"Tony...Toooonnnyyyy"
Joker was acting like a ghost, silently walking his way to the gardens (He had been a good boy so they let him go for walkies!) Joker caught sight of one of his inside friends, so to speak, guarding near the gate.
Striding forward, he had an act for being silent, he crept behind Tony until his lips met the unaware guards ear.
"TONY" Joker screamed sending the guard ten miles in the air, clutching his chest in shock.
"JESUS, MARY AND JOSEPH! You scared me half to death boss!"
Tony was doubled over regaining his composure
Joker laughed and thumped him on his back
"You'll be fine, what doesn't ..KILL you, only makes you stronger! Hahahahah!"
Tony stood up straight "Ha, aha..ha." The feeble attempt at laughing simply made the Joker want to strangle him. Mmm, not yet.
Joker had his hands clasped behind him, he spun around so his back was facing Tony. Joker was in some luck today, no other guards were around to witness the conversation.
"Listen old chum, I need you to do me a favor..." Joker walked in circles.
Tony looked very uncomfortable "Uh...yes boss?"
Joker paced as he considered his words carefully
"You are aware of the pretty young thing all you men have been eyeing up, the new doctor? Quinzel?"
Tony thought this through for a second
"Oh! Doctor Quinzel?"
"Well done Tony." Joker sighed and digressed "I need you to find out as much information about her as possible. Where she lives, her personal school files, her friends, anything and everything." Joker was now staring at him.
"And if a WORD of this gets out to anyone, I will not kill you" Joker grins.
Tony looked confused "Oh okay, thanks bo-"
Joker held up his finger "I'll just kill everyone you love instead. Okay? Glad we have an understanding".
Joker grinned manically.
Tony wiped the sweat off his forehead with the back of his hand, shaking.
"Sure thing Joker, not a peep out of me. When do you want all this Information by?"
Joker looked at his invisible wrist watch
"Next week sound good for you? I'm a mighty fine busy man, I have such a busy schedule in my cell.."
"Ha, haha, haa... yeah sure next week is good" Tony gave a weak smile.
He then gave a small cough in the back of his throat
"Uuh... if you don't mind me asking, why do you wanna know everything about her?"
Joker looked at him, all humor gone.
"Now tony, my dear fat idiot" Joker walked right up to him. "Sometimes, we should NEVER ask questions".
With that Joker walked away, leaving Tony terrified.
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Joker was back in his cell by 3:30 sharp, like he was everyday.
He was allowed small reading material. A large proportion of the Inmates requested soft porn and the women requested celebrity gossip magazines.
Currently the Joker was reading Finnegan's Wake, supposedly one of the most difficult books in the English language as most of it nonsensical language and slang written by a maniac of an author.
Joker didn't understand the problem. It made utter sense.
Suddenly there was a shadow coming through the glass. He glanced up from his Book, only to be surprised at what he saw. At the window stood Harley, in normal clothes. She looked much better in Jeans than her dreadful white coat, the Joker concluded.
He sat up and couldn't help his face spreading into a giant grin.
"Well isn't it Dr. Quinny, here to drug me up silly?"
Harley softly smiled
"No Joker. I'm here for you."
"Me?" The smile faded and was replaced with a look of curiosity.
Harley got a key out her bra and unlocked the door, wait how did she get a key?
This suddenly didn't matter, she was stood over him. Her eyes drinking him in.
"I should warn you my dear, my bite is worse than my meow."
There was no humor in his voice.
Harley put a finger to his lips, he instantly shushed at her soft touch.
She pushed him back onto the bed, however when Joker felt the soft material hit him, he looked around and he was on a giant heart shaped black bed covered in a red silk duvet.
He looked down and ... he was in his favorite custom made purple suit.
The Joker stood up and looked around, except for the bed which was in the center of the room and taking up most of the space, there was a purple dresser in the corner.
A large carnival mirror in the other corner. There were also two doors, one to his left and one to his right, the walls were purple, the ceiling was black and the carpet was red.
Hmmm.. the Joker was gathering a theme here.
The door to his left opened. Joker turned his head slowly like he knew what he was expecting, despite the fact he had no clue.
The Joker was expecting her but still felt shock when Harleen Quinzel came through the door.
She looked beautiful he remarked, her blonde hair was down, past her shoulders.
Slowly she walked towards him, he noticed she was wearing a short sexy cream colored nighty. There was a twitch in the downstairs region causing him to groan.
Joker couldn't take his eyes off her, suddenly she was right in front of him and again pushed him further into the bed.
Why was he letting her do this, she was simply controlling him. He should beat her, scream at her, teach her he was HER master. But... he couldn't.
He watched as she climbed onto the bed and straddled him, her nighty riding up to her thighs just below her underwear, if she was wearing any.
Harley leaned forward until they were nose to nose, her hair falling around his face, tickling the Jokers neck.
She moved her head a little to the right so her lips were next to his ear
"I'm not yours, you're MINE."
Her eyes met his again, the colour of the ocean against the colour of the emerald.
The Joker didn't move, he didn't speak, he hardly even breathed as she moved forward.
As she came closer he could smell her, Strawberry and Peaches.
When she was an inch away from his lips he closed his eyes, waiting for her lips to touch his.
Next he felt the soft feeling of silk, apple flavored lips against his own rough red ones.
It felt amazing, he was so lost in the feeling and emotion...
Then he felt a petal land on his cheek.
Joker opened his eyes, he was surrounded by petals. The lips touching his were no longer there, he sat up. The petals were falling from the sky, the ceiling had dissipated instead a stormy broken sky was above, producing red and black petals.
They were like creamy pencil shavings falling from the Heavens.
The room was covered in them, it was a mist of red and black. He heard a laughing come from around him however it was not from him.
Then out of the thick fall of red and black came her figure.
The Joker tried to focus his eyesight but couldn't recognise her face until she was before him.
Joker felt his mouth drop from sheer shock.
Their was his Doctor, his Harley, dressed in a Harlequin outfit. Her face wore greasepaint and was whiter than snow.
She grinned, a sinister grin, a JOKER grin. In her hands was a sharp knife.
"What is that for sweets? It's a little dangerous for a young girl like you."
Joker watched her as she walked forward, the petals falling thicker and faster.
Harley was stood over him, pushing her body against him.
She got the tip of the knife against the corner of the Jokers mouth.
They were both half buried in petals. Everything was black and red.
Harley grinned again and pulled slightly at the knife before coming closer, bringing them face to face.
"Joker"
He waited.
"Why so serious?"
Everything clouded over in black and red.
The Joker woke up.
He focused his eyes onto the light above him and then looked at the window. It was dark outside.
He looked around, he was still in his cell with Finnegens Wake slumped on the floor.
His forehead was covered in sweat.
He hesitantly felt the scars on his mouth before slowly smiling
"Hehehehhe, oh Harley, Harley, Harley. Not long left for you my sweets."
With that he turned over and pleasantly fell back to sleep.
