ran off into the distance and begged myself to wake up