Ke up!
Wake up Hachi-Kun!
If you don't wake up then I'll kiss you~
I felt a warm sensation spreading on my right cheek. I slowly opened my eyes. The bright light coming from the front hit me like a bulldozer. The warm and soft sensation on my cheek was still present at the moment. I then felt two thin fingers touching my chin area. But a second later, the feeling was gone as the owner of the fingers retraced them to herself.
The soft, warm object that were pressed against my cheek was now gone as well. I lazily moved my head towards the driver of the car that I'm currently riding. My barely opened eyes inquired the owner of the warm, soft object. A devilish look covered her face.
D-Did she? W-Wha…
"Oh! You finally woke up. I thought just a kiss on the cheek wouldn't be enough and I would have to give you mouth to mouth… It would have been so embarrassing you know~" Haruno said with both of her hands gripping both of her reddened cheeks. It is relieving to hear that she at least knows the word embarrassment.
"…"
"A-re…? I guess you still haven't woken up properly. There's no other way around it, huh…" She said as she leaned forward with puckered lips.
"…"
"A-re? A-re?! Hachi-kun you're not gonna say anything!?" She exclaimed midway as I simply stared at her dumbfounded.
"…" The nerve of this woman.
"Heeh! Hachi-kun!? You're scaring me now! Oh No! I broke Hachi-kun! Should I call 110?!"
"…"
"Don't worry Hachi-kun! I'll save you! I'll give you Mouth-To-Penis!"
Heh?! How did it go from mouth to penis?!
"Stop it. I'm fine. I was just tired of your childish behavior." I said with a stern voice.
"Heh?! But I was so worried about you, you know~!" She said with a pout… c-cute…
"Well, whatever. I'm getting late. See you later." I said as I opened the car door to get thyself outta this mess.
I looked at the women beside me one last time to find her leaning with puckered lips yet again.
"What?" I asked
"Aren't you forgetting something Hachi-kun~ Like a… Good… Bye… Kiss~"
*SHUT* I shut the car door as I made my way towards my class.
"EHHH?! Hachi-kuuuun!" I heard the witch whining from behind.
Seriously… This troublesome woman…
I stepped into the new class room with the hopes of new boring class mates. I'm good with any class as long as they leave me alone and also no Hayama please. Tha-Gahh?! Hayama!? Again?! And just as I thought this day couldn't get any more worse.
"We're in the same class again, Hacchan. Let's get along." The blonde prince of Sobu said while flashing all of his teeth.
"…"
"We're in the same class again, Hacchan. Let's get along."
"…I'm not saying hello even if you repeat yourself."
"E-Ehehehe… Cold as ever I see." Hayama said while scratching his back and throwing a thousand watt smile.
"Don't laugh. It's disgusting." I said
"A-Ah… Hehe. I'll see you later then, Hacchan!" He said one last time as he walked away towards his own clique.
"Eh?! Hakuchi-kun! We're in the same class again!" A orange haired guy from Hayama's clique said while waving his hand at me.
Huh?! Hakuchi?! Who the fuck is that!?
"And you know! Then the girls skirt went up like totally automatically! It wasn't even windy that day! It was totally a ghost I tell you! A ghost!" I heard the same guy say to the other members of the clique.
Hoooh?! Hehe… Time for revenge I guess.
I walked towards Hayama's clique with a smug grin plastered on my face. I stepped in front of the orange haired guy and grabbed his jaw with my right hand.
"H-Hacchan… D-Don't." Hayama's posture became tensed.
"Don't worry dumbass. If I wanted to beat him up then he would have been in the hospital by now." I said to Hayama.
"Eh… Hakuchi-kun?"
"YOU!" I shouted, still gripping his jaw.
"Y-YES…?"
"You are the one he has chosen?!" I released my grip on his jaw and made a dramatic pose.
"C-Come again?"
"To think the Master-Baiter has chosen you as his successor!" I kept going on and on.
"H-Hacchan what are you talking about?"
"What are YOU talking about?! Do you not see the potential in this man's eyes?! Do you not believe me?! Do you not believe the Cold Prince of Sobu himself?!" I shouted at Hayama.
"H-Huh? Why are you getting angry at me, Hacchan?"
"Hakuchi-Sama! I apologize for Hayato-kun! Please tell me more!" Looks like I got the idiots attention.
"You! Boy! You have the power of the mighty Master-Baiter! The god of Ejaculation! The POWER to reveal Panties!"
"Eh?"
"WOAAH! R-Really?! I always knew I was Unique! Hakuchi-sama! I swear something like this totally happened to me recently!"
"I knew as well. I knew from the moment I saw you." I said while stretching my lips into a grin.
