SORRY FOR THE SHITTY TRUTH/DARES, PLEASE SUBMIT REQUESTS/SUGGESTIONS FOR THE NEXT TRUTH OR DARE CHAPTER! I'LL DO THEM! :)
The next day, the sleepy ninjas were woken up at 6 am to play one gigantic game of Truth or Dare, while watching the sunrise, near the stream.
They all sat down in one big circle. Some were half asleep, some were awake as ever, some were nervous and some were excited.
"I'll start!" exclaimed Gai, "Lee?"
"Yes, Gai-sensei!" replied the overly enthusiastic Rock Lee, his youthful voice ringing in everyone's tired ears.
It is way too early for this, thought Sakura as she let out a yawn.
"Truth or dare?"
"Truth!"
"Who do you think is the most beautiful girl in this group?" Gai knew just how badly Lee wanted to be with Sakura and decided to give him a head start.
"That's an easy one!" Lee gleamed with a twinkle in his round eyes, "Sakura-chan!"
All heads turned to Sakura, including Itachi's, to see her reaction. With a slight blush, she kindly thanked him. I hope they don't ask me this question because I could never bring myself to lie and say Lee. He is definitely not my type, hoped Sakura.
"Lee, it's your turn to ask!" reminded Gai-sensei.
"Hm, Naruto?"
"Wha?" Naruto groggily asked, rubbing his tired eyes.
"Truth or dare?"
"Dare!"
"I dare you to kiss the person who was your first kiss, here!"
Lee honestly thought that Naruto's first kiss was Hinata, and he wanted to help his friends get together because he saw the occasional glances that Hinata would give Naruto. However, he could not be more wrong. Grumbling, Naruto crawled to a very slightly/unnoticeably blushing and uncomfortable Sasuke. Not this again, thought Sasuke, as he wished that this could've happened without his brother's presence.
Naruto leaned close to the Uchiha and placed a friendly kiss on Sasuke's unwelcoming lips.
"Sasuke?"
"Hn."
"Truth or dare?" asked Naruto, still sleepy.
"Truth."
"Are you gay?" Naruto asked, tauntingly. This earned laughs all across the circle, from everyone except Itachi.
"What? Of course not, dobe. Hmph." replied Sasuke, as he crossed his arms and held his head high.
"Are you sure, teme?" Naruto narrowed his eyes, skeptically but with a devious grin on his face. He absolutely loved embarrassing the Uchiha in front of everyone.
"Hn."
A short silence ensued until Rock Lee reminded Sasuke, "it's your turn to ask, Sasuke-kun."
"Itachi."
"Hn?"
"Do you still think I am too weak to fight you?" Sasuke shot him an angry Uchiha glare.
"Yes, Otouto."
Sasuke kept in his insults, as his eyes turned blood red, trying to remind Itachi that he had the Sharingan, just like his older brother.
Itachi paid no mind, as he asked Deidara "Truth or dare?"
"Dare."
"I dare you to keep your useless explosions to a minimum today," request Itachi, as he rolled his eyes. Deidara had always been a pest to him but his noisy explosions were just too damn intolerable.
"Hmph." Deidara grumbled, "Fine."
"Ino?"
"Yes?"
"Truth or dare?"
"Truth"
"What's your least favourite thing about Sai?"
"Hmm," the blonde kuniochi rubbed her chin in thought, "he doesn't know how to cuddle."
This resulted in a few laughs from the spread out circle, who looked at a shrugging Sai for a reaction. He never understood the significance of cuddling anyway, and he was not embarrassed by it at all.
"Sasuke-kun!" cooed Ino, earning herself an annoyed glare from the raven.
"Hn."
"Truth or dare?"
Sasuke had a feeling that Ino would ask him another question about him being gay and he did not want to be the topic of conversation right now. Fearlessly, he chose "dare".
"I dare you to kiss Sakura!" she smirked.
Shrugging, the Uchiha got up and walked over to a madly blushing Sakura, and placed a quick peck on her….. cheek?
