Hi. Yeah, Hi. Uh.. this is the author. Hello! It's nice to meet you.

Um.. about some of these reviews... You guys did read the summary, right? You know, the one that says "Crack Fic"? Because a lot of you guys seem to think that this is serious...

But the summary has said that this was a joke for a very long time now. I just wanted to bring it to your attention, in case you were confused. Anyone who didn't understand that this is complete crack and mind sewage, I'm not calling you stupid. I have been known to only read half summaries as well. I'm just clearing this up. Anyway, back to the story!


"Honestly, Evelynn, I don't get it," I said saucily as I chewed my gum loudly in class. "Like, if Draco likes me, why doesn't he act like it? He totally isn't into me, you know, but why would you even think that he was?"

"He's always looking at you and blushing!" my bestest friend Evlynn said with a snap. "Look at Tim!"

I looked over at Draco, shrugging. "He looks normal to me."

"He never looks like that around anyone else! I see him looking in our direction all the time."

"Then obviously," I said rolling my eyes, "he likes YOU."

Evelynn blushed. "What? That baka? He definitely dosn't like me, you idiot!"

I laugh in her face. "Come on, Ev! It's obvious! Just make a bloody move, already!"

Her red face turned darker. "Sh-shut up... He likes you, and you know it."

"No, I always see him staring at you," I counter. "Now go ask him out, or I'll take drastic measures."

She pales, tucking her ash blonde locks behind her ears that were so pointed that they looked like Elf Ears.

"Oh.. o-okay..." She stood up and walks over to Draco, bright red."

"U-uh... Sen- Senpai?" she stuttered nervously. I smirk, knowing that this would totally go my way.

Snapping out of his thoughts, Draco turned his trucking gorgeous eyes to evelynn. "Yeah, what?"

"Uh.. I... I..." She stuttered, looking like she was going to run away. I used some emotion magic to keep her calm. "I.. I l-like you, please go out with me!"

The entire crowd fell silent, and I smiled brightly. Oh, thank goodness.

Draco didn't answer for a very long time. Then he finally said, "I'm sorry. I... don't see you that way. I am in love with someone else. I hope you find someone better in your future, though."

Evelynn looked heartbroken. Tears welled in her eyes and she ran away. As soon as she was out of ear shot, I laugh. A long, dark and sexy laugh. Oh, this was too rich. She actually trusted me. I'm the Queen of Pranks, idiot! Yet she fell for it. Hook, line, and sinker.

Draco gave me an adoring look for the rest of the period, and I pretended to be oblivious to it.

Like usual, anyway. I just wanted to see Severus, and if I had to break a few hearts while bored, sure. Whatever.