"HOLD ONTO YOUR BUNS, IF BUNS YOU DO HOLD DEAR."

-Lemongrab, Adventure Time.


Hey everyone, nobody panic, but I have managed to rewrite the first chapter and it's uploaded under BAD TOUCH (v2.0).

For some of you, that means you got an email, for others, you're getting this notification.

Heads up as well, it may come up under my AO3 screenname. Nobody panic.

I've cross-posted fics before, and had some awesome, concerned readers send me messages about plagiarism. Thanks for your vigilance, but PhoenixFire_theWizardGoddess is me, on AO3, and it's chill as chill can be.


If you're wondering why it's taken so long... life happens, things impede your ability to bang out a rewrite.

But last night I looked over the original, and now Chapter 1 is available to you. Why should you celebrate a new chapter of an old story? Hopefully, because it's better, more plot-oriented, and definitely riddled with less ellipses, than the original. Also, it's a tad longer... than the entirety of the current story. Which I hope is something you'll enjoy; there's a bit more backstory as well.


Will try to get to Chapter 2 soon.