we couldnt believe it. sollux was floating right in front of us! he was supposed to be ded. eridan looked like he was looking right at a ghost. he croaked like a frog and was shaking so i stroked his back to make him feel beter because he knew i was there for him and i still was his girlfriend.

finally he got words out. the words were "sollux... your an angel!"

at first i got really bad because i thought seeing sollux was making him feel romance and

but then eridan explained to me that angels on this planet were not good like humans see angels (he saw them talk about angels in scooby doo so he knew that angels were good on earth. he also loved scooby oo because daphne was his favorite and he thought shaggy was funny. he said that velma reminded him or terezi)

"yes... thereason you couldnt find my dead body is because my body was alive and become an angel, you douchey prick of hipster glasses."

immediately erian took out his bow and arrow gun and shot sollux. he did is 12 times. finally sollux's angel body died.

laura looked so relieve.

i started at eridan. seeing him shoot solluc with that big gun was so fucking sexy to me. i pinned him against the wall and undid his pants and we HAD SEX RIGHT THERE right against the wall. i didnt even cae if someone saw me.

laua left to give us some privacy.

that night i lied in eridans be and i couldn' even believe i lost my virginity to him! we had sex 16 moe times that night and every time felt better than the last.

i fell asleep in each other's arms.

when i dreamed i saw tom.

"wow stacia!" he saig grinning. "it has been so long since i saw you the last time youhad a dream with me in it." he grinned. tom went ove r to hug me and i said "BACK OFF. I HAVE A BOYFIEND NOW." he said he understood and went back into the castle.

i walked around dese and thought to myself how mad i was that my dad (my real dad, not the fake dad that adopted me!) killed eridans dream self. i wish i knew what he was dreaming about right now. i bet he was dreaming about me.

i couldnt believe how lovely our fucking was. he made it so good and gentle and romantic but also passionate and sex.

i felt like maybe i was rude to tom so i went back to find him only to find hm crying.

"whats wrong" i asked him

"oh nothing" he said mysteriously.

i told him all about how rude and mean dave was being and he couldn't believe it. he said he would haunt dave's dreams so good to make him pay fo r being so cruel. he also laughed about the pizza bagel incident and he felt kind of sad about sollu. i cringed because i could still hear sollux's evil cackling in my mind. i was so glad he was gone.

when i woke up eridan and i were cuddling.

i checked my phone and i got a text fom an anonymous number. it said

"I HAVE THE TAPE OF YOU HAVING SEX. I WILL POST IT ON SBURB GOSSIP."