1. OMGGGGG! I CAN'T BELIEVE ANDEW FUCKING HUSSIE COMMENTED ON MY FIC. I AM LITERALLY CRYING TEARS OF JOY AND HAPPINESS RIGHT NOW JUST THINKING ABOUT HIM! I TOLD EVERYONE AT SCHOOL AND MY TEACHERS BUT NO ONE UNDERSTAND WHY I AM SO EXCITED. I TOLD MY FRIEND TJ AND SHE SAID SHE WAS PROUD OF ME! OMG I CANT EVEN

THANK THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU YOU MR. HUSSIE! I LOVE YOU SO MUCH AND THANK YOU FOR MAKING HOMESTUCK AND ALL YOU R CHARACTERS HAPPEN. I LVOE YOU!

2. I made a mistake. i meant to write that the shadowy figueres want to kill ERIDAN. i will fix it in this episode.

3. nano- ummm how is liking meatballs ooc for john?

"we need to kill eridan and kidnap stacia" they said. (ok soncider that canon lol sorry bout that)

i cornered nepeta when i saw her.

"h i nepeta" i said.

"hellmew" she said in her cute adorable ktiten voice.

i glared at her "stop that nepeta i know what you are all about"

i looked at his eyes intensely and showed that i was furious and would not relent my madness. she whimpered scared and said "s-s-stop your scaaring me!"

ik ept glaring and equius came out of the corner and punched me right in the face.

i woke up in the hopsital.

when i woke up in the hsopital mrs pomfrey smiled at me casually "oh hi" he said.

behind her spades slick was making RUDE HAND GENSTURES at me. i stuck my tongue out at him when mrs pomfrey wasnt looking.

"the strong stroll punched you" said said. "you broke your jaw"

it was just then i noticed i had wires around my mouth.

"dont worry" said gamzee "i am here to take care of you" he smiled and howed me that he was holding a straw to a delicious lookig smoothie which i drank. it was banana blureberry vanilla and honey. i smiled. "gamzee youre the be-"

mrs pomfrey glared "no thalking." i sighed and nodded.

she handed me a pile of magazines.

hours went by as i read through gamzee's favorite makeup magazne and looked at kanayas fashion catalogue. then i read a cooking magazine. after that i rea a magazne about troll celebrity culture.

when i reached the next magazine... it was...

TROLL CAT FANCY

it was written by NEPETA

NEPETA WAS NOT INTERVIEWING PEOPLE FOR SBURB GOSSIP!