The next morning, Sakura woke up with the feeling of soreness in her thighs and in between her legs. Kami, she thought, last night really wasn't a dream after all
Itachi woke up smiling, reminiscing the night before. Hidan barged into his tent, looking for his book of Jashin, when he saw the usually-serious Uchiha smiling.
"Uh Itachi, are you okay?"
Suddenly his smiling face turned into his regular serious passive one. "Why wouldn't I be?"
"Oh, I don't know, maybe 'cause you were fucking smiling!"
"Am I not allowed to smile?"
"Ugh whatever," the Jashinist rolled his eyes, as he picked up his sacred book and left.
To his annoyance, Itachi's peaceful privacy would not last long, as Gai had called them all together to announce the plans for the day.
"Alright my youthful ninjas! Take this day off as a break, since some of you seem to be very exhausted from last night, for some unknown reason," he knowingly winked at the ninjas causing a few of them to blush, "Spend some time getting to know your comrades and partners!"
Sai decided to relax his tense muscles in the hot spring, while all the other boys sparred in the forest. While going on one of his solemn walks, Itachi spotted Sai from a mile away and approached the younger ninja.
"Hey, it's you! Um…. Scary eyed ponytail boy wrinkle face?" greeted Sai, smiling, as he said the first things that came to his mind.
At first Itachi looked at him with a little surprise then quickly realized that this boy was socially awkward due to his long service in the ANBU.
"Hello, mind if I join?" he kindly asked.
"Of course not, come in. I'm Sai, by the way."
"Itachi."
"So you were banging Sakura last night, huh?"
"Urm… I uh… I guess you could say that," said Itachi who obviously wasn't used to talking about his sex life out loud, but then quickly regained his calm demeanor.
"Was it your first time?"
Itachi opened his mouth to answer but Sai interrupted him.
"Don't worry man, it was her first time too. Ino told me that Sakura was a long time virgin. Actually, Ino tells me everything. You can't trust blondes but I still like them… Their hair looks like sunshine and it's so artistic. That reminds me, I wonder if they have blonde paint? Maybe I can draw Ino and make her come to life so we can have a double Ino threesome!" Sai was getting carried away in his out loud thoughts, until his eyes met a slightly wide-eyed Itachi giving him a weird look.
"Oh sorry about that man, I tend to do that sometimes haha" he laughed as he flashed one of his famous close-eyed smiles.
"Actually," Itachi cleared his throat, "it wasn't my first time, I've done it a few times before but it's been so long. And I was wondering if it would be in your interest to teach me some techniques" He lied to protect his Uchiha pride. There is no way that he wanted this loud-mouthed ninja kid to go around telling everyone about how he lost his virginity to a Sasuke fangirl. His body cringed at the very thought.
"Oh, I get it! Let's see, what positions have you tried so far?"
"Um," Itachi nervously gulped, "the bouncing on a tree trunk one and the uh, one from the back, the normal default one too," he started to list all the positions that he had memorized from Kakashi's Icha Icha book, even though he had only tried the first one.
"The tree one? I've tried that before haha, it's so spontaneous and as for the other ones? You mean doggy style and missionary position – Got it! Those used to be my favourites but they get boring after a while. You should really try to spice it up and make your own positions," advised Sai.
"My own positions?"
"Well, I mean try positions that aren't so damn conventional. The tree one is sick but there are so many other cool ones too," grinned Sai.
Itachi was about to open his mouth but was interrupted, yet again.
"My man, Itachi!" exclaimed an enthusiastic Deidara, as he joined the hot springs.
"Hello, I was just telling Itachi about how he needs to spice up his sex life with new positions" explained Sai, nonchalantly.
"Itachi? And a sex life?" repeated Deidara with obvious shock, before he fell over laughing.
Deidara looked at a visibly annoyed Itachi staring him down, before he opened his mouth to say something stupid. That's when Itachi took his chance and caught Deidara in an illusion genjutsu. Sai was way too oblivious to even notice what was going on, as he was lost in his thoughts of Ino.