"B-But... You're not lying to me... right? Haku-"
"You Embecile! How dare you accuse me of that!? It was wrong to talk to you after all!" I said
"N-No! No... I believer you. You definitely have any reason to lie... hehe... But then... how do I activate my powers?!"
"Umm… Guys… The teache-" Hayama tried to say something but I cut him off.
"In order to activate this power. You must shout the word 'Panties' in front of a woman." I said as the orange haired guy soon became lost in thought.
"From now on I will be your new Homeroom teacher." A feminine voice made it's way to my ears from the very front.
Oh the new teacher… A-re… where the hell is the orange guy going?
The orange haired guy stepped in front of the Sensei's desk and faced our new teacher. Shit… Is he gonna complain about me or something?
"You need something?" Sensei asked orange boy.
"PAAAAAAANTIEEEEES!"
"…"
"…"
"…"
"…Pftt… Pfft… BWaHahahaha!" The whole class started laughing as the orange was kicked out of the class.
"That was really mean of you, Hacchan…" Hayama said, still flashing a grin.
"Shut up… Masochistic Pig. It was his fault for calling me names. You should be glad that I didn't make a kebab out if him." I said as I made my way towards my desk before we get scolded.
I made my way outside the school to find Hayama leaning his back on the wall, right outside the school. Just what the hell is the matter with this guy?
Okaay… just gotta avoid him. Avoid Hachiman, Avoid!
"Hacchan There you are! Let's go home together!" Shit…
"Hayama… How many times has it been now?" I asked him with a stern voice.
"U-Uh… What are you talking about Hacchan?" He said with his grand smile.
"If you throw me that fake smile of yours at me once again, I will break all of your teeth."
I said as I decided to walk away.
"It… It's not fake." I heard him say from behind me.
"Huh?"
"I just… want to help you Hacchan." He said as he turned his back to me.
"Help me… Help me you say?! You can't even help your own self you damn masochistic pig." I said
"I don't need your help. So go home." I said to him one last time as I made my way to my apartment. What is with this dude. Everytime I insult him, he just gets back up again to get more dose. He must really be an M.
I have to do something about Haruno sneaking into my bed at night. I know she is just trying to tease me but this goes beyond just a little fun between siblings. I guess I'll have to talk to her about it seriously.
I heard two loud voices coming from in front of me. I turned my gaze towards them to find a young girl with brown hair and a bulky guy with black hair. The muscular guy was grabbing the left hand of the girl and probably trying to drag her somewhere. The guy even had a smirk formed on his face.
*Sigh*
I guess this must be fate then. I was itching to let out some steam. I guess I'll just vent my anger on you then…
I walked towards the brown haired girl.
"Let me go!" The girl shouted at the bulky guy.
"Why don't you let her go, my man." I said to the guy with a smirk.
"Huh? Who are you? She-Ugh!" The guy let out a painful shriek as I punched him in the gut.
I slipped my bag off my shoulder and handed it to the girl beside me.
"E-Eh?" The girl wore a confused expression as she grabbed my bag.
The big guy got back his composer as his hand formed into fist.
But my smirk only got bigger. I guess you don't really know me, huh… Do you have any idea how many martial arts degrees I have?
Kapow!
Bang!
HaiYaaah!
I crossed my arms, now standing with a winning smirk formed on my face. The bulky guy now lied on his back, defeated. Hehe… I guess you were no match for me as we-
*THUD*
*THUD*
"A-re, A-re! Why are you hitting me!?" I shouted at the girl who was currently hitting me with my own bag.
"That was my boyfriend you creep!Now he's never gonna forgive me!"
Ehh? Boyfriend!? That guy!?
The time became slow as I eyed my death coming towards my lower section. The girl's hand gripping the bag which seemed like a chunk of ice that was about to hit my titanic any moment now.
I slowly closed my eyes and waited for my death…
"Hachiman-sama." A very angelic voice made it's way to my ears.
A white girl coated in traditional Yukata stood in front of me. No… She flew in front of me as I simply lied on the ground. Her Yukata fell to the floor, revealing her curvaceous body and bountiful breasts. Her hands trailed all of her body and then slowly made it to her breasts.
Her hand gripped something and then pulled it out. A BANANA came into my view as the beautiful women had it clenched in her hand.
What is she doing?
One of her finger trailed along the banana's body and then gripped it hard. Too hard…
HARD!
*THUD*
"GAgHGgh!" I let out a grunt full of pain as my bag hit my Titanic full on.
Warning! The titanic has leakage!
"Creep!" The brown haired spat out as she then helped her boyfriend out of the scene.
I was right all along… All women are troub- Gagh!
I dragged my useless self to the side of the road. Hurts... still hurts...
"Meow~" I heard a white cat meowing from beside me.
