A/N: This Is my first story so be mean please. I own nothing but my trusty Beretta M-9
The Big Boom
It was December the 25 and Harry was enjoying his second year rushing out to the forest with a big box in his arms. The sun was out and and there was 2 feet of snow on the ground but he did not care, he just received a present from his favorite "uncle" named John Sam, the one that came to there house on Privite Dr. when Uncle Vernon went to work for the day. Harry liked that uncle because he made his Aunt Petunia more relaxed and thus more bearable, but best of all when he came over he brought the best things for Harry like the Beretta M-9 pistol that Harry concealed in a shoulder holster under his robes.
Harry thought fondly of his pistol because How else was he able to beat Voldemort in his first year. 2 to the chest one to the head and down went Quirell. It was a shame he ad to use all his stock of accelerint to dispose of the evidence but he got it done, and now Dumbledore just would not stop rambling about the power of love. Didn't Dumbels know his Uncle Sam was waiting until Harry turned 14 to bring him to the brothels.
Harry came to a halt just outside of the forest and quickly ripped open his present and there before him as a gift so good he had to let out a pleasurable moan. His Uncle Sam just got him 15 pounds of C-4 and a few detonator. Not able to wait any longer he took half a pound of his explosive and looked for something to strap it to. Seeing nothing he decided to wonder into the forest.
Wondering for about an hour he came across big ass spiders and an evil grin started spreading on his face, it was the same grin that made Hermione piss her self when he slit the trolls neck with his boat knife. Sneaking into the middle of the spider infested clearing he set 5 lbs of C-4 down and set the detonator into it. He quickly ran away and started to crouch behind a tree. Getting ready to push the button he had to stop seeing Hagrid approach from the opposite direction. It took a few hours but Hagrid finally started to leave. Harry quickly set off the C-4 and marveled at the pritty colors.
Harry quickly Left the area with the sound of Hagrid's scream of horror as he saw his pets get destroyed. Laughing like a mad man Harry skipped off into the sunset with his evil grin scaring off all the centaurs that came to investigate the noise.