"Say one wrong word and you're as good as dead, Deidara" stated Itachi, glaring holes into Deidara's eyes, as the blonde bomber found himself in a deadly illusion. After seeing Deidara quickly nod up and down a few times, Itachi was satisfied and deactivated the illusion.
As expected by Itachi, Sai did not notice at all.
After exchanging a few more tips, Itachi glared at the brunette artist, "I trust that you will tell no one of this."
"Of course not. It'll stay between us. But why would you be embarrassed? After all, you did say that it wasn't your first time."
"You're right but I prefer that details of my sex life do not spread around the village," replied Itachi, in his deep monotonous voice.
Sai nodded.
…
"My legs are so SOOOORE!" whined Sakura, as she rolled around the picnic blanket.
The girls had set up a cute picnic near the stream, away from the noisy boys.
"Mine too!" exclaimed TenTen.
"Mine three!" Ino groaned.
"Haha, I can't relate but looking at you guys, all exhausted and sore, I'm not so sure that I even want to relate," joked Temari, making the girls laugh as she braided Ino's hair.
"Konan! You never mentioned how exhausting sex was!" complained Sakura.
"Sorry Sak!" giggled Konan.
"But fuck, it was so damn worth it, right Sakura?" said Ino, dreamily, as she recalled the previous night's events.
"True!"
…
Unknownst to the giggling ninjas, they weren't the only ones who were sore from last night. On the other side of the campsite, in a bright orange tent, laid Naruto groaning in soreness.
Sasuke looked to the left, then to right. Coast clear, he thought to himself, as he creeped into Naruto's tent.
"Psst..dobe"
"Huh, teme?" Naruto groggily rubbed the sleep in his eyes away.
"I was wondering," he started, "about last night."
"Yes?"
"Did you…uh," Sasuke struggled to find the words, "enjoy it?"
"Hmm," Naruto thought for a second, "I'll let you know when I can properly walk again, baka"
"Hn." Sasuke turned around, hiding his proud smirk from Naruto seeing it. Good job, Sasuke, he mentally congratulated himself. His Uchiha pride was boosted to an all-new level as he took pride in ravaging his precious blond to the point where he could barely move.
…
"Kiba?"
"Yes, Lee?"
"You get, girls right?"
"Yeah, I guess you could say so," the dog-lover let out a nervous chuckle, "why?"
"Can you give me some advice? I really want to be with Sakura-chan!" pleaded the green-clad taijutsu expert.
"Um, sure. What do you wanna know?"
"Okay well, I was just walking near the stream today, minding my own business and picking flowers when – "
"Wait, wait. Hold up – you were….. picking flowers?" Kiba let out a loud chuckle.
"Anyway," continued Rock Lee, as his eyes narrowed in annoyance, "I heard her talking with her friends about things that I did not completely understand."
"Well, go on," now this struck Kiba's curiosity.
"She was talking about being sore from being 'banged' last night but I don't get it? I was with Deidara the whole time yesterday, and he didn't even throw one explosive. There was no boom, no Katsu, no C-3, and more importantly no bang!" he pouted, as he his confusion was beginning to frustrate him.
Kiba stared at the innocent ninja for a good moment, as his mind processed the statement that he had just heard. Is he joking? thought Kiba, No, he really is that oblivious. Poor guy.
"Lee," he started.
"Yes?" the taijutsu user looked at him with eager twinkling innocent eyes.
Kiba just couldn't bring himself to crush Lee's heart, "Um, yesterday in the forest, I heard there was a secret fireworks show," he looked pleased with his answer, "Yeah, that's what it was."
"Really?" said Lee with wide eyes, "I should ask her how it was!" And with that, he turned around to find his pink-haired crush.
"No no no no," Kiba grabbed his shoulder a little more aggressively than was intended, 'It's a girls only thing and she would be so upset if the secret slipped out of their little group."
"You are most respectful, Kiba!" Lee shot his friend a big thumbs up and an enthusiastic wink, deciding to keep this little "secret" just between them.
