It's nighttime when the high dissipates; he's posted three more happy selfies of him around the city relaxing, even met a couple fans and signed autographs. They didn't understand the stress he'd incurred since he only vague posted about it but they gave him congratulations on his newfound happiness all the same. Which was perfect because he had no idea where to start with it; in debt in a night and out in a few more. He settled back down at home with some tea and cinnamon incense, breathing it all in and exhaling the stress.

An alert pops up on his phone; weird, given no one alerts him to anything and he has no standing appointments. He unlocks it and the chatroom reads;

[Rika - 11:30 pm] "I saw you used this app so I signed up, I'm sorry if I'm assuming too much I can just leave."

No way, it can't really be Rika - he checks the profile and, wow that's alot of pictures of him reposted in such a short time. Some from way, way back when he was in high school studying, with little comments like, 'Wow, so handsome :D!'. But from the few selfies filled with blonde hair and quiet, at home life it's undebatably Rika. He'd never pegged her for a secret fangirl. Zen's smile widens, seems his night is going from great to amazing.

[Zen - 11:33 pm] "Omg Rika! ( ^∇^)"

[Rika - 11:33 pm] "Oh, I didn't think you'd be happy to see me."

[Zen - 11:34 pm] "No way, I have great news! (ノ´ヮ´)ノ*:・゚✧
[Zen - 11:34 pm] "I'm gonna be able to clear my debt way easier than I thought possible.

[Rika - 11:35 pm]"...'I cleared my debt with this one single trick'"
[Rika - 11:35 pm] "Debtors hate him!"

That's right, Rika doesn't know the whole story - so he sounds a little too eccentric to be serious. It's hard to explain it all at length in text, so he limits it to a quick run down; he was driving late at night, hit a car, said car belonged to Jumin Han and now he owes the man an astronomical debt but instead he'll be paying it off by letting him stay over in pure hangout sessions. No sexual favors or anything creepy like that.

[Rika - 11:40 pm] "This sounds incredibly suspect (;´Д`)/"
[Rika - 11:40 pm] "You sure this guy won't 'Netflix and Chill' with you?"
[Rika - 11:41 pm] "I'll come over and defend you in case something happens! ༼ง=ಠ益ಠ=༽ง"

[Zen - 11:41 pm] "Listen, Rika, you're a nice girl but Jumin is stupid."
[Zen - 11:41 pm] "Not normal stupid, advanced stupid."

[Rika - 11:42 pm] "Call me ignorant, but if he was that stupid he wouldn't be as rich or successful as he is."
[Rika - 11:42 pm] "Plus many rich people are known for having personality quirks, comes with the territory."

Alright, he's overstating it - perhaps. What does Jumin do for money? Surely he isn't inept at everything, is he a debt collector of sorts?

[Zen - 11:43 pm] "We're talking bad comedy relief, functionally brain dead levels of stupid."

[Rika - 11:45 pm] "Well, you can never know what random people you meet on the streets will do, even with how they act towards you anywhere else. Plus this 'Jumin' guy seems like one of those rich weirdos who like spending time around people who can't do anything back to them?"

She has a way of setting the light bulbs off in his head - there's Jaehee, standing at his front door, nervous, fingers threaded together and apologetic eyes. Perhaps she had a point there, Jumin has methods of making seemingly strong people subservient to him without setting off any alarms.

[Rika - 11:47 pm] "You said it yourself, you didn't think he'd think up a deal like this and it doesn't sound like him. If you ask me this sounds like something someone thinks up ahead of time, to get someone alone and vulnerable."

Rika's got a damn good point - he has no reason to think getting him alone wasn't a part of the plan since day one. Plus, he never told her the part where Jumin explicitly mentioned alcohol. But Jumin, cat loving nitwit with too much money Jumin, being a physical danger or a potential predator that was playing stupid?

[Zen - 11:49 pm] "You've got a good point but I don't think he's dangerous so much as...questionably inept."

After the talk about the 'sugar daddy' comments, that was putting it lightly.

[Rika - 11:49 pm] "Just be sure you aren't getting caught in a situation where you can't fight back or anything."
[Rika - 11:49 pm] "You should have someone come over and make sure he doesn't try anything."
[Rika - 11:49 pm] "And between you and me I keep a closet full of knives. ( ^∇^)"

The thought of Rika in her sunshine dress going full blown murderous on Jumin Han, brings a wide, absurd grin to his face.

[Zen - 11:51 pm] "I'll keep that in mind, Rika."

With that, he unblocks Jumin in the other private chatroom and sees the absurd avalanche of messages he received on that day.

[Jumin - A long time ago] "Sooooooo, Zen whatcha wanna do on our first day as hangout buddies!
[Jumin - A long time ago] "...Weeeeeellll? :DD?"
[Jumin - A long time ago] "Zen, seriously, if this is the silent treatment, this is childish.
[Jumin - 7:42 pm, yesterday] "If you're honestly blocked me then I'll just have to come to your house."
[Jumin - 7:42 pm, yesterday] "With my cats."
[Jumin - 7:42 pm, yesterday] "That's right, cats. Plural."

Jumin links a picture of Loki saying 'I have an army' and then another of an absurd explosion of cartoon cats, over-stuffing a house to bursting. How much of a child can this man be sometimes?

[Jumin - 5:21 pm] "I'm not even sure if you're still reading this, but I'll be making my first hangout trip to your house in about three days. I forgot to check your phone while I was over, I'm sorry. ( ; _ ;)"
[Jumin - 5:22 pm] "And this time I'll make sure you don't have me blocked because daddy was/is getting worried. ∠( ᐛ 」∠)_"
[Jumin - 6:57 pm] "But seriously, if you have any requests on what to buy on our first hangout, now's the time!"

Jumin's slow mental devolution from childish billionaire to internet shit poster not withstanding, things seem to be progressing at a reasonable pace. Four days until the first meeting and while he doesn't know her too well, Rika's got his back. Worse come down to worse, there's someone he can text in case things go wrong or he feels frightened. There's no reason to worry - his debt will get paid off in no time.