Summary: Finally, the ninjas start to trust and confide in each other, building friendships :)

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Night had fallen and the exhausted ninjas returned to their tents for night two.

"Psst… are you awake?" Sakura whispered to her new temporary roommate.

"Yes, why?" replied Konan.

Sakura never noticed how beautiful Konan looked with her hair down and her piercings out. Which reminded her to ask Konan a question.

"What did you answer for the willing section?"

"Willing, boys can be so overrated sometimes," giggled Konan, "you?"

"Willing. The truth is, I haven't even had my first kiss yet or any sexual experiences. Any advice?"

"Aw you poor thing. Hmm, let's see. Make sure it's with someone who you know will be gentle because the first time hurts a little."

"Got it."

"For blowjobs, eye contact can make them cum faster. Eat fruits, especially pineapples and berries to taste good! And if you're shaving, wait till it grows back for at least three days to shave the kitty cat again," said Konan.

"Oh thank you, Konan-sama! Do you shave down there?" Sakura asks, a little surprised by her own audacity.

But Konan didn't mind at all. Sakura was like the girl pal that she never had. "I shave regularly but you don't have to! Do it because you want to, not because you feel pressured!"

"Alright! Thank you so much, Konan-Sama," exclaimed Sakura, delightfully.

"I'm always happy to help," smiled Konan as she rested her head against the pillow.

…..

"So who did you meet today?" Deidara curiously asked Itachi, his roommate.

"A girl named TenTen. She's a year older than Sasuke and way closer to my age."

"Is she cute?"

Itachi thought for a while, "Yeah I guess you could say that."

"I met this pink-haired kuniochi for my first round. She was way too pure though, I don't want to ruin her innocence. I'd feel like shit. Then I met this feisty blonde named Temari, totally my type by the way. And lastly, I paired up with this hyper-active guy with bushy eyebrows and a bowl cut. I just hope that if I ever have to hook up with a guy, it won't be that ninja. So not my type. He was nice though," confided Deidara.

"That's nice. For my second round, I met up with Sasori. We barely talked. But he told me that he thinks that sensei with the long black hair is hot. Uhh, I think Kurenai was her name? Anyway, I'm pretty sure sensei-jonins are off limits or at least that's what I told him. For the third round, I was paired up with Konan. Pein would kill me if I made a move, but she's like a sister to me anyway so I wouldn't dare."

"So who would you choose to lose your precious little virginity too?" teased Deidara.

"Um, I haven't thought about that yet. Maybe someone I haven't already met. I don't know."

…...

The next morning, Sakura introduced her roommate to her friends.

"Girls, this is Konan. She isn't as evil as she looks," she joked.

They all welcomed her and Konan immediately felt comfortable with them, and vice versa.

"So who do you guys have your eyes on?" curiously asked TenTen, as the girls picked berries in a secluded part of the large forest.

"Well, I did get paired up with this Deidara guy and he seems so nice. Not mention, super cute," said Sakura, excitedly.

"Deidara?" asked Konan.

"Yeah, is something wrong?" Sakura worried. Maybe Konan likes him? She thought to herself.

"Even though he's not my type, I'll admit that Deidara would definitely be a good time in bed. But not for your first. Trust me, Saku, he is the furthest thing from gentle," warned Konan.

"Oh really? Maybe I should save him for later," Sakura thought out loud.

"That's a better idea. Hmm, maybe you should have your first time with Sasori? He's a virgin too."

"Really? Do you think he would know what to do because I'd be so confused," blushed Sakura.

Konan laughed, "Sasori is a puppet master. He knows the female body better than anyone else. He would totally know how to turn you on. And he'd be gentle."

"Well how about you Konan? Who do you want to 'experiment' with?" asked Temari, as she popped a ripe raspberry in her mouth.

"Good question. Maybe Pein but I doubt he feels the same way. Or Kakashi sensei, he's cute too but he's off limits," Konan frowned to herself.

"Aw Konan, don't worry. There are still other guys for you like…. Genma or Iruka sensei!" TenTen tried to make her new friend feel better.

….

The younger boys were fishing near the stream, when the older Akatsuki boys approached them.

"Uchiha Itachi," scoffed Sasuke, "what the hell are you doing here?"

"Well that's not the warm welcome that I was expecting from you, little brother," said Itachi, all calm and collected, as usual.

"Play nice," warned Kisame.

"My mans, we came here to ask you what the girls are like," said Deidara, acting like everyone was friends.

"No, Deidara, you wanted to ask that," Sasori corrected his blonde friend.

"Well, who would you like to know about?" asked Naruto.

"Hmm. Tell me about Temari."

"Umm" was all that came out of Naruto's nervous mouth, as he shifted his eyes toward Gaara and Kankuro.

"I'd better leave," suggested Kankuro, clearly uncomfortable with the topic on hand. As he dragged Gaara away with him.

"Well, she's a chuunin. She has a giant fan, a kaze bloodline and she's from the Sand. She's really nice when you get to know her-"

"Yeah, yeah. Skip to the more interesting stuff, my man," Deidara interrupted the confused Naruto.

"Um, what do you want to know?" he innocently asked.

"What's she like in bed?" Deidara smirked.

"Temari? Ha! I doubt she even has the time for that," laughed Kiba.

"Well she has the time now," said Deidara.

"Temari has a nice body. She's strong too and her stamina is great. I think she's lacking experience though," said Neji.

All of this talk about Temari had Shikamaru jealous, but as usual, he was way too lazy to show any signs of emotion. He excused himself, saying that he wanted to check up on Gaara and Kankuro, then left.

Deidara shifted his eyes to Itachi, who looked bored out of his mind. He knew that his friend wouldn't ask about TenTen so he decided to do him a favour.

"Uhh, how about this TenTen chick? What's she like?"

It was almost as if they were all hiding something but too scared to say it, as all eyes shifted towards Neji. There was definitely an elephant in the room.

"TenTen is not pretty when her hair is down! She's weak and bad at everything. I wouldn't waste my time with her," said Naruto, lying to protect Neji's pride.

"Oh, I had no idea, my man" said Deidara. He was too stupid to see what Naruto was doing but Itachi quickly caught on. So she has already won the heart of someone else, I see, thought Itachi.