Wow, I can't believe people like thi story so much! I really didn't think it would be this popular! Thanks again to my reviewers, Kiarra-Chan and Vaatis Girlfriend, and thanks also to shaun832, who put this story on the alert list! You guys rock! And since I'm sure everyone's tired of my babbling, please enjoy the third installment of The Tormentors In Person!


"...told you already, I want to go to Lake Hylia first!" Angel said, glaring at Lily.

"And I say we go to Kakariko Village first!"

Link groaned mentally. He'd heard the two girls argue before, when he'd been stuck in their world, so he knew from experience that they could go on for hours. This particular argument had begun about seven minutes ago, when Link started to walk back to the Kokiri Village. Much to his dismay, Lily and Angel followed him, discussing the places in Hyrule they wanted to see.

"Well I say that's just too bad! We got sucked into my copy of the game, so I get to pick a spot before you! And besides, it was your turn to play, so-"

"Oh, like that makes any difference now that we're actually here!"

"It does make a difference!"

"Says who?"

"Says me!"

"Oh yeah? Well-"

"I say that both of you need to SHUT UP!" Link roared, unable to stand their arguing any longer.

Both Lily and Angel stopped and stared at him, shocked. After a moment, they began trailing after him again.

"Alright, Link. You don't have to be so mean, you know," Lily said, pouting a little.

Angel nodded in agreement. "Yeah. We were just having a friendly conversation."

Lily raised an eyebrow. "You call that friendly?"

The other girl shrugged. "I figure any argument is a friendly conversation, just so long as you're not bashing eachother's faces in."

"...I see." Lily said.

"Really? I do too! Not very good, since I don't have my contacts, but..."

This remark earned her a whack on the head. "I didn't mean like that, you smart aleck!"

Angel frowned. "You know, Lily, I-"

"There's the way to the village," Link said quickly, sensing another argument about to begin. The girls rushed out of the woods in front of him, eager to see what the forest and its inhabitants really looked like. Link hung back, trying to figure things out.

"Okay," he mumbled to himself. "I know who they are, and I know where they're from. But I don't know how they came here or why. And to make matters worse, I don't have the faintest idea of how to send them home!" The Hylian growled in frustration. "But I know I've got to figure something out before they turn the entire world upside down..."

All at once, an outburst of laughter and excited squeals reached Link's ears. "Oh, what now?" he muttered irritably, heading towards the sound.

"AAAAAAHHHHHH Oh my gosh!!" Angel squealed, jumping up and down like the lunatic she was. "Can you believe it, Lily?"

Lily was also dancing around and acting crazy. "No, I can't! Can you?"

"Nope!" And with that, the two of them began giggling madly.

"What is wrong with you?" Link asked when he arrived on the scene.

Angel smiled a demented little smile. "We just pinched ourselves and didn't wake up, which means we're already awake, which means we're really in Hyrule!"

Lily grinned as well. "Which means one of our dreams has come true, 'cause we've always dreamed of coming to Hyrule. ...Well, Angel has, anyway, because she has no social life."

Angel glared at Lily in silence for a moment. Then, without warning, the tall, dark haired girl was tackled to the ground by her short companion.

"Hey!" Link shouted, diving towards the wrestling girls and yanking them apart. "What's the matter with you two?!"

Angel shrugged. "I dunno. ...Maybe I'd straighten up if you took me to see Lake Hylia, though!" she said hopefully.

"Yeah, and I would if you took me to Kakariko Village!" Lily piped up.

Link sighed, but he gave in. "Alright, you win. Let's go."

Chattering and giggling happily, the two Earth girls followed the Hylian hero out of the Kokiri Forest and into Hyrule Field.

"Wow!" Angel exclaimed, blinking in the bright sunlight. "This is even bigger than it is on the game! And it's pretty dang big on there!"

Link ignored her ramblings and started off in the direction of the village. Lily noticed this and clapped her hands.

"Yay! We're going to the village first!"

Angel frowned and ran out in front of Link, making him stop. "Why are we going there? You're supposed to be taking us to the lake first, remember?"

Link rolled his eyes and pushed Angel out of his way. "The village is a lot closer than the lake, and I'm not in the mood to go traipsing all over Hyrule for your amusement."

Angel watched him continue on his way toward the Kakariko Village, feeling hurt. I always wanted to come to Hyrule and hang out with Link. Now that I'm actually here, though... I think I want to go home. Sighing, she decided she'd better follow Link and Lily, in case that Poe Ghost that liked to show up randomly and scare people chose her as its next victim.

Kakariko Village

"Cool..." Lily mumbled, looking around. "I always did want to know what this place was really like." She cast a sideways glance at Angel. "What do you think about it?" she asked, but she recieved no reply.

Hmm... something's bothering her. A minute ago she was all excited about being here, but now... now it's like she doesn't care.

Lily looked around the village for something that might cheer her friend up. However, she got sidetracked when she saw the well, and ran toward it.

"Hey, come're!" she shouted upon reaching it and seeing that neither of her companions had followed her. Then, to herself, she said, "I wonder if the monsters are still in there..." and leaned over the edge to look in. A strange noise, like the wind rushing through the air, met her ears. "That sounds like a..." Lily's eyes grew wide, and she tried to get away from the well as quickly as possible. She had only taken a couple of steps, though, when a giant hand came out of the well and scuttled towards her. "Wallmaster!!" she screamed.

Link heard the cry and sprang into action, taking out the Master Sword and running toward the well. He saw out of the corner of his eye that Angel was heading for it as well.

No, don't follow me! He thought despairingly. You don't have a weapon; you'll get hurt!

Lily screamed again as the Wallmaster stretched out one of its long fingers and pulled her to the ground. She saw Link and Angel both coming to her rescue, but when the hand closed around her, she knew it was too late. "Help meeeeeee!" she shouted as the monster jumped away. Before either of the others could do anything, the Wallmaster and its victim vanished into thin air.

"No! Lily!!" Angel cried.


Well, there you have it. Are you sucked into the story? I hope so! I try to keep it interesting. And now, that said, it''s time again for review replies.

Kiarra-Chan - There is truth in the statement Reviews make me write faster. At least for me, anyway. That might explain my rapid updating. Wonder no longer, my friend, for it has been revealed! ...Yeah, I'm random. Anyway... You think so? I wasn't sure about that part, but I guess it worked, huh? And I think I see what you mean about my knack for cliffhangers. I did it again in this chappie... I blame all the Nancy Drew books I read in fourth grade. And while I've never thought about writing mysteries, I do enjoy them. Hmm... that might be what my next fic is... some sort of mystery...

Vaatis Girlfriend - -bows- Thank you, thank you, you're too kind! ...Confusing? Uh-oh! It wasn't supposed to be! I guess it was a little unclear... The thing about writing is that while you as the author (or in my case, evil little authoress) know exactly what's going on, other people don't. Inside joke, huh? Kind of like the whole vacuum cleaner, Crack Buddy, and spaz attack things in the first chapter. -laughs- Okay, I totally understand that. I'm pretty picky myself; if somebody spells something wrong, and even when they say something, I jump in and try to correct them. Wow, really? Awesome! My story is loved! -dance- Yay for me, yay for me, yay for me! hahah lol