I'll Drink To That!
Randomness. Norway, Germany, Romano get drunk.
Though America hated drinking, he did love going to bars with his friends after a long hard day of going to meetings. Everyone was talking... well everyone except Germany, Norway, and Romano that is. The three had chosen to sit by the bar watching the other nations as they mingled.
"Hey. want to drink every time one of our stupid fratellos act stupid?" Romano asked not even looking at Germany or Norway. Germany and Norway shrugged and each took a bottle of beer and watched their brothers.
With every stupid comment Prussia or Denmark or even Italy made, more beer was drunk until the three had drank three large bottles and four glasses.
Their game had changed to a harder one of "Drink every time Prussia 'Kesesese'ed." 6 bottles later.
Germany was giggly, laughing at everything and nothing, he didn't get drunk often but when he did he was a giggling mess. "Ve~" Romano said bouncing in his stool.
"I hate all these people. they all try to steal my gold but I'm a unicorn, damn it!" Norway shouted attracting the attention if several nations.
"Are you okay?" England asked going over to where the drunken nations sat.
"No! my little brother doesn't ever acknowledge me and no one believes me that my magic is powerful and my unicorn horn is missing and Denmark is stupid and Finland is awesome and is Santa and I'm just a hornless unicorn!" Norway cried loudly. "Don't cry you're awesome! I'll be your little brother if you stay being an awesome unicorn." Romano said hugging Norway tightly.
Germany meanwhile was focused o. England's eyebrows. "Iggy's brows look fake." Germany said reaching for England's eyebrows. "Stop that you git!" England shouted slapping Germany's hands away. Germany pouted and reached again causing England to maneuver away and Germany to stumble into Italy.
"You're the one that took Roma's name! unhand Luddy and prepare to fight!" Norway yelled and stood in an old timey fighting position.
"V-ve?" Italy asked and help Germany back on the barstool before he ran off.
"I'm going to go talk to people, come on let's go talk!" Romano yelled trying to drag either Norway or Germany toward the group of nations.
"I don't was t to I'm too depressed." Norway said laying his head down on the counter.
"I know what'll cheer you up! beer! let's go get some!" Germany exclaimed happily.
"Oh no, I'm cutting you three off." the bartender said from behind the counter.
"Wow West, you got cut off, how many drinks did you have?" Prussia asked as he went to the counter to get drinks for his friends.
Germany gasped and pulled on Norway's shirt. "Nor...I think this giant bunny can read minds." Germany whispered loudly.
Prussia blinked before he sighed when his brother starts calling him a giant bunny it was time to call it a night. "Come on West, you are really drunk and need sleep." Prussia ordered for once sounding like the older siblings he was supposed to be.
"Nope. You need sleep. come on Nor let's find Roma and have fun!" Germany said pulling on Norway.
"Leave me alone to die." Norway muttered.
Germany frowned before he nodded. "Okay! Mr. Bunny can go with me." the Germany said and stumbled off the stool as he went over to Prussia.
"Romano is back at the hotel. Come on." Prussia suggested, not wanting his brother to make an even bigger ass out of himself.
"Mr. Bunny's strong." Germany muttered as his brother led him away. Before leaving though, Prussia stopped in front of England to tell him Norway was alone and should probably go home.
The next morning Germany, Norway, and Romano were stuck in a meeting hung over and painfully reminded of their behaviour.
Norway and Romano had vowed that day to never get drink again while Germany vowed to never get drunk around anyone that knew him.
This was pure randomness to try a d help a writer's block I had. please don't hate me for it.
