i, dave strider, was sitting down. i was sitting on a bean bag chair throne in my dorm. geromy and jeffrey were fanning me while bro held the sraw so i could drink my beer. we were watching porn.

bro and jeff were gazing at each other (more like gay-zing at each other because i am pretty sure they were banging.) geromy spilled my beer on my lap and we all laughed at him and yelled at him. now my boner was covered in beer over my jeans.

i screamed at geromy and then we all masturbated because the porn is si hot. it was about two teachers having a threeway with the janirtor.

the teachers were hot girls with big tits which boys love, including me. i dont know if bro an jeff like it but they got boners anyway.

after it all finished we talked about stacia sand how much she betrayed me. i tried so hard to be the best choice for her but she kissed eridan in front of me.

"you deserve better" said bro and he opened a tequila for me. we drank and i sighed and thought about all the other peple i could date,

i felt guilty because john and terezi and jade were such good girlfriend and i gave them up jut for one stupid girl who had a crush on a stupi troll. eridan was the literal worst. sometimes he would proudly walk own the halls and his cape would trail behind him like royalty and i would want to step on it so he falls or chokes and dies.

i missed my old quadrants but there was something about knowing stacia cant be mine that made me want her to be mine.

eridan and i heard laura sream when he was in the halls. at first we thought someone was just wearing squeaky shoes but then when she kept screaming we looked at each other iwth fear.

"what could that be" i aske

"i dont know" he said frighteningly.

we shrugged and then ran out t the hallway to see what was the deal.

when we walked out we saw that laura was sitting on the floor looking at something. her face was whiter than before. she looked terrified.

when i looked to see what was so scary i couldn't even believe it.

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SOLLUX.