as dave walked in several people gasped. terezi fainted, mituna ripped some of his hair out and dirk dropped his spoon.

i walked up to dave and slapped his disgusting handsome face. "what the fuck you lunatic awful motherfucking asshole" i screamed at the too of my lungs. "everybody thought you were died" i slapped him again. "we all went to your funeral"

"how can you be alive" shrieked john "we all saw your ghost" he yelled while running in circles because he could not even believe his bet friend and boyfriend was alive.

"everyboy shut it so i can explain" he pledded for our patiene. dave took a deep sigh. "i am not dave. i am tom. well i mean i am dave but i am in toms body."

he told us that tom, his dream self, met daves ghost and let him take over his body.

poor gamzee was so confused by this because he was high that he started to sob.

"well i hoe you dont think that just because you were dead i am gonna forgive you" dave nodded. "i know i was an asshole when i was alive and i want to make it up to you" dave stood on top of the table in the cafetaria and announced to everyone he wanted to be a better person.

i fed terezi some strawberries so she would get her blood sugar back and rufio hugged dave which caused almost everyone to go in and get a group hug with him.

then nepeta looked at me nagrily. everyone was angry i had a wedding to eridan without them knowing and they felt betrayed. they all started to charge at me so eridan took my hand and ran me through the hallway then into his room.

"your so fast" i said kind of shocked. eridan told me that he learned super speed from being in the ocean his whole life. i looked into his sexy sea blue eyes and told him "I CANT TAKE IT ANY MORE I HAVE BEEN HORNY FOR SINCE YOU WALKED INTO LUNCH" he giggled and so did i and we had sex. we were so in love. i told him i was glad i married him and he snuggled with me until the sun went down.

but secretly i started to have another feeling. i started to wonder if my job on sburb was to help new dave become a better person and maybe fall in love with him. i sighed because it was all so confusing.

meanwhile tavros and aradia, who were just friends, were watching nickelodean from the 1990s. i introduced them to do it and every since they would get together and watch. since i am 16 i remembered some of it from when they were repeats in my childhood and it made me kinda sad to see stuff that reminded me of earth so i didnt watch with them.

as they were watching the tv they did not notice a cloud of black smoke.

AN i am gonna stop after the next chapter because everyone is giving me bad reviews. i try to be strong but it is hurting my feelings.