Colbert liked to be right about many things. Theories, spells, even things that he didn't know of. He liked to be right about them all.
However, there were times when he wished that he was wrong about certain things, one of which included his student Louise Valliere.
Or, to be more specific, the Louise that had just casually walked out of the familiar summoning runes. Why, you may ask?
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It has only been about a minute after she came back, and Colbert already had an eye twitch.
For one thing, within the time it took for him to even blink, Louise had somehow managed to not only literaly paint every last millimeter of the entire academy, from the very top to the very bottom, in not red, but neon pink and neon orange, but she had also managed to put every single student and teacher in frilly pink dresses, light blue heels, and put tons of makeup on them without waking anyone up.
And now Louise was just straight up defying the laws of physics themselves while wearing a banana costume that she did not have on a second ago. All with an oh-so-innocent look on her face.
"If I had to choose between either rejoining the military or babysitting Louise, I would gladly take rejoining the mili—"His thoughts were interrupted when Louise suddenly grabbed his arm and started dragging him along with her.
"Let's go, Colby!"
He could only pray to Brimir that he would live afterwards.
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WITH THE POWER OF ALEX HIRSCH, WE CAN SKIP LOUISE'S 618 BIRTHDAY JOURNEY!
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Louise was now hiding in Kirche's closet. Why? Well...
"So how's the dress?"
"AAAAHH!"
Yeah. That.
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