ok first of all i want to say something aobut the review i got. it said people on readit are making fun of me. i cant go on that sit because of parental controls but i told my friend and she went on the site and said NONE OF THAT IS TRUE.
then i got another review saying the real andrew hussie would never read my fic? ummm ok. you are just jealous.
i am a big girl and i can deal with the haters but quit making up lies.
also nano why tf is it ooc that johns fave itialian food is meatballs? does he say he hates them in canon? NO.
everyone needs to chill and let me rite my story. i dont know why you are all PMSing or whatver and decied to flame me and hate me recently.
ok anyway i love my fans and for the people who enjoy my story here is chapter 46
dinosaur sorry i didnt know yo uwere cis!
over the next week i was left all alonebecause i was in the ospital i didnt have a boyfriend and laura was too busy being in love.
with the days i had i used the tim to read up on sburb gossip. the posts were vicious and had lots of details about person lives and pictures of people taken sneakily. they wrote terrible lies and started awful rumors.
there was a post about my hospital visit but i said i had an std.
i couldnt beliee how terrible the blog was.
it was so vicious and cruel. i couldnt imagine who would write all of tis.
i sighed and equius walked in.
"i am sorry to have punched you" he said "but no one messes wit my moraile." he handed me a smooth. "truce?"
i nodded (i couldnt talk) and he asked if i had an std and i said no.
i drank my smoothie and he told me he went soft of me. he is very strong and said he hates vilence so he didnt really want to hurt me but he thought i was going to harm nepeta. he said he was sorry and he blew me a kiss and left.
a few days later laura and kankri walked n. they were holding hands. laura was in a dress and kankri pierced his eyebrow.
kankri went on and on and on anbout how violence was bad but also that provoking nepeta was wrong too and i flared at him because i didnt want to here it but laura smiled. lau ra told me she hoped i felt better soon and kankri said the same. he talked alot. laura told kankri to wait in the hall and he did.
"omg i am so happy with him" said laura squeeling. "he is amazing. he is so tolerant and kind and sweet and gentle" she said "and he never feels me up because he took a vow!"
i wrote on a paper asking her what kind of bow he took and she said he doesnt want to do sex. "i love it because we can talk and talk and i nevy wrry he is just tying to get in my pants" said laura "or dress i mean" she laughed
i sighed because laura was so happy and girlish which was not the laura i knew. kankri was changing her.
kankri and mituna were talking and mituna came in from the hallway where he was to see me. he tried to hold my smoothie for me but he tripped and broke it and the smoothie went all over my bace and body and mituna laughed but then said he was sorry.
he started to wipe it up but eridan screamed at him because he was ootoo close to my boobs. i swoned. he was so pssessive and bak to himself.
"eridan" i swooned but then remember i cant talk
"hello stacia he said
eridans cape was blowing in the wind like a fucking super hero and i wanted to jump his bones right there. he started to kiss his neck "i am so sorry for having trauma" he told me and he culd see in my eyes i forgave him. he held my hand and laura smiled. "cute"
mituna was scared and ran away a few minutes ago. knakri came in and yelled at eridan to stop causing problems and making drama.
"shut the fuck up i am with my beautiful and pain girlfriend" he said loudly
kqanrkri would not stop talking. "i said shut up" eridan said
he didnt shut up.
"i am warning yu" said eridan glaring. kankri didnt stop.
eridan stood up angrily and whipped out his gigantic and powerful wand and pointed it at kankri. he did a spell that immediately made kankri stop talking by putting a zipper with a lock on his lips.
laura and i gasped. i was so impressed with eridans magic and laura as devastated.
"you did thsi to my boyfriend yu asshole!" she screamed and they ran out of the room.
eridan at on my bed. he stroked my arm in a way that made me wet. i was so impressed with his wand and his magic powers. i couldnt believe i had no idea he could do that. eridan apologized to me about all the pschological stuff that happened to him and we hugged.
later than night visiting hours were over and i was bored.
spades slick came out of the bathroom and sat on my bed.
"what the hell is he ding here" i thought to myself
"none of your business" spades slick said
"wtf" i thought
"i am psychic" said spades slick
i didnt believe him and he said "believe it kid"
spades slick told me to think about something so i concentrated really hard on purple butterflies "purple butterflies" he said. "no try something telse" i thought about purple butter on fries (because it sounds smiliar xD) and spades slick said "some gross human food"
i gasped!
i asked spades slick if he knew who wrote sburb gossip and he said "no i can only read minds" so i telephatically asked him if he always reads minds and spades slick said no, just when he feels like it and then left to go somewhere else.
i went to sleep and when i woke up john was there holding my hand.
he brought casey/gingerbread who was asleep.
the bell rang and john said he had to go to class and i nodded.
just then, i got a text from the person behind sburb gossip.