He chose to kiss her cheek, and not her lips. Now that's all I need to know, thought Ino with a devilish grin.
Sasuke is definitely gay, thought TenTen, as she looked at the gaped mouths of a few ninjas who took in the realization.
After several more rounds, the asker was Ino, once again.
"Deidara, truth or dare?"
"Truth, un."
"Have you ever masturbated using your hand-mouths?" the leaf ninja giggled, along with the other giggling and blushing girl ninjas.
"Um…." The blonde bomber blushed as he looked up, gently tugging on his hair and avoiding eye contact with several curious shinobi.
After hearing a few nervous laughs from the bomber but no explanation, Sasori was growing rather impatient.
"Yes," he nonchalantly stated, "yes, he has."
"Huh?" The puppeteer's abrupt revelation had Deidara speechless.
"I saw you doing it once," admitted Sasori in his usual inexpressive tone, "When I walked past your room in the lair, the blinds were only slightly closed so I took a peek just to make sure that you weren't doing anything suspicious. That's when I saw it."
"WHAT?" the bomber was blushing like crazy, "SASORI NO DANNA! I'M GONNA FUCKING KILL YOU!"
….
After a hilarious game of truth or dare, the ninjas were allowed to have lunch. However, they had to pair up and find their own food. Some chose to fish, some chose to hunt and some chose to pick fruits/vegetables from nearby forests.
Kiba and Hinata paired up to fish in the stream.
Kiba couldn't help but crack a few jokes, making the Hyuuga laugh like crazy. He loved seeing her relaxed with her guard down.
The sensei-jonins decided to take this opportunity to walk around, and write down any suggestive behaviour that could possibly reveal the ninja's sexualities. After all, they didn't want to have their jobs replaced by Tsunade.
…
Naruto and Sasuke paired up to pick some fruit from this tall tree near the tents.
"Oi, SasUKE! I need to pick these pomegranates so wanna lift me up, since you're the bottom?" He couldn't help but crack jokes as the Uchiha just glared at him, furrowing his eyebrows in irritation.
"Shut up dobe! You weren't so arrogant when I was pounding your ass the other night," he fired back.
"YOU were the one who suggested it in the first place, teme!"
"Whatever," Sasuke rolled his onyx eyes.
…
"Well now we know why his name is Sas-UKE!" joked Hinata with Kiba, as they pierced fish with their spears. Kiba started laughing uncontrollably, clutching his stomach. They continued to joke around for the remainder of their fishing session.
Kurenai happened to be walking by with a notepad in her clutch, as she saw the two laughing together. Normally, this wouldn't be suspicious or anything but this was Hinata. The secret shy quiet girl who could barely make eye contact and speak without stuttering, openly cracking jokes with a rather handsome dog-lover. She quickly jotted it down, before retreating back to the other sensei-jonins.
…
"Are you sure this will work?" TenTen asked Neji, as they looked down to the forest ground, from the high-top of the trees. They were balancing themselves on the branches because Neji suggested that they could hunt wild animals, with his Byakugan while staying in hiding from them.
"You'll appreciate the power of the Byakugan after we catch a good lunch"
"Hai," she decided to put her trust in her comrade.
…
"Are you finished, dobe?"
"Almost!" exclaimed Naruto as he picked more ripe pomegranates. Unfortunately, he reached a little too far and lost his balance, as he fell on top of an unsuspecting Uchiha.
Kakashi was walking around with a note book, writing down the behaviour of ninjas when Naruto and Sasuke fell on top of each other. He didn't see what had happened for them to be in this position but he trusted what his eyes were seeing right now.
Looking at them then looking back at the notebook, he clicked his pen. "Noted" he said nonchalantly as he wrote it down.
"We're not gay!" They yelled in defense.
"Mhm," said Kakashi sarcastically, as he walked away from the scene.
SEND ME REQUESTS/SUGGESTIONS FOR THE NEXT TRUTH OR DARE! I'LL DO THEM :)
