Disclaimer: I Do not own Harry Potter.

A/N: Where you see the 333 is when the characters are reading.

Interlude: Very Disturbing Thoughts (Hence the rating)

"Morning Sirius" Remus greeted.

They had just finished the second book and napped.

Sirius grunted.

"Didn't sleep well either?" the werewolf asked.

"Let's see, my godson just faced Voldemort two years in a row, nearly got himself killed by a basilisk, can't seem to find middle ground between being the hero and the villain in the eyes of the general public, and let's not forget the oh so wonderful fact that my Mum was crushing on the same guy Bellatrix slept with."

"WHAT?!" Tonks exclaimed after she tripped at the knowledge.

"Are you certain?" Remus asked his friend knowing that would put anyone off food for a while, let alone sleep due to mental images.

"When Bellatrix was thrown into Azkaban, she seemed to have forgotten that the Ministry officials were not on her side and was telling everyone that she had…you know with the 'Dark Lord.'" Sirius said.

"Who's up for breakfast?" Molly asked as she entered glad that the worst book was over.

"Not after learning my aunt slept with Voldemort." Tonks admitted.

"You think you have it bad?" Snape asked having walked in to hear that with the other teachers. "Try walking in on them. Had it not been for Pomfry, I wouldn't be here due to the Cruciatus curses"

"Wow. The world's ending" Sirius stated.

"What makes you say that Sirius?" Arthur asked as he entered.

"I never thought I'd feel sorry for Snape." Sirius told him.

"I don't need your sympathy Black. What I need is a LARGE memory charm."

"I thought you went to Mungos to get one." Flitwick told the younger professor.

"Some memories get burned into your head and what I saw was." Snape said.

"AGH!" a few voices came from upstairs.

Just then, Ginny came skipping into the kitchen.

"Morning Daddy." Ginny greeted her father before kissing his cheek.

"What happened?" Molly asked her daughter.

Just then, five very peeved and very wet and/or sticky Weasley boys entered with Harry and Hermione following behind wearily.

"Payback for teasing me about my old crush on Harry." Ginny said.

Harry couldn't explain the twinge in his heart at that.

"You okay Ron?" Remus asked noticing that Ron looked as if he had as much sleep as Sirius.

"Other than the fact I had nightmares about Aragog again and woke up with my face covered in honey only to be hit with a water balloon when I woke up?" Ron asked "I'm just peachy."

"You seemed alright yesterday…or what would have been yesterday." Tonks mused.

"Well, someone had my back and I just wanted that book over with." Ron stated.

"More like his leg." Harry whispered to Ginny who giggled at the memory of Hermione keeping hold of Ron's thigh as he read the chapter about Aragog.

"So what's for breakfast?" Ron asked.

"Most of the adults lost their appetite with some news Sirius and Severus gave us." Remus said winking at Sirius.

Sirius knew that meant that the werewolf's marauder side was coming out.

"What happened?" the twins asked.

"Not at breakfast." Molly said.

"Would you rather them throw up breakfast?" Moody asked.

"I'd rather them not know at all." Molly argued.

"I wouldn't be surprised if there was a breech in security in Azkaban." Moody retorted. "Not with the two dementors that recently attacked Potter. Now, would you rather have the kids get a heads up or have Potter witness first hand through those visions."

"You remember how my Mum had the hots for Voldemort?" Sirius asked Harry.

"Yes, and I never thought I'd be grateful to your father." Harry said.

"You and me both." Sirius agreed. "Well, my cousin, Bellatrix Lestrange,…. did… certain activities with him."

"What kind of activities?" Ron asked cluelessly as he picked up a piece of bacon.

"Making out." Snape said not wanting anything in the hormone-driven kids' minds dealing with anything worse and then having Molly blame him because he had to open his big mouth to Black.

The blood drained from Ron's face and, to everyone's shock, he placed the bacon back on the plate and moved it away.

The mental image was still disgusting.

"I'll eat later so that I don't throw it up and waste good food." Ron said.

"Um…that brings up a VERY good point though." Remus said as he remembered something. "Harry? Were you given a talk about…where babies come from?"

"Yes." Arthur answered for Harry. "I gave it to Harry when I gave it to Ron before their second year when I gave Ron the Part II of the talk."