-sigh- Hello, everyone... I'd like to apologize in advance for the incredibly short chapter. I'm afraid the writer's block I mentioned in chapter four has come back from its grave to haunt me...

Link: Is that even possible?

Me: Yes. Yes it is. Now quit saying useless stuff and do the disclaimer!

Link: Why do I have to do it?

Me: Because I forced Gaara to last time. It's your turn.

Link: -sighs- Fine. destinykeyblade does not own The Legend of Zelda, me, or any other characters that appear in this story other than her OCs. And you should know who they are by now. If you don't, you'r-

Me: That's enough, Link! I don't want you insulting my readers and reviewers. And speaking of readers and reviewers, I seem to have picked up a new one. Thank you, as always, to Kiarra-Chan, and thank you Starlll! That's my opinion on this story, too! ...Well, the crazy part, anyway.

Malon: Can we get on with the fic already? I'm getting bored.

Me: Sure. This Author's Note/comic is now over.


"Hiya, Malon!" Angel said happily. She waved and grinned like a lunatic at the red-headed girl.

"Uh, hello," Malon replied rather awkwardly.

A moment of silence passed as the two Hylians tried to think of what to do next. Angel was thinking a bunch of random things, such as "Oh look, a butterfly! I wish I could fly... I wonder where that big owl thingy is? Would he give me a ride? ...Wow, Link's cute! I bet Malon and Zelda would kill me for that. Everybody knows they both like him. ...Oh look, a butterfly!! (You see, before the strange event that pulled them into Hyrule, she and Lily had attacked Angel's stash of candy and sugary stuff, resulting in a long-lasting sugar rush. The Earth girls, while slightly crazy, were not usually this insane. Honestly, Angel was... actually, I'm not going to tell you. Her true nature will reveal itself soon enough. :P)

"...So I suppose we should... head back to the ranch?" Malon asked uncertainly, casting a glance at Link. He nodded, and the threesome made their way to their destination. Epona pranced along after them, whinnying every now and then out of what may have been boredom.

"Hmm... No, that doesn't suit you at all," Malon decided, and snatched the dress away from Angel.

"Why are we doing this?" the teen asked, completely lost.

Malon gave an aggravated sigh and rolled her eyes as she rummaged through her closet. "Because, oh crazy one, you stick out like a sore thumb wearing those Earth clothes, and the last thing Link wants is for you to draw attention to yourself. Therefore, you need to borrow something from me so you'll blend in. ...Believe it or not, you actually look like a Hylian. Well, minus the pointy ears." She threw a clothes hanger over her shoulder to get it out of her way.

"I see.... ACK!" Angel tried to dodge but failed, resulting in the metal item falling onto her head. "Ow!" she grumbled, rubbing the sore spot.

"Oops! I'm sorry!" Malon apologized, but she didn't come out of the closet.

I bet she's hiding her face so I can't see her laughing, Angel thought, frowning. Nobody likes me here. Of course, it's no different back home. People hate me there, too. ...My life sucks!!

"Let's see how this one looks..." Malon muttered, emerging from the cluttered closet of doom with a blue dress in her hands.

Angel sighed and took it from her, throwing it on over her clothes. "Uh, Malon? I think it's too big."

The Hylian girl let out a frustrated growl. "Darn it... that's the smallest one I've got! What are we gonna do now?!"

Sighing again, Angel pulled the dress of and threw it in the corner before sitting down on the floor. "Well, this is a fine little predicament we've gotten ourselves into," she said with what Malon interpereted as bitterness in her voice. "Lily's been kidnapped by a stupid Wallmaster, the two of us are stuck here in stupid Hyrule, I'm stuck with that stupid jerk Link, you don't own a single stupid dress that will fit me, th-"

"Okay okay, I get it! Everything's stupid!" Malon shouted, interrupting Angel's 'stupid' monologue. The red-head began massaging her temples; she felt a headache coming on, and it was a big one.

Footsteps were heard from outside the door. "What's with all the yelling in here?" Link asked, a touch of concern in his voice. He knew how easily Malon's temper could flare up. He was also aware that Angel was prone to rapid, random mood swings. These were serious mood swings, too; she could be telling a joke and laughing one minute and sobbing her heart out on your shoulder the next! Of course, this may just have been during sugar rushes, but Link didn't want to take any chances. A cat-fight that involved either of these girls would be bad, but to have them pitted against one another would have been... a disaster, for lack of a better word.

"Malon?" Link called. He recieved no answer. "Angel?" Silence. A note of panic in his voice, Link called the girls' names once more. Again getting no reply, Link pushed the door open and saw... the end of the extremely short chapter six!


Link: How dare you do that?! That's the stupidest endin-

Me: -attacks Link-

Malon: Remind me to stay on your good side...