Summary: The sensei-jonins take the ninjas to a campsite! Introducing the place where they will learn to "have fun" with each other and discover their sexual identities!

The sensei-jonins dragged their reluctant students to an unoccupied campsite in the middle of the forest. It had several small and huge tents, a few cabins, four hot springs and a clear stream full of fish.

"This is where we will be conducting our experiments. Feel free to use the hot springs. Our tents will be set up over there," stated Kakashi, referring to the tents of the sensei-jonins as he pointed to where they were. "The two hot springs that are closest to your tents will be the ones that you should use for baths as we do not have any private bathrooms on site - one for the girls and one for the boys. The Akatsuki have their own space on the opposite side of the sensei-jonins with their own personal hot spring. Not all of them have arrived yet, but eight of them are here."

And with that, Kakashi went back to his tent to read Icha Icha Paradise and the teenage ninajs were left to talk amongst themselves. Most of them were sweaty and tired so a hot spring sounded like heaven to them.

The girls got undressed and relaxed in the hot bubbles of the hot spring on the far left while the boys used the far right. Several tents and cabins stood in between the two hot springs so they could not peek at one another bathing.

"So, Ino?" started Sakura

"Hm?"

"You never told me that your twin sister was in the Akatsuki!" she laughed, jokingly referring to her resemblance to Deidara.

"Ha! Very funny, forehead girl. But you won't be laughing once I revive the Uchiha clan," sneered Ino.

"Why you little – "

"G-girls. Please d-don't argue," whispered Hinata.

"Damn, you even got Hinata to talk. I guess that means you two really should be quiet," giggled TenTen.

"Don't worry Sakura, my first choice is Sai," winked Ino.

"Mine is Sasuke, I guess. But maybe I'll think about that cute redhead," Sakura contemplated out loud.

"Please tell me you're not referring to my little brother," groaned Temari.

That statement earned her a few giggles from the rest of the girls.

"I meant the one with the puppets, silly!" clarified Sakura.

"No way!" exclaimed TenTen, "Does he even have a dick?"

"I guess I'll be the first to find out!"

The girls giggled to themselves, discussing funny things like dick sizes and which guys had the most experience.

On to the far right of the campsite, there was nothing but silence as the boys relaxed in the hot spring.

"So Neji," started Naruto.

"Hm?"

"Are you gonna beat up the guy who hits on Hinata or what?"

"Very few are worthy of the Byakugan trait and the Hyuuga name so yes, I will be selective and I will ensure that she is too"

"Hmph. Fair enough," said Naruto, "Sasuke?"

"Hn?"

"Are you excited to find out who your love is gonna be?"

"I couldn't care less. This is just something I have to do to revive my clan."

"You don't have a type?" Rock Lee asked Sasuke, curiously.

"Well," Sasuke thought, "She has to be smart and she can't be ugly. Um, strength is important too."

"She?" laughed Naruto.

"What's so funny, usuratonkachi?" the young Uchiha glared.

"It's probably a "he" baka!"

Sasuke rolled his eyes. He knew that he wasn't gay but defending himself against an idiot like Naruto was just not worth the effort.

"Hey lazy boy! Do you have a type?" asked Naruto.

"Girls are too troublesome," was all he could get out of Shikamaru.

After everyone was finished dinner, Kakashi gathered them all together to assign sleeping arrangements.

"Each pair will share a tent. The sleeping arrangement will change every three days. Here are the pairs for the first round.

Gaara and Rock Lee

Chouji and Sai

Naruto and Kiba

Shikamaru and Shino

Neji and Sasuke

Itachi and Deidara

Sasori and Kisame

Hidan and Pein

Konan and Sakura

Temari and Ino

Kankuro, Tobi and Hinata"

That last statement had the all of the young ninjas' mouths gaped open. Poor Hinata, was all they could think.