Back when the world was new
The planet Earth was down on it's luck
And ev'rywhere gigantic brutes
Called Titans ran amok
It was a nasty place
There was a mess
Where ever you stepped
Where chaos reigned and earthquakes
And volcanoes never slept
And then along came Zeus
He hurled his thunderbolt
He zapped
Locked those suckers in a vault
They're trapped
And on his own stopped chaos in it's tracks
And that's the Gospel truth
The guy was too type A to just relax
And that's the world's first dish
Zeus tamed the globe
While still in his youth
Though, honey, it may seem impossible
That's the gospel truth
On Mt. Olympus life was neat and smooth as sweet vermouth
Though, honey, it may seem impossible
That's the gospel truth
