Love Live! Megamax!

Chapter 6:- Katyusha

Opening: 夢灯籠 - RADWIMPS

Ending: I May Fall (feat. Casey Lee Williams) - Jeff Williams

-A few days after the group had left Germany and met up with Umi, they also came across Hanamaru, Ruby and Hotaru in Berlin as well but the three juniors were unable to follow their seniors as they had exams to attend to. The group then headed straight for Russia, which was Ukraine as they met up with Ayase Eli. After talking with Eli, the blonde wished to help them out-

Nico: Why are you guys playing a child's game?

Maki: It's fun. Crossorigin attacks!

Nico: Fun? It's cards, you just move it around and stuff!

Shinji: Why don't you play and I'll teach you.

Nico: I think I'll pass.

Maki: You're such a killer, Nico. You even ruined Umi's dream to find a perfect man for her.

Nico: Oh come on! I did say that real life is where dreams go to die, right?!

Arata: Oh! Maybe Nico-chan-senpai is the actual reason why dreams go to die! -Riko, You, Eli and Umi were laughing at the background-

Nico: What in the hell did you just say?!

Arata: Nico Nico Niiiiioooooooooooo- There. Dream's dead.

Nico: Yo-You just killed my move!

Arata: How the heck is "Nico Nico Nii!" a move?!

Nico: It's a super powerful technique that could hurt anyone!

Arata: Uh huh, like people's dreams?

Nico: Yeah- wait.. No! Hell no! And why are we still in Russia? Shouldn't we be going back to Japan to find your dad and kick his ass?

Arata: We still got time, let's just relax while we can and then we go and fight, then we can all relax again.

Nico: But..

Arata: No buts or I won't help you find a boyfriend who's like Shinji-kun!

Nico: Fine..

Riko: When did you make that sort of deal with her?

Arata: When I asked if she liked Shinji-kun.

You: Guys? I wanna ask you all a question.

-Everyone moved their attention to You-

You: Have you all, done it? As in "it".

Maki & Shinji: No.

Riko: I don't know..

Arata: Yes! -Riko then blushed madly as she closed her eyes and covered her face as she was embarrassed-

You: There we go, cute Riko-chan~

Riko: Y-You-chan, you're so mean!

You: Hehe~ Sorry but I was actually curious to know.

Arata: How about you, You-chan? Have you done it with someone special?

You: Nah, not yet. I actually plan to go study about the marine life, next year so I don't have time to get a boyfriend.

Nico: Ha! You're still a virgin!

You: Yes but you're older than me and you don't even have a boyfriend and you're also a virgin.

Nico: -She'd put her face on Eli's chest and got depressed as Eli rubbed her head slowly and cheered her up-

Arata: You just destroyed the Nicotine(Nico)!

You: ...I-I think I did! Achievement unlocked!

Eli: By the way, if we're gonna be attacking your father's gang, shouldn't we be in pairs and does Sakurauchi-san know how to fight.

Arata: Riko-chan took sword lessons from Hotaru-kun so she knows how to get around with a sword, but in pairs I guess I'll be with Riko-chan and You-chan while Maki-san will be with Shinji-kun and Nico-chan-senpai and Eli-chan-senpai will be with Umi-chan-senpai.

Umi: That's a lot of "Chan-senpai" to type down..

Arata: Director's decision, it ain't mine.

Eli: Maybe we should wait until that boy, Hotaru-san finishes his exams and have him to join us. His long sword may come in handy.

Arata: That's what I was thinking but are you willing to wait another month just for him when You-chan has a fleet of her own?

Eli: I can see your point- -In the background, the city was playing the song "Katyusha" as old WWII tanks were around the streets- Katyusha-san's back.

Maki: Katyusha? You mean she's real?!

Eli: Of course she's real, you thought she was fake?

Maki: When she was in Girls und Panzer, I did think so.

Shinji: You see, Yazawa. Real life is where dreams partially come back to life.

Nico: Shut up, they still die anyway.

Riko: Nico-san, has any of your dreams come true?

Nico: One.

Riko: Which was?

Nico: Getting a cheese cake at 12 in the morning.

Umi: Nico-chan..You're so sad.

Maki: Oh my..

Eli: Poor..Poor.. Nico-chan.

Nico: S-Shut up! Don't pity me! You all should be happy that I can get a cheese cake at 12 in the morning! Ha!

Arata: Do you get ice cream with it?

Nico: Yeah! Always.

Eli: Oh! Poor...Poor Nico-chan..

Nico: What the fu-?!

-TO BE CONTINUED-

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Nico: Why is this chapter so short?!

Arata: Only the next few chapters will be a bit more important.

Nico: Goddamn it!