I raised my hand and patted the cat's head. For some reason, only cats understand my pain in this world.
"Meow~" The cat kept meowing. Could it be maybe hungry?
"Hey, kitty... You hungry?"
"Did that guy seriously just say that to you?" A random girl no.1 said from beside us.
"What a creep." A random passing girl no.2 said while scoffing at me.
I didn't even say that to you... Well whatever...
I now stood in front of my house, right outside the entrance. I have a feeling Haruno is upto something weird right now. I can even bet on it.
*Ring* *Ring* My phone rang.
I checked my phone to see a text from Hayama flashing on the screen. What does this guy want now?
'Sorry for the rude behavior earlier, Hacchan. Won't happen again ;)
You should visit me like you used to do! We can have fun like before, you can even bring Harunee along! :D'
"…"
There's no way this guy isn't gay for me…
Wait Wait! Don't leave! This isn't a Yaoi fic! don't worry!
'There's no way I'm ever visiting you. I don't swing that way.' I replied.
I put the phone in my pocket and stepped inside the apartment where me and my sister stayed. Father bought it for me before he passed away. I was supposed to live alone here but my mother just couldn't shake the feeling of me living alone. Haruno took the chance and jumped right in with me. My cursed luck…
"Welcome home, daaaarling~" Came the voice of Haruno Hikigaya.
"…"
"How was your day~"
"…"
"Would you like something to eat now? Or would you like to take a bath first? Or maybe… You would like… Me…"
"I am staying at Hayama's place tonight. Sayonara." I said as I started walking out of the apartment.
"Ehhh!? Haaaachi-kuuun!"
I leaned my head behind as I sat on the couch. My banana still hurt. Damn that girl…
I turned my head to the left to find Haruno scooting towards me with each passing second.
"Hachi-kun…" Haruno muttered. Her body pressed against mine.
"I am way too tired to be dealing with you now, Haruno."
"Hoh!? Hachi-kun! Let's have sex!"
"No, Thank you."
"But intercourse can release stress!"
"I'm not that stressed. So shoo~"
"Haaachi-kuun!"
"Oye! You're an adult! Act like one!" I shouted at her while she just pouted in return.
"Hachi-kun, I'm bored. Let's play a game!"
"You're way too old to be playing games."
"Let's play Twister!" She cheered
"No way! You sexually harassed me 21 times the last time we played that game!"
"Ne, Ne… Hachi-kun. Mother has been asking me to get you to attend the party tomorrow."
"…Is she now. Why are you telling me that then."
"Because I love you of course!" Wha? T-That idiot…
"W-Wha…? Don't just b-blurt nonsense out."
"Hooh? Hachi-kun, You're such a tsundere!"
"Wah!? I'm not a tsundere."
"Only Tsunderes say that you know."
"Well whatever… Just be careful with your teasings. What if someone else heard it. I can't even imagine what they would think." I said
"…But. I'm not lying." Haruno's face turned downwards. Her bangs covered her eyes.
"Huh?"
"I really really do love you, Hachi-kun." Haruno said as she leaned in towards me.
Her face mere inches away from mine. I could feel her warm breath falling on my lips. Her eyes were close and an urge was pushing me to close mine as well. I lifted my hand up and grabbed he shoulder.
I pushed her back. Her face now contained a confused expressions.
"H-Hachi-kun?"
"We can't, Haruno. We're siblings. There is a fine line that we can never cross." I said to her.
"…Do you think... I don't know that?"
"Haruno…"
"I know we're siblings. But I still love you, Hachi-kun." She said as she turned around. Her back now facing my front. Her face now hidden from me.
"H-Haruno…"
"T-That is why… We can't do what normal couples do… but…" She moved her upperbody downwards. Her hips now facing my direction.
"Haruno?"
"But… Going up the ass is fine, right~?" She said as she gave me an A-OK sign.
"…"
"…"
"Like hell it is!"
"But Anal sex doesn't count though!"
"Like hell it doesn't count! Give me back all the sympathies that I wasted on you right now!"
"But Hachi-kun!"
"Heeh! What are you doing!? Move your butt out of my face- MNghaghg Mgngh!"
"Ahhh! Hachi-kun~!"
Woah... Didn't really expect all you guys to ask for incest. Well I think you guys kinda got my motives a bit wrong here. I'm not really writing this seriously. I'm actaully only doing this as a practice. Since I have been told that I have zero sense of humor. Do you have any idea how awkward it is when you tell a joke and no one laughs? They are like... 'Oh that was a joke?' Gah... Painful memories... Well anyways... Do leave a review. And don't wait for chap 3 since I have no idea what to write. Even if I write it's probably going to be perverted and awkward...
That's all...
Adios~
